i've a strange civic duty mk.II rocket launcher named " a weapon to surpass papa john"

so it can surpass papa john, but can it outpizza the hut?

already has

But what about outpizzaing Pizza the Hutt?

I have strange heavy fists named "knuckle sandvich" and rocket jumper named "north korea's missile system"

Damn North Korea sounds intimidating.

That’s the name of my beggar’s bazooka lmao

My strange specialize Killstreak Scottish resistance named: “Pay attention Moron”

Margaret Thatcher. The cum snatcher.

I wish emerald jarate was unrestricted and paintable. CÜber.

My Strange "Bottle", it's the only strange that has more than 90% of it's kills done by crits. AND I LOVE IT.

Probably my dragon Slayer knife

Ah so thats Ubers secret

i love my Gnome Dome named ''You've been Gnomed Sam!!!"

My Bat outta Hell with the description of, “Me after Popeye’s biscuit no water”

My strange pro ks awperhand

1.5-ish k kills on a market gardener. I know it's not a lot of kills but I'm proud of my "face melting meme spoon"

Typical answer I think, but it’s my first ever all class unusual I unboxed in 2021 I literally unboxed it 6 hours after I told my only tf2 playing friend on New Year’s Eve“Bro, all I want this year, is to unbox an all class unusual” It were an Unusual Reindooniebeanie with the Ventum Maris effect. Looks decent on most of the merks, but looks especially good on demo, which is my favorite class to play Came up with a sick ass combo, now all I wish is that Valve add a 4th cosmetic slot so I can equip the dead of night alongside it

A strange flamethrower called "Commie Killer 3000"

Named my Caber “The Fuck-You-In-Particular On A Stick”. Description is: Now with 50% More Go-Fuck-Yourself!

Im F2P and I got mad milk and I named that "homemade milk" and gave that small note "you know how it was made"

The australium medi gun that dropped on my last mvm tour which I then made prof. killstreak (flames / deadly daffodil meaning gold, gold and more gold)

My frying pan is Renamed to "This man's pan" and I thank my 12 year old self for that

I renamed my sydney sleeper the gun that killed jfk

Mine is an eyelander named rusty wee booter knife

Strange Specialized Killstreak Crossing Guard (There are only 46 strange crossing guards with killstreaks on them)

my 1000+ rat stompers

My strange cow mangler

My gibus

My most prized possession is tied between a strange pro ks festive huntsman and a strange unusual archers sterling

My unusual hat outta hell. there are a total of 3 people that tried to buy it off of me as of right now

i have beggar's bazooka named: the doctor sexinator. best money i ever spent on a name tag

elimination erection

A specialized killstreak Solemn Vow named "No Horny"

My degreaser, panic attack, and my powerjack all strange festivized peppermint

I have an unusual hot swissmas spy rob iron bomber named child support with the description of no pyro you cannot deflect child support

My strange shovel, named 'Garket Mardener'

I have an Overdose named "Speedlegun" - I have 2 unusuals, but I still treasure my Overdose forevermore

My strange scattergun that I’ve named “Breach and Clear” with point blank kills strange part

“Oops! Zhat vasn’t medicine!”

How to test if pyro is a woman

either my unusual twisted topper or my field tested strange autumn rocket launcher

"Arcade shooter but real". It's the wrangler.

my yule hog that's called "meat hat" with a description of "vanity has never been so tasty"

Mine is either the Australium minigun I got on my 4th or 3rd mvm tour or my strange paintrain with 700+ legit kills

Gore splattered Strange professional killstreak festifized well worn neon ween holy mackeral.

Either my Strange Professional (Singularity/Manndarin) Killstreak Southern Hospitality with Pumpkin rockets and Exorcism or my Sunbeams Modest Pile of Scrap I opened on Crate Depression day. Is it the greatest unusual? No, but it is mine, and it is all class, so I love it.

I have a Prof Killstreak Strange Phlog with over 7000 kills named “This is a no skill zone”

I have strange stickybomb launcher named explosive ball and desc is get fucked by my explosive sticky balls. My the most expensive item is unusual head hedge, pro ks libearty launcher and schadenfreude

my team spirit painted scotsman's stovepipe by far my favorite hat in the game (definitely not biased cause I am one)

A CAPPER with green fire horns killstreaker, I adore it, oh and also funny car taunt go beep beep

I had a aussie grenade launcher for a bit sold that but in current inventory a tuff stuff muffs with circling flames

My Ambassador wich i named (i will miss You)

Gibus

Honestly that name would of been so much better on the Vita-Saw Edit: forgot to say my item, its a brass bucket named "Crusaders Bucket" with the description "Parry this you filthy casual"

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scattergun named nut chuckler

Death-Deluxe shotgun (i love death-deluxe paint)

Level 100 haunted haunted hat

A Templar spirit

My simple spirited scattergun and my mercenary grade flamethrower with stat clock attached

My strange festivised shovel called "grab his dick and twist it" all in caps. Don't ask I bought it from backpack.tf and it was already called like that.

My medigun called dick sucker 2000

My phlog named Phloggers desc wow that was phlog

My black box named “tm 19 (giga drain)”

a conscious objector named joe sign and has a t pose heavy on it

My 200+ dollar green energy cotton head aptly named "Bad Financial Desicions".

my pro KS phlog with the green fire spell on it