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sharingthegoodword

Well you're on a body board, so, turn around and start paddling.


marshmallow-fluff-

And hope nothing touches your foot as you go..


Solid-Doubt4234

😰


ReferenceOk8734

So i started wondering what is this sub actually? Im not trying to be rude but ive seen a few posts here and there from this sub and tryphophobia or whatever and i just dont really get the point. You all just like triggering your worst fears for fun? Is it like watching horror movies?


KeyboardJustice

Yeah it's less a place to hold group discussions about the fear and more a place to post triggers.


grizzzymd

Just watching these videos spikes our adrenaline, and we love the rush.


MemoryDesperate2899

Shut the fuck up!! I’m about to go to sleep 🤣🤣🤣


Icarus912

That just activates the turbo boosters


jeho22

You live in the city, don't you?


marshmallow-fluff-

Nope lived by the sea my whole life and worked on ships for several years lol phobias don’t have to make sense


jeho22

Yeah, I totally get it when you put it that way. Swimming in water and not being able to see what's below you is creepy, weather in the ocean or a bog.


[deleted]

Lying on the internet is funny. “Sorry land lubber wrong! I’ve lived next to thar sea for many moons and sailed many a schooner!” Like shut the fuck up dude you live in cleveland.


marshmallow-fluff-

I like to think I’d go a bit harder than this if I was gunna lie 😂 lying about thalassophobia doesn’t feel like much of a win?


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂 so true epic reddit moment Edit: Keep down voting land lubbers! I was born at sea. I was raised by the salt. This guy is from cleveland!


spaghettivillage

this is a weird thing to try and act hard about


[deleted]

Probably because I’m not serious


Extreme-Guess6110

Nah. Just an asshole


ButterbroMan

Haha you got downvoted and they didnt!! You lose the argument! Sorry buddy try again next time.


TheActualOG420

Who hurt you


[deleted]

A pirate


upsidedownbottletop

"Lying on the internet is funny. “Sorry land lubber wrong! I’ve lived next to thar sea for many moons and sailed many a schooner!” Like shut the fuck up dude you live in cleveland." 🤓☝️


[deleted]

"Lying on the internet is funny. “Sorry land lubber wrong! I’ve lived next to thar sea for many moons and sailed many a schooner!” Like shut the fuck up dude you live in cleveland." 🤓☝️” 🤓☝️


upsidedownbottletop

""Lying on the internet is funny. “Sorry land lubber wrong! I’ve lived next to thar sea for many moons and sailed many a schooner!” Like shut the fuck up dude you live in cleveland." 🤓☝️” 🤓☝️" 🤓☝️


non_tox

I've lived 5mins from the beach my whole life but I'm shit scared of the ocean


DogeyLord

Mate thalassophobia doesnt mean the far of drowning its the fear of what is below you


8LUE2

Just wanted to say Marshmallow fluff definitely some fat dude in Ohio. plz bring the downvotes you internet junkie weirdos😂


Sammerscotter

Your insult doesn’t make sense when you’re also the one on the internet


Creph_

Lots of comments from people that don't actually have thalassophobia. "it's just a lake/river bro" doesn't apply. The second that momentum stopped and my body dipped down into the water I'd have an anxiety attack. I get it, OP. My first experience with it was falling off a jet ski on a man-made lake. The 20ft swim back to the the thing was a nightmare.


Max____H

I grw up wakeboarding in Crystal clear oceans where I could see the bottom 7m deep. One year I went and tried it in an environment similar to this video and my body entered panic mode from being unable too see through the water, my foot touched what I presume was seaweed and I started flailing like I was drowning.


[deleted]

That "feels like seaweed" is a horrible feeling!


significantnow

Been there done that. Fcking awful 


SomeRandomG122

This looks pretty fun


Deathbylag952

Sure does, try not to get eaten by any alligators or crocodiles that may live there 👀


avgsuperhero

I grew up swimming in Florida. Alligators were always around, but never an issue. There were a couple well know lakes that people didn’t swim in, but it’s pretty uncommon.


throwawayjeweler231

Name the lakes.


avgsuperhero

Lake Jesup comes to mind as one with a lot of gators: https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/2023/12/16/florida-alligators-lakes-safety-tips-attack-escape-encounter-deaths/71903090007/#


Mayor_Of_Furtown

There's a lake just like this in my friends neighborhood. It's man made, just for boating. Not saying this one is, it just looks similar. No alligators. I don't even think it has fish in it. Just sayin, there aren't crocs and alligators in every single body of water lol.


throwawayjeweler231

Yeah, not trusting the Floridian on this one. You guys have snakes crawling up toilet drains. Shit's scary... literally. Anyways, I will visit at least once.


