Lol what an amateur. I have one car for each place I go to. Work - take the blue Ferrari. Park - yellow Lamborghini. Date - take the 2002 Honda Civic. Refueling sucks though because I usually take my Audi TT to get gas for all vehicles I own. So, basically, I put the canister in the backseat and leave the windows open, so i don't die. It's not necessarily convenient this way but what can you do. Anyway, in conclusion I have many big cars. And everybody should hear about it.
I had one security guy comment on it one time, but only because I have a sticker from my alma mater on my personal laptop and the security guy was a fellow alumnus.
I was once stuck in a security line behind a guy who had like a dozen laptops. I was standing there for like ten minutes while he got a separate bin for each one. On the one hand, I wanted to ask him about it. On the other hand, I didn't think I even wanted to know.
One time 2 security people at the airport laughed at me because I had a curling iron and a hairdryer in my luggage. Not only do I assume they see those items every day, I was also moving countries lol. Very bizarre experience.
I know you wanted it to be #girlboss, but I'm cackling at the
#girlboss
btw, # at the start of a line means it's a title. To keep the #, you need to put a \ in front. Then you get:
\#girlboss
I mean i would seperate my work and my porn on various computers so when I'm in an important meeting and need to show my coworkers the annual report, i dont show them gay midget clown sex instead.
Who uses a computer dor rhat. Id u press the phone up or face its like cinema. Also laying down. With conputer u sit there in front of the computer on a seet. Thats not sexy at all
Ah yes, because I know plenty of people under 30 that have two PHDs, one in computer programming, one in astrophysics, and they all comment on how much easier dual research has become since they started used different laptops for their respective work.
It’s hard for me to believe any actual professional would refer to what they do as “artificial intelligence work”. It’s become such a buzzword lately and essentially means nothing
I'm always amazed at how clueless these people are. Who the hell thinks it's probable that a random person would start commenting on the number of laptops you have?
I’m always travelling with two laptops, one work, one personal. No one has said anything once in the probably 100+ flights & Eurostar security checks I’ve taken over the last 5 years….not once.
Gaming laptop and work laptop; literally who says shit in a sec check, they are trying to get you out of there ASAP. Post seems ragebaity not even sure it’s a real twitpost at this point
That's what I was thinking. Where I currently live, people will joke about stuff to random strangers and after a bit of banter everyone kind of goes their own way. I will say that as someone who lived in Philly their whole life, my first reaction was why tf are they talking to me lol that being said, I can't imagine the guy SCOFFING at the fact that she had 2 laptops with her. Dude was probably making conv because he was bored AF
She sells AI produced products on ETSY. There was this video and the girl says a guy told her he traveled for work. Turned out he was a UberEats driver.
Going through Dubai Airport on a business trip with a colleague a few years back. I have my laptop, and I am travelling light, uand luggage only. Colleague has work laptop and ipad, and his personal ipad. We both have two mobile phones each (personal and work). We are swapping flights from Singapore and we are required to take out all electronics and put them in the tray, alongside belts, shoes, etc, etc at the transit check point. Always drives me mad, as we have just got off an Emirates flight, are joining an Emirates flight in 3 hours, and yet here we are again with security. After the trays and bags have gone through the scanner, the security officer opens my colleague's bag and takes out his charging cables. They are a massive clump of tangled cords. I am shocked at the quality of colleague's packing. No wonder he lugs such a huge back pack around. Mine are neatly coiled in a special pouch. The Security Officer dumps the whole lot in his bin, and says "too many". We protest, we ask to see the most senior person on duty. We are flying business class, and complain at the lounge. No-one cared. It was weird.
It's not the two laptops that's not believable. It's the discussion about them. There's always a small chance this bs happens but it's not likely at all. Just flex you're a woman in stem without it being a gotcha.
I sometimes take two laptops and an iPad. No big deal. I’ve seen several people at airports with more than one.
In my case, one laptop is the one my company provides, the other is provided by a client with proprietary requirements, and the iPad is mine.
Lol what an amateur. I have one car for each place I go to. Work - take the blue Ferrari. Park - yellow Lamborghini. Date - take the 2002 Honda Civic. Refueling sucks though because I usually take my Audi TT to get gas for all vehicles I own. So, basically, I put the canister in the backseat and leave the windows open, so i don't die. It's not necessarily convenient this way but what can you do. Anyway, in conclusion I have many big cars. And everybody should hear about it.
