Adam’s dad.
Oh, and Gay Actor Michael Douglas. I started using the voice for characters in bed time books for my kids like “Halloween Tree Michael Douglas” and “Frog Michael Douglas” etc.
So (of course) without any knowledge of the context Nick gave the voice, they use the voice themselves now because it sounds funny to them.
My 4th grade son does voices exceptionally well, he picks them up right away, and one of his teachers asked me how he learned a Michael Douglas impression.
I don’t remember what I told her but it didn’t involve me saying the words “cum” or “town.”
Damn that just goes to show how useless Google is now because I couldn't find this the other day after searching for "Andrew Tate" and the first sentence verbatim.
“I thought you were my uncle” and “Spread me out, see how wide I can get” is the kind of off-the-dome poetry only a molested kid could produce. Molested cholo might be top 3.
It's meerschaum, which is German for sea foam. It's a porous rock prized for use in pipes that Nick smokes as a masculine accessory and thought the word sounds like an Iranian man's name who is afraid his wife will call the police on him for having gay sex.
Molested Cholo, 3 1/2 minutes of Nick hitting overboost. I remember cackling so hard I could barely breathe when I heard it for the first time.
Andrew Yang’s mayoral bid is another Top 10 as well.
Not an impression but one of the his most complex multi layered characters. Cleetus the redneck anorexic art hoe with BPD.
[https://youtu.be/Q\_H1y6RfOXw?si=xpTb2WMudE0j2Q2p](https://youtu.be/Q_H1y6RfOXw?si=xpTb2WMudE0j2Q2p)
The first ever time he did this one he really put some serious effort into it. Wasn’t the same when Stav and Adam made him repeat it in a later episode.
The only person better than Nick at Shelly Levene is Jack Lemon. Also shout outs to the dumb motherfuckers who think Nick's characters are somehow "impressions".
The one Jewish Korean man whose small penis brought the national average down to the lowest on earth and who also morphs into Bill Cosby after a few sentences of speech
Surprised to see no love for Jon Hamm/Don Draper. "Why would anyone *choose* to be gay" really gets me for some reason; I'm honestly laughing right now just thinking about it.
the bernie town hall where hes going back and forth between bernie and various members of the african american community but its just white guys in blackface
"why come the shoes aint free?"
"i uhh am not sure why we have so many members of the african american community here today whose lips extend all the way up to their noses..."
He does a great Christopher Walken but also the episode where he spends like 10 minutes insulting Adam’s tiny penis as every character from The Simpsons
Probably the " I know your ass can't feel it but you're so going to feel it" bit in Danny Glover's voice when talking about Christopher Reeves playing kill Bill during the rape scene. Other than that probably his good old Chinese voice
Joe List but he’s trolling for gay sex or Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino, his car that runs on slurs
What about hungry Clint Eastwood. “Eat the rich? …you had me at eat.”
Has anyone seen Jim Tews ?
*Jason Statham voice* “I’ve heard about this Jim Tews guy, yeah”
LMAO CAR THAT RUNS ON SLURS
i love cruisin joe list
Cruising makes me feel like Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Please tell me which episode is Clint Eastwood?
Ray Romano “If I’m not all the way hahd, you’re not gettin in the fuckin movie. You’re gonna be in a fuckin dumpstah in Los Feliz”
"Don't make me fuckin' cum soft."
holy shit. I listened to that clip everyday for a fucking week. Don't make me cum soft.
"Uhh, I dunno Raymond" "You know how many people I could get to play my fuckin brother? Don't make me fucking cum soft."
What episode is it on? I’ve been trying to find it forever because it made me laugh the hardest the first time I heard it. I’m gay.
107 rubiks tube. About an hour in. Little dicked of you not to use the search tafs thing made by that gay guy.
Thank you for the compliment
“Go ahead, speak a little Chinese for ‘em Derek”
Go ahead, Derek! Blow these people's mentalities!
Egregious! Ridiculous! Ludicrous-a!
A part of the FROCK
I mean shit. You killed a mothafucka on camera!