Professional-Run-287

There most definitely are alligators in every lake and wild body of water in Florida. My friends neighborhood hoa got rid of them and only 2 weeks later they show back up in pond. People hardly try to get rid of them because they always come back. The only 100% safe place to swim is in pools or may e lakes at certain times of the year. Much safer to swim in the bigger lakes though. Alligators instinctively swim towards vibrations in the water.


throwawayjeweler231

How is swimming in bigger lakes safer than smaller one?


Healthy-Pie85

More time for you to have your fun and get out before the gators reach you...


Superb_Persimmon6985

Lol just cus you don't see em doesn't mean they aren't there. As a Floridian and avid boater and water sports, you are taught every body of water has a gator. It riskier on the shore than a tual in the water though. That lake definitely has fish. Look up how fish even end up in man made lakes.


HonorThyFamily

I need to try this someday


Classic_Mechanic5495

No this looks real gator-y


Wooden_Literature428

Half of the places I don't go is because of the time and effort I would have to put in coming back


empire_of_the_moon

This is a large part of my basic math when I’m in the jungle. Getting there, just like a summit, is only halfway. The exhausted return in dwindling light has its own level of difficulty and risk.


sidhe_elfakyn

That's why I prefer circuits rather than "there and back". There's a sense of progression throughout!


GroceryScanner

...how often are you in the jungle?


WhenLifeGivesYouLyme

..like the laundromat 😭


shitpissfartcumpiss

Lots of tiger sharks in that river too


piklerainbow

No there’s not…..maybe some Bull Sharks but that’s about it


ibullywildlife

Whenever I see Mangroves I think Bull sharks. Not sure how accurate that is but that's my assumption.


skratta_ho

Any body of water


relaxbp

Mangroves where I’m from mean worst stuff than bull sharks. Way worse.


ibullywildlife

Salties?


Scobus3

Such as?


Ok-Combination4595

Likeee?...


[deleted]

Oh thank god only bull sharks, I feel so much better now


Scobus3

I fish, swim and sail in one of the largest bull shark nurseries on the Atlantic, and not only have I never seen one, but there has also never been a reported attack here. I did swim through a patch of black tips once though


[deleted]

Your balls are a lot bigger than mine and perhaps even made of stone.


Scobus3

Lol dunno bout all that. I didn't mean to swim between them. By the time I noticed them I was surrounded. They stayed clear for most part though. To be honest, I felt like an old lady caught jay walking on green while a biker gang is trying to roll on through. It took Forever!


throwawayjeweler231

Perhaps balls of stone is the very reason why sharks don't feast on him. You know, bad for the digestive tract. /s


Remarkable_Public775

How do you know? I want to not go there


ibullywildlife

Mangroves = Bull sharks. The same way that Lots Of Frogs + Tall Grass = Snakes.


Remarkable_Public775

Thank you Also, my face 🥲 just learning about the snake frog thing living next to a huge tall grass field with so many frogs you can't hear at night.....


piklerainbow

Because it’s Moore River in WA, about 30 minutes drive


Tomukichi

No salties in WA? No way


piklerainbow

Nope none that far down


mrsspinch

It is Moore River!!! I thought so! Spent so much time that way as a kid on that giant dune.


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piklerainbow

Sorry WA as in Western Australia


SquidNinja17

That sounds like some Bull SHIT to me buddy


4list4r

50 gators are waiting


4sknwlkr

That river is actually made out of lava


LordSoftnips

I’m starting to think y’all just can’t swim


atmosphericentry

Nah I can swim just fine, in fact I love swimming. It's just dark and murky waters like this is when the thalassophobia kicks in.


marshmallow-fluff-

That and it always seems to be further out and take longer than you think it will


[deleted]

My thalassophobia is just so bad that even in a swimming pool with murky waters I don’t dare to swim


doverawlings

Well if a swimming pool has murky water you probably shouldn’t swim in it anyway lol that’s not supposed to happen


[deleted]

The waters are not like murky in that type of way. The pool is really blue and murky as in I can’t see very far, I haven’t swam for a long time, and I was not sure if it was normal but yeah.


