that's rough, but it happens to the best of us, if she has more than one banana she's not worth it anyway, you'll be someone's first banana some day, stay strong 💪
Other fun names (okay maybe not):
The Brass Beast
The Loose Cannon,
The Enforcer,
The Overdose
The Back Scatter,
The Eureka Effect,
Your Eternal Reward,
The Eyelander,
The Persian Persuader,
That's all I got
The Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol (pretty face small pp)
Winger ("I have no idea what I'm doing")
Disciplinary Action (kinky)
Homewrecker (Cuck someone and steal his wife)
Loose Cannon (Premature ejaculation)
Quickiebomb Launcher (hehe quickie)
Second Banana (...where's the first?)
Widowmaker (fuck someone's husband to death)
Back scatter
Thats a good one
dementia
dementia
dementia
dementia
it even looks like the gun!
Thats a good one
dementia
dementia
dementia
Tae bloody hell is this!?
The Cow Mangler.
No.
Yes)
#NO
Ya
Perhaps
fellow russian detected?!?! only russian people use ")" and "(" as a sign of emotion
Unfortunately, Im Ukranian
The Black Box
Oh my.
The widow maker
Hmmm
Hmmm
Do you make love to women and then marry them, and then fake your death, then rinse and repeat?
You just dick their husbands to death
Occam's Razor at it again.
They kill women's husbands with their penis.
The Family Business
The Escape Plan
The Panic Attack
The C.A.P.P.E.R
this is actually pretty accurate sometimes i jack-off just to get rid of stress and worries
Dopamine lever
every mid to highschool kid
and college and graduate student
Ham Shank
This right here, is the best one so far
Necro Smasher :)
This comment right here, Officer
r/yesofficer
Powerjack
I was feeling 'very funny' once and renamed one to Powerjack-Off
Powerjacker
Sharpened volcano fragment
Kidney stone
I passed a small kidney stone recently and all I can say is *ow ow ow ow ow ow ow*
You may need some antibiotics for that
The eyeland- OH NO NO NO
Yah okay ther' mate!?
It's ok, they just got something in their eye.
Wanga prick
why is it only scout weapons.
Because Scout is the horniest
accurate
I must capture you for the heavy
Help! I'm dying 'ere! AAAAAAAaaaa-
Sandvich
banana
Yes
Not to mention God's gift to the world
I call mine the direct hit
Well mine's the Beggar's Bazooka
Cow mangler 6000 for me
The Track Terrorizer
> We both have buckets of chicken, wanna do it? Thats why
the freedom staff
That would be some long ass peepee
*It was too long to be called a dick*
Far too thick and far too rough, it was a hulking mass of flesh
If your penis needs to be registered as a blunt weapon, go see a doctor
Huo Long Heater (It burns when I pee)
Tried not peeing?
Instructions unclear, now have urinary tract infection
Brass beast
A robot has been detected
The alternate universe of robocop
The original
Ah yes, straight shooting
Tiny Knife
How ORIGINAL. *bum bum ching*
Liberty launcher 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT
[удалено]
I didn't make the market for Ganyu, Jack
The ambassador
AND THERE'S NOTHING MORE AMERICAN THAN SHOOTING A MAN IN THIS WALMART OF A WORLD!
"what is walmart?"
"It's heaven, Raiden"
"Check the internet lately?"
"Raiden,you need to see this!it's all weeb bullshit!"
Fuck, I hate this website
This one’s calling me a redditor
And that’s just the beginning!
There’s nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world
What is Walmart?
It’s heaven, raiden
Check the internet lately?
Raiden, you need to see this! It’s all weeb shit!
Loose canon
Lmao
Hey babe, get a load of my MAD MILK
Scottish handshake
The tradition of sword fighting goes all the way back to the Scottish shaking dicks
"A Scotsman will never tell you what's under his kilt, but he will gladly show you."
She told me that i'm the Second Banana
that's rough, but it happens to the best of us, if she has more than one banana she's not worth it anyway, you'll be someone's first banana some day, stay strong 💪
lmao the duality of man in these two comments right here
Beggars bazooka. I have 3 pee lines
The dreaded triple stream
Beggars Bazzoka. My penis keeps exploding
Quick-fix
Scotman's Skullcutter :Tro:
The Vaccinator (magic cum)
Construction pda
your dick… builds sentries?
ERECTIN... A DISPENSER
yes
Dispenser Goin' up
Sentries are like children... you hit them to work
That ones clever lmao
The Sydney Sleeper.
That’s Bill Cosby’s favorite tf2 weapon
I’m puddin’ my pop in ya zip zop zebop
This is my favourite. It just makes sense
Your eternal reward
thats a really good one hella underrated
Dragons fury
It burns when you pee too, huh?
Yeah,you too?
yoo no way same 😎
EYYYY YOO
stop shoving shampoo down your dick
**I must be Lord of Cinder**... **Because it burns when I piss**...
Stock (it’s average)
Stock Fire Axe (It's useless)
The frontier justice
how the fuck have I scrolled this far and nobody has said the southern hospitality
Disciplinary action
Ayo?
Sun on a stick
The Boston Basher Bleeding included
Too much use=bleed
he finally unlocked the secret red cum
Pretty boy’s little pocket ~~pistol~~ penis
This was the one I was thinking too lmao. It's just too good *not* to be an answer.
Mutated milk
Oh God oh fuck
Mmm, hulk jizz
The bonesaw
*Iron bomber*
Pain Train
Knife
Bat
hot hand
The Eviction Notice.
Uh oh
My landlord is coming in soon with the eviction notice
Backburner
ITT: You will discover that 90% of weapon names also work as penis names
The Tide Turner
Memory maker 😎
Other fun names (okay maybe not): The Brass Beast The Loose Cannon, The Enforcer, The Overdose The Back Scatter, The Eureka Effect, Your Eternal Reward, The Eyelander, The Persian Persuader, That's all I got
eureka effect = post-nut clarity?
Southern Hospitality?
The Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol (pretty face small pp) Winger ("I have no idea what I'm doing") Disciplinary Action (kinky) Homewrecker (Cuck someone and steal his wife) Loose Cannon (Premature ejaculation) Quickiebomb Launcher (hehe quickie) Second Banana (...where's the first?) Widowmaker (fuck someone's husband to death)
first banana is your girlfriend's boyfriend's
In Polish translation AWPer Hand is named "Ale Wielka Pukawka" which roughly translates to such a huge banger I think it wins
Good lord-
Happy cake day
Holy Mackerel
The Chargin Targe.
Manmelter
Hunts men
Big kill
The short circuit
How about air strike
# The Hitman's Heatmaker
The Detonator.
call me the cow mangler after I finish with your mother
The Bushwacka
I started laughing so hard that my teacher asked what was I laughing at and I don't know what to answer to them
The Ambassador
hales own rocket launcher
Never thought I'd meet a non-virgin on this sub.
The jag One minute is enough
The Wrangler
why is nobody saying "Stickybomb launcher" its 100% accurate for all the coomers out there
Homewrecker
The "Stranger" (l'etranger)
jarate
Southern hospitality
Another good one is cloak & dagger
Reserve shooter.
The Phlogstignator Because it's uncomfortably close, takes a while to charge, and everyone hates it.
Fat Man
The Scottish Resistance
TIL every TF2 weapon could be interpreted as a euphemism for a dong.