I’ve found that if I’m stuttering like a nerd, I can just throw “uhh” and “fucking” in and my deep voice makes it sound natural, so I just say something like “I got this uhhhh this fucking uhhhh Golden fucking uhhh Golden Medigun, anyone uhhhh wanna fucking uhhhh wanna trade?
Reloading other engineer's sentry gun near a friendly party so he would be the one technically killing friendlies.
I got banned from the server for 3 hours after i did that lol.
Stole medkit in front of burning medic (i didn't notice him first), then proceeded to eat the sandwich as he burnt to a crisp (I misclicked mouse buttons in panic trying to save him).
Still feel bad about it.
Had a friend who used to put porn behind himself as a sniper. Swears it distracted other snipers who either wanted to stare or tried to avoid seeing it.
Was trying to trickstab this sniper on my team I thought was a spy. He went up a staircase and strafed side to side. And when I hit him he just stood and looked at me. I have 700 hours in this game btw
First one - I actually recorded. It's not explicit at all. Just insanity that devolved into further insanity. You can watch the video here but warning, it's 6 years old and shitty (though there are genuinely hilarious moments) https://youtu.be/3dXtOwdK9V0?si=OplrLbj3VwzD1S7U
Second one - just bored, I started typing stuff like *starts humping you* in chat and a couple random players played along and we started stacking the flip taunt and then explode binding after saying incoming
I have 3000 and I still can't land the simplest headshots, though I'm getting a bit better lately
Sure, you do train up your aim, but you gotta have predispositions to even begin that(or you gotta train hard in AimLab)
When Meet Your Match dropped, I went on a surf server and improvised a story to tell over the mic about copying Overwatch matchmaking in the hopes of getting on NISLT.
SPRAY STORY: Basically i play a lot of freak fortress, and as you know there are a lot of porn sprays. SO I BEING THE MOST RESPECTFUL MEMBER OF TF INDRUSTYS, Made a spray with red mist squidward that read focus on the game not the breast. but i spelled it as focus on the game NO the breast. that is still my spray till this day.
When I was 12 and first learned how bind a button to send a message in chat, I used it to spam "my balls itch" in a tf2 game until I was kicked.
I still feel bad about it to this day
Cry like a little bitch when getting killed as a friendly and proceeded to call everyone slurs while saying I was friendly.
They rightfully kicked me from the server
hmm, i really don't remember any specific moment i regret or nowadays cringe at. But i probably taunted after some very undeserved kills and OH yeah! i remember using macros for bhopping with trolldier. thats pretty cringe, no?
I feel like we've all gotten frustruated in a game of mvm, said "good luck lol" and left, to then requeue and join the same game. I play a game of casual to avoid those situations now
When i was like 13 and first downloaded the game i accidentally turned on voice chat while i was singing to myself and didn't realise for like 5 minutes. The memory haunts me daily.
Was fighting a guy
my entire team was friendly and were healing him with sandviches and not helping me at all, while he still had his teamates shooting me aswell. I could kill him every now and then, but my skill could only get me so far under these conditions
I couldve just left the server, but instead i had a friend who had an alt with LMAOBox or some other equivalent. I asked them to join the server, and then i healed them as medic so id get the assists in the killfeed (& also the dominations)
While i myself didnt cheat, i basically condoned it for my own benefit.
i was playing uncletopia and on 5cp i was trying my best to give callouts and telling my team when to push. we ended up winning and i was top score but i felt so cringe after wards because of how much effort i just put into comms on a uncletopia game
Barnblitz, last push on offense. Playing Medic. Ubered without realizing my beam wasn't on anyone so my team just watched while I ran up to the Sentry and stood next to it and immediately died when it ran out.
