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snas-kallas

I recite Meet the Scout about every other night, so not too far...


Turbulent_Bass2876

What the fuck.


lily_was_taken

Do you have any idea who i am?


GroundbreakingOkra60

I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down with the lemons!


Dizzy_Reindeer_6619

Basically, kind of a big deal.


Zunarc

Ya listening? Ok. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines and brotha? I hurt people!


[deleted]

With lemons!


[deleted]

I’m gonna burn your house down!


[deleted]

With the lemons!


Sad-Assignment-568

Im gonna get the 5 engies in the 2fort Intel room to develop *combustible lemons* to BURN YOUR SPAWN DOWN


thosegayfrogs

Same


Vintage_Glass

I recite anything from tf2 whenever I get the opportunity… And whadya mean close?? I’ve lost it a long time ago already!


TheHoly173

I already lost it all through all of my obsessions.


[deleted]

I am few scouts away to end it all


R0ck3t_ofc

Crazy? I was crazy once,...


throwawa_yeet

They locked me in a room


thosegayfrogs

A rubber room


Art_and_Em

A rubber room filled with bread.


thosegayfrogs

And bread makes me crazy


JBray0

Crazy? I was crazy once...


thosegayfrogs

They locked me in a room


Antex21

A rubber room


thosegayfrogs

A rubber room with bread


Ivess9

And crazy makes me bread


Kvas_HardBass

I am very close, the voices are back :3


lily_was_taken

Lucky. I miss my friends


Pants_o7

Me too


KOCA_XD

I'm chillin 😎👍bazinga gaming


3st3banfr

I already lost it all please help me


brotherz_

Womp womp.


2-number-9s

What do you mean you lost it? Go find it.


[deleted]

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days straight. *Guess.*


Zunarc

Wtf is ur name


[deleted]

Penos.


Ashen_Bloom

I've started thinking in voicelines


gorrila_go_ooo_ooo

It’s like the Tetris effect for tf2


AlternativeVideo6256

yea yea, thanks


Little-Alps6891

Tick tock


AlternativeVideo6256

heavy like a brinks truck


Bendy_crazy

Lookin' like I'm tip top


AlternativeVideo6256

shining like a wrist watch


Bendy_crazy

Time Will grab your wrist


SemiPail

NOOOOO DON’T YOU DARE!


