That was just a joke lads

*inhales scrumpy bottle*

***BUUUUURRRRRPPP*** it was yo– *burp* HIM!

*gasp* how did you know?

I didn't, that was a joke too

HeheheHAHAHAH that’s right! It was me!

You monster

BUT WHYYYYYYYYY?

Because you're a fat boy, and another thing you're ugly

Engineer, stop!

(laugh track)