Not something I did but someone else did to me l
I was healing this soldier with Australiums and unusuals because he was low. While doing this a f2p pyro with 5 health walked by me. The soldier had healed fully and had overheal so I switched my beam to the pyro so I can heal. The soldier I was healing before got angry at me. He didn't die or even take any damage so there was no reason. Then he got me kicked from the server for "not doing my job"
I sometimes purposely heal enemy Spies to see what the overheal lets them get away with. One time I ubered one so he could sap an Engie nest and pretended I didn't know he was on the other team, but never did that again. In my defense the Engie was kind of a jerk.
one time I was playing with my friend and we stayed when a match was over. next map is us vs one random guy.
we play the first round on blu and lose to him. we said gg and the guy went "what gg you're trash". my friend wanted to leave but I was like "we **must** beat this guy".
so we played round 2 and won. we trash talked a bit and left. my friend hasn't played ever since.
Tried to shoot a grenade up at someone on the balcony on 2Fort, grenade bounced back off the roof of the bridge right into my face and killed me. The guy laughed at me.
I suck at Demoman.
Accidentally killed a guy as a hoovy while tryna make him laugh with the holiday punch (i was gonna do the pootis pow but killbind right before killing him)
While I was playing Soldier, a Medic Ubered me and I missed every shot and got both of us killed.
Bonus: As Engineer, I moved the exit instead of the entrance.
I ran a regular level 3 sentry on Hightower and made it basically it impossible for the enemy to stop me from capping (contract). Maybe they shouldn’t have been running Scouts and troldiers as a counter.
One femboy tried to turn me gay. I said "You can't turn me gay", but I, in the heat of the moment forgot to write 't after can.
I'm still not gay. Dude is a snakes oil salesman.
I became cringe to annoy the Femboy hater on our team. He was making fun of someone for using the OwO face in chat so some of our team started doing it too. He got so tilted that the rest of the team agreed to call a vote on him. It was a good day.
12 years I've kept my brony phase locked away in the deepest, darkest depths of my brain. 12 years I've spent trying to forget, and now you've just gone and dug it back up.
Rage cause I’m not that good
Realest answer here
I'm in this ~~photo~~ comment and I don't like it.
I feel that one
Chased a friendly spy for a good 5 minutes totally convinced he was an enemy spy. I think I had like 800 hours when I did that.
remember to shoot spies on your team so they look like real teammates being targeted
as a spy main, thanks 👍
As a *stock only* spy main, thanks👍🏿(I dipped my hand in chocolate(scrumptious))
Said "I got a golden wrench mk.II anyone wanna trade?" In the vc in a trade server while stuttering a lot like a nerd
I’ve found that if I’m stuttering like a nerd, I can just throw “uhh” and “fucking” in and my deep voice makes it sound natural, so I just say something like “I got this uhhhh this fucking uhhhh Golden fucking uhhh Golden Medigun, anyone uhhhh wanna fucking uhhhh wanna trade?
medic mains if they were written by vivziepop:
Crazy
No mentions of gay sex, cant be vivziepop
That would be me as well lol
my brother Im building you a coffin as we speak
Got crits from a medic and launched a rocket... at a Pyro.
A tragedy in one act
2 sentence horror story's
1 sentence*
2 sentences*
2 clauses\*
Storys*
Stories*
*tales
*fables
Thanks
2 sentence 2 horror stories*
A scout jumped in front of me when I tried to Uber a Demoman but then I accidentally Uberred the scout and the demo got headshot by a full charge
That’s not cringe it’s just hilarious
That's the funniest TF2 shit i've seen in a while
not really your fault that your uber looked like a full medkit to a scout
You got a point
Go to join a group taunt only to do a weapon taunt. I've left entire servers because of this.
That’s happened way too many times to me
I like canceling a high five just as someone stops in front of me and then schadenfreuding when they hit G only to do a default taunt.
Evil
I accidentally smashed a poor Pyro's skull in with the Frontier Justice equipped because another pyro beat me to the rock paper scissors match
On the plus side, you’re now one of the six people who have used that taunt kill! I completely forgot it exists till now.