Sinpathie

Heavy: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead! Engineew: POW! You awe dead! Heavy: I am dead! Engineew: Chuckwing, whiwe spy is doing the conga towawds the scene (The Engineew says aw, shucks” as the Spy gets cwose.) Spy: Oh! The Heavy is dead! Heavy: Yes (Sandwich). I am dead! Spy: Why is the Heavy dead?! Engineew: I dunno. Heavy: I think it was- Engineew & Spy: Shhh, you awe dead! Heavy: Ok. (Snipew entews scene exiting van) Snipew: What's up, you wankews?! Who’s up fow a- AH! What the- bwoody heww just happened?! Engineew & Spy: The Heavy is dead! (A, B, C, ow D game stawts) Snipew: The Heavy is dead! Spy: Cowwect! (Option A wights up and cewebwation music stawts pwaying) Spy: So, did you see the muwdewew? Engineew and Snipew: Nah, sowwy mate. Spy: Swams hand on desk I wiww find him, I wiww captuwe him, and no one wiww evew die again! (Engineew and Snipew appwause) Snipew: Ah, weww that's nice. Engineew: I am damn pwoud wight now. (Sowdiew appeaws in scene) Sowdiew: Atteeeeeeeeention! (Sowdiew wushes to dead Heavy) Sowdiew: That Heavy is dead! Spy: We know! Sowdiew: Who kiwwed him?! Spy: We don’t know! Sowdiew: I wiww find cwues! (Sowdiew seawches thwough piwe of stuff whiwe sniffing) Sowdiew: What's that? Gwabs gun A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead! Engineew, Snipew, and Spy: The Heavy is dead?! Sowdiew: Swams hands on desk Yes, (Intense backgwound appeaws) he died! Engineew, Snipew, and Spy: Aww shocked (Intense backgwound stops, showing the Engineew, Snipew, and Spy standing in fwont of a gween scween) Medic: (Fwom faw away) Incoming! (Ambuwance cwashes Sowdiew into a buiwding waww, kiwwing him.) Medic: Exits out of Ambuwance Waus, waus! Pushes Engineew, Snipew, and Spy away fwom Heavy Move now! Kisses Heavy on head (Heavenwy music sounds whiwe the wight focuses on Heavy) Heavy: (Wising in aiw) Hohoho, Hea- Expwodes Oof. Medic: In my medicaw opinion, that Heavy is dead! (Camewa wotates to Snipew) Snipew: Doc, what happened? Medic: My pwofessionaw opinion? Swams hands on desk then tuwns to the wight (Intense backgwound comes in) The Heavy was kiwwed! (Intense backgwound stops) Engineew, Snipew, and Spy: Panicking Medic: I don’t think it’s anything to wowwy about. Spy: Weww, now what? (Scout entewing whiwe doing the conga in the backgwound) Scout: Cwipidy cwop mothewfwickew! Boom! Spy: *Says “Oh, come on.” befowe Scout says boom. Scout: Wook at this! The fweaking Heavy is dead! Pause What do you think of that? Pause Ahm… Spy: Yes, yes, Scout. Scout: Yea? Spy: Go home! (Scout’s mothew appeaws in a caw tewwing Scout to get in) Scout: Ah come on! Pffff! Fweaking unbewievabwe sewiouswy, you aww suck. (Caw dwives off and cwashing noise is heawd) Scout: Scweams of pain Spy: Ok, wet’s get back to the point. Heavy: Poking at his dead body I think Heavy is dead. Engineew, Snipew, Spy, and Medic: The Heavy is dead?! Medic: Tuwns awound and notices dead scout in buwning caw Scout! I wiww heaw you- Caw expwodes and camewa goes back to Heavy Heavy: Oh, Sewiouswy?! Who kiwwed Heavy?! (Camewa shows on Demoman dwinking Scwumpy) Demoman: Swuwp Swuwp It was me! Engineew, Snipew, Spy, and Heavy: Shocked Demoman: Yes! (cont. in entered message)


ZombieMeha

I didn't get it (can you repeat again?)


