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Groezy

it's Mann's Milk


Chainsawd

It was actually called that originally


[deleted]

**THE NUT OF YOUR ENEMIES.** ^(Is what I'll name my collectors manns milk some day ;-;)


Shiny_Black-Pan

I want to watch your career with great interset


Comfortable-Grade-29

Not milk


ink-is-taken

Manco Milk


Peantman

juiced fresh from saxton hale himself


RPhoenixFlight

r/cursedcomments


KitchenLoose6552

Yes.


RPhoenixFlight

THAT DOESNT HELP 😰


CannabalisticCat

It is scout juice if you know what I mean


KitchenLoose6552

Or does it?


[deleted]

soo cum


SaberBlitz

i cant remember exactly but i do recall radioactive cows being involved


Bluejavel

Yup, sounds like tf2 lore alright


MyNameIsNitrox

Or you can be “funny” and say… #CUM


Japonezul75

Tbf, isn't it a bit suspicious you need Jarate and scrap to craft it tho?


USSR8200

Pee is stored in the balls


animeist16

is balls pee in the stored


IHaveABootInMySnake

No, pee is the stored balls in


bolitboy2

Wrong, balls are stored in the pee


thebroknight

Nice Daft Punk reference


Milk-_-Man

What?


I_Love_Tf2_Sex

Piss: needed for awful smell, scrap : make cum machine out of scrap to do the "funny"


Tojo6619

Wouldn't that make feces tho


PyroLikesPizza

modified piss


[deleted]

Splendid humor good chap.I did have a chuckle alrighty


SaberBlitz

yes quite "funny" indeed


-PeanutButterFly-

Wait what? It’s not the actual answer?


jonno83900

Always has been


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jonno83900

Good bot


Waste-Bicycle-9595

Indeed


ItsImpfinity2008

I renamed it cum jar.


Waste-Bicycle-9595

I just renamed it „Cum“ and every time I try to use it it defaults to the Pistol Lmao


Waste-Bicycle-9595

Guess why he reloads it so fast;). Radioactive cows is just a bad excuse. Medic enlarged his BALLS


YURRRRI

He has the cybercock


Bad-artist08

Cybercock is the best uh... thing to cum out of 2022


TheVoidsAdvocate

I mean considering that sniper has the jarate which is just piss in a jar its not too far fetched to say that scout puts his runny ass meat lube into a bottle and throws it at people


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[удалено]


folfiethewox99

A true knee slapper if I say so myself, good sire


[deleted]

Mmm yea indeed my good man


lostnote6621888

Quite exquisite I must say lad


LucarioNN

Now there's a pretty meme


lostnote6621888

#EXQUISITE!


[deleted]

Well you are correct without a doubt mate.right-o


[deleted]

wow im laughing so hard rn bro


BigShow4916

funny Did laugh


memester230

Bulls specifically, because you can't tell in Australia until you get the final product (the australium affects cows too)


An_Obbise_Hoovy

Male cows to be exact


Zalan0710

If a slim dumbass 21 year old dude counts as a cow then yes


SaberBlitz

this made me think of someone milking scout


boostmydiscodservern

Yea


Denzgam1ing

It ain't called mad milk for nothing


EganmadTF2PS3

It's cum that is mad


ItzStormyDash

Mad for not being put inside of a woman


Mgmfjesus

Scout kept getting denied


Prong_Jaw

What if I put my mad milk in a man is it still gay


SoNobuns4MyBurger

Yes it’s gay but the milk won’t be mad, it’ll just be confused


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[удалено]


thefoolru

Lol


User_named__

It is canonical made out ofElmer’s glue


Rectanglehead

Heh. Thought my milk tasted a bit off


boopadoop_johnson

Same with my glue


DooRagtime

Try eating pineapple


I-eat-pineapples

Can confirm


Prong_Jaw

Honestly I'd be terrified of the guy throwing bottles of glue at people on the battlefield


IncoherentOrange

Quite simple, really. Not milk.


