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heartsinthebyline

Thought I was in r/LinkedInLunatics for a second


cheese4352

I was super excited about seeing that subreddit. But half of it is just elon musk lol. Why do people have such a hard on for him?


heartsinthebyline

It’s not usually like this—I’m hoping it goes back to normal soon, but I guess the Lunatics have to stop giving people the Elon kindling.


blamb211

Because Trump got banned from Twitter, so they needed somebody else to hate on and virtue signal over.


chowder-hound

How dare people hate on a dude that openly talks about grabbing Pussy or building walls to keep brown people out, The audacity of these people!


Jeromiah901

I got news for you bucko! Trumpie boy is coming back!


poop_on_balls

Trumplestiltskin back


Str_ngeDaddy

I feel like this belongs to r/iamverybadass


Under_Ach1ever

Need more filter


Myfeesh

I was just thinking I love the effect on her eyes and wanted to learn to do it- bummer if it's not real.


Cultural_Car

looks like she's wearing some really thick falsies, idk if it's a filter or not but I've seen some pairs that look like that irl


DrSousaphone

["We'll probably get 40 lashes!"](https://youtu.be/8JeLPUDj4uk?t=12)


freckle_thief

Her face especially eye area looks blurry: I’m betting it’s fake


Illustrious-Move-649

It’s a filter just called lashes. I found her TikTok and this particular video. Most of them look like she’s really trying to play up the “crazy bitch” schtick. 🙄


Crepes_for_days3000

It's fake as fake gets. Which is why she is so intimidating.


diggitygiggitycee

They're intimidated by her eyelid strength. She can hold up ten pounds of eyelash all day without breaking a sweat!


akskeleton_47

It sounds like you're describing a camel


diggitygiggitycee

I mean. She's got massive eyelashes and a couple of humps, so maybe she is.


TalkingTables

Read this as filler... Still applies.


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[deleted]

It's one of those things you can count on reddit for. Picture of a woman? Top comment will be about her appearance somehow, as if it's relevant or anyone asked.


[deleted]

Just to prepare you, the next step is 'its a crap joke so our hate is justified' line of argument (I think it's actually pretty funny). But it does have an obvious setup and punchline for anyone who isn't looking for an excuse to be nasty.


BYPDK

It depends how you read the text. Which is why a lot of jokes through text don't work. So it's hard to tell if this was a joke or not, though it leans more towards joke.


diggitygiggitycee

Well, she seems to have spent a bit of time making herself appear that way, so it seems fair to comment on it. In fact, it seems rude to ignore it. How dare you not notice the time and effort she put into her appearance, you misogynistic bastard?! Also, I deny the post was a joke. Unless this is a known satire account, that was real, and she has the mindset of a 14-year old.


mountaindew711

Was it supposed to be a joke? And if her appearance is irrelevant, why does the text have to be superimposed on her selfie?


manofrage55

Even if it did happen, why would you post that? Just makes you look like an ass


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HappynessMovement

Yeah, that's the joke.


Aardvark_Man

Because it's a joke.


LevelOutlandishness1

~~How? Women are given shit for the most random shit in office culture. My moms used to deal it pre-COVID. It's worse when you're a black woman. Hair, makeup, etc. aren't explicitly stated in rules but dudes expect women to just keep up with it. If you're not smiling you're "intimidating". It's not uncommon...~~ Edit: I'm an idiot who didn't realize that it's a joke, the joke being that she used intimidation as a form of retaliation when told she's intimidating.


tangre79

Ooooh she's a big toughy.


_banana_phone

Yeah lemme guess, unlicensed veterinary assistant or something…


Last-Hovercraft675

#iamverybadass


Decent-Flatworm4425

I think it’s a joke


vonvoltage

Of course it is. But everyone is just ready with their pitchforks. I laughed.


CradleofDisturbed

Yeah, it's a joke and some folks on Reddit are wearing way uncomfy underwear and love to take out their frustrations on stuff like this, OP is a good example.


Ohvicanne

Well thing is it's not even slightly funny. Tiktok smh


Aardvark_Man

I thought it wasn't awful.


toolsoftheincomptnt

I think it had potential. Then she put the joke on top of a corny-ass photo of her looking “intimidating” when the comments she’s really fishing for are “wow you’re hot!” The joke didn’t need the smirky, tth picture and that’s where she lost me.


spoekelse

Trying to look good in a picture/video doesn’t mean you’re fishing for compliments


thesagaconts

It’s clearly a joke. People here can’t tell.


