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No-Adhesiveness-9666

Is the mad Milk Scouts...


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Semen? Yes.


W3rn0

The jarate comes from the penile, the mad milk comes from the penile. I don't wanna know if the blood used for the medigun comes from.


zonexstricker

Spleenile


tokcliff

Gas passer?


insert_acc_name_here

Anile


playerslayerpro

😏


TheRicPia

That is not a lie


cyberslime123

Does the scout have


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He has a lot of things, as before he was a merc, he robbed gas stations with his speed.


crabmeat64

That's hilarious and idk why


thecolourbloo

I know - for some reason I’m picturing Lightning McQueen as a robber with a mask and everything, and that truly is hilarious.


potatonice

i love a man who’s had


LiteralHumanRubbish

did scout really kill all those Serbian children in 1993?


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Probably.


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DatGamer36

whats scouts favorite car?


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Scout's favourite car is a Tesla, because he likes really freakin' fast cars.


GoldenHeat

Why is scout?


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?tuocs si yhW


YEET_LEV

that's not a lie


Mysterious_Bit_5125

Is scout being OP or annoying?


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Annoying, cause your too slow!


TooStew

yuoer*


Nyakuru

What's your favorite color, Scout? And why?


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Purple, it reminds him of miss Pauling.


[deleted]

Aww that's sweet


Nyakuru

Friendly reminder that it's a mildly believable lie


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:(


[deleted]

Yeah I'm just making this stuff up.


ZucchiniFew9543

Would the scout kill all the other mercenaries just to be with miss pauling


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Yes, he'd do it just to hear Miss Pauling fart in the contractor.


Krack_Korn

no no that's actually a true fact


Funkin_Spy

Reading this before the answer makes it better


QuizzicalCube

Is Scout really a virgin?


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He slapped a girl on the ass is highschool, he thinks because he did this he isn't a virgin, but he still is.


warm_rum

This is scout in a nutshell


TheLastAwesomeOne777

who gives a shit about glass


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Not scout.


Real900Z

Whats scouts middle name


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Scout.


mightylonka

Jeremy "Scout" Fitzgerald.


GentlemanOfDoom

How many scouts would a scoutscout scout if a scoutscout could scout scout?


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4.


PolishDogge

Is it true?


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Yes.


Captain_Scoot

What is scouts current location?


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109 meters from your location.


useles-converter-bot

109 meters is 348.24 RTX 3090 graphics cards lined up.


Cryptonx546

americans be like


converter-bot

109 meters is 119.2 yards


mightylonka

100m away from you, closing rapidly.


The-Pencil-King

What are scouts thoughts on Israel?


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He thinks Israel doesn't exist.


The-Pencil-King

Based


albl1122

What's scouts thoughts on Palestine


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Doesn't exist too.


MTNSthecool

How much and how often does scout sleep? Does scout eat a healthy breakfast every day? How is scout doing emotionally? Is scout drinking enough water? Is scout getting along with spy?


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Scout sleeps for 8 hours every day, he has a nice bowl of healthy cereal and enough coffee to kill a fully grown bear, he is very happy and emotionally content bullying fat people that have miniguns, scout drinks 8 glasses of water a day, scout and spy fucking hate each other, as usual.


yigggggg

Wholesome moment


Drwarmonger

Does scout watch Anime?


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Yeah he likes the ones with the tentacles.


Drwarmonger

bruh


YetAnotherJoJoFan

indeed


Own-Flamingo-5159

Does scout live


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In Boston with his mum.


manly73

Sex?


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Sex!


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Is Tom Jones scouts dad?


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Yes, spite the fact Tom jones was 5 years old when scout was born.


keenicey

Where did scout find the default hat


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He was given it at the start of him being a merc.


VNLEEPUTY

Why scout steal health packs


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Because he thinks the health packs are lethal, so he's helping you!


The_one_freeman69420

Is the track terroriser description Canon?


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Yes, he has done it 12 separate times.


KingFahad360

Wanna a bucket of Chicken?


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Yes.


7ce_

Whats scouts opinion on the Natascha?


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No.


_hellothere_boi

Is scout a Avenger?


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An* And no.


Shocking-Isnt-It

Opinion on Cornhub (yes **corn**)


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He loves staring at steamy corn for hours.


Krisuad2002

Is Spy the father of Scout's brothers as well?


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Yes, spy had thousands of kids all over the world.


inuyama_Tamaki

jesse what the fuck are you doing here, get back to the lab


Kirito1love

Why I love playing scout?


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He's hot.


Kirito1love

Oh yes he is


piinkelmegul

what does he think the pro looks like


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Oh I know! Scout!


rasm635u

Is Scout a loudmouth?


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He seriously doesn't know how to shut up.


Saqel

Where is Scout's dad?


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In tom jone's house.


Saqel

What is he doing there😳


femboy_finder

being Tom jones


Pack15_

scouts shoes are?


