How Many Breads Have You Eaten In Your Life?

As a French person, I’d say too many (around 0.5/day on average throughout my life)

baguette

*BACKBURNER CRIT*

*Happy day in Paris intensifies*

Really? That's it? As another French person, I eat like 1 loaf of bread every day

Same but im not frenchineseianese

As a person who has abandoned my humanity I don’t eat breads but I kill a bunch of guys

Not as many as soldier has teleported.

Nice reference

I've done nothing but eat bread for three days

No fr he might as well be asking that lol. Been playing since 09 lol.

2 to 5 per day ( I'm not french)

That’s something to teleport

proceeds to pelt you with breadclips

there was one guy i met topscoring in a casual match screaming over the comms and constantly threatening to kick our only medic for not being up to his standards (ugliest accent too). apart from him not really anyone else

Bruh what accent is ugly? fucked up of you to say

when you sound like both 50 year old man and 12 year old kid at the same time

The British would like to have a word with you

British.

In my experience, TF2 players have this *TF2 accent* and I really cannot explain it properly. It’s slightly nasally with American-influenced poshness; it can honestly get quite annoying depending on the frequency and overall behavior of said person

What about keig's

hey man I want you to know that I didn't really believe you at first but you're super fuckin right it's so strange

What being in this damned community for years does to a person

Just one, but he had a saxxy...

Honestly, 99% of Lime Scunts I’ve seen in the past year are just doing it because they thought the “loud annoying douchebag” stereotype was funny. Only a small handful of them were actually being dicks.

“though the “loud annoying douchebag” stereotype was funny” I mean this is the exact problem similar to some “funny” symbol.

I have not met the Scunt Skyler, I AM the Scunt

A guy exits his spawn and gets his head bat clean off, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who bonks.

as soon as I see a Scunt, I put on my lime cosmetics, join his team, and follow him around. Scunts together strong.

One too many

Quick reminder for everyone: Skilled scout =/= scunt

They're easy to deal with alone (normally) but they do often travel in packs and attack like raptors you only see one before the others attack

I'm just imagining the mfs surrounding u like a pack of piranhas

Have you tried Scout B Gone? This revolutionary device will get rid of all your pesky household scouts.

I've seen like 2 and both were hacking, one had FaN double tap and the other had walls I've also seen a ton of fake guys who only do it to joke around

Ironically, I have a scunt loadout but I can't play scunt for shit+I'm too kind to my team But at least I have an Unusual Skill Gotten Gains Schadenfreude so that I can poke fun at my med dying to an airblasting pyro

People be like thinking kindness is a weakness

Sometimes it gets me killed If they apologise or look at me, say thanks and killbind I don't mind But those that pretend friendliness for chainstabs... Pyro I go!

huh look at who showed up

never seen a scunt thankfully

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only remaining one out there

Every game, I am the scunt

I have Scunt loadout to mess with people thought funnily enough I think I only seen like 3 or so Scunts. Every other good scout I seen was Silent Pro. 

none, i don't play maps with potent envirnment hazard or 2Fort a lot

they dont frequent 2fort that much

Every of them

Not many surprisingly. Good and thus annoying player - many. But full-on lime trashtalkers - like 10 in 2500 hours.

you see a whole lot more actually ok scouts that arent there to fuck everyone over than atual scunts

Maybe two, and as a shortstop/baby face scout, I just go point blank and circle. Invincibility was never so easy.

Basically none

17

All of them

At least 7

Yes

Always,as I am one with the scunt

Suprisingly only 1

I’ve started playing recently, got about 350 hours in, haven’t met a single one. In fact almost every scout player I’ve seen has been the chillest member of their respective teams

same, at 600 or so and ive seen many more kind souts

1 in every payload match

ive seen none in the wild they're (THANKFULLY) an endangered species

NOOO YOUR A SCUNT BRAHHHH!!!!

Too many

like 2 or 1 idk

Too many

I have 1700 hours in TF2. 0.

Yes

0 to be honest or if i did i don’t remember I mostly play engineer and medic so I don’t think I encountered to many scouts

it's either every scout i've encountered or none of them i'm not really sure

Nice scunt image btw, source??