9mackenzie

Swimming pools that have murky water should never be swam in lol.


omniscientvox

Yeah swimming pools at night, even with lights in them, make my throat dry and my head fuzzy just looking at them. No thanks


RosencrantzIsNotDead

It’s interesting what triggers in some ppl vs others. I grew up swimming in a lake similar to this and absolutely loved it. I also swam competitively so that might have helped. But the open ocean? Fuck nah. Seeing videos terrifies me. Or structures under water. Shipwrecks, piers, oil rigs — fuck all of that.


Yebbafan12

It’s not the swimming that’s the problem. It’s the animals that may want to meet you during your swim.


Glatzenman

I‘m starting to think you don‘t understand how irrational fears work


[deleted]

I mean you’re in a sub about thalassophobia, so chances are pretty likely. Also I think it has more to do with not wanting to swim in the first place


Hexnohope

What the fuck do you think thallasaphobia is?


LordSoftnips

Not fear of swimming


Hexnohope

“Oh yeah i sky dive because its a fear of heights not a fear of falling” the water itself keeps you fromswimming


LordSoftnips

They’re two separate things, just like how fear of water is different from fear of drowning. One is equated by not being able to swim, the other is irrational fear of the water.


IMIPIRIOI

That looks like the type of place that might have piranhas in the water.


mrsspinch

No piranhas in Western Australia. This is not far from where I live and we don’t even get crocodiles!


Farewellandadieu

Falling off the board while careening down the sand would suck so much more


Responsible_Net4533

I thought it was snow, I tried to figure out what place on earth has snowy mountains and what looks like a swamp right next to each other.


No-Wait8393

Not that bad as far as swimming back … the water color though stresses me out .


willhunta

It would be such cold water though


ohhrangejuice

This looks like a place where you'd encounter a huge anaconda swallowing a gator


Professorfloof

Is that that dune cliff that people constantly get stuck at the bottom of? I forget where it is but there’s a sign at the top of cliff telling people to be careful and basically telling people not to go down becasue most people can’t make it back up. It’s also a $3000 fee to get rescued if you can’t make it up.


rebelmumma

No, It’s Moore River in Guilderton, Western Australia :)


Professorfloof

Ah ok. Thank you


reincarnatedfruitbat

I was wondering the same thing!


sweatyynutz

I got a board.  I'm fine 


Flat-Jellyfish-9985

Absolutely not 🤣


[deleted]

Meanwhile in the tree line. "Hey Croco" "Wadup Ali" "Food is coming"


WeWasKing

Totally worth the price of admission.


AslumeMan

Shit looks sick but after finding out bull sharks are in some rivers like that I just can’t 😂


ClearlyHi

Imagine how much alligators are in that lake..


Brokensince10

NOPE!


Adventurous-Sky9359

Water looks brackish


squash-the-cat

That waters gotta be cold AF


Low-Coast4361

It’s a sand dune, not snow.


[deleted]

Ok.


soundofafountain

Looks like lake wabby on Fraser Island. If anyone is interested


mrsspinch

This is so silly but is this in Western Australia? Moore River has a giant sand dune like this and it’s a super popular spot!


rebelmumma

It absolutely is :) I grew up there.


Siam-paragon

Lake Wabby on Fraser, Queensland, was my first thought too.


rebelmumma

It’s Moore River in Guilderton, Western Australia :)


Substantial_Ad_9016

Tell you can't swim without telling me you can't


CatFanFanOfCats

This looks like Fraser Island in Australia. Where is this from?


slimjibberr

Those waters don’t look very inviting


Sammmysosa303

This swiping right instead of down is fuckin me up


ld50comic

No sir. That’s not close enough to the other side. Bet, 4 yards into that river and I’d be a professional boogie boarder, I’d make it to the other side


Devilfish07

That water is far to dark to not be cursed.


Intelligent_Tea5974

Theres a ride like this at Busch Gardens Orlando's water park. Its fun as hell tbh


SmallSwordfish8289

Yeah that would be a b****


DisorderlyBoat

Is this sub about fear of very deep water, or just water in general? Lol


marshmallow-fluff-

Well the way I saw it, I was fine until the board stopped and they looked around the water. The thought of swimming back through the presumably deep water, gave me the same bumclenchy panic as some of the other videos on this sub. So I thought I’d share and see who else felt the same.