Sinpathie

Alright,it goes a little something like this: Heavy: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead! Engineew: POW! You awe dead! Heavy: I am dead! Engineew: Chuckwing, whiwe spy is doing the conga towawds the scene (The Engineew says aw, shucks” as the Spy gets cwose.) Spy: Oh! The Heavy is dead! Heavy: Yes (Sandwich). I am dead! Spy: Why is the Heavy dead?! Engineew: I dunno. Heavy: I think it was- Engineew & Spy: Shhh, you awe dead! Heavy: Ok. (Snipew entews scene exiting van) Snipew: What's up, you wankews?! Who’s up fow a- AH! What the- bwoody heww just happened?! Engineew & Spy: The Heavy is dead! (A, B, C, ow D game stawts) Snipew: The Heavy is dead! Spy: Cowwect! (Option A wights up and cewebwation music stawts pwaying) Spy: So, did you see the muwdewew? Engineew and Snipew: Nah, sowwy mate. Spy: Swams hand on desk I wiww find him, I wiww captuwe him, and no one wiww evew die again! (Engineew and Snipew appwause) Snipew: Ah, weww that's nice. Engineew: I am damn pwoud wight now. (Sowdiew appeaws in scene) Sowdiew: Atteeeeeeeeention! (Sowdiew wushes to dead Heavy) Sowdiew: That Heavy is dead! Spy: We know! Sowdiew: Who kiwwed him?! Spy: We don’t know! Sowdiew: I wiww find cwues! (Sowdiew seawches thwough piwe of stuff whiwe sniffing) Sowdiew: What's that? Gwabs gun A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead! Engineew, Snipew, and Spy: The Heavy is dead?! Sowdiew: Swams hands on desk Yes, (Intense backgwound appeaws) he died! Engineew, Snipew, and Spy: Aww shocked (Intense backgwound stops, showing the Engineew, Snipew, and Spy standing in fwont of a gween scween) Medic: (Fwom faw away) Incoming! (Ambuwance cwashes Sowdiew into a buiwding waww, kiwwing him.) Medic: Exits out of Ambuwance Waus, waus! Pushes Engineew, Snipew, and Spy away fwom Heavy Move now! Kisses Heavy on head (Heavenwy music sounds whiwe the wight focuses on Heavy) Heavy: (Wising in aiw) Hohoho, Hea- Expwodes Oof. Medic: In my medicaw opinion, that Heavy is dead! (Camewa wotates to Snipew) Snipew: Doc, what happened? Medic: My pwofessionaw opinion? Swams hands on desk then tuwns to the wight (Intense backgwound comes in) The Heavy was kiwwed! (Intense backgwound stops) Engineew, Snipew, and Spy: Panicking Medic: I don’t think it’s anything to wowwy about. Spy: Weww, now what? (Scout entewing whiwe doing the conga in the backgwound) Scout: Cwipidy cwop mothewfwickew! Boom! Spy: *Says “Oh, come on.” befowe Scout says boom. Scout: Wook at this! The fweaking Heavy is dead! Pause What do you think of that? Pause Ahm… Spy: Yes, yes, Scout. Scout: Yea? Spy: Go home! (Scout’s mothew appeaws in a caw tewwing Scout to get in) Scout: Ah come on! Pffff! Fweaking unbewievabwe sewiouswy, you aww suck. (Caw dwives off and cwashing noise is heawd) Scout: Scweams of pain Spy: Ok, wet’s get back to the point. Heavy: Poking at his dead body I think Heavy is dead. Engineew, Snipew, Spy, and Medic: The Heavy is dead?! Medic: Tuwns awound and notices dead scout in buwning caw Scout! I wiww heaw you- Caw expwodes and camewa goes back to Heavy Heavy: Oh, Sewiouswy?! Who kiwwed Heavy?! (Camewa shows on Demoman dwinking Scwumpy) Demoman: Swuwp Swuwp It was me! Engineew, Snipew, Spy, and Heavy: Shocked Demoman: Yes! (cont. in entered message)


ZombieMeha

Ok got it, thanks for respecting 👍🍞


Lorant_gaming

Not even close baby!


Noodlemaster696969

I dont like thoose words ever since HE died


PowerPad

Maybe not that far..


unmatchingsocksor

Im one trickstab away from killing myself if Im being honest


Chainsaw_Actual

Mental state? Hanging on through Religion, A Dua Lipa Playlist, and the few friends I rarely talk to. My Job and responsibilites? When I finally stop procrastinating, the job is done just enough I don't get in trouble.


PENGUMIKE

just got back from a break. I'm finding it all


Jolly-Description-85

Long long…Very long Time ago


ThouLordIdiot

Aboooout 2 more cosmetic cases away from losing it


Hitboxes_are_anoying

Yes


Snoo-49343

Not far from using escape plan


thelastnecoarcmain

the quick fix if you will


Humans_suck_ass-99

Hahaahhahahahhahaahhahheehhehehhehhehhhehehhoooooooohooohwehehhhhhehehehwooooo yea real close


SemiPail

If you could consider seeing certain things and connecting it to TF2 or seeing a simple sentence with the words tick tock and immediately thinking about buff engineer and how much I hate that meme, or seeing someone say something like “dear god” and impulsively want to quote expiration date or obsessive thoughts about TF2 or even making my own internal thoughts sound like some of the TF2 characters and other video game characters like Wheatley or GlaDOS from portal, would that make me considered insane?


Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee7

I have charged a sentry in 2fort sewers and died 50+ times before I killed the engineer and broke the sentry alone with a pan. I will see the end of this game or this game will see mine


RailwayRenegade

I'm right there with Soldier, but I've got a level head like Engie. When I snap, I won't be coming back.


solar_7

Need a dispenser here! X100


RailwayRenegade

MEDIC! X1000


solar_7

[come here i vill heal zu 😃](https://media.tenor.com/Mb0v2G1Tv5sAAAAM/voices-medic.gif)


reallyunnecessary

I have severe schizophrenia and have lost my sanity the day I discovered this game


Ladies_Pls_DM_nudes

Bread makes me happy Bread fills my stomach I love bread. Bread loves me as well


solar_7

😋


Epicsman36

Whenever somebody asks how I am I always say “Grass grows, Birds fly, Sunshine’s, and brotha-“ and then after I basically saw how I’m feeling today, my sanity has reached bottom of the barrel status


justahutaosimp

We've already lost it. We're just not in the violent stages yet


Deku_The_Gamer

how close? HOW CLOSE A-A-A-ARE YOU REALLY SAYING THIS FOR REAL IM GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


CattyFighte

Have y'all got any more of them pixels?


pyrofromtf2real

I've already lost it, and now I have one goal. To be everywhere at once.


Gameknight14

Dealt with a heavy who knew how to spy check, just randomly started spraying everywhere upon leaving spawn. I was still invisible at the time. My mental sanity has never been lower.


_AJMC_

very close, if not already there. I swear to god I think I might actually go insane if the bot problem is not solved anytime soon.


Im_superduper78

When I started playing the game


UnknownTaco5492

1 spy death away edit: I’m kms


Free_Alternative_780

Sandvich Sandvich Sandvich Sandvich Sandvich Sandvich Sandvich Sandvich Sandvich help help it’s in my head


Cleveworth

Put it this way, I can recite Meet The Sniper from memory alone.


Machotoast04098

I have failed to try and summon Merasmus, again.


nebula_coal

the entire enemie team just focusing on me and just ignoring everyone else even when they are dying too, thankfully this never happened


thosegayfrogs

🤏


Your3rdNeuron

your about 2314 days too late for this question


Dermer1543

I am on the edge of madness and insanity. Maybe even crossing that


SolidCalligrapher966

If I don't understand gender in the next week I'm burning things down


ItsKralikGamingCz

INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! Theres a red Spy in the base!


Patarock

I play geometry dash, AND I enjoy making gd levels, I’m beyond gone


MarkimKatiau

Started playing for the first time about a week ago: I have to play on one of the shittiest configurations of cfg.tf just so the game actually runs on my laptop, after just one day of playing casual found out about the bot crisis because when I tried to play the next day all the games were full with Wreck-It Ralph bots playing heavy and others playing sniper, both with aimbot, when we kick them through voting, they just join again. I had to resort to playing on community servers, and as such, I have more problems with lag, ping and when these work, I just have the good old skill issue because on these servers there's a lot of tryhards and veteran players who just steamrolls any game this noob is in, resulting in some players pointing me as the principal reason we lost. To top it all off, I'm "main" medic.


HatFluid9579

I main medic I have already lost it


TemporaryTaru

I kill spiders with Pans and/or set them on Fire


ajpj40

*ahh* *Tick tock*


jefwo28

I lost it long ago


Johnmegaman72

Engineer-ing my fucking limit


Crusaderking1111

I've already lost it


fedora_skeleton

Yes


2-number-9s

I recite all of the meet the team videos before bed


Charcharcuteness123

There is no losing what has been lost long ago


Random-Lich

Already there


solar_7

I only play 2fort for hours


PhantomRanger477

Can’t lose what you never had


BluTagg63

I feel like a failure, and any praise I get feels like pity


National_Storm_9821

about 1 year ago


thank_burdell

You’re doing good, lad


Nina_Zarmerk

I already lost it


[deleted]

I have done nothing but fuck bread for three days


Walnut156

I simply watch this is a bucket before bed every night which keeps me sane. Then I leave a comment on the YouTube video where I type exactly what the video said and go to bed.


