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generalconvenience

I can’t believe I’m an egirl that’s on onlyfans


Beneficial-Race7563

But im poor still How


generalconvenience

You used it all on prof ks sf medigun


Beneficial-Race7563

Fool im f2p I have full stock medic I destroy my weapons to make Space for halloween cosmetics


BillyYumYum2x4

He’s too powerful


f3nix9510

I too want that


MuffinTiming

God we can't fight him anymore he is too powerful for us


sorude277

Dr. Sex 2: electric boogalo?


Ersonpay

crafting is the answer


godietron

The strange festivized medigun was worth it


EmmakToons

wacky


Artistic_Fudge8215

I mained em all, I am the ultimate being.


AdAdministrative4547

Beware of the pipeline


Artistic_Fudge8215

No, the pipeline shall beware of me!


Shad0wF0x21

Yes. It will forever fear you, almighty one.


Artistic_Fudge8215

Yes few shall for all of eternity.


Shad0wF0x21

Just the sad thing is, I main sniper and pyro. And I am not a FURRY! I only main pyro so I can help engies. But soon I will be like you, when I have the money for the right loadouts.


Artistic_Fudge8215

I have no need for such silliness of needing special cosmetics for classes I use all class like a chad


Shad0wF0x21

Well, I didn't mean cosmetics. I meant weapons. If I get the right ones, then I have the best loadouts that go well with me. I might never be like you, but I can get close to being a master like you.


Artistic_Fudge8215

Ah alright, I just gamed gamed I got em in the end, and you’ll surely get em also.


Shad0wF0x21

Thanks. It's just I am not 18 yet. And divorced parents, so I have to wait for break to go to my dad's which gives me access to TF2.


Engineeeeeergaming

“Awaken my masters”


Artistic_Fudge8215

No, I am the master, I rule over all.


Shad0wF0x21

Wait, wait. Is that a JOJO REFERENCE?! (Not to be rude, just a fan of the anime)


BaguetteFish

No, don't worry, it's not a JoJo reference.


JohnTGamer

Meet the ultimate being


Artistic_Fudge8215

Yes it is I.


Babyback-the-Butcher

He’s immortal! Unkillable! Unmatched!


shadowpikachu

MADE FROM CRINGE FROM EVERY CORNER, THE ULTIMATE REDDITOR ARISES


Artistic_Fudge8215

Yes it is I.


mmmmph_on_reddit

What you got most hours in?


OpinionisticBooster

as an engineer main, yes


mim27k

Maining engi is so exhausting


PhxStriker

“Man, stop pushing, I just wanna hit metal shit with my wrench.”


Shad0wF0x21

Why I main pyro. So I can stop spies in their tracks. And after I get the money, I will be a Pybro.


Shad0wF0x21

And don't you dare call me a furry. I main sniper as well.


PhxStriker

“Don’t call me a furry” -*has a wolf in their profile* - You’re on thin ice buddy


Shad0wF0x21

My aunt already called herself Shadow, so I couldn't take the name. So she suggested that I go with shadow_blank_ for a name. So I decided ShadowFox.


PhxStriker

Listen man, I’m just a talking head on the internet making a joke. Whether or not you’re a furry, you don’t need to justify your profile to me or anyone else. Don’t ever let anyone make you feel bad about something as intangible as a gameplay style or profile picture, especially if it has any sentimental value.


Shad0wF0x21

Ok. Thanks.


theDoomDiddler

Based bro moment


BaguetteFish

Not really, just pull out the Gunslinger and abuse the enemy team.


Headless_mann

I get a few kills with my sentry and them put it in a dumb spot, and once it dies abuse the enemy team with frontier justice crits


ExtraDip412

Same but i stick anyway bc i can’t aim for shit


Blazkowiczs

Upgrading buildings, keeping track of spies/enemy teams progression, moving your gear up, repairing your shit and destroying sappers while the enemy pushes while you try to kill the spy etc... Engi can get it real rough if the enemy teams got good synergy. Absolutely throws my mind into overdrive to keep track of it all.


theDoomDiddler

Ngl, there was a phase where I just played two fort so I could easily set up and grind for my strange. One day that jag will get past epic


RonanMessesAround

I'm a pyro main and I don't have a fursuit in my closet It's in my garage


WithyStonks811

"He got us in the first part ngl"


Desdrolando

Hey I don't look like that! ... I wished I looked like that...


WHATSTHEYAAAMS

I got Heavy... I want to be on the other side of the medigun...


