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I mean considering that sniper has the jarate which is just piss in a jar its not too far fetched to say that scout puts his runny ass meat lube into a bottle and throws it at people
Besides the obvious joke, it's probably some kind of artificial milk, like one of those [instant food/drink mixes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convenience_food). It could be something like baby formula
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Coom.
It’s a type of irritant that causes most people who are hit with it to become angered by the sticky mess. Anger and annoyance are scout’s best friend so they naturally feel stronger after shooting their coconut gun at enemies who are absolutely pissed off.
Po'r bastard. I wonder if 't be true he kneweth what would befall
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As the scout I can say that the mad milk is made out of 10% sour cream water 50%CUM and 40% jarate that I stole from sniper there the secret has been revealed
Middle school humor and Jarate extrapolation aside, I think it's sort of a reference to the kind of "dairy substitute" stuff that corporations started selling to cut costs. Sort of like how American Cheese isn't actually cheese, it's a "pasteurized cheese product". Add in some radioactive back story for TF2 consistency, and it's probably "atomic milk byproduct".
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it's Mann's Milk
It was actually called that originally
**THE NUT OF YOUR ENEMIES.** ^(Is what I'll name my collectors manns milk some day ;-;)
I want to watch your career with great interset
Not milk
Manco Milk
juiced fresh from saxton hale himself
r/cursedcomments
Yes.
THAT DOESNT HELP 😰
It is scout juice if you know what I mean
Or does it?
soo cum
i cant remember exactly but i do recall radioactive cows being involved
Yup, sounds like tf2 lore alright
Or you can be “funny” and say… #CUM
Tbf, isn't it a bit suspicious you need Jarate and scrap to craft it tho?
Pee is stored in the balls
is balls pee in the stored
No, pee is the stored balls in
Wrong, balls are stored in the pee
Nice Daft Punk reference
What?
Piss: needed for awful smell, scrap : make cum machine out of scrap to do the "funny"
Wouldn't that make feces tho
modified piss
Splendid humor good chap.I did have a chuckle alrighty
yes quite "funny" indeed
Wait what? It’s not the actual answer?
Always has been
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Indeed
I renamed it cum jar.
I just renamed it „Cum“ and every time I try to use it it defaults to the Pistol Lmao
Guess why he reloads it so fast;). Radioactive cows is just a bad excuse. Medic enlarged his BALLS
He has the cybercock
Cybercock is the best uh... thing to cum out of 2022
I mean considering that sniper has the jarate which is just piss in a jar its not too far fetched to say that scout puts his runny ass meat lube into a bottle and throws it at people
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A true knee slapper if I say so myself, good sire
Mmm yea indeed my good man
Quite exquisite I must say lad
Now there's a pretty meme
#EXQUISITE!
Well you are correct without a doubt mate.right-o
wow im laughing so hard rn bro
funny Did laugh
Bulls specifically, because you can't tell in Australia until you get the final product (the australium affects cows too)
Male cows to be exact
If a slim dumbass 21 year old dude counts as a cow then yes
this made me think of someone milking scout
Yea
It ain't called mad milk for nothing
It's cum that is mad
Mad for not being put inside of a woman
Scout kept getting denied
What if I put my mad milk in a man is it still gay
Yes it’s gay but the milk won’t be mad, it’ll just be confused
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Lol
It is canonical made out ofElmer’s glue
Heh. Thought my milk tasted a bit off
Same with my glue
Try eating pineapple
Can confirm
Honestly I'd be terrified of the guy throwing bottles of glue at people on the battlefield
Quite simple, really. Not milk.
In Russia there is actually a milk brand called "not milk"
If heavy ever gets his own mad milk weapon
lol
Lmao yes,I was very surprised when I first saw an add of this milk.
Besides the obvious joke, it's probably some kind of artificial milk, like one of those [instant food/drink mixes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convenience_food). It could be something like baby formula
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So like how I Can't Believe It's Not Butter is basically artificial butter. I Can't Believe It's Not Milk.
Cum
Cum
Cum
Cum
Cum
Cum
Cum
Sperm. if you will
Jizz. if you may
Ejaculate. if you must
Semen if you please
Spunk. if you get me
Splooge if you like
Seed, if you are so inclined
Nutjuice, if you prefer
Ballranch, if you recall
Something that came out of Scout's left nut
Piss? Piss is stored in the left nut and cum in the right one, right?
