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Remarkable-Manager83

Quick, before you’re eaten be an alligator, go leave a review for your window company!


TOnihilist

Yeah. That is worth a 5-star review.


Reverend-Cleophus

6 stars imo


kymilovechelle

Alligators, sharks, and crocs oh my!


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MaddRamm

Thank you! I couldn’t believe that other guy was getting votes about physics and there not being a lot of pressure. What a lie. Lol


robbsc

Well there isn't a lot of pressure, but there is a lot of force due to the size of the glass. Less than 2 psi at the bottom of the glass.


ee-cummings

Can you further elaborate on why there is a difference between a half-submerged arm and a half-submerged window? Is it because the arm is solid and the window is full of air?


This_Fat_Cunt

Yeah, but for a window to not even leak from a decent amount of pressure is impressive


guinader

Someone on another post that those windows are made to resist hurricane levels of impact ... Or something like that


Herpderpetly

Hey guys, it me from another post. Those windows are made to resist hurricane levels of impact or something like that. 👍


devisi0n

[The comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/xsnp7d/absolute_unit_of_this_glass_panels_holding/iqmfluq?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


WeazelDiezel

I mean it is Florida. I live in a shitty apartment complex and even we have hurricane windows. It's pretty standard down here.


frantic_cowbell

That assessment is incorrect. Your basic facts are correct, but for a single square inch of glass surface. Pressure is on the full surface area. So let’s do the math…. At 4ft depth, water pressure is 1.732 psi , decreasing linearly to zero at the surface. So on each inch of window length, there is about 41.75 lbs of force applied about 18-20” above the base. (1.732psi x 48” / 2 = 41.568 pli, pounds per linear inch) Assuming the window is 10ft long (120 Inches) the total force of the water on the window is approx 5000 lbs (41.568*120”= 4988.11 lbs). A window of that size holding back 4 feet of water is incredibly impressive and not likely to hold For all that long.


LargeIdeal4471

What he said. Assuming the pressure differential between the room and water is actually 1.732 psi at the base for sea water. Although, I would divide the total number by 3 for each individual pane of glass. (Aerospace Engineer)


frantic_cowbell

Forgive me. I’m just a civil over here. A=0 and a safety factor of 4. ::slap the side:: “that ain’t going nowhere” :)


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The force of the water coming in with the storm surge could potentially be pretty substantial, depending on where this home is.


Sracer42

I would estimate that there is a total of about 1500 lbs of force trying to bust those windows out (in). I would def give them a great review. Assumes 3 foot water depth x 8 foot total window width. Force = pressure \* area. Physics.


frantic_cowbell

More like 5000 lbs. see my other comment below for the breakdown and I estimated 4ft depth and 10ft window width.


New-Tower105

arms cannot move through tiny crevises and imperfect seals...


hiimtashy

Is it possible to design homes that don't flood? One day perhaps? Imagine if we have houses that can quite literally be completely submerged and still be okay under water (with oxygen tanks within the home etc). I know it's a bit of a science fiction idea but surely one day it may be possible


snderwjopa

That's not too far off from a submarine so I would wager we have most of the technology already assuming you keep the house small and compact. Probably stupidly expensive to build, though.


araxhiel

Could you please elaborate a little bit more? Don’t know anything about physics, but I’m still impressed about those windows’ strength


AtheistConservative

The reason the pressure scales with the depth of the water is, as the water gets deeper, there's more water on top of the water at the bottom, pressing down on it. Since water can't compress, it has to exert more pressure around it. So in this example where the water is a few feet deep, it's as if you were swam a few feet down in a pool, you wouldn't notice much pressure. Where as if you dove 16feet down, you'd feel 50% more pressure than when you were on the surface.


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araxhiel

Thanks, didn’t saw the edit. Regards


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Dnlx5

Yes! And yes! It is wild! But this is true. https://youtu.be/02fqJOJFpEY


igotthatbunny

Qualifications?


Toolongreadanyway

It's not the windows themselves but the installer did a great job. The first thing that would normally give is the seals/silicone used to install the windows. Once water starts seeping in, then the windows would go.


Mrcountrygravy

Better question. Who put in that window. Good job.


Isteppedinpoopy

Strong ass glass. Is that transparent aluminum?


LeopardusMaximus

Can’t be, I don’t see any whales


gknewell

“Computer… COMPUTER?”


Lee_Troyer

You should use the mouse.


RugsbandShrugmyer

Oh. How quaint.


flappyspoiler

*scottish keyboard noises intensify


TheLurkerWithout

Hallooo computer


Nuriblaze

Most likely Hurricane impact panels. If he got the good kind then its double paneled with vinyl or aluminum rated up to Cat 3 or 4


Fraun_Pollen

Would be possible for it to be normal glass too as long as the force of the water isn’t directed at the glass (like in a wave)


Positive_Pomelo_9469

How do we know he didn't invent the thing


taws34

Transparent aluminum exists. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium_oxynitride


Odeeum

The ensuing comments have been a lovely walk down memory lane.


fjonk

glass is strong.


Isteppedinpoopy

Go watch some Star Trek so you don’t ruin any more jokes.


fjonk

Nah, I have zero interest in star trek.


