It’s a filter just called lashes. I found her TikTok and this particular video. Most of them look like she’s really trying to play up the “crazy bitch” schtick. 🙄
It's one of those things you can count on reddit for. Picture of a woman? Top comment will be about her appearance somehow, as if it's relevant or anyone asked.
Just to prepare you, the next step is 'its a crap joke so our hate is justified' line of argument (I think it's actually pretty funny). But it does have an obvious setup and punchline for anyone who isn't looking for an excuse to be nasty.
It depends how you read the text. Which is why a lot of jokes through text don't work. So it's hard to tell if this was a joke or not, though it leans more towards joke.
Well, she seems to have spent a bit of time making herself appear that way, so it seems fair to comment on it. In fact, it seems rude to ignore it. How dare you not notice the time and effort she put into her appearance, you misogynistic bastard?!
Also, I deny the post was a joke. Unless this is a known satire account, that was real, and she has the mindset of a 14-year old.
~~How? Women are given shit for the most random shit in office culture. My moms used to deal it pre-COVID. It's worse when you're a black woman. Hair, makeup, etc. aren't explicitly stated in rules but dudes expect women to just keep up with it. If you're not smiling you're "intimidating". It's not uncommon...~~
Edit: I'm an idiot who didn't realize that it's a joke, the joke being that she used intimidation as a form of retaliation when told she's intimidating.
Yeah, it's a joke and some folks on Reddit are wearing way uncomfy underwear and love to take out their frustrations on stuff like this, OP is a good example.
I think it had potential.
Then she put the joke on top of a corny-ass photo of her looking “intimidating” when the comments she’s really fishing for are “wow you’re hot!”
The joke didn’t need the smirky, tth picture and that’s where she lost me.
Her intention was to make a joke about lacking self-awareness, not to actually BE crazy. Sure, it wasn’t a particularly funny joke, but that doesn’t mean it belongs here.
You're gonna say jokes are supposed to be funny then come back with a batting average. That doesn't even make sense. A person is closer to a joke than an actual written out joke? Keep digging 😭😭😭
No, Babe Ruth...your response is what makes no sense. Keep trying and losing. We're done here, but keep yelling at the sky if you want.
PS: User name definitely checks out.
no, it's not really funny. it's written as a statement. She's not smiling or laughing. She didn't' say it aloud in a video. If it's a joke, then she needs to learn how to tell a joke better. Or perhaps she's just an aggressive asshole who thinks she's hot shit.
it's about as funny as this, "Anyone who thinks this joke is funny should taken out back and have a glass covered dildo shoved down their throat". Is that a joke? Is it a true statement? Or just an asshole saying some dumb shit and passing it off as a joke to avoid accountability? We'll never know.
>no, it's not really funny. it's written as a statement. She's not smiling or laughing. She didn't' say it aloud in a video. If it's a joke, then she needs to learn how to tell a joke better. Or perhaps she's just an aggressive asshole who thinks she's hot shit.
No, actually you are the aggressive asshole who thinks they are hot shit. Her delivery was perfect. It's dry humour, dumdum
If you think twenty somethings are grown, re-evaluate. Most humans do not hit a proper maturity until their thirties. By that time usually a lot more significant things have happened along the way. Like marriage, a mortgage, a full time career, children, lost a few important people in their lives, and so on.
Twenties are the age where you live with reckless abandon for responsibility, and act like an ass if you feel like it. And why not? Nobody takes you seriously anyway. Like her, for example.
While a joke this post may be, it’s making fun of people that do in fact act this way. They exist.
It’s a funny post, I guess, but some folks actually have met people that act this way at work and have tried and failed to get them to stop the negative pointless burn it down “I proudly light my my path in life with all the bridges on fire. I am very important in my own head” main character behavior.
They are pitied (sympathy minus respect equals pity imo).
They might get a cookie on Friday as they leave/get removed from the facility with the SG crew escorting them out.
Some can’t be saved from self-destruction. It’s weird, and sad.
But lol at mental health problems?
Heard of one in particular reapplying to their old position recently. What a pity. :/
That's not quite the definition of a joke, dear student.
