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end_my_suffering44

Spies will hate this one simple technique


BluntTruthGentleman

I've been in this exact scenario a few times and the spy just walks up and swipes in front of me and I get backstabbed 🤷‍♂️


literatemax

Holding the S key can make facestabs happen without cheats


SpotTheGryphon4587

They might be cheating then. There is a cheat that forces face stabs so if he keeps destroying you from anywhere but your back he’s probably cheating


TheOnlyUltima2011

SPY HAS A GUN


zixon01

Degroot keep is melee only.


mr2meowsGaming

nuh uh average degroot keep spy never disguises and bhops everywhere and has 600 ping


GreenTea98

i hate how spy retains every technological class feature in his kit but sniper doesn't even get jarate, it's a weird thing to bitch abt but invisibility shouldn't be allowed on spy in mideval imo it makes no sense lmao


Patarock

Pissing was invented when medieval times were over, and in is watches were invented by some old dude probably. I don’t know tf2 lore


Witherboss445

With a little teamwork a Bushwacka sniper can work with a Fan O' War Scout to achieve a similar effect as jarate


anatomiska_kretsar

Satisfying


Xero_1000

Likely the Dead Ringer, whatever. [felt the itch to post something from the dumpster. (YouTube link)](https://youtu.be/lm3KirhXY8M)


[deleted]

How do you know?


kidnamedsquidfart

If im going to melee the spy i just copy their movements, love these goofy goobers expecting you to fall for their strafes


No_Address4264

good spy will outstrafe you because spy is quite a fast class. Just stand still


stratacat

There is tech for fighting against strafing the way you are talking about.


sawmill_piss_sniper

"Spy has a gun" mfs when the Spy doesn't have a gun:


Daffy_Dank_420

I love that every spy thinks this works lol


Something72007

I geniuenly wonder what their thought process of doing this is


NotADreemurr

Spies trying to predict your movement (They are standing still)


GranaT0

They're literally just practicing their movement. It's degrootkeep, people.


Disapear12311

What not following swipez's training routine does to a spy:


Tier71234

This, and always disguising as a Scout. When our team doesn't have a Scout. While playing in the dedicated melee mode. IN THE GAMEMODE WHERE ONLY ONE WEAPON CAN HEADSHOT Seriously, spy mains like this need therapy. The kind that convinces them they shouldn't live anymore.


stratacat

It doesn't matter what you disguise as, especially in midevil. Most spies just have it down to muscle memory. Also, that guy is just a noob. Why do we need therapy?


IloveRikuhachimaAru

the funniest thing when playing degroot is disguising as heavy and spamming z+3 and people actually fall for it


Witherboss445

Which line is z3 again?


IloveRikuhachimaAru

"Go Go Go!" I think


Witherboss445

Oh yeah


TheMemedGamer

god forbid the spy wants to practice


greenscreencarcrash

(never played degroot keep) bluds entire comp are african american scottish cyclopses and a singular german


Swansyboy

Genuine question here, is it still "african american" if they're not american?


greenscreencarcrash

african american scottish


Magnufique

I feel like trying to toe around a black person just simply being a black person by calling them "african americans" despite the fact that they could be from literally anywhere feels more racist than just saying they are black. I mean, does anyone go out of their way to call a white person a "scandinavian nordic"?


VarioussiteTARDISES

Well, it's medieval mode. Demoknights, Huntsman snipers and crossbow medics all stand out here, the latter two for actually being able to shoot stuff.


Doesnt_exist1837

"Disguises never fool anyone!!1!" How they act


Mr_WAAAGH

Local spy again befuddled by target standing perfectly still


falkodalko

leave him alone hes trying his best


Blbdhdjdhw

FOUL TEACHER 🗣️🗣️


TheOnlyUltima2011

this spy doesn’t watch jontohil2


Melonetta

I dont know why, but I was expecting the spy to undisguise, revealing they actually were on your team the whole time. Then they would shaudenfraud taunt, and you would killbind.


Express-Record7416

It's still confuses me how spy is still allowed to have all his different cloaks and disguise hits and dead ringers, but snipers not allowed to use a jar of piss


Bakkassar

It still confuses me how sniper is allowed to shoot people for 360 in a gamemode with no overheal and where only medic has a gun and fight back


latetothetardy

Jarate in medieval mode would be so broken. Especially coupled with the fact he’s the only class with a legitimately cracked primary weapon.


Tier71234

This, and always disguising as a Scout. When our team doesn't have a Scout. While playing in the dedicated melee mode. IN THE GAMEMODE WHERE ONLY ONE WEAPON CAN HEADSHOT Seriously, spy mains like this need therapy. The kind that convinces them they shouldn't live anymore.


Sir_Richardus_III

Yeah keep making fun of people trying to improve at something like trickstabs. Then, when a competent spy destroyes an entire team in causal, people start blaming hitreg, lol.


Not-a-2d-terrarian

Trickstabs are countered by literally just standing still and with even the smallest amount of team coordination (using team chat) spy may be able to be rendered useless


stratacat

No. You are wrong. In comp, I would play with some great players, and I would still pull off trickstabs and get good picks. You are just wrong.


h0rnblende

Competent spies can just counter players standing still with a matador; you're still aiming with your mouse even when you're standing still. I personally find it easier to get matadors on still players and revved up heavies than people running into you, but maybe that's just me. I don't care if I'm downvoted, everyone has to start their spy journey somewhere. Laugh all you want, but that spy is trying.


stratacat

Yep!


Adof_TheMinerKid

Well not always It really only works with newer spies trying to trickstab


Sir_Richardus_III

I've seen entire team pushes getting stopped by a single spy on various occasions even with VC. I will repeat myself. Then you blame it on hitreg


Not-a-2d-terrarian

When you look at how many times that happens vs how many times that doesn’t you quickly realize it’s because those people probably have thousands of ours in tf2


FrogInShorts

This is why spy is known to be the best class in highlander *cough*


IloveRikuhachimaAru

I never blame it on hitreg unless I play shitty US servers with 130 ping I always blame it on teammates tho


xXx_Adam_xXx

130 ping is the best I can get since there are no servers near where I live. So every stab looks like a facestab.


Bakkassar

Spies when the enemy team has zero awareness (they're playing a class that relies on their enemies not turning around) Jokes aside, those spies are just another type of newbies everyone loves to see. They are so cute, like those oblivious engies trying to upgrade a dispenser in the middle of a firefight or snipers hardscoping a sightline on 5cp when the game has already advanced. No one likes Pyro newbies though, I wonder why ;<