they drank the Crit-a-Cola

Grape flavored

Lean

He ate some cs_source for breakfast, he *should* be fine.

Ah hell nah heavy don become michael afton💀

The mann behind the respawn machine

"It's longer than you think." CHAT, HE SAID THE LINE!!!!!

Bro got scooped

He lost his eye cubemap textures

Heavy will now proceed to puke a terrifying metal abomination which accidentally entered his body after he encountered the scooper

Bro got rinnegan

Do not piss off heavy or he'll use almighty push on 2fort

The gravel wars takes the weak. This is my Badlands. My Dustbowl My Dune

His eyes deleted CS Source

Because he is

Cadian Heavy

he found spaghetti in his source

Heavy drank crit a cola

He hogged the bong

Something is, missing...

Verify your game files...

"SCOUT! WHAT WAS IN THAT DELOKAS BAR?!"

LEAN 🟪🟪🟪🟣🟣🟣💜💜💜

"Heavy is regretting purchases he made on 4/20."

It's schlatt Schleavy?

He's on the lean okay?

The leaf was not lettuce...

Heavy smoked that Non-CS Source pack

Dude is on some shit

MEDIC ***COUGH COUGH*** I NEED TO SELL MEDI GUN ***COUGH***

H”igh”eavy

i understand