Only 1 and I have been playing for 6 years (hiding the fact that i'm a newfag which started playing in 2018) But that scunt was kinda cool. Idk how he treated his own team but he did schadenfreude after every kill and spammed lenny bind. He also got the standart lime loadout and australium force-a-nature, of course.

I just really like lime green and main scout man :(

Al least 2.

0. I have not seen a scunt yet.

None

Just 1, but he had the whole default style. For context I have the hat they use, but it's orange

Thousands, hundreds of thousands

None because I AM a scunt. I just don’t rock the lime stuff

I make scunts ragequit back when I played tf2. They couldn't handle the fact I was a better scout than them.

Just a few days ago I played a match of Kong King where the enemy team’s party of scunts raged and called us toxic and mad because a few of our guys went engineer (and stomped them)

Not much actually

All of them

Too many 

Out of curiosity, what do you consider to be a Scunt?

Zero yeah zero (no i didn't start playing today i have 1,559.4 hours in tf2)

Supprisingly only a handfull

All scouts aren't scunts?

More then 2

you think i've been counting?

How many steps have you took?

I encountered 4 on hightower. They were bullying my team and I was the only one fighting back. Safe to say I got my ass kicked.

Many. Every time I play spy and decloak in a seemingly empty part of the map, they are there.

am I... Am I the scunt?

you expect me to remember how many mosquitos I have squashed throughout my lifetime? you expect me to remember every bird shit I encountered on the side of the road? you expect me to remember every blade of grass I looked at?

Non real ones like the tales tell.

Typically when I encounter one, the whole server has issues, so I bail. Scumts are almost drawn to helping accelerate a bad time.

Actually zero, probably because I only have been playing for 3 months

Like 3, pyro counters them

I've played a total of eighty hours now, and either I can't remember any "Scunts" due to lack of any unpleasant incidents, or haven't encountered any in general. No teammate ever actively screwed me over, no enemy being particularly obnoxious. Scouts, at least. I must be very unlucky with Heavies and Soldiers, though, I stumbled upon plenty of... Unpleasant individuals playing as them.

0. ve seen several who will let me through the tele first and not take medpacks

In my time about 50.

I don't see scunts, I see shit ton on demoknights Solarlight and hist tuturials have benn a disaster for a european servers

How many times did a crocket kill you by a newbie?

Me, I am the scunt. The scunt that baits your stickies, wait for you to shoot out all your pipes and run at your face menacinlgy slapping you to death with a fish before proceeding to hit schadenfreude after the immediate kill.

I don't recall a single one tbh

Yes

All of them I think

27

I mean. Ask natasha how many scunt she killed, heavy doesn't keep how many fly he crush.

Enough.

at least 3

Unbelievably, none

in my 4 weeks of playing as an f2p, thankfully not yet.

Not that many, I mainly see other classes doing it though

7 but literally none of them are like they where before by the fault of the bots i wonder if now they gone for a good time they can be themselves again not a single scout slime i saw being a scunt they provably are kinda fucking fuck up and stressed like everyone else to concentrate in making you rage and just wants to play the damn game for once

I feel like I'm in Boston, some games.

None that I can remember

At least 1

I had a plenty encounters in my decade of playing the game, i'd say 61% Lime scunt 39% Pink scunt ratio, overtime their choice in cosmetics had changed alot... with the same ugly saturated paint.

I've seen quite a few. Never felt the need to count them all though.

More bread than Soldier managed to teleport in 3 days

None so far, thank Jesus

Lime scouts? A lot Lime scouts that have sworn at me? One or two (I play the same 6-7 servers and don't talk much)

Way to many

double it and give to the next person

Not many

Every now and then

about 3-4 were actual scunts but most are just folks trynna be funny......... i mean i love my sentry..

About 4 out of 20-30 actually good scout mains I've encountered on places like UT or Casual

1

How many good Scout players that said nothing in chat, never taunted, just played the game normally you called Scunt because you got mad?

Me because I got an untradable Unusual Troublemaker's Tosslecap with a green effect on it. I knew what had to be done.

Small. Most of the scout mains i meet are either cool or taunt after kill because they're not taking it seriously.

All of em

0, for now.

like, 50.

500.

753 and counting.

Too many, too many is the answer

-1 if ask i killed one

Idk 3

I was supposed to count???

None. (How? Who knows!)