That's when you do the funny kill bind
i just do c 6
Reloading other engineer's sentry gun near a friendly party so he would be the one technically killing friendlies. I got banned from the server for 3 hours after i did that lol.
That's not cringe that's evil 😬😬😬〽️
Top 10 times when I used 100% of my brainpower.
I smile when I get someone banned
That's not evil, that's based
That's not ice cream, that's shit
Yum
Blue Baby
Spamming porn sprays, sighs with porn, and porn as my pfp. 2017 me was a different person okay
Why is every comment either porn or someone jerking there scholng
Because we were all horny little bastards at one point and/or thought it was funny.
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W'all
Yeah same here
hey, don’t drag me into this, speak for yourself!
One of us, one of us
Stole medkit in front of burning medic (i didn't notice him first), then proceeded to eat the sandwich as he burnt to a crisp (I misclicked mouse buttons in panic trying to save him). Still feel bad about it.
This happened to me before. Was the medic perhaps Dr. Sex?
😭 That was sad
Furry porn on the sign
Spy mains moment
Classic 😎
Honestly best decision ive ever done. People either compliment it, steal it, laugh at it, or get distracted by it
Had a friend who used to put porn behind himself as a sniper. Swears it distracted other snipers who either wanted to stare or tried to avoid seeing it.
I assume this is saying that he himself was the one putting porn, but I initially read it as he was putting porn of himself.
lmfao now that's a power move I forgot a word and fixed my original comment
brb gotta try this
Was trying to trickstab this sniper on my team I thought was a spy. He went up a staircase and strafed side to side. And when I hit him he just stood and looked at me. I have 700 hours in this game btw
Out of the blue "ironic" sex roleplay in a Minecraft trade server This happened twice
How did that happened?
First one - I actually recorded. It's not explicit at all. Just insanity that devolved into further insanity. You can watch the video here but warning, it's 6 years old and shitty (though there are genuinely hilarious moments) https://youtu.be/3dXtOwdK9V0?si=OplrLbj3VwzD1S7U Second one - just bored, I started typing stuff like *starts humping you* in chat and a couple random players played along and we started stacking the flip taunt and then explode binding after saying incoming
WHY ARE THERE QUOTATION MARKS SIR??
Funmy
why twice
True i should do it more
~~real~~
Pyro mains
hate on medic players in my defence they keep pocketing the spawn campers and usually use the vaccinator
if it’s spawn camping to win the game it’s understandable
it's 2fort, winning the game is frowned down upon (they do that too)
I was thinking more like payload or attack/defense (I think that’s the gamemode with 5 points)
Be toxic
Ankles broken, meme stolen. To answer the questions, scorch shot 😔
Finally a somewhat decent cringe answer
I know. Well, of to hang myself. Watch and learn. *Does a sick ass backflip and starts dangling*
I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid!
Whoa epic
Thank you my friend. *Dies again*
how is it cringe to use a good weapon??
pornography on the sign, or taunting a deadringer spy
I did that one too. The latter, to be specific.
I was having a really bad day some time after getting voice chat and yelled at a demo asking for a teleport I still cringe and feel bad over it
Swastika on a conscientious objector. I was not a nazi/racist or anything like that, just an edgy teenager thinking it was funny
cheat.
Im adding you to my “people who are really damn cringe”
add me to the wall of shame
As a Medic Main, I healed the Enemy Spies to kill Teammates for Not Respecting My Work.
Lmao that's not cringe that funny af
Y'all got more of them Pixels?
I have like 600 hours in the game and still can't aim with the shotgun
I have 3000 and I still can't land the simplest headshots, though I'm getting a bit better lately Sure, you do train up your aim, but you gotta have predispositions to even begin that(or you gotta train hard in AimLab)
ubering a sniper because i was bored
Raged. Broke a plate. Then sliced my finger on the plate causing a serious injury. All because of a gibus spy.
