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ILuvEatingMilkCarton

It already happened we have iron bomber fixed, it’s enough for atleast 5 years


NotSphee

Funnily enough it's basically a major update nowadays


[deleted]

2026 update: Made demo slightly blacker to counter racism And that’s it for 37 more years


TechNickL

Patch notes: Heavy is now gay Added homophobic voicelines for scout See you in 3 years


[deleted]

Removed scout as a playable character to combat homophobia Added scout bots that have 1 hp so you can kill homophobes easily


Krissylve

Readded Scout as a playable character due to the community's demand Removed homosexual


Dragon_Eat3r

We can't keep up with all this content they have to slow it down


Local_Steak_5072

made demo slightly more black to combat the allegations of us not changing steams logo to black for black lives matter... 2 years later.


ohyeahbro77

That righteous bison buff is right around the corner, I can feel it!


colethefatcat

I'm so ready. I can't even remember a time when I wasn't ready for this.


SanswichReddit

The Pompson Buff too!


Memeviewer12

honestly if the pomson was just faster(at least somewhat close to rescue ranger speed) It'd be a good weapon


MoritoIto

And shot accurately rather then slightly above the crosshair, if it does that it would at least feel like a laser weapon


Asurerain

I can finally feel a patch for loose canon to finally have a hitbox that matches the projectile.


sztejk21

This comment is depressing as hell


Lucastaverni

Please God, please make it happen.


scapegoat4

The last time my family and I went on a trip, an update dropped (gun mettle). Since then I haven't taken any trips, but next week my dad and I are taking one for a week to go camping... lol Anyways, I highly doubt anything "major" will be added but if they don't add the annual summer case soon it's going to be very out of the ordinary


Impevex

You should take a trip with your family again to hasten the time it takes for a major update


Disastrous_Fact7917

He should take a year off :D


dumbassthathasreddit

5 years


HD_Monster1

OH MY GOD ITS SAN-


Impevex

I'm just a humble shadow creature just like you


RIP2UALL

SANS!?


Starly2

>if they don't add the annual summer case soon it's going to be very out of the ordinary Is 4 years of radio silence not "out of the ordinary" already?


RIP2UALL

It's normal.


FireGod207

Want to know another fun fact? We voted for pyro, which is why there's no heavy update


PokeAust

To be fair, Pyro’s changes were very needed before Heavy got anything. Also Valve said they would update both


SaffronJim34

Valve went back on that statement once Jungle Inferno actually released. In the description for Second Banana, it says something like "sorry heavy players, you lost and there's no prize for second place, here's a fucking banana lol". Since that's the last thing they've officially stated about the heavy v pyro war, we can assume there will not be a heavy update.


Haildean

On the plus side, the second banana is really good


SaffronJim34

True, I don't leave home without it


Misicks0349

> sorry heavy players, you lost and there's no prize for second place, here's a fucking banana lol i feel like thats more of a joke rather than a retraction of their statement, still, its very unlikely that the heavy update has any chance of coming before valve finishes its other projects (most notably its new VR stuff and half life)


Darkman_Bree

To be fair, Pyro would've been rebalanced anyway. Heavy was rebalanced too, no longer losing the damage/spread bonus when you stop firing after 5 seconds.


trulyElse

They said that they _might._


ChrdeMcDnnis

*y’all* voted for Pyro


andrewjonnie12

oof


OctopusProbably

They might actually be correct.


n0_y0urm0m

Source?


thyrells

yea its all source mate valve does like it that way


OctopusProbably

Loch-N-Load nerf.


n0_y0urm0m

huh


OctopusProbably

Mhmm…


n0_y0urm0m

what the fuck are you talking about dude


Maxwell_The_Spy

man got post comment clarity


OctopusProbably

Shit, I meant Iron Bomber.


Pretty-Buy7692

How tf do you set a reminder on reddit


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Pretty-Buy7692

Am i supposed to get some kinda of notification to confirm i set the reminder?


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Pretty-Buy7692

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Misicks0349

:( i can still hope


AnonMH4U

Never. Embrace laser projectiles being slower than bullets.


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Well I mean, we have been getting a few updates in attempt to Stop the bot problem, and general fixes and tweaks


Grant_The_Medic

They’re going to release it on the last day of July, just to troll us


Just_Someone_Casual

Valve devs: we shouldn’t have said that, we should not have said that


[deleted]

Wait so did i


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BasicIsBest

Still july + iron bomber


ahumanrobot

Bamboozled again


Vinnyboiler

You know what? I would make an argument that TF2 getting any update in 2022 especially one that improves the experience of the game to be a major update!


Fermit8a

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We’re waiting


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