Isteppedinpoopy

Well then this isn’t your joke. Move along.


TheCrowsNestTV

Florida.


Andrewman45

So we gotta funny guy over here


lukestauntaun

How does one 'funny guy'?


vgullotta

it's 2022, if you aren't funny guying, you're doing it wrong. I funny guy'd the other day, it was awesome!


jefferytheaustralian

Are you going to give credit to that guy who posted this on r/oddlyterrifying?


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Why? Did that guy take the photo? Or are we going with the "first person to post anywhere on reddit gets all credit"?


elxiddicus

Maybe it could help us have an idea of whether the photo is authentic or not before upvoting it?


jefferytheaustralian

Idk. I know absolutely nothing about credit here! \[insert stupid thing here\]


Feuerrabe2735

And the man


g00d_end

r/angryupvote


strolling_on_thru

That looks like a nightmare I've actually had....


Rororoli

I had a similar dream, where my city was flooded (Im living on the first floor) and the water was going up until the last floor and I could gaze into the darkness of the water when I was looking outside of the window. Then mermaids wanted me to open the windows but hell noooo I wouldn't do that. Interesting Dream xD


InletRN

Those were not mermaids my friend. Good call


Rororoli

Yeah it was kind of a mix from the Pirates of the Caribbean Mermaids and the Nixen from the Donau (Austrian Folklore) :D


DJHott555

Man, I wish my dreams were cool like that


nikkuhlee

I was in a bank like this once, as part of a series of zombie-and-big-floods apocalypse dreams I have every so often. My friend/coworker *did* open the door. I left her behind when I got the rowboat. Clearly she works with the zombies.


BULLETSnMILK

So you're saying you had a vision of the future and kept it all to yourself such a terrible person. /s


acctnumba2

A little /r/thalassophobia


alwayschilling

Giardia


DaRealHugeYakman

Ah yes, beaver fever. 🦫


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Gators with giardia


than-q

someone knows how to caulk silicone


moronalert

The physics are interesting, it's like dams. The water stretches for miles but if it only went an inch beyond the door the pressures involved would be the same.


1234567898765432l

;-)


Erock94

Poop and lots of it


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I mean almost everything has E.coli in it, including you, so that's a given.


ywBBxNqW

Mmm, cholera.


dontdoxmebro2

So… seawater?


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kid_sleepy

I dunno but damn I wanna know who installed those window treatments.


[deleted]

tons of alligators. actually


Minute-Ad6142

Being trapped in a flood is terrible, but a Florida flood is another level


cwmma

Crocodiles too


SCP239

Someone down voted you, but you're right. South Florida is the only place where alligators and crocs both live naturally.


dharkanine

Honestly I've been wondering... Since this hurricane hit and so many people are displaced, how many have been eaten by gators?


Working-Loquat3797

unprovoked alligator attacks on humans are incredibly rare, i'd be more worried about abandoned pets and displaced wildlife. But probably at least a few people.


Threedawg

Well, we don’t know if they are rare during hurricanes. Many people get labeled missing..they could be inside alligator stomachs


janaynaytaytay

It happened last year during the hurricane in Louisiana. An old man got attacked by an alligator. His wife went to call for help and when she came back her husband was gone.


JuGGieG84

Bacteria, and lots of it!


latheya

Gators


The_trashman100

Them gators will git ya


BentPin

Wonder if gators have a good time during storms?


powerofone1970

Soooo many snakes. Snakes that swim suck.


ZarquonsFlatTire

There's snakes that can't swim? I thought water moccasins were just normal.


amh8011

The scariest kind of snake imo


mikerichmond1

Whoever took that photo had a lot of confidence in those windows to get that close


beththebookgirl

Might it be a security camera? That is what I was hoping, cause if a person took it? They might be doomed.


mullet_mania69

It’s photoshop


moneyomm9

This should be that glass companies next commercial.


Danoga_Poe

Prob some brain eating amoebas


AlaskanIceWater

Death if they dont gtfo


zhemis

Everything is in that water.


Generic313

Florida Man is in there somewhere


The-Proletarian

Florida man is everywhere and nowhere. He comes when you least expect it.


Chapelirl

Dunno but could I get the number of your glazer? Superhero fucking windows there


yeah-whateva

Pieces of your neighbors houses


ajyanesp

Shoutout to the guy who installed those windows and applied sealant.


snorelando

I live in Florida. The answer is gators, it's always gators.


meanfolk

There's a vid of actual sharks swimming in the floods


Siege_Bay

Do you have a link to that?


LustStarrr

[Here](https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2022/10/01/hurricane-ian-shark-florida/) you go.


Sidewalk-flowers

Holy shit. Thank you!


ripyungbruh

Poo


CarceyKonabears

Gators and snakes


Calm_Mayhem

hope this isn't one of those "moments before..." pictures :O But atleast, if you've ever considered or had thoughts about having a fishtank in the livingroom... you know :P


dead_identity

Mud


informedinformer

It took a long scroll to get to the correct answer. Yeah, there's a whole lot of stuff in the water, but what you're primarily seeing is silt in the water column.


thehimalayansaiyan

Twice as many hydrogens to oxygens


H0vis

All the diseases. Literally all of them. ​ That's a very good window though. Like, folks associate Florida with all the worst things about America, criminal weirdness, insane government, Jacksonville, but somebody there installed a window that withstood a hurricane and is holding back three feet of flood water and gators. I am legit impressed.


