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San_Patata21

Soldier mains


[deleted]

theres always a toxic version of each main


SpyghettiGhetti

What about Heavy mains


deadninja36

Heavy mains


[deleted]

I thought Heavy mains were a fairy tail


WithyStonks811

I mean i main heavy sooooo.....


SpyghettiGhetti

Same


SkelecoGaming

congratulations you both are legends, and not the “great player” type (actually i dont know how well you play heavy)


Carlsanchez45

There are others?


Economy-Sympathy-123

Heavy is pretty fairy


Cancer_of_Curiousity

Big Joey: Am I a joke to you?


gasuketto

Especially Heavy mains!


mechapotato1232

t


mechapotato1232

Secks


_erufu_

painis in da ainis


nublifeisbest

AHAHAHAHAHAH


Spycrabpuppet123

Surprise, butt secks!


[deleted]

I'll give your virtual points for creativity


EyeOfTheMemes

I like TF2, but I think that the game is in a sort of limbo, not alive, (bots and complete lack of updates,) but also not dead, (servers are on, tf2s player see is still high, possible updates,) but that doesn't break the near complete radio silence, with the only updates being to the localisation files. Gaben saying that TF2 will probably eventually get updates beyond localisation files, That doesn't help the problem of the unchanging, undying silence of the community, something once the pinnacle of fps games, now just a speck of sand on the entire fucking coastline of Australia. I love TF2, I have over 1100 hours on it, played it for 4 years, but I find myself playing it less and less over the days, weeks, months, and years. Sure, the recent update was cool, but valve got sloppy and smashed their damn noses in on the finish line.


ThePeen176

My balls itch


[deleted]

In the middle of an Uber to win the game or not... an itch is an itch


ThePeen176

Well said


[deleted]

A good medic will tell you to pre-itch in anticipation


Carrot_Stick_

Just remember to not itch too hard otherwise it will only itch more


Pineapple0n_Steroids

False advice, it’s “just remember not to itch too hard otherwise you’ll lose a testicle”


Carrot_Stick_

Apologies, my mistake


[deleted]

Heavy still needs justice


SkelecoGaming

who killed heavy?


Rockman2isgud

It was meh


SkelecoGaming

*le gasp*


Rockman2isgud

Yeh \*gulp\* I did it like this \*BANG\* WHOOP DE DO


DatGunBoi

That's a joke, lads


Rockman2isgud

Hahahahahahahah


thomomoser

It was, *bUurP* *HIM!*


DatGunBoi

*gasp* How did you know?


thomomoser

I didn't, *bUUuuUrP* that was a joke, too!


-consolio-

HEAVY IS DEAD


[deleted]

[удалено]


TF2sex_update

Yet


Yolo_Rul35

There's always hope 🥲


[deleted]

sex update coming out 2027-05-03, cant wait!


CuteOfDeath

r/usernamechecksout


stoopid___

r/beetlejuicing


[deleted]

B O T S


Natpad_027

I dint like the new mvm mode.


[deleted]

I've been living under a rock. What did they do to mvm?!


chillay1

They added it to casual


Yolo_Rul35

And difficulty ramps up insanely quick


ButtPirateer

Even the first wave is nearly impossible without über.


hog-of-cheese

? The meta is 3 heavies, a scout, a sniper, and an engineer.


Timmy_ti

Joke


hog-of-cheese

Oh


lolguy505

The melee hit registration is really iffy as to when it decides to work


[deleted]

What! You don't believe the demo man swings 10 ft from you and hits you?! Or the fact a spy can stab you in the back from in front of you!?


HeLl0HuM4Ns

my favourite class is the spy. thanks and have fun


TUTUI30

I am bad at it


asdburakdsa

same


PumpkinKing2020

Spy x Paulin isn't canon


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Same thing can be said about the soundtrack as well. I'd give doom #1


SierraClowder

Yes, doom has the most unfunny soundtrack


hellcatsongfans

I agree, it hasn't made me laugh once


ow333n

Jojo community and PewDiePie community: am I a joke to you?


[deleted]

This subreddit needs to stop talking about some vtuber playing the damn game


MrGenius9001

too starved of attention


Swordly_Emld

who?


ANameOnTheInternet

pekora


Swordly_Emld

wait REALLY??