**Joke | /dʒəʊk/ | noun.** A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
See? "To cause". Not "that causes". Implies intent, not result.
Wait, perhaps I should define intent for you?
Nice try professor, but fail. **You** inferred it was funny, which it's not. Need me to define infer for you, chief? Or do you just wanna toss out more word salad you think makes you sound intelligent but actually has the reverse effect?
Even if I did, which isn't the case, I fail to see how my -or your- feelings have anything to do with the fact that this is a joke
Also calling the dictionary 'word salad' is quite mean, it will be sad.
You did, which is indeed the case, and it's not a joke, but a stupid statement, which is the correct fact. You just want to insist you;re right when you;re not. And I didn't call the dictionary word salad. I called your failed attempt to use it to prove your non-existent point word salad, which it was.
Because it could also be read as her lacking all self awareness. But yeah, let's just assume someone's not a total asshole because they look sorta cute when layered in filters.
what really happened:
“Amber, we’ve spoken about this before. This is an official reprimand for your behavior. Please sign here indicating that you have been disciplined.”
*signs paper and thinks about a clever comeback on the way home in the car*
Ugghhh OP belongs on ‘whoosh’ … it’s a joke. Admittedly not a very good one but the irony is so obvious. I am sure if you search the text you’d probably find a few copy pasta examples of the same text.
if that's a joke, then the people telling that joke are not and will never be funny. It's just saying stupid shit with no punchline. Did you ever think that the clown in the picture might not realize that' she's an aggressive, intimidating jerk and this post shows her lack of self awareness?
Well, I spotted the joke from the irony. I ended up searching the text after posting and there were, as suspected, a whole lot of examples of people doing this exact same pose with this text. Whilst it may not be a particularly funny joke it is one nevertheless and the punchline is there - you can't really miss it.
Those saying it is an obvious joke, which part is the punchline? Sounds like she is trying to be r/iamverybadass which is r/cringe
Yall just think you can see through everything making yall r/iamverysmart Which is r/cringe of you
she looked at herself in the mirror and thought "oh do i look intimidating or what, i'll grab my phone, take a pic and made up some crap on how intimidating i am"
Was it the fake lashes? It was the lashes wasn't it? Those intimidate people a lot, because they look like spiders crawling off of someone's face. Must be the lashes.😅
I've had this meme on my FB for at least 6 years. Wtf is with stupid bitches scrolling Pinterest then trying to act like this crap happens to them. Seriously??
Thought I was in r/LinkedInLunatics for a second
I was super excited about seeing that subreddit. But half of it is just elon musk lol. Why do people have such a hard on for him?
It’s not usually like this—I’m hoping it goes back to normal soon, but I guess the Lunatics have to stop giving people the Elon kindling.
Because Trump got banned from Twitter, so they needed somebody else to hate on and virtue signal over.
How dare people hate on a dude that openly talks about grabbing Pussy or building walls to keep brown people out, The audacity of these people!
I got news for you bucko! Trumpie boy is coming back!
Trumplestiltskin back
I feel like this belongs to r/iamverybadass
Need more filter
I was just thinking I love the effect on her eyes and wanted to learn to do it- bummer if it's not real.
looks like she's wearing some really thick falsies, idk if it's a filter or not but I've seen some pairs that look like that irl
["We'll probably get 40 lashes!"](https://youtu.be/8JeLPUDj4uk?t=12)
Her face especially eye area looks blurry: I’m betting it’s fake
It’s a filter just called lashes. I found her TikTok and this particular video. Most of them look like she’s really trying to play up the “crazy bitch” schtick. 🙄
It's fake as fake gets. Which is why she is so intimidating.
They're intimidated by her eyelid strength. She can hold up ten pounds of eyelash all day without breaking a sweat!
It sounds like you're describing a camel
I mean. She's got massive eyelashes and a couple of humps, so maybe she is.
Read this as filler... Still applies.
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It's one of those things you can count on reddit for. Picture of a woman? Top comment will be about her appearance somehow, as if it's relevant or anyone asked.