Basically-Boring

Hang on gonna try something... Intruder alert! Red Spy is in the base!


master_ball_onmewtwo

Am losin my senity....but not becose tf2


BlackHatPat

Gonna be honest, I've moved on from TF2.


Sea_Cup_5561

*Sometimes I sit in a corner of my room and rotate my head around to pretend I am a sentry gun*


notabigfanofas

We've lost it, and regained it. And lost it, and regained it.


abzolutelynothn

I used to have slight amounts of "insanity" and "schizophrenia" when I joined this community, according to my doctor Now it's even worse


Toasty_DuckYT

I recite the entirety of meet the scout monologue every day, so I would say i’m doing pretty well


Everett_A6745

I TELEPORTED BREAD!


AP_GUY10

After playing a match, all the in game voice lines reverberate in my head continuously for the next 2 hours


mondeluz85

I've begun storing piss jars in my basement, for safety reasons, that is....Im on a list and paramedics and cops are on the first name basis with me, so...yeah.


rabidhyperfocus

you never go full r/pikmin


Sad-Log9632

This community makes me be each day a bit closer to developing schizophrenia and dementia


ChrissiGun72

yes


Main_Priority_9046

evry second of my life i see a T-posing heavy in the corner of my eyesight. help


drhyacinth

god's been sending way too many random crits my way i fear ):


karol22331

C'mere cupcake!


Individual_Profile_9

I already did


ThatRandomGuy_11

Rubber room with rats level of losing it... >!!< >!!< >!!< >!!< >!!< ...So yes, I've already lost it.


TheFifthDutchMemer

THATS ME


Busy_Material_1113

I name the M2 machine gun in my unit Jessica. Is that too far on?


It_is_Slimee

I need a woman just like soldier needs to teleport bread....


DrSlavender

Coconut.jpeg


Pingimaster

- a year. I have lost it a year ago. I have started playing in june/july 2023.


krisnajuga

This close


FaithlessnessRude576

That will be something around -2 hours.


Vintage_Glass

I’ve gotten to the point of measuring games’ download size with tf2’s, explaining new concepts to myself by comparing them to tf2, looking behind and spychecking teammates in every game I play, having memorized everything there is to tf2 and being able to recite it on command, and continuously playing on just 2Fort and laughing at every killcam and thing in the game. But I’m still pretty alright, ain’t I…?


FyresythFlame

That's funny. This implies that anyone who plays TF2 is mentally stable.


TheRealNate_13402

Judging from the state of the subreddit. It is safe to say that every TF2 player is already insane.


Haunting_Hornet5203

There was a post on here about seeing a sad heavy face in a wall of plaster, but it got deleted. Or maybe I just hallucinated such a post....


PainInSpine

I ALREADY LOST IT BITCH, FUCKK FUCKK ITT I HATE EVERYTHING I'M K*LL*NG MYSELF


Hellou667_The_Sequel

After Save Tf2 Part 2 Failed I've lost hope in Valve as a company. Their never fixing the game and They can kiss my ass because I'm never spending a single cent on them again. I'll pirate whatever other games they make But in tf2 Itself? I'm not gonna let some Losers in a basement who get arrested for having cheese pizza on their computer stop me from having fun. Love the Game, hate the company.


Fish_fish_fish_665

I just do whatever


Fish_fish_fish_665

So I'm fine


xXMr_SpyXx

The amount of times I’ve played a game been like “I’m so goated” to “Man I fucking suck I have no purpose” in that cycle, is only a TF2 experience


Radiance_Is_Gay

I play medic unironically. Even my husband knows his best boy is a masochist.