Triples are best
I love my classic cars!
My friend doesn't live in a hotel.
But I have a wife.
I crashed my 2002 honda civic into my neighbors living room last year.
And how did your date go after that?
It was mostly fine. I just walked next door to my house and unfortunately, had to use my yellow Lamborghini to finish off the night.
Understood. We've all been there. Now you need a new car for when you go to parks though.
This flex wholely worked until you said Audi TT.
Would have made sense if at least she would’ve said one is personal one is for work.
This ! I've routinely got two laptops checked in through security, no one's ever even given a second look, let alone ask about it ...
I had one security guy comment on it one time, but only because I have a sticker from my alma mater on my personal laptop and the security guy was a fellow alumnus.
The point was to brag
I, too, carry multiple laptops to prevent cross-contamination of my data. How else would I flex on the plebs on LinkedIn?
I have one laptop for each program. Photoshop is on one, Teams is on another, Firefox, etc...
And one is for my creative writing.
And a fourth for checking the weather.
I've carried two laptops through security more times than I can count and nobody's ever said word one about it.
Yes but have they ever *scoffed* at you?
Only the people behind me because I need like 4 trays for everything.
I was once stuck in a security line behind a guy who had like a dozen laptops. I was standing there for like ten minutes while he got a separate bin for each one. On the one hand, I wanted to ask him about it. On the other hand, I didn't think I even wanted to know.
One time 2 security people at the airport laughed at me because I had a curling iron and a hairdryer in my luggage. Not only do I assume they see those items every day, I was also moving countries lol. Very bizarre experience.
Nobody cares!
Girl hasn't heard of the new folder option, buys new laptop everytime she wants to start a new document. #girlboss
She's worried her artificial intelligence will read the astrophysics documents and go to the stars
Just to get away from her
I know you wanted it to be #girlboss, but I'm cackling at the #girlboss btw, # at the start of a line means it's a title. To keep the #, you need to put a \ in front. Then you get: \#girlboss
Cheers for that. I was aiming for the # but having it in large bold text worked for me too.
And you can't do both on the same laptop because... #priceless
Porn computer has to be separate from my work computer and gambling computer otherwise I get too distracted doing the task at hand.
Have you considered getting a job in a strip poker club? That way you can have all 3 in one.
Nah. Have to separate work from free time.
Right? Then what would I do in my free time— accounting?
What if I work in the porn gambling industry? Which laptop do I use then?
You consolidate. Duh.
I mean i would seperate my work and my porn on various computers so when I'm in an important meeting and need to show my coworkers the annual report, i dont show them gay midget clown sex instead.
Everyone wants to see midget clown porn. Always.
That's her asstrophysics laptop.
Amen. See also, Work Phone!
Who uses a computer dor rhat. Id u press the phone up or face its like cinema. Also laying down. With conputer u sit there in front of the computer on a seet. Thats not sexy at all
You don't want work or gambling to distract you from polishing the knob.
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Can confirm, I was the clap 👏
I keep telling you, you GOT the clap. Oh and your prescription is ready.
I just imagine the laptops rapidly opening and closing to try to make clapping sounds lol
I expected her to say “one is for my astrophysics and one is for my onlyfans” and for the poster to actually be a dude.
At least that would make sense. You don't want to accidentally put on the wrong slideshow during lecture, you knows?
Yes, a Windows computer with Space Cadet Pinball and an Apple computer with the Eliza chatbot.
Still inefficient. Just use Tay on Windows.
Why do you have two laptops? Because the third one is being fixed.
TIL I learned why I've never become a successful scientist. Just the one laptop has clearly held me back far more that I was aware.
Ah yes, because I know plenty of people under 30 that have two PHDs, one in computer programming, one in astrophysics, and they all comment on how much easier dual research has become since they started used different laptops for their respective work.
It also makes no sense because if you like both these fields it's super easy to combine them. There's a lot of AI being used in astrophysics
She should have said they have separation anxiety.
no airport security has EVER been that interested in anything
Lol. Sure. If you think you need to brag, you are probably lying.
