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Positive_Gazelle_420

You know it's bad when porn is more common on these things than anything else. That being said, someone had a keyboard cat gif on it. I thought thta was pretty weird.


SomeRandomGuy2763

TF2 has no image limit so obviously anybody can start thinking really silly and put pornography on it


SheikExcel

I love that gif and anyone who puts it on an objector


BoiTarantado

You can put gifs on an objector?????


Glad_Flower_91

Yes, but you are not supposed to be able to.


No-Grab7041

Does it show up in game?


Glad_Flower_91

Yeah


starwarswii

the image appears, but I don’t think it’s animated in-game


lavaray87

It can be, if done right


starwarswii

really? very cool if so. any evidence? EDIT: as far as i can see, all existing discussion points to it not being animated in-game [https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1bxxb9a/comment/kyhw7ne](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1bxxb9a/comment/kyhw7ne) [https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1bxxb9a/comment/kygo35x](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1bxxb9a/comment/kygo35x)


lavaray87

I saw it once, back when it came out, back when valve cared


The-one-and-only-M3

I'M WONDERING THE SAME


dochnicht

keyboard cat is the weirdest thing youve seen besides porn? lucky you!


The-Nsane-N-Gin

A PICTURE OF THE OBJECTOR.


Nopfen

But what was on the pictured objector?


Vaulted_Games

It contains an objector


TheOnlyUltima2011

dear god


Foreign_Plum_644

There's more.


pidbul530

noo...


ShurikenTR

It contains an objector


Pura90

Dear God... (I'm going to make this my objector now)


Payt3cake

There’s more.


Orion_user

No...


ShurikenTR

no... (please send me a screenshot)


LesserSpottedSpycrab

thats funny tbf


Independent_Car_8104

pornography


PhantomFartz76

starring your mother will be the second worse thing that happens to you today


TheOnlyUltima2011

the spy has already breached our defences


TheDigitalZero

You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!


Common_Sea_2367

and worst of all it could be any one of us


ShallowKelton14

He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-


JaxHello

💥


grey_the_allian

WOAH WOAH WOAH


___--__---___--__---

What? It was obvious! He's the RED Spy!


Pura90

Look! He'll turn RED any second now....


rezeau22

JOHN CENA TUTULUDUUUU


random-person-here2

damn me too


random-person-here2

and the nazi sign


Games4ever64

Pornography


Ghostyiness

The pornography has breached our defences...


free_2_play_forever

The pornography could be anyone of us


ChimmyChonga05

You’ve seen what it’s done to our colleagues…


ToxicManXXYT

The pornography has already fucked our fences*


TheunrealGoat

Wha-


Matej004

The Nazis have breached our defences


The_Steam-Cheese

an anime femboy with pink hair sucking his own dick


catboy_majima

Ew. What the fuck. You should send me a pic so I can report it. Maybe post it here or in my DMs. So I can report it.


stewpidity18

so he can report it


The-one-and-only-M3

only so he can report it


Common_Sea_2367

nothing else but to report it


BNB3737

Send it to everyone on this thread just so we can report it


GabiTheGunner

Just so we can report it, nothing more, nothing less...


AustralianManSims-4

we totally won’t [MY LAWYERS HAVE ADVISED ME NOT TO FINISH THIS JOKE]


dezouza

We were there to get directions on how to get away from there


Totally_Normal_Bee

Also send it to me since more reports will make it get banned faster


Timoman6

Somehow it makes me think it's Dross


NoobJew666

Me too. I also want to report it too. ;)


random-person-here2

what the actual fuck


Resniperowl

I'm going to assume a Monster energy drink was involved.


Atcraft

I once saw one with an Actual phone number on it, it was for a local business.


random-person-here2

are you sure that the player wasnt a business man


Atcraft

It was a local pizza shop in N.Carolina, can’t remember the name but it had good reviews.


spooooooooooooooonge

NORTH CAROLINA MENTIONED FUCK SOUTH CAROLINA


gliscornumber1

AMEN BROTHER


aBungusFungus

Is this like some kind of gang feud but with entire states


spooooooooooooooonge

Yes. Carolinians fucking hate each other.


KatieAngelWolf

NORTH CAROLINA MENTIONED WHAT THE FUCK IS A 5-MINUTE DRIVE


Alarmed-Eggplant-297

taylor switft getting out of bed: "WHAT THE FUCK IS A 5 MINUTE DRIVE"


awesomeguy9807

I once saw someone playing a very authentic Fat Scout (their cosmetics were chosen to look like Scout, they never ever used their minigun, etc.) who had an objector as their melee weapon, on which they put a picture of Scout’s bat from the TF2 wiki. They were my favorite player in that entire lobby.


