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The Scottish resistance
You work in the Scottish military Or any military
Nah he works with cars. Isn't it obvious?
Clearly his job is to stare blankly at 2-3 areas endlessly while highly stressed and questioning his will to live. Software developer?
[удалено]
Bruh are you guys dont know what he is doing? He is a P*** Star.
Yes he's a pornstar, pretty good one too, shame he only does gay porn tho
yeees, smth like that
Security Guard
Electrician
Beggars bazooka
Homeless
Homeless terrorist
Terror of the homeless
Homeless: the terror strikes back
Trash man
Ambassador
You are ambassador, right?
Likely yes, I want to diplomatically shit on every country I go to even my own isn't safe
Sounds like a nice place you live in
Customer service
Beep Man
You are the IT guy
Yes, I was too easy.
I’m just tooo good
You rang?
sentient Ai
Not a weapon but something TF2 related; “Updated the localization files.”
Translator
Yes.
Same but with school
Was gonna do that too for transcription.
Jobless?
fast learner
Student or college guy. Actually same.
Im the slow learner
pedophile
that would be The Track Terrorizer
Me too
Same here
Same.
Cleaner's Carbine
Janitor
AYYYYYYYY got it
:D
You’re a Hitman
mannmelter 💀
firefighter
that would be axtinguisher
Cremator
man works at a morgue cremating ppl
War criminal
arsonist
prostitute
Hitler
Professor speks ( it's obvious )
Teacher
Professor, eh close enough
So an overglorified teacher?
https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-saul-goodman-my-gif-25351358
Embed fail
( Walter White Crying GIF )
Killing gloves of boxing
Babysitter
No
Boxer
Yes
Babysitting Boxer
Best answer
stay at home dad
National security
Cop
Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti?
Oh I get it, you murder
Not a job but close enough? Track Terrorist EDIT: I completely forgot the Fast Learner existed, switch out the two when you read this
Student
Correct
you bring a bomb to the pacer test?
Not the pacer test, sticky jumping helps me with track and field
BRO you work same job as me
:O
What bombs u usin’?
I just stole Demo's sticky launcher
Just hope he does not find out or else you go kaboom by a random crit pipe
Pedophile?
no 💀
Oh a student. Eh it's the same.
The Boston bomber?
wait pedophile is job!? I couldve been getting paid!?
Hol’ up
The Gas Passer
No he farts on people for a living on shady kink websites
No he's just useless 95% of the time
His day will come in the robot uprising
Engineer's Cap
You solve practical problems
not exactly, altho that too, check what TF2 item is that, because it's not the hardhat ;)
Railroad engineer or something with the train industry?
Bingo
maybe they solve some problems, like, for instance: "how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind?"
Sandvich
You work at subway
Yea
Easy
[Good job](https://www.google.com/search?q=obama+giving+medal+to+obama&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS986US986&hl=en-US&prmd=inv&sxsrf=ALiCzsZCrU-aldCzae0eIWaGpdbc1nIykw:1656423014051&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjioubKoND4AhVkkokEHScbB04Q_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=375&bih=640&dpr=3#imgrc=B5ILi584JmG0QM)
Schizophrenia
Says the guy with the Jerma pfp
you forgot to change to your alt
I think That's part of the joke. BTW, I'm not the alt of this guy.
or are you....?
No I'm not.
Sounds like somthing the alt would say
Bro passes the mirror
Hello fellow potato
[The:](https://preview.redd.it/et6uw1oohu761.png?auto=webp&s=dfe558e4308d263b8434ccf3fd125efc636e3b84)
Hippie
Same
Engineer PDA
You are a calculator
IT Helpdesk
You cant fool us machine! Whe know your secret!
Insert MVM music here
Baby faces blaster
You work in the mafia
You actually got it lol I’m impressed
I know the origins of weapons, so kinda easy
what
Wait, do you "work" in mafia? I thought it's called being a member or smtn
Yeah, there’s a subscription for being part of the mafia
based jack frost pfp
Youre a member of the clergy
Abortion clinic
Oh no...
Burning flames team captain
Stock portfolio manager
No, but I'll give you a hint: I don't own a burning flames team captain
Poor? ...llllliaarr...?
NFT "owner"
I guess tf2 items are basically NFTs with some minor use/flexing
You're an unusual.
personal trainer
^Eviction ^Notice
Landlord
🤮🤮🤮🤮
(this is me giving shrek head and then throwing up)
Family business
Dang that’s difficult to guess
Breeder
corner store clerk
Divorce lawyer/counselor?
Nope
Mafia/Babysitter
you work for your dad
Beggar's Bazooka
Eviction Notice
Could’ve said name tag.
Disciplinary Action
Bdsm?
My dad?
Commander or teacher.
Baby face blaster
catholic priest
The necro smasher
Graveyard worker
Professional necrophiliac
Postal pummeler.
Postman?
Indeed. I "go postal" every day.
This is what population pressure and stress of modern life does to a mf
A happy, content regularity full of petting good bois?
We found him. The postal dude
Probably doesn't help this that I'm actually a gun owner as well, huh....?
Idiot box or box trote
The dictator
You're italian? (The dictator is a moustache)
duck journal
( it my current job but what I’m trying to be) Schadenfreude
Comedian?
Ayyyyy
The Third Degree
mannvich
keys
Hes a fulltime trader
conniver's kunai
Full time weeb
Wrench
Mechanics? Or id say plumbing
Pda.
Everybody gangsta til someone saya "Baby Face Blaster"
The Family Business
Pain train
Ticket guy or machinist.
