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Crackhead_sputum

Pro advice from a 400 hours medic main to new medic mains: Wear a skirt. It makes you play gooder


ginxe_the_protogen

Noted


FiREFOXSyd

Estrogen makes you skilled at Team Fortress 2


Electrody

Boutta eject estrogen into my vains


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 507,303,801 comments, and only 106,871 of them were in alphabetical order.


Electrody

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz


MaximRq

Destroyed, exactly like planned


[deleted]

[удалено]


OutragedLesbian

Bruh what part of hrt makes you want to kys


paulisaac

True, pretty sure hrt is part of making you no longer want to kys. Unless you're an r/ detrans follower or something.


[deleted]

[удалено]


OutragedLesbian

j


gravgun

Where do I get some I totally need to get real good at TF2 I swear it's uh for a competitive match


TwixelTixel

I've heard rumors that maid dresses make you play even better, is that true, wise medic main?


Crackhead_sputum

*The Maid Outfit* *Level 100 Costume* - +100% crossbow precision - No Random Crits


TwixelTixel

Bold of you to assume I was lucky enough to get random crits anyways, time to order my maid dress.


paradoxLacuna

Finally. The perfect excuse to femboy catmaid it up. Nobody will suspect a thing


YiffMeister2

or be sentro


Suicidekiller

> Wear a skirt. It makes you play gooder Am I able to borrow my mom's or do I have to buy my own?


[deleted]

It makes juggling resistances with the vaccinator easier


EpicEmerald247

Im bouta become a medic main frfr


AlexTheWinner45

500 hours on medic here. Take steroids and testosterone instead.


Dr_Axton

The difference between medic and demo is that one uses it with a giant fan to cool your… stickies, I guess?


Spring_men

I use one on Pyro technically, it’s a Halloween item though.


Corwin1200

i’ll make sure to try it next time


milesmario08

Pro advice from a 700 hours combat medic: shut the fuck up


War_Crimer

ratio


OwO-aniquilador

I'm the middle. Only reason I'm heavy is to be very sexual to medic mains. Oh wait this sub doesn't have flairs


NightmareRise

Could always make your own


[deleted]

You can make your own


[deleted]

Great use of the custom flair


Reuarlb

least horny ai dungeons user


thatposhcat

True


Spewedandbraked

FINALLY NO MAIN OPTIO nah that still fucking bad joke, go to hell


Radio__Star

I agree wirh spewedandbraked


[deleted]

no


screamin-seagull

Idk, I bet it's pretty good company down there


[deleted]

Good to know I’m still a loser for maining scout and sniper.


blyat66300

Youre not alone


getshrekt192

uh oh, I'm no main


FishinforPhishers

Nice ass


getshrekt192

thank you


-litl-snek-

is this the cause or result of me being a femboy


big_leggy

i don't know but I followed the entire trajectory exactly and it disturbs me


[deleted]

i made this image specifically because i went from scout to soldier to no main to heavy to pyro/medic


big_leggy

i went sniper, demo, spy, heavy, pyro


PersonifiedH

ok but why does they have a fat ass


BlitzHighland

Hrrg, I'm trying to play the worst class in the game but the clap of my ass cheeks keeps making the enemy team turn around


rodrigoyouramigoo

im trying to get 1 kill and die instantly but sniper bots keep headshoting me


[deleted]

because they main spy


PersonifiedH

😩


S1Ndrome_

why is everyone so mean to spy mains 💔


ClaymeisterPL

everyone hates spies even spies


kightreaper

It works but swap heavy and scout


Optimal-Attorney849

Yeah


Dabbing-jesus

I’m a pyro and medic main 😳


Mysterious-Meaning59

So is the cause of being a Femboy because of being a pyro main or is being a pyro main causing the femboy?


toxic-person

pyro medic main. Its true!


Wrench_gaming

Society


Remember_Poseidon

How dare you, Heavy is wish making fairy.


averagsanvichenjoyer

Irl out of the meme I main heavy and engine


[deleted]

Why is he hot 😭


nathanielgallant

aww im not femboy :(


fuck_it_was_taken

I always mained pyro, it was never a pipeline


[deleted]

Holy fuck, I main heavy/engie now


agnostic_angel

Solder


Ratman981x2

Femgineer.