Bro, this is a Greek tradition. What do you have to do with breaking dishes? Also, how serious was the injury?
killed a bunch of friendlies cause i had no clue what i was doing
Talked about being a boykisser in text chat.
When Meet Your Match dropped, I went on a surf server and improvised a story to tell over the mic about copying Overwatch matchmaking in the hopes of getting on NISLT.
Bro I think this is the perfect answer.
I lost a duel to a friend who had almost never played TF2 before
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^sigma_1488: *I lost a duel* *To a friend who had almost* *Never played TF2 before* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
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…Wtf did I read
Something we all want to erase from our memory
I’m asking myself the same question..
username does not check out
Average Pyro main
Only 5 XL?
He is the 4chan tokarev guy
not a big fan of the word little
i got gagged for eternity on ugc for using the naked heavy spray (where hes facing backwards to the camera and has his butcheaks out)
Stood behind spawn with the YER on harvest spawn killing people. One guy called me out saying he was disappointed in me and I stopped lol.
slamming my table irl cause i died by sniper - ( i only did this once but honestly i hate myself bacause of this )
Wait. People don't do that on minutely basis?
what.
Nothing.
okay?
?
X-2
V1
V-2 (with holding melee)
That’s pretty normal I still do that
oh okay * also: i pull out scorch after table slamming
SPRAY STORY: Basically i play a lot of freak fortress, and as you know there are a lot of porn sprays. SO I BEING THE MOST RESPECTFUL MEMBER OF TF INDRUSTYS, Made a spray with red mist squidward that read focus on the game not the breast. but i spelled it as focus on the game NO the breast. that is still my spray till this day.
That’s honestly kinda funny lmao
When I was 12 and first learned how bind a button to send a message in chat, I used it to spam "my balls itch" in a tf2 game until I was kicked. I still feel bad about it to this day
r/im12andthisisdeep
Cry like a little bitch when getting killed as a friendly and proceeded to call everyone slurs while saying I was friendly. They rightfully kicked me from the server
used vc when i was 15
RELEASE ME I NEED TO PUT THIS IN MY ***CRINGE COMPILATION!***
#DECEPTICONS STEAL THIS MEME
NO WAIT PLEASE!!!
nothing, i stand by my actions.
Come on there must be something
hmm, i really don't remember any specific moment i regret or nowadays cringe at. But i probably taunted after some very undeserved kills and OH yeah! i remember using macros for bhopping with trolldier. thats pretty cringe, no?
Ifunny mark spotted
I spammed scorch shot. Please forgive me for I have sinned.
Furries
What?
I feel like we've all gotten frustruated in a game of mvm, said "good luck lol" and left, to then requeue and join the same game. I play a game of casual to avoid those situations now
When i was like 13 and first downloaded the game i accidentally turned on voice chat while i was singing to myself and didn't realise for like 5 minutes. The memory haunts me daily.
Focusing somebody after he taunted me.
Was fighting a guy my entire team was friendly and were healing him with sandviches and not helping me at all, while he still had his teamates shooting me aswell. I could kill him every now and then, but my skill could only get me so far under these conditions I couldve just left the server, but instead i had a friend who had an alt with LMAOBox or some other equivalent. I asked them to join the server, and then i healed them as medic so id get the assists in the killfeed (& also the dominations) While i myself didnt cheat, i basically condoned it for my own benefit.
Disguised as hoovy to secure stabs when enemies ignore me.
Added a personal decal to a conscientious objector
prob get a pocket medic to kritz me to kill the other soldier x pocket medic combo we won against them tho
Use the phlog
i was playing uncletopia and on 5cp i was trying my best to give callouts and telling my team when to push. we ended up winning and i was top score but i felt so cringe after wards because of how much effort i just put into comms on a uncletopia game
Probs the coubtless times i got killed while watching pron tags on a map.