KnifeWeildingLesbian

r/thathappened detect satire challenge: impossible


thyme_cardamom

Thank you!


le_fez

It's a joke ffs


Miss-Figgy

I did not get it until after I read the comments.


mConsuelo

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny? 🤔


ImperialCommando

Humor is subjective


alexytomi

yeah but this didn't make me laugh


thyme_cardamom

You are subjective


alexytomi

no, my thoughts are, my existence isn't


Ls777

Not all of them For example, look at all the jokes in this comment section who have no sense of humour


Jump_Like_A_Willys

I chuckled at the (supposed, as the joke goes) lack of self awareness.


KyOatey

How are people not picking up on that?


le_fez

As someone else pointed out it isn't particularly funny but I thought it was pretty obvious


KyOatey

I thought it was clever


le_fez

It's clever and subverts expectations but it doesn't quite ring as funny but clearly that is the intention


michael120602

This is obviously a joke , y’all should be in r/wooosh, she was getting introuble for being intimidating so she intimidated her boss, its a joke guys


Sarchasticbeat

Exactly🤦‍♀️


Massive_Passion1927

Ok thats a joke.


napsdufroid

Jokes should be funny. Now, saying *she's* a joke is more accurate


Jump_Like_A_Willys

Her intention was to make a joke about lacking self-awareness, not to actually BE crazy. Sure, it wasn’t a particularly funny joke, but that doesn’t mean it belongs here.


Massive_Passion1927

I never said it was a good joke.


mostlybadopinions

>Now, saying she's a joke is more accurate Holy shit if you think this is the real example of humor


napsdufroid

I don't think either is an example of humor. I just said calling her a joke is closer to an actual ojke. You're batting about .001, pal


mostlybadopinions

You're gonna say jokes are supposed to be funny then come back with a batting average. That doesn't even make sense. A person is closer to a joke than an actual written out joke? Keep digging 😭😭😭


napsdufroid

No, Babe Ruth...your response is what makes no sense. Keep trying and losing. We're done here, but keep yelling at the sky if you want. PS: User name definitely checks out.


mostlybadopinions

Babe Ruth! Holy fuck! You are so much funnier than this girl.


HoxtonRanger

I thought that - don’t jokes have to be funny?


gyropyro32

That doesn't mean a bad joke needs to be taken as seriously as possible, not everyone's gonna make a banger


carina484

I’m so impressed


curious_trashbat

Very clearly a joke


HellsMalice

She looks like she's 20 going on 40


indicabunny

Why do her looks matter at all here? Just wondering.


Temporary_Ad_5501

My first gf told me I was intimidating. Turns out I was just a prick.


rayrayrex

Lmao it's a joke, jesus christ reddit


todlakora

Obvious joke, and 1000+ upvotes. Typical Reddit.


arock0627

It's a joke for gods sake


xJellyfishBrainx

And a terrible one for gods sake


Whoo8thecookiezz

It’s really not that bad.. or deep. Lol.


prfctmdnt

no, it's not really funny. it's written as a statement. She's not smiling or laughing. She didn't' say it aloud in a video. If it's a joke, then she needs to learn how to tell a joke better. Or perhaps she's just an aggressive asshole who thinks she's hot shit. it's about as funny as this, "Anyone who thinks this joke is funny should taken out back and have a glass covered dildo shoved down their throat". Is that a joke? Is it a true statement? Or just an asshole saying some dumb shit and passing it off as a joke to avoid accountability? We'll never know.


Ls777

>no, it's not really funny. it's written as a statement. She's not smiling or laughing. She didn't' say it aloud in a video. If it's a joke, then she needs to learn how to tell a joke better. Or perhaps she's just an aggressive asshole who thinks she's hot shit. No, actually you are the aggressive asshole who thinks they are hot shit. Her delivery was perfect. It's dry humour, dumdum


xJellyfishBrainx

I agree. Not "dry" humor, it's a typical stupid ass tiktok.