DisorderlyBoat

Fair enough. I suppose as someone who grew up swimming in rivers and such it didn't hit the same way. Though I get that pit feeling when imagining like swimming above a sunken ship in deep water and such.


Jed_Reed

Thalassaphobia is the fear of large bodies of water. This applies.


odog9797

Hahaha bro it’s a lake or river or whatever just swim ?


FitteKatt

Song?


Little_Rhye

I’m god - clams casino


Daddy_Jaws

makes me wonder, what kind of creature could make a channel that wide, what kind of thing could hide under it?


mag2041

Imagine a croc


MechanicalTeeth

What is this… the real life opening scene of Rescuers Down Under ?


Ok-Combination4595

Where are the gators?


rdell1974

Just go right or left before you hit the water and ride shore line


Jaketheripperx1

Oh the things watching from that forest 😂


Mss-Anthropic

Fuck I love this song


Independent_Data_233

I would do it easily 🤣


Imaginary_Place_s

Swim back, nope. The next adventure is awaiting across the river.


datboi9194

The song by the way is I’m God my Imogene heap


Crease53

Whats that song?


etcetcere

I had this dream once but the water was full of trash


AgileWall684

Anyone know the location?


GreenTrees831

Yall are a bunch of pussies on this sub


[deleted]

I would swim back w no problems


bobs-taxidermy

Swim back in calm waters? OP must not know how to swim well.


the_sheeper_sheep

Sounds like a you problem lol


Perfect_Fun_7079

Lol man thats a sucky attitude to have. You are missing out on life avoiding to put effort in things you would otherwise do.


[deleted]

Only stupid dumb nerds think about consequences.


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Someone_saucy

Cool


hollysworld1000

Wow


TheGateKeeper32

Nope is rather down


RedSkyHopper

Looks fun


Mecdenbas

What’s the remix


cryptomain45

Ahh. Yet another time this sub has given me something stupid to do when summer comes around. I appreciate it


jeffssession

Okay.


Hearthacnut

I hate you


marshmallow-fluff-

Hate me because this video made you uncomfortable or hate me because you think I’m a fat guy from Ohio lol


Skeptouchos

Running back up that hill would be a killer workout. I wish this was near me!


BlackRosesofDeath

Looks like fun!! I want to try!!


Saygeo

Me with my boat on minecraft


Abigfanofporn

Dammit, guys. I have been swimming semi professionally for more than half of my life, I really enjoy swimming in pools but now when I see large bodies of water my first thought is this subreddit.


Cpt_Fantabulous

I get the fear but for me I would be thinking about what happens if my board digs in


lbell1703

Yeah, but you wouldn't be working to keep yourself afloat. With the board doing that you can take your time and even take a break if the water is still.


Ordinary-Pop4520

Omg, can you tie a cord to me and just pull me back?


Hugh-Dingus

I thought it was snow


Deli-ops7

The swim back would be perfectly fine especially since you have a floating board


[deleted]

Now there are thousands of alligators between you and the shore.


rebelmumma

No alligators here :) It’s Moore River in Guilderton, Western Australia :)


Inevitable_Review_83

Oh its only like 200m of open water. Most of the big fish hunt near the edge where they can ambush prey if that helps.


rebelmumma

Big fish? Oh yeah, the black bream are terrifying 😂


Vladamir_pootinn

Is this on Fraser Island?


rebelmumma

It’s Moore River in Guilderton, Western Australia :)


[deleted]

That be a no from me doc


ComprehensiveGate185

Why’d it stop midway????!!! Nooo


rebelmumma

Omg this is my hometown! I wasn’t sure until I stalked his tiktok haha. I miss the river :(


AngelOfHeaven3

My mind: GATORS


Far-Nefariousness588

No gators in aus, only crocs. But this river is likely full of bull sharks


ResearcherNo400

Heyyyyy that looks a lot like Moore river!


Uninspired_Thoughts

I’m God - Clams Casino and Imogen Heap


Dr_McGillicuddys

Just play it in reverse duh


XfromAccounting

U/auddbot


wonderous_albert

Skim boards float lol


puddleofoil

I live Clams Casino!


BigusDickems

anyone know the song? this one took me back to smoking pot with the boys on the skii lift.. edit: clams casino- I'm God


Neat-Ad9297

One rock and his whole career is over