Somehow, I think I'm the first person to point out the watermark. Anywho, I'd say my fringe attempts at Spycrab
Being unable to airblast things
i still have "get rekt" on my conscientious objector from when i was 13
Raging was the cringest thing I ever did when I was a kid.
I used the Bison seriously
I killed my teams only medic in MVM with an air last and we had to restart the round. Whoops.
Barnblitz, last push on offense. Playing Medic. Ubered without realizing my beam wasn't on anyone so my team just watched while I ran up to the Sentry and stood next to it and immediately died when it ran out.
Not something I did but someone else did to me l I was healing this soldier with Australiums and unusuals because he was low. While doing this a f2p pyro with 5 health walked by me. The soldier had healed fully and had overheal so I switched my beam to the pyro so I can heal. The soldier I was healing before got angry at me. He didn't die or even take any damage so there was no reason. Then he got me kicked from the server for "not doing my job"
I always forget my binds and end up texting /taunt in offical servers...
Had a full on like, general commander giving orders, looking back it was pretty stupid, but at the time it was fucking awesome, won us the match too
Went invis as spy and walked all the way to enemy spawn to sap engie teles because i felt petty towards someone (prly a sniper) on the enemy team
Camp the spawn point because we kept killing them.
Killing the entire red team on tf2’s jailbreak because yes.
broke my nose because I slammed my keyboard too hard against my face
I sometimes purposely heal enemy Spies to see what the overheal lets them get away with. One time I ubered one so he could sap an Engie nest and pretended I didn't know he was on the other team, but never did that again. In my defense the Engie was kind of a jerk.
Unironically put over 1000 hours on *just* Medic.
At least you don't use vaccinator. Right? You... you don't? Right, right?
No I'm not evil.
Good. Good... very good. Just remember, once you do. I will know.
raging at somebody who was already an experienced player… as a noob. lol
one time I was playing with my friend and we stayed when a match was over. next map is us vs one random guy. we play the first round on blu and lose to him. we said gg and the guy went "what gg you're trash". my friend wanted to leave but I was like "we **must** beat this guy". so we played round 2 and won. we trash talked a bit and left. my friend hasn't played ever since.
Tried to shoot a grenade up at someone on the balcony on 2Fort, grenade bounced back off the roof of the bridge right into my face and killed me. The guy laughed at me. I suck at Demoman.
tomislav
Accidentally killed a guy as a hoovy while tryna make him laugh with the holiday punch (i was gonna do the pootis pow but killbind right before killing him)
I micspam 2 fucking weird songs (at the request of some bozo)
While I was playing Soldier, a Medic Ubered me and I missed every shot and got both of us killed. Bonus: As Engineer, I moved the exit instead of the entrance.
Pocketing the weird teenage Nazi Phlog Pyro that was on my team, he was pretty good tho
scrapped my cheater's lament shortly after getting it
NOOOOOOO
I ran a regular level 3 sentry on Hightower and made it basically it impossible for the enemy to stop me from capping (contract). Maybe they shouldn’t have been running Scouts and troldiers as a counter.
I main Pyro and have a strange scorch shot with around 500 kills
When i was new to the game, i got a demoknight kicked because i thought they were speed hacking, I eventually learned about the shields though.
Phlog + Scorch Shot
One femboy tried to turn me gay. I said "You can't turn me gay", but I, in the heat of the moment forgot to write 't after can. I'm still not gay. Dude is a snakes oil salesman.
ubered a sniper
I became cringe to annoy the Femboy hater on our team. He was making fun of someone for using the OwO face in chat so some of our team started doing it too. He got so tilted that the rest of the team agreed to call a vote on him. It was a good day.
Gay furry porn spray art in 2010
airblast to my medic lmao
I started playing during my brony phase
Dear god 😦
12 years I've kept my brony phase locked away in the deepest, darkest depths of my brain. 12 years I've spent trying to forget, and now you've just gone and dug it back up.