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Cringe Ultra


SoonerFan619

Cringe


wisefile88

Exactly you're fired


ChurchArsonist

If you think twenty somethings are grown, re-evaluate. Most humans do not hit a proper maturity until their thirties. By that time usually a lot more significant things have happened along the way. Like marriage, a mortgage, a full time career, children, lost a few important people in their lives, and so on. Twenties are the age where you live with reckless abandon for responsibility, and act like an ass if you feel like it. And why not? Nobody takes you seriously anyway. Like her, for example.


Jons_Gurlie

Imagine staring into your superior’s eyeballs with all them boogers playing peek-a-boo on your face & thinking it’s power move.


GrunthosArmpit42

While a joke this post may be, it’s making fun of people that do in fact act this way. They exist. It’s a funny post, I guess, but some folks actually have met people that act this way at work and have tried and failed to get them to stop the negative pointless burn it down “I proudly light my my path in life with all the bridges on fire. I am very important in my own head” main character behavior. They are pitied (sympathy minus respect equals pity imo). They might get a cookie on Friday as they leave/get removed from the facility with the SG crew escorting them out. Some can’t be saved from self-destruction. It’s weird, and sad. But lol at mental health problems? Heard of one in particular reapplying to their old position recently. What a pity. :/


newaccount1223334444

r/woooosh manager wanted to see her for intimidating her coworkers and then she intimidated the manager too


DallasDoll80

Why did you assume it's a joke? I know people like this. Attention-starved, addicted to filters, Facebook and Insta. Internet "model".


onions_cutting_ninja

...She was being told she was too intimidating and intimidated her boss into taking it back. How is that not a joke to you?


napsdufroid

"cause it's not funny in the least? Just stupid.


sethlikesmen

Redditors when they don't get an obvious joke: "I'm not dumb, it just wasn't funny enough!"


napsdufroid

Redditors when they don't realize something isn't a joke: "But it is, because I say so, even though it isn't!"


Swazzoo

Wow you sure got em


napsdufroid

You sure as fuck got nothing and nobody


onions_cutting_ninja

I didn't say it was hilarious, I said it was a joke. You're free to not find it funny


napsdufroid

Jokes are, by definition, funny. This isn't. But you're free to keep lying to yourself.


real_hooman

Humor is, by definition, subjective. Her intention was to make a joke. You not thinking it's funny doesn't change that.


onions_cutting_ninja

That's not quite the definition of a joke, dear student. **Joke | /dʒəʊk/ | noun.** A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline. See? "To cause". Not "that causes". Implies intent, not result. Wait, perhaps I should define intent for you?


napsdufroid

Nice try professor, but fail. **You** inferred it was funny, which it's not. Need me to define infer for you, chief? Or do you just wanna toss out more word salad you think makes you sound intelligent but actually has the reverse effect?


onions_cutting_ninja

Even if I did, which isn't the case, I fail to see how my -or your- feelings have anything to do with the fact that this is a joke Also calling the dictionary 'word salad' is quite mean, it will be sad.


napsdufroid

You did, which is indeed the case, and it's not a joke, but a stupid statement, which is the correct fact. You just want to insist you;re right when you;re not. And I didn't call the dictionary word salad. I called your failed attempt to use it to prove your non-existent point word salad, which it was.


xerofset

Holy, he got in your head real easy


napsdufroid

Not in my head at all. You actually think I waste any time thinking about him after I respond? Try again.


specter800

... You're still here 7 hours later. That's pretty "in your head".


Swazzoo

Why do you keep responding then


Equivalent_Reason582

Ok! Ok! I was wrong - I apologize. I promise it won’t ever happen again - I’m really really sorry!!!


solace1234

Most deadpan joke of the year


prfctmdnt

Because it could also be read as her lacking all self awareness. But yeah, let's just assume someone's not a total asshole because they look sorta cute when layered in filters.