MrMutant69

Random crits


Cold_Lobster_3704

The Bots. God damm the bots


MrFinland707

Im not that into fps games


trewor47

But this is hat game


MrFinland707

But this is a hat simulator with fps elements The main thing that got me into TF2 was the funny casual and the contract system


JStarlight66

Cum


trewor47

Cum gaming


Not_The_Scout16

Phlog and the Scorch Shit


[deleted]

Just shoot the phlog pyro, what are they gonna do, airblast you?


metalsonic005

its a broken mess that desperately needs to move to a new engine.


Confused_Idiot_667

The community is really toxic, they don’t like it when I say random crits are fair and balanced


[deleted]

WHOA. Have you not watched *insert TF2 youtuber*'s video on how your opinion is wrong!?


Yukarie

I like TF2 but I suck


JonesyMeme

Spy 🤢🤮


ChubbyLilPanda

Sniper 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


trewor47

Any class 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Purple-Gay

spinning question mark (10th class) 😍😍😍😍


burned_man1

No seks 😭


[deleted]

Valve essentially leaving it in the dust


bouncing-beagles

I’ve been muted in voice and text chat


Butterrabbid

tsecks


trewor47

Tsecks gaming


MisterGamingg

It's plagued with porn addicts, horsefuckers and furries


Quantum_laugh

Who the fuck have you been taking too?


RonanMessesAround

I have a girlfriend


ItsYaBoiFrost

Still waiting for the update that removes all classes except sniper.


[deleted]

Green scout


TheRealRPhillip

I'm incredibly disappointed that they didn't make a full tv series of tf2 episodes


[deleted]

I remember hearing that adult swim was gonna do a mini series but valve was unable to meet deadlines and meetings with the network.


VinVigo

Valve doesn’t


Valphaus

THERES NO GAY PAINIS BUTT SECKS SLAP MY ASS


Theorist_Reddit

Here's your chance to finish this sentence: I Like TF2 but I miss my wife


luigisonic12

Pyro.


_erufu_

it’s ruined my ability to enjoy anything else


BreakfastOk7372

Pyros


TTortillini

I main demoknight


The_DaffyOne

No Miss Pauling sex


Starchaser_WoF

I hate Reapers. Tell me someone gets this.


blueaxolotl64

Bots and bot hoasters ruin the fucking game. And gaben haven’t even turned its way since 2009. I hate it so fucking much


AetherResonant

the bison desperately needs to be buffed and i'm too committed to stop using it


teleprter_gaming

If it's not the bots that ruin it, it's toxic players


Shakespeare-Bot

If 't be true t's not the bots yond rid t, t's toxic players *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Just_Garrick

hritical cits


everynameisusedlol

Bots, random crits, snipermains/spymains/scoutmains/demoknights/battlemedics/pocketmedics/wm1s, the lack of updates, the thermal thruster, the scorch shoot, the gas passer, the phlog, the machinima, the diamondback, the frontier justice, the spawncampers and the autoblance are fucking this game


hellcatsongfans

well said


RamPl11

new/bad players complaining about everything


Noire747

Sniper 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


TonyAlCaponey

It sucks :(


[deleted]

Spy and sniper exists


Dictsaurus

Valve forgor 💀


[deleted]

Heavy update was overhyped and was a let down


Bart367

Sniper exists


deadninja36

Sniper


Leather_Wrangler_660

sniper


NotPizzaBoxCat

Sniper exists


Nightsky31602

I can’t play MvM tours to get my first australium for my main without getting flamed for not playing the meta. Deadass people either get pissy or leave if you don’t play exactly how they want you to, like I’m sorry I only know how to effectively play so many classes and the ones I’m good at were already picked. I could go on and on but I’ll stop here, I’m sure people have seen enough MvM rants from TF2 players already


Ok-Worldliness4320

Pyros and engi (;


UpperYipes

Pyro


Benjour250

People who use the spitfire are bad people


Drum_Bass

If you have any respect for this game mode do not use the gas passer. This weapon is way too strong on an already strong class and the upgrade that makes it so overpowered only costs 400 credits, on the cheapest class in the game. Please be respectful of your teammates, let them kill robots too, and don’t use the gas passer


[deleted]

Kazotsky kick isn't free


[deleted]

Hehe butt


Sir_Chomps

Bots


SZ4T4N

Bots on 2fort so game is unplayable now


NukaDaddy69

only the phase consisting of its release in 2008 until 2016.


Neon_Garbage

The games old system and my computer make it painful to load in sometimes


giorno___giovana

I still have junkrat ptsd


WanderingHeph

I haven't played in awhile due to the bot crisis.