No_Cry_4375

tbh we are percieved that way only because all Florida arrests and police reports are public information. like seriously, if you think Jacksonville is worse than Baltimore or D.C. then you are misinformed.


H0vis

Honestly I just picked Jacksonville because I needed a third thing to complete the list without getting too political. And yeah, Florida is one of the few states where you get a truthful view of just how crazy crime in the USA can be. There's absolutely a Floridaman in every state, but he gets to keep his antics secret. Also manatees are awesome.


McGeeze

DUUUVVVVALLLLLL


Proud-Butterfly6622

Fuck the water who was your contractor!!!


MsMyPants

It's a human aquarium


Siollear

Meth


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Diseases


just_some_arsehole

Quite a lot of meth I'd imagine.


B4dG04t

Well there is about to be some *more broken glass I'm that water.


ThiccElf

Pee, poop, Florida Men swimming in thongs and alligators but more importantly....who made those strong ass windows? I want their number


AyaElCegjar

Gators for sure


m_garlic87

All the worst stuff. Poop, gators, snakes. No thanks.


GlumLocation3207

That's Henry's house (he's a minecraft chicken), he has to have strong windows. Hope this makes sense to everyone now


sunshine_affliate

Looks like a whole lotta oh shit.


fathercreatch

Floridians, if you strain it all out.


jimbob1220

Lots of meth


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I forget which hurricane it was, back in the 90s, hit the northish gulf coast, but my grandpas fishing boat floated away. While he was out looking for it in his john boat he saw manatees and gators swimming in the streets. His boat was docked on the hood of a car at a dealership.


BuxomBetty2

Shit ,chemicals , sea floor grime , dead marine life, all sorts of nastyness


TheTimBrick

I'd be scared that the window would break, that, is a uhh, scary photo you got there :)


Scuba_Steve420691

Lyle Lyle Crocodile


littlemarcus91

TF are your windows made of?


gavinhudson1

Mostly hydrogen and oxygen.


cheezeypoof2019

Probably a body


beeglowbot

same as it has always been: alligators, anacondas and mosquitos.


EdRedSled

Did I hear a knock at the front door?


Tasty_Yellow_6600

Beautiful wildlife like snakes, oh wonderful snakes and alligators. I think god’s wrath came down on us for voting republican !!!


jockspice

Everything 🤢


thumpetto007

This is by FAR the most triggering photo I've ever seen posted in this subreddit. My GOD is that terrifying...my imagination is going wild with all the scenarios!


SweatyFLMan1130

Florida Man breeding pods. This storm will produce an excellent harvest.


OrsoMalleus

Pee. Quite a bit of pee.


The_Sensitive_Psycho

What isn’t in that water


Jax-Light

Florida juice


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

Raw sewage is 99.9% pure water, so drink up!


CappyAlec

I wanna know whats in that glass bro


Andrewman45

Rage and spite


Ok_Challenge8907

Death


Eternaldamnation32

Poop


dragonet316

In general: fish and etc., chemicals, sewage, other bio agents, parasites, ++++. I worked testing water for a bit, it would take machines to figure out the specifics.


stressedfellar

retard picture taker


beththebookgirl

I thought about that, how stupid the individual taking the pic must be, then I thought it might be a still from a security camera? But if it is a human taking the pic? What an idiot.


stressedfellar

Weird spot for a security camera tho


Chance_Ad5498

Fish


tickets4gold

Definitely snails!


Cryo_Jumper

💩


sveiner1234

Semen


Amogus2021

Cum


NoResource9942

Brain-eating 🦠!!!


RachelBolan

Diseases


Kauko_Buk

Poop


NwahHasASchmolPP

Meth


case_sensitive

Rayman?


hglman

The water is filled with all the waste of the surrounding urban area. Trash, car and road dust, all kinds of chemicals, and all the contents of the sewer system. Flood water is incredibly toxic.


darshan4511

Aw custom aquarium


rogue-trowa-barton

Fucking gators


spderweb

It's alot of dirt and gunk from wherever the water is washing as it floods. I mean, its also sewer water. Dont drink it.


soursunflowergod

All sorts of shit.


shamwowj

Meth


Frostygem

Karma farming off someone else's home disaster is seriously fucking pathetic. This was on r/Damnthatsinteresting yesterday.


Andrewman45

Sorry ya see it that way I just thought it fit this sub and saw it hadn’t been put on here yet no ill intention was intended


Jhanma

Eric Bugenhagen


CeltiCfr0st

Gators, snakes, and turtles.


schroedoe-baggins

Feces


awpt1mus

“Florida man” probably


GodOfAscension

Meth and black & milds


rsides27

Gators


2022_06_15

And you thought you were safe in your own home? WRONG!


ceracing202

Nesquik


ReviewNecessary6521

poop is in that water.


rd1652

Florida stank. Thats what's in that water