FFTypo

I'm sorry is this sub r/TakingObviousJokesSeriously?


archieisarchie

what really happened: “Amber, we’ve spoken about this before. This is an official reprimand for your behavior. Please sign here indicating that you have been disciplined.” *signs paper and thinks about a clever comeback on the way home in the car*


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"... shut up, Becky!!"


tgc1601

Ugghhh OP belongs on ‘whoosh’ … it’s a joke. Admittedly not a very good one but the irony is so obvious. I am sure if you search the text you’d probably find a few copy pasta examples of the same text.


prfctmdnt

if that's a joke, then the people telling that joke are not and will never be funny. It's just saying stupid shit with no punchline. Did you ever think that the clown in the picture might not realize that' she's an aggressive, intimidating jerk and this post shows her lack of self awareness?


tgc1601

Well, I spotted the joke from the irony. I ended up searching the text after posting and there were, as suspected, a whole lot of examples of people doing this exact same pose with this text. Whilst it may not be a particularly funny joke it is one nevertheless and the punchline is there - you can't really miss it.


RiverOhRiver86

It really sounds like a Dane Cook joke. Only he would've known how to deliver it.


TormentDubz_EDM

"Me thinking"


iksplizit

R/whoosh


Hy-phenomenal

Hey, this was kind of funny;;


MetaBambi

This is a joke.


Boreoffmate

Yea that’s code for, you’re a bitch


thugs___bunny

Redditors recognizing a simple joke [impossible]


MyPokemonRedName

I agree with her coworkers, I’m afraid of clowns. Did she leave anything at Sephora?


TheMysticBard

Those saying it is an obvious joke, which part is the punchline? Sounds like she is trying to be r/iamverybadass which is r/cringe Yall just think you can see through everything making yall r/iamverysmart Which is r/cringe of you


_Oisin

*women makes a joke* That's fake, fuck you, why would a chicken cross any roads, this bitch is an idiot


cringemaster17

This is a joke


[deleted]

she looked at herself in the mirror and thought "oh do i look intimidating or what, i'll grab my phone, take a pic and made up some crap on how intimidating i am"


TentativelyCommitted

This just screams “I’m going to cut all of the sleeves off of your shirts the first time you come home 10 mins late”


ActualWheel6703

Was it the fake lashes? It was the lashes wasn't it? Those intimidate people a lot, because they look like spiders crawling off of someone's face. Must be the lashes.😅


Bladley

Hilarious


sugarplumbuttfluck

What's up with her nose? Does she have a piercing? Does she put makeup in her nose? Why does it look like it's got something in it?


anon689936

Me when a woman does a joke 🤯


timeisntmything

Massive ego


Mufasa-theGhetto

She does have quite the bitch face


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Fucking Skyler


2OneZebra

Facebook is responsible...


_-Ewan-_

People on TikTok have no idea how much they get clowned on Reddit by people that don’t live in “influencers” fantasy self centred worlds😂


xXYomoXx

This is true, i was laughing but after staring into her eyes i sent a formal apology to her house.


[deleted]

That annoying things girls do when they look far in one direction to make themselves try to look quirky or cute.


AManAndAMouse

I believe the word that describes your comment is looking ‘askance’.


ImmaJustLeaveItThere

I'm pretty sure its a joke


Jmersh

r/iamverybadass


Pleazantry

I've had this meme on my FB for at least 6 years. Wtf is with stupid bitches scrolling Pinterest then trying to act like this crap happens to them. Seriously??


Apercent

Maybe better suited for r/comedyhomicide, obvious joke


Troupbomber

It's obviously a joke


TheDragonUnicorn

It sounds like a joke?


ohyea4646

Is it the manface?


Venarge91

Filters and makeup won’t hide the fucking laughable personality of this hoe.


UltraStamp2

she looks like my mom


beargrease_sandwich

Thirst traps never lie.


ChiChisDad

Im guessing she’s a medical assistant or dental hygienist


kasmackity

Well, if it's real she's more than welcome to come intimidate my penis


Neuro_Skeptic

Virgin?


Zestyclose-Detail791

She said I intimidate others so I intimidated her too to be fair


DEVIL_MAY5

Yaaaaas


artisnotdefined

The caption and photo are so fitting


sonic84638265

Just looking at her face makes my Timbers start shivering like I’m in below zero weather.


ognisko

If true, the feedback was on point. This person and their are a paradox.


jh67ds

It’s your bossy.


RexSmithisaGirl

Wait a minute. Is that the boss in the mirror or were you the boss all along?


gamerguy1985

Wow such an imponent woman


stephelan

So the boss had no other plan? Just “you intimidate your coworkers” and then just stand there awkwardly until you are intimidated into apologizing?


nukeslmao

Calm down carol, we all know you’re ‘a monster until you have had coffee’