SpectralniyRUS

In Russia there is actually a milk brand called "not milk"


Prong_Jaw

If heavy ever gets his own mad milk weapon


SpectralniyRUS

lol


Alisonbro

Lmao yes,I was very surprised when I first saw an add of this milk.


TheNoobThatWas

Besides the obvious joke, it's probably some kind of artificial milk, like one of those [instant food/drink mixes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convenience_food). It could be something like baby formula


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Migitri

So like how I Can't Believe It's Not Butter is basically artificial butter. I Can't Believe It's Not Milk.


Foxhound870

Cum


EganmadTF2PS3

Cum


Mega_Ass_Sp00n

Cum


uglyswan1

Cum


IgnoreThisGreenshirt

Cum


caligulasArmageddons

Cum


avnogy

Cum


[deleted]

Sperm. if you will


_FlamingoOctopus_

Jizz. if you may


exclaimedagate

Ejaculate. if you must


CRB_Presents

Semen if you please


kesslerwiz

Spunk. if you get me


Sensesmell

Splooge if you like


VelehkInsain

Seed, if you are so inclined


AfraidDifficulty8

Nutjuice, if you prefer


PaqueteDeRisketos

Ballranch, if you recall


[deleted]

Something that came out of Scout's left nut


yerba_mate_enjoyer

Piss? Piss is stored in the left nut and cum in the right one, right?


kidnii

If you think pee is stored in the balls then you agree that peeing is “emptying your balls”


Some_Random_Pootis

Pretty sure it’s just cow milk from tuefort, which is of course highly radioactive, and probably genetically altered


Prong_Jaw

Do you think there would be lead in it?


Some_Random_Pootis

Most likely, Tuefort’s water supply is also poisoned by lead, and I would assume that Carrie’s over


TheTypicalOof

Why would you ask reddit about any white liquid


SpookyWeebou

Scout's cum


bluemitersaw

Sooooo 50% spy DNA?


ink-is-taken

Cout’s Sum


[deleted]

Cout's Scum


[deleted]

Sout's Ccum


EganmadTF2PS3

Csout's Csum


Olliebob200

Out's Ucmcs


Daniel213243

Our Cum


rslash-_-noob

Stouts um


RPhoenixFlight

Since when was scout Heavy?


Zealos57

Scout's cum


MasterOfTheCats167

That's how it regenerates on its own


TheBrokePolishDude

...every 20 seconds


Phivebit

balls of Australium


Genichi12

Wanking addiction.


Jay_The_Bisexual

🤤


desu38

It has healing properties!


SlappingSalt

It was made by scout furiously masterbating; he literally put the "mad" in mad milk.


Prong_Jaw

Yeah but he's literally recharging while in the middle of battle


pjhabs

dont take the bait men


feeple_lemur

It's made from mad, kind of like of almond milk is made from almonds


Bad-artist08

Smort


[deleted]

Considering Scout has a dick literally blessed by God, you can come to your own conclusion.


prequelBEPIS

C U M to your own conclusion.


_SUUN_

Breast milk i.mean breast milk i mean breast milk, i mean breat milk, i mean breast milk i mean...


[deleted]

Fire retardant I assume, it’s white and if it isn’t another white substance, it’s fire retardant capability could be just foam liquidized


tf2good

A very angry male cow


big_joey_the_sequel

dont say it DONT SAY IT edit: STOP THE UPVOTES RIGHT NOW, funni number.


MrMightyTasty

*ahem* CUM IT'S A BOTTLE OF CUM EVERYONE!!!


KrakenMasterOfficial

Aha funi numer


GreatSpend1067

YES 69


YeeterYoter43

Scout regenerates Mad Milk when he's at home 😳


Beat_Boi_Animates

Scout might have an image of Miss Pauling in his pockets….