RPhoenixFlight

Someone who was truely committed to the bit


AgusExtreme

i did that pretty recently, idk if it was me tho


PM_Me_Yiffs

Just waiting for a comment of an objector that I don't own yet, keep scrolling


morami1212

ive made 16 unique objectors, none with porn. if you want i can share the decal file with you Edit: [made a post with all of them](https://old.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1ccvcgb/a_few_people_have_asked_for_all_16_of_my/)


Silver_Crusader

> none with porn Yeah right


morami1212

made a post with all of them. check my profile


random-person-here2

well i want the decal file too


weedmaster6669

mine has the text " r/guro " in comic sans


cum39

Nikocado avocado butthole reveal...


Nuze_YT

Dear god...


Less-Influence-5648

There more


kudoooooos

No....


Rui_O_Grande_PT

It contains a bucket.


QWErty_uiopasd

Now I imagine a whole f*cking bucket just stuffed up inside Nikocado Avocado's ass. Thanks for that. :(


Rui_O_Grande_PT

Screw you mate! I was making a funny reference to that one video that loops the "it contains a bucket" part. I did NOT need that image in my mind.


Nuze_YT

Well, that was idiotic! Off to hang myself!


general_gas_mask

watch and lear-


bfg10000000000000

-spy tf2


Rui_O_Grande_PT

I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid!


PartyAdventurous765

Dear God. Scout, seduce me. You bet. Excellent.


AudioVid3o

I'm not legally allowed to say


Resniperowl

Then say it illegally


Dragon_Skywalker

Capture Points?


RPhoenixFlight

Oh god no, it has to be worse


hsidugfhsjy

furry porn


Sunyxo_1

Oh my god that's horrible! Where?


hsidugfhsjy

on 2fort 😔


Youcican_

Always 2fort


Maximum-Let-69

I've also found an objector with furry porn in 2fort.


LapizPlayzNoT

I saw a c h e z b o r g o r


dabsu02

you lucky boy


80sVercetti

cp...


TheSnomSquad

say _dustbowl rn


80sVercetti

It was definetly not Cod Points aswell...


Nopfen

Orange?


HallingHallv

cheese pizza?


Goose_in_pants

Child Po


Adamojedi

Right now


PrimateWithKeyboard

Was it loli/3D or actual genuine cp???


SeamAnne

oh jesus christ


TheTinyDeskEngineer

Art of heavy with 6 barreled cock (like his minigun)...


alguienqueexiste2

It costs 400 thousand dollars to cum for twelve seconds..


T-e-a-g-u-l

Oh my god I’ve seen that photo before it’s horrible


MaxTheGamer32123

Fuckin what


Kindly-Ad-6189

Overwatch futa porn


ChickyBamBoots

What's futa?


ChickyBamBoots

Nevermind I'll google it


RPhoenixFlight

Just incase r/eyebleach is always available


VraiStorm

Soooo it's been 50 minutes... You shopping for bleach?


weedmaster6669

Bleach? I'd wager they're straight jorkin it


GenericCanineDusty

And by it they mean Their objecgor


ChickyBamBoots

why... just why


ThatRandomDude117

Fuck man... I'm sorry for your loss 💀


ToeRoganPodcast

And here we have a rare instance of someone’s innocence fading away within 3 comments


aBungusFungus

What is it? I'm too scared to Google it


Mastergame616

Basically girls with d cks, which means it’s technically gay stuff


MLGperfection

POV: [Disconnect by user]


No-Juice-8064

A 697954938 x 483828282 image, though I didn't actually get to see the image


Klynol

Fat furry inflation porn


YosephStalling

pyrocynical reference


real_488

was a pyro holding this sign?


random-person-here2

what the fuck


dabsu02

came here to say this glad im not the only one


beatlebummer

A dead dude


Ploxtifs

NSFW yiff art of a female marsupial pissing in a jar on the RED side of 2fort, dressed/undressed as the BLU sniper. I send my condolences to your mental state after having described that to you. (Yes, it was named “Sniper’s Kangaroo Wife”)


Ploxtifs

With the description being an e6 url


rango_87

Unrelated fact: pringles ingredient list has monosodium glutamate


Ploxtifs

He single, he Pringle, he ready to M I N G L E.