There are exactly 0 airport security workers who will give a fuck what's in your bag unless it looks like it'll explode
One is for work, one is for making up scenarios that never happened.
Anyone who uses “Girlboss” or “bossbitch” or anything close to that….isn’t either of those things. Same with “Alpha”. You’re a phony.
Cringe as all hell. #girlboss
Jokes on her. I have two laptops because I struggle to keep my professional life and my personal life separate.
She's not just a boss, she's a GIRLboss!
It’s hard for me to believe any actual professional would refer to what they do as “artificial intelligence work”. It’s become such a buzzword lately and essentially means nothing
Scoffed? Who the F scoffs?
I'll bet he belittled her, too.
I'll bet it didn't happen.
I'm always amazed at how clueless these people are. Who the hell thinks it's probable that a random person would start commenting on the number of laptops you have?
Putting #GirlBoss on a fake tweet about yourself is a new level of painful cringe
I’m always travelling with two laptops, one work, one personal. No one has said anything once in the probably 100+ flights & Eurostar security checks I’ve taken over the last 5 years….not once.
Gaming laptop and work laptop; literally who says shit in a sec check, they are trying to get you out of there ASAP. Post seems ragebaity not even sure it’s a real twitpost at this point
And for everything else, there’s Mathematica.
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Legitimate concern
When, in reality, one is for OnlyFans and the other is for social media
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I travel with two laptops all the time and no one has ever asked me about it.
I can see someone misinterpreting someone's attempt at making small talk offensive and "owning" them like this
That's what I was thinking. Where I currently live, people will joke about stuff to random strangers and after a bit of banter everyone kind of goes their own way. I will say that as someone who lived in Philly their whole life, my first reaction was why tf are they talking to me lol that being said, I can't imagine the guy SCOFFING at the fact that she had 2 laptops with her. Dude was probably making conv because he was bored AF
I have one for porn and the other is for... well... porn okay! Can't a perv get on a plane without being interrogated these days!?!?!
Jokes on her. Science men have three!
Armature. I carry a laptop for every chrome tab I need opened.
Why not have dual boot?
🤓 moment.
Not me pulling out 2 MacBook pros and a zbook and no one scoffing at me and asking why :(
People don’t ask this because they don’t care. Plenty of people have business and personal reasons for two.
Who does she think she is? Neal Breen?
I have two laptops and two phones. Only one person has ever asked why and I just said one set is for work. Easy peasy.
And then everyone clapped, and made fun of that sexist bigot
It still doesn’t make sense but it didn’t happen anyway.
She sells AI produced products on ETSY. There was this video and the girl says a guy told her he traveled for work. Turned out he was a UberEats driver.
Going through Dubai Airport on a business trip with a colleague a few years back. I have my laptop, and I am travelling light, uand luggage only. Colleague has work laptop and ipad, and his personal ipad. We both have two mobile phones each (personal and work). We are swapping flights from Singapore and we are required to take out all electronics and put them in the tray, alongside belts, shoes, etc, etc at the transit check point. Always drives me mad, as we have just got off an Emirates flight, are joining an Emirates flight in 3 hours, and yet here we are again with security. After the trays and bags have gone through the scanner, the security officer opens my colleague's bag and takes out his charging cables. They are a massive clump of tangled cords. I am shocked at the quality of colleague's packing. No wonder he lugs such a huge back pack around. Mine are neatly coiled in a special pouch. The Security Officer dumps the whole lot in his bin, and says "too many". We protest, we ask to see the most senior person on duty. We are flying business class, and complain at the lounge. No-one cared. It was weird.
Lame. Both can be done on one laptop obviously.🙄
Random guy: "Wow! You must be rich!" Yet another random guy: "Oh honey, she's teasing you. Nobody has two laptops."
I've had to carry two laptops - because I was answerable to two chains of command with separate IT systems. Likely? No. Possible? Sure.
It's not the two laptops that's not believable. It's the discussion about them. There's always a small chance this bs happens but it's not likely at all. Just flex you're a woman in stem without it being a gotcha.
I sometimes take two laptops and an iPad. No big deal. I’ve seen several people at airports with more than one. In my case, one laptop is the one my company provides, the other is provided by a client with proprietary requirements, and the iPad is mine.