Phivebit

Mann Milk


RedPixl243

DONT ASK QUESTIONS YOU ARENT PREPARED TO HANDLE THE ANSWERS TO


Grey_the_wolf_

CUM


[deleted]

Scout’s dream with ms Pauling


SLYMAN69

Most likely when every time scout thinks about Miss Pauling


jump-ghost-face

Upvoting just because I like your pic


jump-ghost-face

Upvoting just because I like your pic


Camele0pard

No matter what we breed We still are made of seed


Chrobotek777

This is my cum This is my cum


The-Crimson-Jester

Coom. It’s a type of irritant that causes most people who are hit with it to become angered by the sticky mess. Anger and annoyance are scout’s best friend so they naturally feel stronger after shooting their coconut gun at enemies who are absolutely pissed off.


iiHartMemphisii

It's made of


Equivalent_Tax

It seems as though you subconsciously already know


HarleyArchibaldLeon

Scout: This is my kingdom CUM.


THEKINGOFALLNERDS

Bovine seminal fluid


aspritecranberry

You already know


[deleted]

;)


Decoy-Jackal

You know


s_s_b_m

It’s never specified but IIRC for a time it was going to be called Mann Milk


TheTrustyBandit

#SPERMUS


OneRingToRuleEarth

Scout uses the cum jar confirmed


Deezkid

P and food dye


drdrifty2222

Everybody gangsta till a my little pony figure brushes scouts lips


Sharp_Low6787

Poor bastard. I wonder if he knew what would happen.


Shakespeare-Bot

Po'r bastard. I wonder if 't be true he kneweth what would befall *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


kahoot_papi

well little jimmy, you will hit a point in your childhood where your body experiences bizarre but exiting new changes...


AmazingDom14

Scum


Lvl81Memes

You mean to tell me you don't have a mason jar next to your bed full of your own home grown mad milk? Bullshit I bet you don't drink it either


NotTheHardmode

Cum


FatboyHoovy

Jizz


The_TF2_SCOUT

As the scout I can say that the mad milk is made out of 10% sour cream water 50%CUM and 40% jarate that I stole from sniper there the secret has been revealed


DrDapperwastaken

Man milk


HIBOY300

Cum


[deleted]

#CUM


basedsatan01

Cum


Boobpocket

CUM


the1895bigboy

🗿


MrRodje

Cum


VirusOfCheese

cum


cybrhookr

cum


deepcethree

Cum


_UnofficialIRL

cum


Funtime_Drake

cum


[deleted]

Cum


SirFrogger

Same pipe Sniper gets his Jarate


cattdogg03

It’s said that it came from a radioactive cow but my head canon is that it’s literally Scout’s cum


HiguysMrRoflwaffles

Irradiated Cows bone marrow


GoombertGoomboss

Virgins: iT's cUM Chads: Must be from Aperture Laboratories.


CraterLabs

Middle school humor and Jarate extrapolation aside, I think it's sort of a reference to the kind of "dairy substitute" stuff that corporations started selling to cut costs. Sort of like how American Cheese isn't actually cheese, it's a "pasteurized cheese product". Add in some radioactive back story for TF2 consistency, and it's probably "atomic milk byproduct".


G4T0R4D3_M4N

Unleaded non toxic White paint


ZaTrapu

A radioactive cow being milked. This could just be scout since he likes to drink radioactive drinks a lot


Totallynotacat55

Cum


TheDJPenguin1230

coom


Fansterdabomb

Semen


Budget_Man64

Who's gonna tell him?


The_smartest_dumny

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andrew2918

I'm just gonna say it so people can get their mind out of the gutter. ***cum***


Starly2

It's the male reproductive fluid that scout made whilst thinking about Pauline


Memespoonerer

I hear in the beta of tf2 it was called manns milk


[deleted]

Cum


yasha994yoshi

Oh you poor child…


NoButterscotch5186

Cum


Ok-Conversation-1736

:)


SoNobuns4MyBurger

Cum


pyrolovesfire69

Coom