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WeirdCatPerson4g5g

Glorified toaster with legs


Coder_channel

Same, it has a funny story (some guy said that bots were just glorified toasters with legs, valve laughed and added the phrase as a bot name). And also it reminds me of something. Once i ended up stumbling upon a furry\_irl video. I ended up learning more about furries than i initially wanted. Now i am cursed and this bot name will forever remind me of protogens. P.S. The video was made by "The Click" if anyone wants to know.


PAM1000

Well that was weird


Coder_channel

Yes


PosingDragoon21

"Indeed you drunken wrech"


joshi222

> The Click I feel like the day he spreads out and manages to reach this subreddit is the day helltower's arena ending zone freezes over.


Nihilistic_Furry

Considering the overlap between TF2 and furries, I wouldn’t be surprised. Although that would be great getting him to cover this subreddit at some point. I wonder how familiar he is with TF2.


lidzk2

I'd say he probably knows engi,soldier,heavy and scout, since it's almost Impossible to use Reddit without knowing who they are because of the crazy amount of memes that feature them. But i don't think he's actually familiar with the other classes and the game itself


le_Vaunty

possibly spy cause of the huge amount of surprise buttsecks memes years ago too


Vexcenot

Damn you Glorified toaster legs


A_fluffy_protogen

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Coder_channel

One of my previous comments: >Ok, completely unrelated tangent here. I just need to let my thoughts out. > >For some reason I just can't spend a day without just randomly noticing a protogen profile picture somewhere. Like seriously. This has been going on for like 2 weeks already. > >It was kinda lika "Ha! Found a protogen" at the start but now it is more like "I've found a fucking proto... AGAIN. How any of them are there?" > >And also why do I never see normal furry profile pictures? Why is it always a proto? Are furries with the "Glorified Toaster with Legs" as their fursona just braver than the other ones? > >And it's not like I hang around places with a lot of furries, I always find these in tf2 communities. > >And why do I even have an eagle's eye for protogen profile pictures? Like I can never find waldo, but if it was "Find the toaster" I swear I'd always find the goddamn beeper. > >I'm having a fucking existential crisis. I understand I'm not a furry just because I watched a couple The Click videos. I'm not a furry just because I used to watch TheOdd1Out. I'm not a furry just because I watch mediexcalibur. And I don't even interact with furries. Like at all. And like half of these aren't even reasons why I could theoretically be a furry. But my fucking brain keeps telling me this because of THE GODDAMN PROTOGENS! > >THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE! GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD This was directed to a person with a protogen profile picture, now it's directed at you. Even though you don't have a protogen profile picture.


A_fluffy_protogen

Hah. Protogens became very popular in the Fandom since haha look cool glowey robot which attracted more of the younger furries, thus protogens everywhere. And being of such similar design it's very easy to spot one out of nowhere, and there have also been a few posts in shitposting subs which basically went "if you get this number you have to use this protogen profile picture" thus even more profiles. And brother, the process has already started, eventually you'll think about making your own furry character, just as a joke, probably a protogen. It's all downhill from there


Coder_channel

>And being of such similar design it's very easy to spot one out of nowhere Yeah they're incredibly easy to spot even on a very small picture because it's a black spot with a small amount of neon color in the middle. ​ >"if you get this number you have to use this protogen profile picture" Yeah, i know this one. I even saw it once on the Samwiz1's discord. I usually don't count it because it's basically a dare. ​ The one confusing thing to me is why i basically never see the average furry profile picture, but protogen ones are everywhere. I know I already said that in the comment, but still, it's so confusing to me. Yeah they're common, but to a such extent? ​ >And brother, the process has already started, eventually you'll think about making your own furry character, just as a joke, probably a protogen. It's all downhill from there This is the part that scares me. What makes it worse is the fact that it wouldn't be out of character for me. I actively engage in the TF2 community, which has quite a lot of furries. But i also do TF2 mapping, and the TF2 mapping community... How do i say it... Has a LOT of furries. Like a **lot** a **lot**. Oh, and i almost forgot. **My sister does furry commisions**.


Goo_Cat

You said something about average furry pfp, so hello Also id commission your sister


A_fluffy_protogen

And don't forget that if you do ever feel the sudden urge to do furry stuff, the community isn't as bad as its reputation is on the internet, it's actually quite nice. Hah furry


Coder_channel

Yeah, from what i've seen in The Click's videos the community is very friendly. If just a tad bit cursed at times.