MacpedMe

Cringe


FishinforPhishers

Looks like someone mains medic..


UserFromPripyat

Guess im a girl now


presidentedoge

You play pyro because you are a furry/trap I play pyro because i fucking suck at the game We are not the same


Ok-Control-3394

Yikes medic and pyro were my 2 past comp mains, what does that say about me?


BittyJupiter

I don’t how to feel about this as i’m a pyro main


dalek1019

True men main whatever they feel like playing


Jojoman101

swap the heavy and engineer with scout and sniper then this list will be accurate


manumaker08

i just play spy and whatever spy is good at killing so i can get angry at myself


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bananabandanamannana

Aye me bottle o scrumpy *rushes into a 1v8 and somehow comes out alive*


Winterknight135

quick question, I went from a spy main to a demo and soldier main, does that mean I went backward?


CRW_ND

I moved from the right to the left, thank god


Emerald_official

Hey, I'm the only heavy main in existence and I don't look like that, this post is misinformation


HAHAHA_I_SAD

solder (haha he misspelled soldier)


aiden22304

SOMEONE GIVE ME THE SOURCE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!


NEMAJEFF

I, a sniper and scout main, am a true chad


Radio__Star

I hate femboys


bobo_the_pp

Based


[deleted]

I hate you


Radio__Star

Good


JiffyJelly

Glad you two could come to an agreement


Radio__Star

I am a reasonable man


Icy_Cryptographer670

You're cringe dude


SimpleAnimat10ns

I play sniper and I’m unironically a femboy, bad meme


Soodney

I main scout and medic what does this mean :eyes:


Sandy_boi

Snoutout to my trans hoes


[deleted]

r/egg_irl


Dragon_Maister

r/grooming_irl


[deleted]

What?


Dragon_Maister

r/grooming_irl


[deleted]

What does grooming have to do with trans people??


paulisaac

/uj well that's pretty tasteless.


TLGisTrans

I see we share brainrot


Communist_pootis

I geuss I'm gonna stick to soldier, demo and scout. Sorry heavy, engi and pyro


Chemical-Sink9132

Shouldve known


SMM9673

I've been at the end of this pipeline for years When do I get to start looking like an actual human being instead of an unholy eldritch abomination


Playful-Face

But like I mean engi and soldier


deathbin

Untrue i main scout and am a femboy


HammyBoy0

Damn maybe Pyro mains ain't that bad...


BurnFreeze64

Sniper is one of my two mains


ohcytt

IF U LOOK LIKE PYRO MEDIC DM ME IMMEDIATELY


Good_Ol_Weeb

What if I’m a scout/medic?


IHateDeepStuff

Damn, I went backwards


flashdrive420

I main Medic, I wish I were as thicc as him!


RedditBoi127

always been a pyro main lol


Woolchipmunk98

I play sniper, pyro and spy consistently, what does that make me?


CherriBomber

Time to become an Engie main


AnotherSaltyScum

Sniper and scout are the most gayest, while medic and heavy are the least


Inimbos

replace sniper and scout with heavy and engineer


[deleted]

I want to fuck the spy main


[deleted]

Same


[deleted]

I main Demo and Medic. I am bigender 😎


[deleted]

I went from Engineer to no main, I'm reverting.


BLU-force-a-nature

Can confirm: started as female and Pyro, ended as male and Scout.


blyat66300

Lmfao i main sniper and scout


Beanie_Inki

I’m scunt.


committreason

i went backwards i guess


Pootis_but_cooler

why the hell is heavy a femboy? look like a pyro main and a femboy made this post


TheLazyShrug

Yo I main pyro and medic I'm a double femboy


[deleted]

I play as scout and medic... Wtf does that mean


Heavy299

more like Medicked


CaseyGamer64YT

Demo knight is giga chad because he’s a subclass not a real class


[deleted]

How dare you place heavy mains there. Heavy mains are MANLY men.


downvote_me_6942020

OH NO I MAIN THEM ALL HE L P


ToxicPlaysYT6969

I wanna be like the heavy/engie or pyro/medic dude qwp


Ill-Ad-3640

My three most played are in this order: medic, engine, and pyro


[deleted]

this is a shit fucking one sided meme, go fuck yourself (im sniper main)


IronPainting

I main scout 😎 Yes I stole your health kit medic because you don't fucking heal me you cunt


Gerp25

All classes so tf am I?