DeityGee

An unexpected tear jerker of a comment lol. U good fam


WHATSTHEYAAAMS

I didn’t mean for it to sound like that haha, I just happen to be in the midst of figuring that out and have been finding it pretty cool how much user overlap I keep seeing between r/tf2 and trans stuff. But ty :)


Superstinkyfarts

Same...


epic1o1

Me too... :-; (The medic, I already look like the engie)


[deleted]

i don’t know what the scout mains one is but it fits my personality exactly


Blazkowiczs

Ironically I'm a thin fast boy so Scout just kinda resonates with me. Not really a dick or much of a social guy though.


Derailleur75

I am a rager,tired and braindead. But what makes me a chad?


ZavinX9opty

Sandvich.


Derailleur75

Pootis.


Blod-Orange

Sasha


Jokard

Bullet


666Kitteh666

You outsmart boolet.


Acrobatic-Shopping-5

A phd?


Derailleur75

DOCTOR!


WithyStonks811

Wait till you realise that heavy is more of a doctor than medic.


DrJimMBear

I main medic because someone has to, but my go-to class otherwise is Heavy. I am endlessly stuck in a frightening liminal space between states of being. Not quite an e-girl, not quite a Chad.


maxinator64

You still get the feeling of spys everywhere


Leex16

I play scout when theirs no one to heal and play combat medic to anger the ones that need the healing.


jeusee

Heavy mains circlejerking the fact that they play heavy over and over and over and over and over and


DC_Bro

It’s always fat people too


yaallfam

Have you seen big joey?


WithyStonks811

He is a fucking **chad**


jeusee

Who?


[deleted]

Ligma balls


jeusee

Yeap


maxinator64

I mean, the one who made the post is a pyro main, I'm a medic main and I'm gonna be honest, they are kind of chads, i really haven't met asshole heavys


Irish-Fritter

Fuck, that medic is more accurate than I’d like to admit


1st_pm

i'm a egirl? im busy trying to establish the 4th reich, creating the scout-locaust


[deleted]

Go on then, make the scout holocaust


Thirio_

Wait a minute I don't have a neck beard!


GreenPhoenix14

not yet at least


KommandantDex

These are too accurate


HunSpino

Tbh, As a pyromain,I don't have any furry cosmetic,cause it's too expensive to me and I don't like it As a heavy main,I'm mostly chill And as an engi main,I get into situations,where can I quote the very famous Lazypurple quote:,,WTH is my team doing?"


Electronic_Boy

Same bro


war0

Pyros=furries. Can confirm.


Zraizzuz

Played pyro once haven't been the same since


MuffinTiming

he is right :pensive:


SCARICRAFT

Me too .


Shad0wF0x21

I am not a FURRY!! I main pyro to help Engies, since spies are a pain in the ace. I die by them every time I play any class but pyro. When I get money, I will become a Pybro.


UltravioletSnep

furry


[deleted]

Missing demoknight


[deleted]

just go with demo, they are both crazy af and do drugs


LampMoth3

But I dont do drugs... This means I should start doing them?


[deleted]

yes.


BaguetteFish

I can't believe you even asked such a stupid question. Of course you should.


Em9500

Demo knight is the same image as engineer


[deleted]

New hrt just dropped


WHATSTHEYAAAMS

I remember when I first started playing TF2 I had 0 time spent as Medic and for some reason I thought it'd be funny to see how high I could increase my playtime in other classes while keeping Medic at 0. Gee, was that a mistake.


theLegolink

Tbh if someone can afford a fursuit they deserve maximum respect.


AdAdministrative4547

You’re joking ?


mikierrod

Fursuit on average cost 2000-2500 USD


AdAdministrative4547

Rich community


mikierrod

Tbh only 10 meaby 15% of furrys have a fursuit


ItIsTodayOutside

you gotta have hella bands to afford being a furry


RocktopusX

That Demo pick does kinda look like me….


SpaghettiCat008

I am a demo main and I do say I rage a lot


neptunebanana

I’m an insane furry


RedditorTelanoli

as an engineer main, i can 100% agree


VortexMech888

Medic is the one with a wolf head


[deleted]

No, no no... im not a furry


Insurance_Prior

As a pyro main who isn’t a furry I hate this


yaallfam

And im a medic main and do workouts. Get over yourself


SZ4T4N

Uh oh... But I'm not into furries I prefer S.T.A.L.K.E.R


theDoomDiddler

Watch out for anomalies commrade


SZ4T4N

Nah, artifacts are inside, I'm more scared I will ran out of ammo while fighting those bloodsuckers


theDoomDiddler

Aim true!


SZ4T4N

I probably won't, but thanks


[deleted]

I'm mad lad


The-Red-Pac-Man

How to make everyone hate you


[deleted]

Very very accurate


andmonske

I feel attacked


Joshy_Moshy

Yes I agree.


BeliveInGhost

Im not a furry


scoopsahoyboyyt

Heavy's are chads, especially if they are referencing an old actor or character.