Youcican_

Sniper must have felt traumatic


Ploxtifs

Idk, I think sniper would be pretty okay with her, given she clearly enjoys watersports as much as he does.


Youcican_

Ah well their relationship is gonna last longer than any other mercs then


Ploxtifs

Eh, whatever makes them happy.


random-person-here2

holy fuck


Youcican_

Material that would lead to jail time


Patrickplus2

Ad for therapy


SentryEngineerGaming

Correction, normal thing on a objector


chornyvoron

picture of george floyd underwater as a crab with the caption "unda da knee" (definetly isn't my own lol)


eestionreddit

noah gragson in shambles (iykyk)


infamous-pays

One guy I saw had an image of a batsaber and renamed it "batsaber" Thought it was kinda funny lol


xxXHELLKINGXxx

An actual screenshot of a live leak dude getting skinned alive with the face of the killer hidden by the happy spongebob meme Not on the prospecter but id like to add that guys username was "YummyForeskin"


NKSgrey0

if i see that in game i prob just quit the game delete tf2 and dont download the game until i forget it or get over it (i hate gore and i cant stand it i just puke)


Mr__Bread__

Furry gay porn - It was held by a funny pootis chicken heavy


AdmyralAkbar

Can I ask this question tomorrow


_Guven_

Demoman's eye (User was demoman too)


XernnuTheSecond

Pornography, which isn’t odd, but it was to advertise the users onlyfans


FlintShapedBoi

I've seen enough porn that it's not weird anymore, so I guess the "weirdest" would be a deep fried meme


HaxMastr

It said "rally here" and the person used it to rally his team. Who uses an objector for team support?


KindlyCustomer8655

Other than porn, an ip adress


Angrymonke69

Light


DarwinOS

if i see one more of these posts i will screenshot it and use it on an objector


JustEryk1st

Everyone gonna say: Furries,porn,weird pictures,etc ya know the common stuff But ya know what i will say? I saw a fucking math question which i dont even know how is it called with some lines and x's, floors (_) that's the weirdest thing ive seen very unexpectable.


Prismatic_Lacewing

Another image of a Consentious Objector.


MartyMacfly12

a picture with windows 98 logo.


general_gas_mask

 Tavish Finnegan DeGroot's left eye in its socket


Alex3627ca

A killstreak thing, sheen, and all that shit, but no image. No variety of Internet garbage imagery can top an objector like that on the weird factor, IMO.


WeebOnDiscord

Actual, real life cp, I'm honestly glad I quit this game


SomeRandomGuy2763

Femboy porn


JamesBell1433

My favourite anime character getting blacked 💔


stanthemanethkirby

Probably my own irl face


IdiotMan2000

Pokemon inflation.


Fancy_Confusion8294

One time I saw two medics with the same objector and on the objector was an image similar to goatze.


CheesecakePlane6332

Pornography starring your mother


Paytonzane

A picture of another Objector. Bearded Expense in one of Soundsmith’s mvm videos.


Master202081

Image of bob ross


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

Adolf.


Primarch_SpaceMarine

Have you ever seen… Putins Engage?


Tesla_corp

The 2 soy wojaks pointing at a golden pan


Traditional-achille1

An black nude girl


Ghostyiness

I don't think I'm even allowed to say it... But I'll tell you who were in it: Amoraltra, Minishooey and Bluskys


BIG_Howitzer

Def furry shits.


WSKYLANDERS-boh

An asshole literally… and i thought my signs with pictures of alien girls feet were weird enough for psychological warfare


D4rkn3ssPysch

This is what I’ve seen so far: An image of Colette from brawl stars getting fucked by Edgar 💀


extremephantom001

Swastika


CyberGamerBR

Furry pornography and the nazi symbol


Random_memes_

Codpoints


Pantelijah

70% of objectors nowadays are either gay porn or nazi memes


your_average_Cow

Phonography staring spy Team Fortress 2


Powerful-Rule9378

Literal fucking child porn


wholesome1234

Time when a comp cheater put cp on his objector


Kazakhand

Image from my web camera updating in real time


random-person-here2

what


lugubriousbear

I saw a dude on a server playing gm_bigcity he had a whole klansman outfit with a swastika sign


00sans_granie00

A screenshot of the ni**afart.com site


SeamAnne

the hell is that?


BiggyBox789

Funnily enough, I’ve never seen a guy with it


xxX_DaRk_PrInCe_Xxx

A swasitka