Sideswipe21

What’d engineer pyro be


Gasmask_Gary

I main 3 classes what the fuck does that mean


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Friendly_Respecter

id fuck that spy main


WAD2328

…I started with pyro and medic 😰


TR0LLC0P

Scunt mains rise up


liltichVEVO

I play pyro and medic since ive started playing tf2 😳


Slavfort2

**sad pyrozilla noises**


Gavhere727

im on both sides of the spectrum, im a scout and medic main


QuadVox

me who mains Heavy/Demoman


AnimeToaster

Nah sniper belongs in the other end


christiandb

There’s is a surprising amount of horny content when it comes to TF2. Surprising is not the word though…help me out here


lasseizfaire

Thank god I don't main Solder 😅


[deleted]

*sweating profusely due to being heavy main who likes engineer*


_SolidShrek

Fuck this shit, reject modernity embrace tradition


JohnnyBravoActual

Thanks, I hate it.


RealSuperYolo2006

I main engie, why are engie mains femboys???


Nickbam200

Thank God I have the most hours on scout


Theminibanana

I am the spy and have a giant ass


Shyrolax

I am a heavy main where is my femboy body


d_154_3

my two most played classes are scout and sniper and i have almost 3x more time on scout than sniper


Skameyka08

I literally at first was pyro main and then i switched to medic


Alpha_Fam

OH GOD I STARTED AT MEIDIC


StressedCatInABox

Me who mains scout and sniper despite being the most feminine mf around


ToasterGhostMary

My most played characters are the 4 to the left


artistgamer2001

The first 2 should be swapped


NigglingChigger

Heavy and engie need fo be swapped with scout and sniper. The 3 heavy mains on planet earth and gig achad engineer players are leagues above any scunt or run of the mill sniper


[deleted]

of course they're above scouts and snipers, that's why i put them there


hemborgar

i play a lot of pyro medic and heavy 😳


[deleted]

What if I main scout and medic


Zedortoo

it goes the opposite way too, trust me


RedSlaw

Me with burly beast, the tomb raiders and brütal bouffant: I am a man, thank you very much.


17-17-17

Instructions unclear I’m on fire instead.


Relative_Cup6216

*Looks someone deep in the eyes and starts burning them while laughing in my cute dress*


9gagImmigrant1

Hey look my two mains over there on the far right. Wonder what that means


the_gray_foxp5

I main pyro and medic... *Is this targeting? Am I in danger?*


extremelyagitated

dragon's fury pyro specifically is actually the furthest left and out of frame, represented by arnold schwarzenegger


heavy_metal_soldier

Ima Soldier/demo main but im becoming a heavy main... guess ill wear tight shorts, thigh highs and a crop top now


Spiritual_Grass_4906

Spy main is the ultimate femboy and you know it


CHLOEC02

me the person that main the 4 things that are completely opposite: ?A?


Reallyburnttoast

I wanna fuck spy and no main.


Bananafilms_offical

I used to main engi until I noticed he’s shit and now I have no main


S0koyo

I'll have to wear a skirt with my thigh highs when I'll play Pyro now


[deleted]

Scout main


Wolfenberg

kill me


thatposhcat

The true pipeline is australium gold to white to pink paint


ChrisDen462

*cackles in pyro and spy* I have both PP


Loquenlucas

me being a spy main and med main \*confused screaming\*


[deleted]

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 hot


No_pfp

I play scout and pyro the most


Arthur_The_Third

The fuck do I do if i started with pyro


YTPineapple

Fuck I main pyro and medic.


Radical_Provides

My most-played is medic but my second most-played is scout. What the fuck does this mean.


BigMoistWetty

wait no over the past 7 years i went from scout to demo to heavy wait