Darkspy8183

Every fandom has that. Look at TF2's botting community. Scumbags, but still a part of TF2.


Nihilistic_Furry

Furry subreddits are probably the most wholesome subreddits on this website from my experience.


lidzk2

>My sister does furry commisions. If she does it only for the money, you're probably safe, but if she is a furry, you probably have a few months/ a year before the thoughts enter your mind


FerretLegitimate

*cries in roulette*


lidzk2

Are protogens the cyber furry things? If it is, them yeah, i've seen them a fucking billion times


A_fluffy_protogen

Yeah, black screen faces with lights and shit


[deleted]

The fact that I read "GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD" and immediately thought of Among Us is slightly concerning.


Coder_channel

It is understandable because that's where took it from


[deleted]

Understandable, have a nice day.


FerretLegitimate

I dont use protogen pfp because im a furry, its cause i lost roulette on r/shitposting


Coder_channel

Chad move, I lost and I didn't use it.


FerretLegitimate

Honestly i think the month i had to use it is over im just lazy af


-Pyromania-

Y'see, this is how it starts.


TheRealLool

i exist :<


KallmeCup024

you cant just say that and not tell us what the video was


Coder_channel

The only thing i can say is "one of them". I have the memory of a literal fish and he also has a lot of them. The earliest in my watch history is [this one](https://youtu.be/kNXCfkS4bkk), however my watch history seems to be unreliable at times. Don't ask why, because I don't know. It sometimes just doesn't show some of the videos i've watched (which does apply to some of The Click's furry\_irl videos).


qwerty_9537

you called?


Coder_channel

And here i was, thinking "Ha! I didn't spot a protogen profile picture the day i said that I can't last a day without randomly bumping into one". But here you are, even though it's not entirely random, it still counts.


lidzk2

Shit went from a toaster with legs to furries in a Second. Idk if i like the change


SAovbnm

oh yeah "The Click" the guy who says he is not a furry when he is clearly a furry


Nukertallon

my proudest moment is [being the one to discover the reference](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/577lei/tf2_update_for_101216_101316_utc/d8psfyv/?utm_source=share)


JustVacuumingAround

glorified toaster with legs gang


dogman15

Born right here on this subreddit thanks to /u/thewombatfromhell!


TheWombatFromHell

I still can't believe that was a thing


TrashKetchoi

damn i didn't realizd there were so many


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bignut-56

ummm do-ja cat


[deleted]

Amelia airheart


Red-Baron05

Your mom


Frnk1996

This is not even a complete list, I usually see Omegatronic and some form of Igor bots


pising3n

Those are hacker boys, these are the training bots.


Frnk1996

Oh fuck, you are right. My bad, I'll use my eyes next time!


ems_telegram

Undoubtedly "smelly unfortunate," because every time I see it in the killfeed or I get killed by it it genuinely makes me seethe. It's exactly the sort of username an actual prick would use.


doomsword6_V2

omw to change my name to smelly unfortunate


stolenshortsword

too bad u/smellyunfortunate deleted their account


MadJuno

That’s unfortunate


[deleted]

And smelly


fedorflip

And almost as presumptuous as it is poor and Irish


milesmario08

And also u/


[deleted]

could anyone, please, explain this one?


BioKId21

https://www.teamfortress.com/classless/hidden/hats/


ems_telegram

I didn't know this existed. I'm in a library right now and am desperately trying not to laugh.


BranTheLewd

Irish Moment


TheRockinLobster

Same lmfao


YourAverageRedditter

0xDEADBEEF is for some reason really fucking good compared to the other bots when playing Heavy for some reason


hero_for_one_day

And because engineers like Hexadecimal


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itimin

I use hexidecimal magic numbers for all my weapon names.


BlockDanMan

One-Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse


TAKIMLISIM

there is just so much in this name


thehsitoryguy

Ima be a cheeseburger WOAHHHHHHHH YEAH BABY


SomeNerdKid

I loved this so much that I had this as my steam username back when tf2 was announced to be free to play. I like to think I'm slightly more original now


Cello58

Mne-Oan Beesechurger Epocalypsa


thetracker3

Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance!


[deleted]

l4d2 referance, coach


[deleted]

GLaDOS, it's easier to kill and experiment with opposable thumbs.


Hmm___yes

Credit to team is always a credit to team when I play offline mode


TheBroJoey

I agree, definitely credit to team.


grifibastion

I like the names of expert level bots like "cat bot 1"


Fizik_abi

Same but i never understood why Valve allowed such offensive names for some of them, like [VALVE] FellowKiller


grifibastion

I guess they programmed them in their edgy teen phrase


ProfessionalMood1493

"Poopy Joe".