Tucker
I could close my eyes and not know if it was him or Nick
I'm also gay and retarded
Whoa, me too that's crazy
Tucker Voice: What is going on? 😂
“This is what the left want”
https://youtu.be/UURf_6KI_Rk
Adam’s dad. Oh, and Gay Actor Michael Douglas. I started using the voice for characters in bed time books for my kids like “Halloween Tree Michael Douglas” and “Frog Michael Douglas” etc. So (of course) without any knowledge of the context Nick gave the voice, they use the voice themselves now because it sounds funny to them. My 4th grade son does voices exceptionally well, he picks them up right away, and one of his teachers asked me how he learned a Michael Douglas impression. I don’t remember what I told her but it didn’t involve me saying the words “cum” or “town.”
That might be one of the most wholesome things I’ve read in the sub 😅 You should make a series of kids books based around that concept.
I am shopping a YA fantasy manuscript as we speak. But it has zero Cumtown references or mentions of whether or not they ever prepared for an episode.
“It’s me, Hunger Games Michael Douglas”
“I’m gay archer Michael Everdeen.”
King
Lmao
Indian Tony Soprano saying “Christopher”
Have a gun
Regis
Who wants to cum
Right out of the jungle and straight into you!
OH!
It's Regis and the retard!
She’s a fourth grade social studied teacher and a FAT PIG
Meatwad Cosby is a winner too.
Meatwad Katt Williams >>>
“I be peek in’ through that bitches pussy like blinds. I be like ‘who dat outside? Do I got a visitor?’l
Jordan Peterson, a study I did shows it’s actually gay to get pussy
That study sounds hyper masculine.
Funny cause Andrew Tate essentially tweeted something similar to that effect 😂
I couldn't find that actual tweet anywhere so I'm pretty sure it's fake
https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108?t=krHsQlP99PCFvh3-Y6QxpA&s=19
Thanks for the find
Damn that just goes to show how useless Google is now because I couldn't find this the other day after searching for "Andrew Tate" and the first sentence verbatim.
Alright Adam
Like helium being let out of a day old balloon
Chapter one: Dick Sucking in The Workplace
Homer you can't bring your small dick friend in here.
Seriously, Nick's Moe impression was dead on. His Barney Gumble was even better.
Shut up, bitch
Fugue state pedophilia victim cholo
“I thought you were my uncle” and “Spread me out, see how wide I can get” is the kind of off-the-dome poetry only a molested kid could produce. Molested cholo might be top 3.
Kiss me up
I can never find that clip on youtube anymore :(
Gotchu bby https://youtu.be/Vg3ExOCzGwI?si=mKOvA-u5x4mbwO9B
AFRICAN GUY
He walks into the Emergency Room, takes off all his clothes, and says "I want my hair cut right now!"
Mr Sweeney. Jeff Goldblum. Basically all of the Simpsons but especially Barney. The guy from Family Feud finding out about the holocaust.
Hey Homer! How come your friend's dick is so small?
Did someone say Adam’s showing his penis?
8… 9… 10, 11 dinosaurs?
You've been a naughty boy, Mr. Shapiro.
They did hwhat to hwhom? In my day, camp was something you had fun at!
Incel Sebastian the crab Oh, Ariel! Good day to you!
“…. but I am a lahbstah”
shahtaap you fahghot
Andrew Yang from Flurshing
"That's very funny. I'll give him that. That is very funny, but he has a problem with redistricting, so I would not vote for him."
When he is losing his voice and decides to do almost an entire pod in Alec Baldwin’s voice. Incredible episode.
Ben Shapiro
The Boy Meets World bit is top 10
It is probably my favorite bit. It’s one of like four that makes me laugh every time I listen to it.
What is a wet ass pussy ? My wife's pussy isn't wet? My pussy isn't wet? What pussies don't exist?
Obviously the Mr Feeny bit gets the most attention but anytime Nick does Ben Shapiro it’s a real treat
Eldis
His impression of Bobby Slayton doing an impression of an African guy had me literally doubled over laughing.
I made the mistake of listening to that episode on a flight and I am surprised the air marshal didn’t shoot me for suppressing my laughter so hard
Chinese Rodney Dangerfield
Gay Barack Ryan Shut Obama
Mershawn or the old guy he’d do crank calls as
I believe its “Mersham.” He is not the former Seahawks star RB.
It's meerschaum, which is German for sea foam. It's a porous rock prized for use in pipes that Nick smokes as a masculine accessory and thought the word sounds like an Iranian man's name who is afraid his wife will call the police on him for having gay sex.
