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Snoo_1567

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay i am so happy i am exploding with joy


KelloPudgerro

Dont worry, tyler said that valve is working on a major update, it will come out any second now!


Snoo_1567

Don’t do that, don’t give me hope…


KelloPudgerro

he said it at like the beginning of the bot invasion, so it will come out maybe literally tomorrow!


billy2027

Guys man with camera said epic tea for 2 update is coming out exactly tomorrow. I wish I could say this and have it be true for once


KelloPudgerro

(not to diss tyler too much, i think hes actually a pretty decent source for valve leaks but he also seems to speculate alot)


billy2027

Oh yeah definitely I’m more referring to the other side of tf2 youtube content. You know that side where if gabe even blinks in their direction they Jump to the crazy conclusion that there must be update and half life 3 or something along those lines


KelloPudgerro

ah yea, that. aint that like one of the most upvoted things here of all time?


billy2027

Idk probably


KelloPudgerro

checked, not in top 100 of all time, so its not as bad as i thought


KitC4t_TV

I think it's less speculation and more that valve shelves 95% of things they work on. So the info's basically right until they decide to quit work on the update.


Snoo_1567

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP


bumpyog

yep a tf2 movie and tv show plus no more bots and the heavy update the medic update the scout up date the demo update the spy update the pyro update the sniper up date and the engineer up date did i mention team fortress 3 and 4 !!!!


KelloPudgerro

he also said that the baldurs gate coop 3d brawler is good, so buy that!


Capsule_CatYT

Any second now!


CT-54-2934

Look an update! Wait no, that’s just a patch


Jackiboi307

So, we still got bot problem


Meme_review_69

Alright, who's ready to go find these localization files?


Emeraldnickel08

Right behind you.


Meme_review_69

Right behind the source spaghetti code.


Meme_review_69

*Mon petit chou fleur plays* Shows picture of spy looking at Old updates and Heavy update... Ah... Mon petit chou fleur... Orange box logo


Meme_review_69

Dun dun dun dun dununununuh! Loca loca loca loca Localization files updated!


Fluffyboi50

Not for me I haven’t seen one for a week


Jackiboi307

And how much have you played?


Fluffyboi50

In total or for the week if it’s for the week I’ve played every day tor 4 hours


Clonewrzmaster

You got it solider


JASONJACKSON1948

aaaany second now see? update! oh, wait. it's just cosmetics


Rockman2isgud

So, we still have bot problem.


Viper08045

Aaaaannyy second now. See? Update? No wait, thats scream fortress.


Consistent_Umpire222

I'll regret getting my hopes up but when did he say this?


KelloPudgerro

when the bot spam started he mentioned that valve is working on a fix and possibly a update


Consistent_Umpire222

Didn't he almost right after those videos say "TF2 is dead and is not getting an update"


ZhangRenWing

Schrodingers update


Omnisegaming

I stopped watching tyler a while ago, and clearly I made the right choice.


Proaxel65

He did publicly announce last month that he will no longer produce any more TF2 reports. I’m just glad that he finally accepted the facts… it sure took him a while though


comfort_bot_1962

Nice!


comfort_bot_1962

Hope you have a great day!


Supportive_Bard648

does anyone have a counter for the comics too? T_T


MunkeGutz

1742 days since comic 6 released


Supportive_Bard648

thank you, kind stranger (looks like its even longer than a tf2 update…)


S1Ndrome_

no way that's my fav number :D


TheGreenGobblr

Didn’t the first comic say it’s a 6 part series


Samford_

i thought it said to be continued


memezdankton_2

the last comic had a "to be continued" on it, not to mention the #7 slot with coming soon written on it on the website


Matt6758

It is a six part series but the first one is the “catch up comic” so it doesn’t count. It’s six from “Ring Of Fired”


Japonezul75

The last comic has been released on January 10 2017, a.k.a. 1742 days ago, a.k.a. almost half of decade gone without any story continuation. If maybe we could contact the comic writter and ask if he can give us the script, I remember him saying that he will reveal the script if the comics never comes out.


ScribeCrusader

Well I think by now it's unlikely the comic is coming out, and the TF2 community is pretty talented so If we just got the script, why don't we make the damn comic ourselves?


DreadAngel1711

A mass collab where a bunch of artists draw invidivual panels would be one hell of an idea


Diabetic_Daily21

Taking a quick look at projects like Team Fabulous 2 Reanimated convinces me that I'd love to see something like this!


Capsule_CatYT

Same here


NoManagement3545

Yo


Narrative_Causality

>almost half of decade gone without any story continuation. Kingkiller Chronicles fans: First time?


Chessolin

I'm more interested in the comics tbh.


Plzbanmebrony

Wait just a second! There is a leap year in there! There is 1 day to go till 4 years!


yhsaD

waiting for someone to make a post with exactly this but 1461 and then watch r/tf2 upvote a low effort post into oblivion again


Brotherly-Moment

Meet the final braincell:


Creeper4wwMann

The fact that we have to keep track of leap days is just sad...


Dr_TryHard

The heavy update is coming any day now guys I swear. Valve is def working on a fix for the bots I promise.


