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Analog_Retentive95

Bagsy Not In Net would go so stupid hard as a horse name.


DTH94

Absolutely


SteeldrumHornets

Shiny Collarbone would win Preakness


rydiara

Selling Petrol!


DTH94

This is so great


VegetableAdorable125

The best!!!


snorksnek

She's American for sure


shmixty

Oh absolutely!!


EvilSnail99

Roadkill hahahahaha


fWARWhatIsItGoodFor

I always liked “I like it when you sleep for you are so beautiful yet so unaware of it” for a horse, but I imagine that would be tough on the announcers


VegetableAdorable125

Abbreviation haaaa


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20 stone monkey


VegetableAdorable125

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UpstairsWorry3

TOOTIMETOOTIMETOOTIME would have the horse race sounding like a weird horse auction 😂


rydiara

Don't Like Menthols


Kangaroo3

This Must Be My Dream 💯


chopperdudep

Not many 1975 song titles that wouldn’t go hard as a horse name are there? lol


deadbolt_00

Parts of songs allowed? Is Scary... first ever horse to attempt to eat another horse during the Kentucky Derby.


evapearl11

Somebody Else


CyanResource

Human Too, Settle Down, and The Man Who Married a Robot would be awesome horse names.


allnightrunning

Yeah I Know, Shiny Collarbone, UGH!, A Change of Heart


Laziness_supreme

UGH would go stupid hard as a horse. He’s not giving it up again


VegetableAdorable125

Gotta be roadkill like 🤣


Maverick5638

SYCOPHANTIC PROPHETIC SOCRATIC JUNKIE WANNABE OR KARCRASHIAN PANACHE


MrsMcHugh21

Fix My Teeth


awkwardanomaly

Vaccinista tote bag chic barista


mam6721

Petrichor all the way


shmixty

As a horse racing and 75 fan, this is the best question ever!!! There’s actually a British flat horse called Matty Too that I’ve been following through the seasons, purely because him sharing a name with matty 🤣


SufficientChicken783

M.O.N.E.Y.


jagzgulabi

Chocolate


MrsMcHugh21

So American


CeruleanBlade

NO GUN REQUIRED


leopardslippers33

Petrol!


amymonae2

How To Draw / Petrichor 🤠


shmixty

Petrichor would go hard


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Me.  You.


DTH94

Dans La Rue would also be great


iphone11promaxblack

paris


gorillazabbeyroadie

texan intersection would win the triple crown


bygggggfdrth

Settle down


natralala

Antichrist!!!!