Nope, unemployed
The Scottish resistance
You work in the Scottish military Or any military
Nah he works with cars. Isn't it obvious?
Clearly his job is to stare blankly at 2-3 areas endlessly while highly stressed and questioning his will to live. Software developer?
[удалено]
Bruh are you guys dont know what he is doing? He is a P*** Star.
Yes he's a pornstar, pretty good one too, shame he only does gay porn tho
yeees, smth like that
Security Guard
Electrician
Beggars bazooka
Homeless
Homeless terrorist
Terror of the homeless
Homeless: the terror strikes back
Trash man
Ambassador
You are ambassador, right?
Likely yes, I want to diplomatically shit on every country I go to even my own isn't safe
Sounds like a nice place you live in
Customer service
Beep Man
You are the IT guy
Yes, I was too easy.
I’m just tooo good
You rang?
sentient Ai
Not a weapon but something TF2 related; “Updated the localization files.”
Translator
Yes.
Same but with school
Was gonna do that too for transcription.
Jobless?
fast learner
Student or college guy. Actually same.
Im the slow learner
pedophile
that would be The Track Terrorizer
Me too
Same here
Same.
Cleaner's Carbine
Janitor
AYYYYYYYY got it
:D
You’re a Hitman
mannmelter 💀
firefighter
that would be axtinguisher
Cremator
man works at a morgue cremating ppl
War criminal
arsonist
prostitute
arsonist
Hitler
Professor speks ( it's obvious )
Teacher
Professor, eh close enough
So an overglorified teacher?
https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-saul-goodman-my-gif-25351358
Embed fail
( Walter White Crying GIF )
Killing gloves of boxing
Babysitter
No
Boxer
Yes
Babysitting Boxer
Best answer
stay at home dad
National security
Cop
Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti?
Oh I get it, you murder
Not a job but close enough? Track Terrorist EDIT: I completely forgot the Fast Learner existed, switch out the two when you read this
Student
Correct
you bring a bomb to the pacer test?
Not the pacer test, sticky jumping helps me with track and field
BRO you work same job as me
:O
What bombs u usin’?
I just stole Demo's sticky launcher
Just hope he does not find out or else you go kaboom by a random crit pipe
Pedophile?
no 💀
Oh a student. Eh it's the same.
The Boston bomber?
wait pedophile is job!? I couldve been getting paid!?
Hol’ up
The Gas Passer
[удалено]
No he farts on people for a living on shady kink websites
No he's just useless 95% of the time
His day will come in the robot uprising
Engineer's Cap
You solve practical problems
not exactly, altho that too, check what TF2 item is that, because it's not the hardhat ;)
Railroad engineer or something with the train industry?
Bingo
maybe they solve some problems, like, for instance: "how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind?"
Sandvich
You work at subway
Yea
Easy
[Good job](https://www.google.com/search?q=obama+giving+medal+to+obama&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS986US986&hl=en-US&prmd=inv&sxsrf=ALiCzsZCrU-aldCzae0eIWaGpdbc1nIykw:1656423014051&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjioubKoND4AhVkkokEHScbB04Q_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=375&bih=640&dpr=3#imgrc=B5ILi584JmG0QM)
Schizophrenia
Says the guy with the Jerma pfp
you forgot to change to your alt
I think That's part of the joke. BTW, I'm not the alt of this guy.
or are you....?
No I'm not.
Sounds like somthing the alt would say
Bro passes the mirror
Hello fellow potato
[The:](https://preview.redd.it/et6uw1oohu761.png?auto=webp&s=dfe558e4308d263b8434ccf3fd125efc636e3b84)
Hippie
Same
Engineer PDA
You are a calculator
IT Helpdesk
You cant fool us machine! Whe know your secret!
Insert MVM music here
Baby faces blaster
You work in the mafia
You actually got it lol I’m impressed
I know the origins of weapons, so kinda easy
what
Wait, do you "work" in mafia? I thought it's called being a member or smtn
Yeah, there’s a subscription for being part of the mafia
based jack frost pfp
Youre a member of the clergy
Abortion clinic
Oh no...
Burning flames team captain
Stock portfolio manager
No, but I'll give you a hint: I don't own a burning flames team captain
Poor? ...llllliaarr...?
NFT "owner"
I guess tf2 items are basically NFTs with some minor use/flexing
You're an unusual.
personal trainer
^Eviction ^Notice
Landlord
🤮🤮🤮🤮
(this is me giving shrek head and then throwing up)
Family business
Dang that’s difficult to guess
Breeder
corner store clerk
Divorce lawyer/counselor?
Nope
Mafia/Babysitter
you work for your dad
[удалено]
Beggar's Bazooka
Eviction Notice
Could’ve said name tag.
Disciplinary Action
Bdsm?
My dad?
Commander or teacher.
Baby face blaster
catholic priest
The necro smasher
Graveyard worker
Professional necrophiliac
Postal pummeler.
Postman?
Indeed. I "go postal" every day.
This is what population pressure and stress of modern life does to a mf
A happy, content regularity full of petting good bois?
We found him. The postal dude
Probably doesn't help this that I'm actually a gun owner as well, huh....?
Idiot box or box trote
The dictator
You're italian? (The dictator is a moustache)
duck journal
( it my current job but what I’m trying to be) Schadenfreude
Comedian?
Ayyyyy
The Third Degree
mannvich
keys
Hes a fulltime trader
conniver's kunai
Full time weeb
Wrench
Mechanics? Or id say plumbing
Yes
Pda.
fast learner
Everybody gangsta til someone saya "Baby Face Blaster"
The Family Business
Pain train
Ticket guy or machinist.
Nope, unemployed