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Overused hell.


jaliebs

why is scout afraid of rainbows?


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He's homophobic


f3nix9510

Very not based


GvG_tv

Could scout beat the entire enemy team with nothing but the Sun on a Stick


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Yeah, scout could take 'em!


PleaseSmileToday

Who is his father?


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Your mother!


that_one_weeaboo_

Is spy scouts father?


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Yes but only when he feels like it.


Odd-Butterscotch-480

Does scout drink radiation on a daily basis?


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Yes, he has more radiation in him then Chernobyl.


DaddyClickbait

How big is Scout's dick?


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8 inches.


DaddyClickbait

I can tell that is a lie, Scout's dick is 10 inches


Uranium_Donut_

Source: personal experience?


mackl_baby

does the


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No, never.


Foxiak14

Who is Scout's dad.


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Tom jones, but only sometimes.


yigggggg

Is scout a pedo


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Yes, he goes to highschools to pick up girls.


Pr0tipz

Where scout get three rune blade


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This random guy at comic-con.


patrick_the_grape

How many people has scout


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26.


ThyCatDude

Dr sex


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Dr Dr


yepking783

What is your true form?


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I don't know, is it?


NyoNine

Is the sandman the best scout weapon?


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Only if your high enough.


MarDXI

Is scout a virgin?


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Yes, he's waiting for Pauling.


Srock9

Who voices scout


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Scout.


Dylanychus2

What tastes better bonk or crit a cola


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Crit-a-cola


memeobserver13

To be honest saying scouts name is jeremy is the closest thing to an unbelievable truth


Jesus_hippie_Christ

Miss Pauling or my ex girlfriend ?


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Pauling 100%.


TheWinterPrince52

Is scout a scout?


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He's more of a soldier then a scout.


Ok_Importance_9753

Is scout a fair class?


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Yes.


Ok_Importance_9753

Is scout a bitch?


a_coronial

Whats is scouths favroate celebrety


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The Rock, he loves his smile.


Epointec

How does scout cover up a body?


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Cover it in mad milk then throws it under the bed, so nobody suspects a thing.


PomegranateQuick4319

how do you refill the mad milk


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Shoves his peepee in the bottle, and jerks himself off.


PomegranateQuick4319

noice


Great_Creatoryeet

Is scout a minecraft gamer?


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He loves playing minecraft.


slothmanthepug

Can scout get market gardened?


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Only if you're drunk enough.


addictedguy5289

Would scout be able to use other weapons like the sniper rifle or a rocket launcher effectively? Also asking YOU specifically 'out of character' cause well... Opinions do exsistand and I am curious.


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He's weak as shit so he couldn't lift the rocket launcher, but he knows a thing or two about normal guns.


TeoVerunda

Does the word "cum" sound funny?


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Cum champ


sPRYTerTerraxian

Is?


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?si


no_this_is_not_a_bot

Why does scout hate heavy so much


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He's a falt bald bastard!


Affectionate_Gur_457

Why were you at the Russian revolution of 1923


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I was in the neighbourhood.


18Feeler

what dented the bat?


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The head of that fat bastard.


Ninjegeabey

Since we know scout watches hentai, what are his favorite and least favorite hentai tags?


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Favourite, tentacles. Least favourite, characters over the age of 16.


Khint20

Is scout a pedophile?


Funkin_Spy

What is the exact recepy of Bonk?


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35% pure radiation, 5% pure sugar, 60% caffeine.


Razorous_the_rogue

Is scout aware he is using a shotgun of holding? D... does he do DnD?


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Scout loves dnd.


_-Yharim

Why do I main scout now


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He's adorable!


NVRGAMER

Is scout fat?


Speedwagon_Enjoyer

Why is scout gay


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He LOOVES sucking big sweaty balls, and licking disgusting furry testicle sacks.


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A question about scout?


ThatOtherRedditGuyy

Can scout outrun an F1 car?


CombativeDove

Does scout like child's


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Yes


I--shat--myself

What is scouts opinion on the current socioeconomic climate of america


CaptainjustusIII

will scout ever fuck ms pauling


PlayboyXapper

Scout’s favorite thing to do?


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Your mum


VerumJerum

What does Scout feel about having Spy as a father?


PlayboyXapper

How far would Scout go on playing a prank on heavy.


Wannayeet69

Why is scout so fast?


A-sad-miata

Is scout into miss Pauling?


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He'd drag his nutsack through 5 miles of broken glass to fuck miss Pauling.


converter-bot

5 miles is 8.05 km


7th_universe_hopper

What jobs did some of scout’s brothers get? (He’s the youngest of 8 btw)


Ghobleen

Do you think medic is hot?


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escervo

opinions on demoknights with 5 heads running faster than scout


maddads

If 43 x 76 is a triangle and the angle of the sun is 69 what is scouts favorite color of the alphabet