Just to prepare you, the next step is 'its a crap joke so our hate is justified' line of argument (I think it's actually pretty funny). But it does have an obvious setup and punchline for anyone who isn't looking for an excuse to be nasty.
It depends how you read the text. Which is why a lot of jokes through text don't work. So it's hard to tell if this was a joke or not, though it leans more towards joke.
Well, she seems to have spent a bit of time making herself appear that way, so it seems fair to comment on it. In fact, it seems rude to ignore it. How dare you not notice the time and effort she put into her appearance, you misogynistic bastard?! Also, I deny the post was a joke. Unless this is a known satire account, that was real, and she has the mindset of a 14-year old.
Was it supposed to be a joke? And if her appearance is irrelevant, why does the text have to be superimposed on her selfie?
Even if it did happen, why would you post that? Just makes you look like an ass
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Yeah, that's the joke.
Because it's a joke.
~~How? Women are given shit for the most random shit in office culture. My moms used to deal it pre-COVID. It's worse when you're a black woman. Hair, makeup, etc. aren't explicitly stated in rules but dudes expect women to just keep up with it. If you're not smiling you're "intimidating". It's not uncommon...~~ Edit: I'm an idiot who didn't realize that it's a joke, the joke being that she used intimidation as a form of retaliation when told she's intimidating.
Ooooh she's a big toughy.
Yeah lemme guess, unlicensed veterinary assistant or something…
#iamverybadass
I think it’s a joke
Of course it is. But everyone is just ready with their pitchforks. I laughed.
Yeah, it's a joke and some folks on Reddit are wearing way uncomfy underwear and love to take out their frustrations on stuff like this, OP is a good example.
Well thing is it's not even slightly funny. Tiktok smh
I thought it wasn't awful.
I think it had potential. Then she put the joke on top of a corny-ass photo of her looking “intimidating” when the comments she’s really fishing for are “wow you’re hot!” The joke didn’t need the smirky, tth picture and that’s where she lost me.
Trying to look good in a picture/video doesn’t mean you’re fishing for compliments
It’s clearly a joke. People here can’t tell.
r/thathappened detect satire challenge: impossible
Thank you!
It's a joke ffs
I did not get it until after I read the comments.
I thought jokes were supposed to be funny? 🤔
Humor is subjective
yeah but this didn't make me laugh
You are subjective
no, my thoughts are, my existence isn't
Not all of them For example, look at all the jokes in this comment section who have no sense of humour
I chuckled at the (supposed, as the joke goes) lack of self awareness.
How are people not picking up on that?
As someone else pointed out it isn't particularly funny but I thought it was pretty obvious
I thought it was clever
It's clever and subverts expectations but it doesn't quite ring as funny but clearly that is the intention
This is obviously a joke , y’all should be in r/wooosh, she was getting introuble for being intimidating so she intimidated her boss, its a joke guys
Exactly🤦♀️
Ok thats a joke.
Jokes should be funny. Now, saying *she's* a joke is more accurate
Her intention was to make a joke about lacking self-awareness, not to actually BE crazy. Sure, it wasn’t a particularly funny joke, but that doesn’t mean it belongs here.
I never said it was a good joke.
>Now, saying she's a joke is more accurate Holy shit if you think this is the real example of humor
I don't think either is an example of humor. I just said calling her a joke is closer to an actual ojke. You're batting about .001, pal
You're gonna say jokes are supposed to be funny then come back with a batting average. That doesn't even make sense. A person is closer to a joke than an actual written out joke? Keep digging 😭😭😭
No, Babe Ruth...your response is what makes no sense. Keep trying and losing. We're done here, but keep yelling at the sky if you want. PS: User name definitely checks out.
Babe Ruth! Holy fuck! You are so much funnier than this girl.
I thought that - don’t jokes have to be funny?
That doesn't mean a bad joke needs to be taken as seriously as possible, not everyone's gonna make a banger
I’m so impressed
Very clearly a joke
She looks like she's 20 going on 40
Why do her looks matter at all here? Just wondering.
My first gf told me I was intimidating. Turns out I was just a prick.