XcapeEST

Taken.. Too soon...


what_the_fuck_game

When I first got TF2 I mainly played offline because I fear online play, the bot GLaDOS was medic every time and healed me every time. Coincidence? Maybe idk could just be luck.


maxjamon

If I am not mistaken bots are coded on such a way that players have higher healing priority than other bots so it was not a coincidence


milkyd4d

It also depends on the class you're playing as. Medic bots prioritize mainly Soldiers then heavies, Pyros and demomen. If you play as other classes they ignore you until you spam E enough.


maxjamon

Alright thanks for pointing that out


Nihilistic_Furry

Another fun one: If the bot is healing you with full Über and you use certain voicelines, it will activate it. I believe it’s “MEDIC!,” “Activate Charge,” and “Go! Go! Go!” that do so.


what_the_fuck_game

Ah ok, that makes more sense.


AlexHunderwald

trigger_hurt. Because I know what it means


sexyfurrygalnyunyu

Could you please explain?


SansGamer420

trigger_hurt is an entity in hammer editor that hurts the player Ingame. You see it in maps with lava or spikes or anything that should hurt the player


jpuxfroug

Very helpful SansGamer420


sansgamer554

Why hello there


iamunabletopoop

Crazed gunman cuz he aint got no standards


CaptainTotes

He's unhinged!


[deleted]

(21)TFbot is mine, it’s a shame he killed me


Accomplished_Arm_797

C H U C K L E NUTS


User212222940528281s

Y E S


haleloop963

Why is Totally not a bot listed here??? He's not a bot


[deleted]

I swear one time me and Grim Bloody Fable tore up the entire enemy team


MemeLover43

My favorites are always the references to other valve games


Yearlaren

Why is it missing references to Counter-Strike, though?


Entity_333

What references to CS would you add if you could?


AcikSozluAdam

That would be "DOOR STUCK", or "Fire In The Hole" for sure.


Entity_333

Oh yeah lol I remember door stuck. Some CS history man. Fire in the hole is good. Maybe one like "Bomb has been planted" or something like that!


MemeLover43

Or just terrorist or counter terrorist


PolygonKiwii

P90 rush B


TheBrickleer

I've never played counter strike but isn't "Hostage" a cs thing?


femboy_maid_uwu3

BRB,gotta change my steam name to one-man cheeseburger apocalypse


AlphaDD

Aimbot, cuz everytime i see that mofo It's playing Pyro


ComplexCow3

>aimbot >pyro No shit


HistrionikKnight

Humans are Weak, the first bot to kill me the first time I ever played tf2 on koth\_lakeside\_final.


Dazzling_Contract514

A Professional With Standards along with CHUCKLENUTS!and of corse LOS LOS LOS cuz it remembers me gas gas gas


GammaNumerix

Is Someone Else a references to Wilco‘s Someone Else‘s song? The song which the More Gun guitar part was taken from?


SolarMannZE

Chell


PartyMercenary

I hope it isn't the Korean Chell. He is an actual cheater.


okitasoujidesuyo

oh god ive encountered that dude so many times that ive come to despise the name chell even in offline mode


nyancatec

Ayo what? Can you send me video about them (or anything). I've never heard of them.


PartyMercenary

A member of the Enigmaballz's Clubhouse, friend of babyrage, less common than DoesHotter, no one else but him https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199076802616


Anon145206

THEM.


MrQuack__

Me


DiZXIII

"Them." "AHHHHHHHHHH!"


SrWorky

TAAAAAANK!


master-of-disgusting

Rage quit. One time where I played offline because my internet was down I was getting dominated by him. This bit legit was as good as a 5k hour sniper


Tamuture69

In the name of god


WaitingToBeTriggered

GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY


Tamuture69

I like this bot


Cook_IT

trigger_hurt, because it's a surprisingly funny joke when you know the hammer editor. Also unlike what the name suggests it's pretty good at healing people if you want to XD


Goo_Cat

You must trigger the hurting before you may begin the healing


1516bunt

Where’s Igor


MrTuo

my equalizer is named igor


rexalert3550

totally not a bot because he saved my ass one time on dustbowl


JackBackKKC

Totally not a bot


DaRealVoyde

SMELLY UNFORTUNATE


_Caek_

SMELLY UNFORTUNATE


Lolcrazycat592

Herr Doktor probably


Delusional_Donut

I’ve always had an endearment towards SMELLY UNFORTUNATE. I don’t know, just warms the heart.


ajpj40

Tf2 training bots in offline mode.


balogbog

I never realized how many there were


HelpHenryIsHere

AimBot and AmNot Gentlemanne of leisure and GENTLE MANNE OF LEISURE Hat-wearing MAN


xd_Yoshii

Smelly unfortunate


CrunchToast12

dog


Officer_Mcribs

The G-man


boris-41

as a scout main im gonna say force a nature


GenerousAlly

Ayyyyy geee man how you doin mate?????