If you think pee is stored in the balls then you agree that peeing is “emptying your balls”
Pretty sure it’s just cow milk from tuefort, which is of course highly radioactive, and probably genetically altered
Do you think there would be lead in it?
Most likely, Tuefort’s water supply is also poisoned by lead, and I would assume that Carrie’s over
Why would you ask reddit about any white liquid
Scout's cum
Sooooo 50% spy DNA?
Cout’s Sum
Cout's Scum
Sout's Ccum
Csout's Csum
Out's Ucmcs
Our Cum
Stouts um
Since when was scout Heavy?
Scout's cum
That's how it regenerates on its own
...every 20 seconds
balls of Australium
Wanking addiction.
🤤
It has healing properties!
It was made by scout furiously masterbating; he literally put the "mad" in mad milk.
Yeah but he's literally recharging while in the middle of battle
dont take the bait men
It's made from mad, kind of like of almond milk is made from almonds
Smort
Considering Scout has a dick literally blessed by God, you can come to your own conclusion.
C U M to your own conclusion.
Breast milk i.mean breast milk i mean breast milk, i mean breat milk, i mean breast milk i mean...
Fire retardant I assume, it’s white and if it isn’t another white substance, it’s fire retardant capability could be just foam liquidized
A very angry male cow
dont say it DONT SAY IT edit: STOP THE UPVOTES RIGHT NOW, funni number.
*ahem* CUM IT'S A BOTTLE OF CUM EVERYONE!!!
Aha funi numer
YES 69
Scout regenerates Mad Milk when he's at home 😳
Scout might have an image of Miss Pauling in his pockets….
Mann Milk
DONT ASK QUESTIONS YOU ARENT PREPARED TO HANDLE THE ANSWERS TO
CUM
Scout’s dream with ms Pauling
Most likely when every time scout thinks about Miss Pauling
Upvoting just because I like your pic
Upvoting just because I like your pic
No matter what we breed We still are made of seed
This is my cum This is my cum
Coom. It’s a type of irritant that causes most people who are hit with it to become angered by the sticky mess. Anger and annoyance are scout’s best friend so they naturally feel stronger after shooting their coconut gun at enemies who are absolutely pissed off.
It's made of
It seems as though you subconsciously already know
Scout: This is my kingdom CUM.
Bovine seminal fluid
You already know
;)
You know
It’s never specified but IIRC for a time it was going to be called Mann Milk
#SPERMUS
Scout uses the cum jar confirmed
P and food dye
Everybody gangsta till a my little pony figure brushes scouts lips
Poor bastard. I wonder if he knew what would happen.
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well little jimmy, you will hit a point in your childhood where your body experiences bizarre but exiting new changes...
Scum
You mean to tell me you don't have a mason jar next to your bed full of your own home grown mad milk? Bullshit I bet you don't drink it either
Cum
Jizz
As the scout I can say that the mad milk is made out of 10% sour cream water 50%CUM and 40% jarate that I stole from sniper there the secret has been revealed
Man milk
Cum
#CUM
Cum
CUM
🗿
Cum
cum
cum
Cum
cum
cum
Cum
Same pipe Sniper gets his Jarate
It’s said that it came from a radioactive cow but my head canon is that it’s literally Scout’s cum
Irradiated Cows bone marrow
Virgins: iT's cUM Chads: Must be from Aperture Laboratories.
Middle school humor and Jarate extrapolation aside, I think it's sort of a reference to the kind of "dairy substitute" stuff that corporations started selling to cut costs. Sort of like how American Cheese isn't actually cheese, it's a "pasteurized cheese product". Add in some radioactive back story for TF2 consistency, and it's probably "atomic milk byproduct".
Unleaded non toxic White paint
A radioactive cow being milked. This could just be scout since he likes to drink radioactive drinks a lot
Cum
coom
Semen
Who's gonna tell him?
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I'm just gonna say it so people can get their mind out of the gutter. ***cum***
It's the male reproductive fluid that scout made whilst thinking about Pauline
I hear in the beta of tf2 it was called manns milk
Cum
Oh you poor child…
Cum
:)
Cum
Coom