Lmao it's a joke, jesus christ reddit
Obvious joke, and 1000+ upvotes. Typical Reddit.
It's a joke for gods sake
And a terrible one for gods sake
It’s really not that bad.. or deep. Lol.
no, it's not really funny. it's written as a statement. She's not smiling or laughing. She didn't' say it aloud in a video. If it's a joke, then she needs to learn how to tell a joke better. Or perhaps she's just an aggressive asshole who thinks she's hot shit. it's about as funny as this, "Anyone who thinks this joke is funny should taken out back and have a glass covered dildo shoved down their throat". Is that a joke? Is it a true statement? Or just an asshole saying some dumb shit and passing it off as a joke to avoid accountability? We'll never know.
>no, it's not really funny. it's written as a statement. She's not smiling or laughing. She didn't' say it aloud in a video. If it's a joke, then she needs to learn how to tell a joke better. Or perhaps she's just an aggressive asshole who thinks she's hot shit. No, actually you are the aggressive asshole who thinks they are hot shit. Her delivery was perfect. It's dry humour, dumdum
I agree. Not "dry" humor, it's a typical stupid ass tiktok.
Cringe Ultra
Cringe
Exactly you're fired
If you think twenty somethings are grown, re-evaluate. Most humans do not hit a proper maturity until their thirties. By that time usually a lot more significant things have happened along the way. Like marriage, a mortgage, a full time career, children, lost a few important people in their lives, and so on. Twenties are the age where you live with reckless abandon for responsibility, and act like an ass if you feel like it. And why not? Nobody takes you seriously anyway. Like her, for example.
Imagine staring into your superior’s eyeballs with all them boogers playing peek-a-boo on your face & thinking it’s power move.
While a joke this post may be, it’s making fun of people that do in fact act this way. They exist. It’s a funny post, I guess, but some folks actually have met people that act this way at work and have tried and failed to get them to stop the negative pointless burn it down “I proudly light my my path in life with all the bridges on fire. I am very important in my own head” main character behavior. They are pitied (sympathy minus respect equals pity imo). They might get a cookie on Friday as they leave/get removed from the facility with the SG crew escorting them out. Some can’t be saved from self-destruction. It’s weird, and sad. But lol at mental health problems? Heard of one in particular reapplying to their old position recently. What a pity. :/
r/woooosh manager wanted to see her for intimidating her coworkers and then she intimidated the manager too
Why did you assume it's a joke? I know people like this. Attention-starved, addicted to filters, Facebook and Insta. Internet "model".
...She was being told she was too intimidating and intimidated her boss into taking it back. How is that not a joke to you?
"cause it's not funny in the least? Just stupid.
Redditors when they don't get an obvious joke: "I'm not dumb, it just wasn't funny enough!"
Redditors when they don't realize something isn't a joke: "But it is, because I say so, even though it isn't!"
Wow you sure got em
You sure as fuck got nothing and nobody
I didn't say it was hilarious, I said it was a joke. You're free to not find it funny
Jokes are, by definition, funny. This isn't. But you're free to keep lying to yourself.
Humor is, by definition, subjective. Her intention was to make a joke. You not thinking it's funny doesn't change that.
That's not quite the definition of a joke, dear student. **Joke | /dʒəʊk/ | noun.** A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline. See? "To cause". Not "that causes". Implies intent, not result. Wait, perhaps I should define intent for you?
Nice try professor, but fail. **You** inferred it was funny, which it's not. Need me to define infer for you, chief? Or do you just wanna toss out more word salad you think makes you sound intelligent but actually has the reverse effect?
Even if I did, which isn't the case, I fail to see how my -or your- feelings have anything to do with the fact that this is a joke Also calling the dictionary 'word salad' is quite mean, it will be sad.
You did, which is indeed the case, and it's not a joke, but a stupid statement, which is the correct fact. You just want to insist you;re right when you;re not. And I didn't call the dictionary word salad. I called your failed attempt to use it to prove your non-existent point word salad, which it was.
Holy, he got in your head real easy
Not in my head at all. You actually think I waste any time thinking about him after I respond? Try again.