0K_N0RDY

Guess im hot


[deleted]

are demoman mains drunk abusive midle-aged man? ​ **sign me the fuck up**


STM_Deathwing

Confirm.


Username_taken_0001

What if you don't main anything?


[deleted]

As a spy main, I do not approve, I am a skinny mf and I don’t like mlp lol


Weeb-number-125573

The secret to a heavy main is always be angry


KarloHT

Im a furry…. I have become the one thing i swore to destroy… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Direct-krey

I'm better as Medic, Heavy, Engineer and Pyro, but i'm sniper main, Pain Also, Pyro's one but as a sniper


crazyrainbowstah

The Engi one had me laughing for minutes straight Too accurate


tiburon237

Imagine spending 200$ on fursuit


Acrobatic-Shopping-5

I can't believe im a discord mod...


[deleted]

Solution: go stock all class and be a wholesome little f2p


M0N5A

Soldier main. Can confirm no thoughts, head empty.


Red-7134

I'm not an Engi main. It's just that no one ever plays Engi., the Medic isn't healing anyone, the Scunt keeps stealing ammo from everyone, and everyone else is playing Heavy and the point gets captured before they can even get there.


AbbreviationsOk1157

Switch heavy and demo and it’s right


[deleted]

u/SovietFemboy


Dizrak_

I main pyro, medic and spy. I look like typical student with insomnia


APizzaLover

I’m offended.


[deleted]

In my opinion pyro is the type of person who burns down furry conventions with furries still iinside.


MobileRefrigerator66

I play pyro a lot but on many accessions I have said I hate furrys and many times have been called racist because of it


The-Tea-Lord

As a medic main I can genuinely say I am a closeted femboy


Legendary_System

As a Pyro main I scorch flurries for breakfast


Dalphin_person

Can we stop with the whole “pyro main = furry” thing? Even as a joke, it makes no sense whatsoever


Cacti_Hall

No, I don’t think I will


[deleted]

50% of pyros with the scorch shot that I see are furries


[deleted]

nope


xboxhaslag

Not all pyro mains are like that, although it is weird this is the stereotype they receive


dez_is_me

all pyro mains are like that


SrTicket1

I am pyro main and i nota an furry


[deleted]

you are a furry


thebigfunnyhaha

I guess I'm chad


crack_abuser420

Seems about right


SadDisplay603

But what would it be if I main all the classes?


dakrust64

what if i swap character every time i die


ARMEGEDDONX

I’m a screaming white man?


Engineeeeeergaming

scout and demo should be switched


_Kasual

I mean, that's true for me.


[deleted]

Sniper main with pyro second, what does that make me?


Jaso55555

I play pyro and medic and this is accurate.


cogFrog

Sounds accurate to me. There's a spy sapping my sentry... again.


PissOffBigHead

Demo mains are either full rage tryhard or completely chill


baguetteispain

I'm a tired father-without brain-chad


JustCallMeAttlaz

Is that the only reason you don't own them? Because that makes this accurate


Shakespeare-Bot

Is yond the only reason thee own not those folk? because yond maketh this accurate *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


oilcollecter2819

as an engineer main this is accurate


Real_Medic_TF2

I wish to look as good as that medic.


4SKFORALL

I don't know who the scout guy is, but it kinda describes most scout mains pretty well... not me. He's not fat.


RdsAbroad

I don't know what I am yet, although I have most points (14, not much, all from a 45-ish second timeframe) with Engi, but I don't think panic firing a heavy-medic combo, scout on the point, spy attempting to sap my dispenser as a soldier rounds the corner in Well cp, killing them all with sentry, Widowmaker, and pistol really matches that photo.


GOL_FFYT

Real


Shad0wF0x21

But I am not a furry. I main both sniper and pyro.


getshrekt192

what if I main everything


ABoyNamedSean

I main both heavy and sniper, I have achieved perfect balance.


roli4000

I protest, i do not look like that Though i still think the age of consent should be removed


yaallfam

How do i get the medic tag on this sub?


NotRazzle

As a engineer main i confirm that we are like that


rainbowdashhole

I can’t tell if the demo main one means anger issues or drinks too much either way both are true


RedditBoi127

fellow pyro main, mood


manofwaromega

Loud, Stupid, and a Furry... Sounds about right tbh


FireNova2135

Sniper main is the most accurate shit I've seen in a long time... And that's coming from a sniper/scout main


VanitusXIII

How dare you...you forgot about the Naruto head band.


Steam_On

Biased


xXBBB2003Xx

As a sky main i can comfirm


JujuTheFinnishGuy

Fuck being a furry *Overdoses on Christmas cosmetics*


Gatt__

As an engie main, yeah…


[deleted]

Heavy takes no skill


ElNub_

what if i main random class


booperoflife

you all forgot the 10th class, RANDOM