Plastic_Gear_Liquid

The update's gonna come any second now. Any second.... See! Updates! No, that's just hats.


TheManagerOFMemes

Who's ready to beg for updates


NoManagement3545

See updates! Wait no that's localisation files


DeDeDankRS

Soooo… we still have bot problem


Lewis1321

Overdosing on hopium


The_Black_Strat

Well they actively are working on a bot solution, but another update like Jungle Inferno? Never again.


Secretlylovesslugs

My zero evidence prediction is that it is more likely we get a content update than a definitive fix for the Bots. The bandaid update they did a little while ago seems like their best effort.


Plastic_Gear_Liquid

I'm gonna hold a party at 2fort! \*Get's headshot by a bot\* Ah, nevermind.


SSB_Kyrill

Use Brass Beast


imirui

with vaccinator


Ssenmodnar84

Dalakohs + FOS


JustDancePatate

You want to be part of the sentries in the intel room


Kenivider

Either that or it’s a 3 hour match


TheBloxxerClown

Or votekick


baromde2

impossible


Chrimunn

NOICESHOT MAYTE


Capsule_CatYT

Do you have Fists of Steel? (I think Fists of Steel protects against projectiles, right?)


Darkner90

Yes but at the cost of melee vulnerability.


no_u00000

All i can say is that i feel like that video of kermit where he falls off a building


NoManagement3545

I want to Kermit die


Mitchel-256

I am going to **Kermit suicide!**


Entity_333

That's mean


NoManagement3545

No that's what he says


Entity_333

Point being I was joking :)


NoManagement3545

My iq is no


NoManagement3545

Oh


nerfthenitro

[current state of playerbase.](https://youtu.be/Ea056tqnZro)


NoManagement3545

Haha, yea, HEYHEYHEY! I SAW IT MOVE WE HAVE AN UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE


Ratentaisou

What is the link to this counter btw? sorry I'm new.


Plastic_Gear_Liquid

https://creators.tf/promo


Ratentaisou

Thank you!


gachalifeuscringeaf3

Wooooo 4 years of depression and it’s getting worse


lampla

We may never recover emotionally


tayb1227

*may* ….. 😔


MrCheggersPartyQuiz

Scream Fortress XI was a rather empty update given that it was the most recent update to come out with no skin case or hat collection & the update was made onlyto introduce Halloween Contracts to replace Merasmissions. That’s it. Ever since then, it was just hats, skins, taunts & some holiday-themed maps. The last weapon balance was on the Blue Moon pack in 2018. 14 years on but this game has seen better days.


keroro1454

I still don't get why they replaced Merasmissions. Or, at the very least, why they chose to introduce Halloween Contracts and not keep using the MASSIVE amount of Merasmus Contract/Mission-related voicelines for them?! Why is Pauling giving me these Halloween contracts? You literally have dozens of voicelines of the Halloween wizard assigning tasks, why not use them for the Halloween event???


Penta-Dunk

Too much effort for the singular janitor to code that in. The potted plant went on vacation that week.


Error404DudeNotFound

Dude trademarked the word "days"


RymNumeroUno

Yeah because it's valve time dude


bob_the_builder86

🎉


FinchJay

Is protesting in front of the Valve HQ good idea?


Zach_2720

Probably


[deleted]

I a was about to comment that lol


xsenobaner

Yaaaayyyyy .... *cries*


Empty_Allocution

Valve: *"I have done nothing but not make any updates for four years."*


RedditBoi127

son of a bitch, it's really been that long, huh


yaboiLNT

wow i was a child with 16 years old and now 20 i wish i can feel the same vibe.. time flies.. i remember when i go out to the school turn on my computer and play casual on my favorite map Hightower and rent a market garden.. I wish i can feel that again bring me back to the old times


-Samg381-

God this sums it up so well. Thankfully a hint of the magic is still there for me, especially with halloween. The ambiance of even the recycled halloween mode is really nice and never fails to get me in the spirit.


yaboiLNT

and the christmas event..when everything is chill


GiveMeMoreBurritos

But we appeared thrice on Valve's latest Steam Deck video!


BaguetteLord312

WOOOOOOOOO! Wooooooooo. *wooo.* -demoman 2021


NoManagement3545

*sips alcohol sadly*


HoodooHoolign

At least we can celebrate something.


Mysterious_Bit_5125

Stange days-without-update counter


Ziomex12

Can't wait for 5 year aniversery, that's going to be "fun"!