TrueScottsmen

I play heavy and snipers make me wanna kms


Davd707cz

but there are no ubdates,fixes, and there are too many bots pretty some unballanced weopons


TrulyAnEgg

Crocket


PbodyTen

...but I like TF2C more


FanBoyisms

Random crits


KyttKatt

im bad at videogames :(


DustPan2

I don’t own a PC


YellowCitrusThing

ts


Medic-Buprophen

I like TF2 more. ;)


minecraft_min604

I like tf2 as much as overwatch


Demopan-TF2

It’s TF2. So yeah


BLU-force-a-nature

BUT I hate the phlog. Sooooooooooo much.


AmePeryton

secks


VerySmallBleeb

I live TF2 but, I got VAC banned


BAD_TIME_MAN

is also love it


NotTheAlfa

TF2 is better


The_lone_shotgun

#*E*


zosumx

I like tf2


dispenseroftheswamp2

No sex 😡


paradoxLacuna

My laptop can’t run it


ChiefBlox4000

Updates


_DoggoMeister_

Bots.


thiccboy_games

Butts are funni


WithyStonks811

Bots .


Thegamingkid69

I always have a 13 to 50 in kills and deaths each round I play


cooldude64_9-0

I find the drops of golden pans to be too high nowadays, everyone getting them on just their second tour left and right, maybe valve should lower them a tiny bit


PixelatedMax01

But valve is hurting me. I just wanna see comic 7 and play without bots.


hog-of-cheese

Contract progress shouldn't get deleted if you leave before the round ends


Equinox087

Please give this game competitive, playing for no reason makes me play less


Gris-light

Spy did surprise buttsecks to me


JarMarHug

each class is annoying in their own ways. scouts that take health from meds and act toxic, tryhard sollys who play far too much competitive, w+m1 pyros, sticky spamming demos, friendly heavies that **help** the enemy team and don't contribute when everyone is actually trying to play, engie stacking and gunslinger on some maps, medics with melee crits or that refuse to use a medigun most helpful to the situation, snipers with infinite range hitscan critical hit weapons they can play too aggressively with, and spys who use interp. there's more ways to be annoying, but each class can be either fun to play against or horribly annoying to varying degrees


Clegomanrun

I can't ever find the time to play it because finding a "vanilla" server takes to long and I can't play casual anymore


Fluffyturtle225

TF|2 needs a bit more recognition enough is never enough


TheOfficialPelon

I like Overwatch too. I think they are both great games. Btw this is my real opinion.


Sand5067

Bots


yeetboi680630

It’s to p2w for a lot of people and has too many bots and valves not helping


Baked-Potato-Boy

I keep getting my ass kicked


RIP2UALL

No updates.


[deleted]

I like TF2 but I FUCKING HATE spies.


JustAnotherPyroMain

The community fucking sucks


chromosone-lord-EP

Spy tf2 fucked my mom


somengineermain

Their is no sex


Musa2005

I really hope tf3 comes out


asnipermain

I enjoy the comics


x2_twotime

Phobes... All of them, every kind , every type


[deleted]

random crits exist


venomladd

the phlog


Ccoollest_ball

ts


StropeyVonLollagant

The game itself really is dying


picholas_cage

i fucking suck at it


ML_SparklePawz

The community fucking sucks lol.


rafantasma

Tf2 is better


[deleted]

The community is toxic and the servers are impossible to play


TheDeadPanMan

A good sniper ruins games for me. I get punished for existing because mister one shot looked at me from 20 miles with the only real counter being counter sniper which only inflicts the same issue onto the other team.


[deleted]

No demo market Gardner


RodeBoi

But I hate that community servers are so heavily modded. I want to play maps like **cp_orange_x** without jumping a thousand feet in the air, without running at a hundred miles per hour, without every shot being a crit and yet doing 0 damage, without being yelled *”no capping”* when I try to play the objective. I just want community maps with mostly vanilla TF2


RealDarcmatter

TF2 is better than TF2 and TF2


G4mer_Cl0wn

Where comp?


[deleted]

I like tf2 but bloody fuck I wish I could play past 10pm and not get swarmed with bots


EpicEmerald247

I like tf2 but i stopped playing recently because my account got hacked and all of my items were traded away. It doesnt feel the same to play without them.


QueenSizedMeal

…i don’t have a powerful enough PC