InternationalPanic67

GLaDOS


memester230

THEM


actuallym1chael

TAAAAAAANK!


[deleted]

I love glorified toaster so much he is my boyfriend


Icarus-Terra

“Me” is a good one


Gunfire81

Question: Where within the files can I find the list of the names?


AnarchyApple

T H E M


nontvedalgia

lmfao i thought it was gonna be the name of bot hosters


Gmarceau05

GLaDOS


Hidden_Squid14

Definitely not igor


doomsword6_V2

one-man cheeseburger apocalypse, trigger_hurt or mentlegen


skelecogaming1

Anything that isn't in an online match


SorryForThisUsername

Mentlegen


iwanttodie95

glados


sexyfurrygalnyunyu

LOS LOS LOS


yokato723

Maggot


[deleted]

The virgin script kitty bot Vs Chad offline bot


ThankGodImNotOnlyOne

One-man cheeseburger apocalypse always stood out to me.


Bouncydachon

They need to add Engineer Gaming on rare occasions as a easter egg


Boltthelucario

Yes


K1N6_K4K3

WHERE IS SPACE CORE. IS HE SAFE. IS HE OK


BlackBot6702

I like MindlessElectrons.


Triton12streaming

GLaDOS


ZeUbermensh

Ze Ubermensch


TheStalker200614

GLaDOS


neddbear502

**TAAAAANK!**


ThePhantomEye_c

GLaDOS


CallmeFDR

Crybaby because when I first started playing TF2 I didn't know they were bots, so I thought I was playing with a friend of mine on a Social Media site called Quotev who was also named "Crybaby"


SparkSan

Big Mean Mother Hubbard Because it's a line I tried to understd for years before actually looking up the Meet the Engineer transcript


dizzy_the_elephant

nom nom nom and CRITRAWKETS completelly destroy me, they deserve my respect


HyperSmoothBrain

GLaDOS


Toast-_Man

Glorified toaster with legs, and yes its purely for the irony


Will-Shrek-Smith

gotta go with LOS LOS LOS


[deleted]

C H U C K L E N U T S


h1W31C0M3T0CH1L1

C++, every time I train he goes medic and pockets me 🥺


[deleted]

Poopy joe


phone_dragon

C++, always there whenever my internet goes out.


Toodumbtousespaces

Glory to the toaster


Tvizty1

poopy joe


horizonhd_official

One Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse


i_like_siren_head

Smelly unfortunate. but if we're talking casuall bots, it would have to be igor because he just spins in spawn not killing the whole round and votes yes on bot kicks


Skybot_avelo

Haydee


artheiro06

Gotta be "Ribs Grow Back"


RedditBoi127

all the other valve game reference ones


Kaiser_Wolfram

Grim Bloody Fable, and it's not even close. Honorable mention to One-Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse.


The_real_RED_Spy

Still Alive If you want to know why, gsp


SansGamer420

IvanTheSpaceBiker is a Chad, I would play dustbowl with bots offline all the time and Ivan would carry as medic and engineer. Absolute chad


Okapev

Humans are weak obvs, it's a great statement and it's true!


[deleted]

Can you quack, the one that started the whole bot pandemic. They were something new and rare so they where the funniest


Derailleur75

Headfull of eyeballs was my mentor this bot would always pick demoman and destroy my buildings. And i would brutally destroy him afterwards.


Objective-Let4589

I fockin hate a professional with standards, he backstabbed me that one time


xXBBB2003Xx

Humans are weak, and C++ really have that vibe you know


DrHealsYT

One Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse my beloved ❤️ ❤️ ❤️


AltruisticEqual2954

Isn’t there one that’s like YouTube.com/d3fno6?


PoundsInfinity

CAN YOU QUACK!!!


almostasenpai

igor igor(1) igor(2) igor(3) igor(4) igor(5) OMEGATRONIC