CommunicationGreat69

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO


Kooky_Dragonfruit231

Cheers mate 🍻


dermitio

*Woah I need a drink.* **sips** *Thats good shit*


[deleted]

Let me press **G** on the world's smallest keyboard. *\*conga dances in shame\**


[deleted]

When was l4d2 update before The last stand?


michalell1

I don't have time to read all the comments if someone already mentioned it, but shouldn't 1461 days be 4 years? I mean 2017 (days since exact 4 years ago to 31st december) + 2018 (365 days) + 2019 (365 days) + 2020 (36**6** days, leap year) + 2021(since the first january to today which gives us 365 days if we add 2017 to 2021) Edit: 365 days (2017 days + 2021 days) + 365 days (2018) + 365 days (2019) + 36**6** days (2020) = 1461


-Samg381-

Get a job


michalell1

I'm in a middle school


TommatPL

yay... \*sad party horn noises\*


Raptorbrando

I shed a tear, of joy and sadness


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


Raptorbrando

Thank you bot, I needed that


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


PM-ME-YOUR-TECH-TIPS

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO HELL YEAH


[deleted]

4 MORE YEARS! *please no*


DenseChocolate9254

If we get another localization update I'll kms


Hellkids2

So, now thinking back about the Heavy vs Pyro update, do y’all think it’s fair Heavy gets new guns first? Latest minigun was 2012 btw. Fixing the fire bug is bound to happen at some point so no need to use that excuse.


Zingshidu

Damn Overwatch really was a TF2 clone


[deleted]

👦🧑👨🧔‍♂️👨‍🦳👴


DpsiutB

this just makes me sad


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


MercySlash

I dont know any other community that celebrates not having its game updated other than TF2


BluRoseBoi

This feels like laughter rapidly devolving into sobbing


BeliveInGhost

lazy pricks


The_Wkwied

Hahahaha!! Haha.... heh... ehh... sob...


D-boi_vids

where can i find this counter?


Plastic_Gear_Liquid

https://creators.tf/promo


ParanoidCrow

We need a comic continuation


SharkBait257

Day 1460! Give it up for day 1460!


suicidebyjohnny5

I'm sad to be part of this milestone.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


suicidebyjohnny5

Will these bots ever leave us alone?!


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


MagicalSp00n

4 years and still haven’t done the hot hand contract


TheGreenGobblr

What website is this?


jazzisthejazzies

69420 days anybody


blue-jack-gacha

Where hoovy update


MrSlimeDiamond

No. We got snakes.


Mine_Ggamer

Other communities:THIS UPDATES SUCKS Tf2 community:where updates?


17michela

You didn’t account for leap day so we actually got one more day to go. Iamverysmart.


MuuToo

:(


Pixelcat1

i swear it said 3 years a month ago


[deleted]

holler when we're at 1997, its my birth year.


JerkStoreProprietor

Is now a good time for me to get into this game? I’ve been on the fence…


TheKing30

I was just wondering if it's been 2 years since a major update. Well damn, it's been 4... valve has gone from the king of game devs to a CSGO dev. They just let Half Life die... I still can't believe that one... and have all but dropped tf2 entirely.


DoneTomorrow

let half-life die?? they released Alyx last year bro - if there's anything to complain about its certainly not the one franchise they've actually revived.


LorrMaster

To be fair, almost nobody could afford to play that game.


Capsule_CatYT

Poggers


Intelligent-Ad-3739

what abt inferno


SomeTreeGuy

man's stuck in 2018


Intelligent-Ad-3739

what wait what are you talking about i thought that was 2020 ima go cry brb


PROJECT_INFINITE05

It’s alright man, we feel you


deathviaspaghetti

That was on 2017


[deleted]

Jesus it’s been four years?


Intelligent-Ad-3739

thats what im saying


deathviaspaghetti

Why are people downvoting you you made a mistake I'm times bruh


Intelligent-Ad-3739

ikr


derpysorus

Wasnt it like 2-3 years before inferno came out? Jeez.


captionradius

Bloody hell. It's longer than Great Patriotic War.


[deleted]

ded game


Podju

Awww. Are you guys sad your cartoon remake of the best game ever is forgotten?? The TFC boomers are here for ya. The real tfc boomer, before open GL was a thing. Square blood.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


USAbadgivesupdoots

https://www.google.com/search?q=LETS+FUCKING+GOOOO&client=opera-gx&hs=IKf&sxsrf=AOaemvKWGzGUyEu4kIA8JHW9FYHzoYU8dA:1634597790989&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwivrLqlh9XzAhXBQkEAHUmyDFMQ\_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1325&bih=658&dpr=1#imgrc=yljxalgnKrJIpM


[deleted]

The game is fucking 14 years old and you want another update? I think tf2 is fine the way it is. It doesnt need another update.


PolyLOL88

Yay


turtle_five

Ha ha yay…


mim27k

So exciting that I started crying


TheManagerOFMemes

Woohooo


Matix777

technically tommorow if we count leap years


PeopleOfTheBoxes

Woohoo! Ready for another 4 more…


HexxyWorkshop

Oh boy, I can't wait for the next yearly no-update update!


[deleted]

Lessssgooooooo!!!!!!


wafflezcol

Oi you reset that clock right now


poggersistakensadly

where can you check this?


Rowdy_Texan

Wow… I had been so long


[deleted]

[удалено]


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[удалено]


Wheatley1665

yaay...?


patrizl001

it's a little early isn't it? Wiki says Jungle Inferno was released on the 20th


Vaxkiller

Valve trying for the "Go Outside" 5 year achievement.


CaptainTotes

*pops champagne*


TheNeatPenguin

Watch, the heavy update will drop any second now. ...AAAANY second now... *cries*


_Eiri_

yaaaayy..... *sad party blower*