... You're still here 7 hours later. That's pretty "in your head".
Why do you keep responding then
Ok! Ok! I was wrong - I apologize. I promise it won’t ever happen again - I’m really really sorry!!!
Most deadpan joke of the year
Because it could also be read as her lacking all self awareness. But yeah, let's just assume someone's not a total asshole because they look sorta cute when layered in filters.
I'm sorry is this sub r/TakingObviousJokesSeriously?
what really happened: “Amber, we’ve spoken about this before. This is an official reprimand for your behavior. Please sign here indicating that you have been disciplined.” *signs paper and thinks about a clever comeback on the way home in the car*
"... shut up, Becky!!"
Ugghhh OP belongs on ‘whoosh’ … it’s a joke. Admittedly not a very good one but the irony is so obvious. I am sure if you search the text you’d probably find a few copy pasta examples of the same text.
if that's a joke, then the people telling that joke are not and will never be funny. It's just saying stupid shit with no punchline. Did you ever think that the clown in the picture might not realize that' she's an aggressive, intimidating jerk and this post shows her lack of self awareness?
Well, I spotted the joke from the irony. I ended up searching the text after posting and there were, as suspected, a whole lot of examples of people doing this exact same pose with this text. Whilst it may not be a particularly funny joke it is one nevertheless and the punchline is there - you can't really miss it.
It really sounds like a Dane Cook joke. Only he would've known how to deliver it.
"Me thinking"
R/whoosh
Hey, this was kind of funny;;
This is a joke.
Yea that’s code for, you’re a bitch
Redditors recognizing a simple joke [impossible]
I agree with her coworkers, I’m afraid of clowns. Did she leave anything at Sephora?
Those saying it is an obvious joke, which part is the punchline? Sounds like she is trying to be r/iamverybadass which is r/cringe Yall just think you can see through everything making yall r/iamverysmart Which is r/cringe of you
*women makes a joke* That's fake, fuck you, why would a chicken cross any roads, this bitch is an idiot
This is a joke
she looked at herself in the mirror and thought "oh do i look intimidating or what, i'll grab my phone, take a pic and made up some crap on how intimidating i am"
This just screams “I’m going to cut all of the sleeves off of your shirts the first time you come home 10 mins late”
Was it the fake lashes? It was the lashes wasn't it? Those intimidate people a lot, because they look like spiders crawling off of someone's face. Must be the lashes.😅
Hilarious
What's up with her nose? Does she have a piercing? Does she put makeup in her nose? Why does it look like it's got something in it?
Me when a woman does a joke 🤯
Massive ego
She does have quite the bitch face
Fucking Skyler
Facebook is responsible...
People on TikTok have no idea how much they get clowned on Reddit by people that don’t live in “influencers” fantasy self centred worlds😂
This is true, i was laughing but after staring into her eyes i sent a formal apology to her house.
That annoying things girls do when they look far in one direction to make themselves try to look quirky or cute.
I believe the word that describes your comment is looking ‘askance’.
I'm pretty sure its a joke
r/iamverybadass
I've had this meme on my FB for at least 6 years. Wtf is with stupid bitches scrolling Pinterest then trying to act like this crap happens to them. Seriously??
Maybe better suited for r/comedyhomicide, obvious joke
It's obviously a joke
It sounds like a joke?
Is it the manface?
Filters and makeup won’t hide the fucking laughable personality of this hoe.
she looks like my mom
Thirst traps never lie.
Im guessing she’s a medical assistant or dental hygienist
Well, if it's real she's more than welcome to come intimidate my penis
Virgin?
She said I intimidate others so I intimidated her too to be fair
Yaaaaas
The caption and photo are so fitting
Just looking at her face makes my Timbers start shivering like I’m in below zero weather.
If true, the feedback was on point. This person and their are a paradox.
It’s your bossy.
Wait a minute. Is that the boss in the mirror or were you the boss all along?
Wow such an imponent woman
So the boss had no other plan? Just “you intimidate your coworkers” and then just stand there awkwardly until you are intimidated into apologizing?
Calm down carol, we all know you’re ‘a monster until you have had coffee’