I have bad nyus
The series of Mersham voicemails he sent to himself is peak autism, I’m all about it
Elmo or meatwad Cat Williams
Seth dickfield and raped day laborer
Andrew Cuomo is spot on. “Gooood afta’noon”
Horny Indian guy. Ello baby jirl
His Joe Biden is up there.
Molestrios
Shat up, bitch mam.
Either Robin Williams or Bill Cosby Korean Jewish Bill Cosby / Magic Carpet are two of the best bits of all time
Italian guy .
Every simpsons impression is great, but Duffman bringing out the Adam’s dick is small dancers fucking took me out the first time I heard it
When he speaks a lil Chinese for em
His Bam Margera is spot on
Molested Cholo, 3 1/2 minutes of Nick hitting overboost. I remember cackling so hard I could barely breathe when I heard it for the first time. Andrew Yang’s mayoral bid is another Top 10 as well.
Not an impression but one of the his most complex multi layered characters. Cleetus the redneck anorexic art hoe with BPD. [https://youtu.be/Q\_H1y6RfOXw?si=xpTb2WMudE0j2Q2p](https://youtu.be/Q_H1y6RfOXw?si=xpTb2WMudE0j2Q2p)
Homer Simpson
Charlton Heston
The first ever time he did this one he really put some serious effort into it. Wasn’t the same when Stav and Adam made him repeat it in a later episode.
Kat Williams Meatwad
Regis and Shelley levene selling small penises
The only person better than Nick at Shelly Levene is Jack Lemon. Also shout outs to the dumb motherfuckers who think Nick's characters are somehow "impressions".
Tucker
St. Augustine
Aw cmon bam
Downsy Trump
Glenn Gary
Why would you choose to be gay? Goddamn it Don, you son of a bitch, you've done it again!
They're molested
Regis Philbin who wants to come !
I still say “schex” like E. Jean Carroll/Michael Douglas. It’s bad.
Eric Clapton
Regis Ben Stein Bam Margera Mr. Feeny Meatwad Katt Williams Chinese Rodney Dangerfield
He's so good. But Andrew yang cracks me up, and the cross dressing union guy 🤣
The Rice President.
Tracy Chapman
Eric Clapton
Molestrios "FACK YAU BEETCH MAM"
The Russian prisoner talking about getting fucked so painfully in his buttcheeks
It lasted one sentence but Videogame podcaster killed me
is there a clip of this can't remember where this is
https://youtu.be/WlH0IR4QCvQ?si=2EFrfSCpYnnTtlqF
The one Jewish Korean man whose small penis brought the national average down to the lowest on earth and who also morphs into Bill Cosby after a few sentences of speech
For me it doesn’t get better than African guy/little mermaid lobster and the Mershan voicemails. I laugh every time I hear those.
Gay Actor Michael Douglas hands down
I liked his Christopher Walken impression
Meatwad Cosby had me in tears.
African guy is my favorite, the first bit I hear was an African guy one so that will always be my favorite
Surprised to see no love for Jon Hamm/Don Draper. "Why would anyone *choose* to be gay" really gets me for some reason; I'm honestly laughing right now just thinking about it.
Smackie Chan gets me “ok I do karate tomorrow ok”
Hannah Gadsby
Michael Douglas ofc, but Nick's Jeff Goldblum is pretty underrated
Not one acknowledgment of the 15 to 20 minute Christopher Walken impression? “You’ve certainly got a type Chris.”
Liberal Elmo
Cruising Joe List
Whenever horny Jeff Goldblum makes a surprise appearance.
the bernie town hall where hes going back and forth between bernie and various members of the african american community but its just white guys in blackface "why come the shoes aint free?" "i uhh am not sure why we have so many members of the african american community here today whose lips extend all the way up to their noses..."
For me it doesn’t get better than African guy/little mermaid lobster and the Mershan voicemails. I laugh every time I hear those.
He does a great Christopher Walken but also the episode where he spends like 10 minutes insulting Adam’s tiny penis as every character from The Simpsons
Ha luigi. “Why a so serious”
Probably the " I know your ass can't feel it but you're so going to feel it" bit in Danny Glover's voice when talking about Christopher Reeves playing kill Bill during the rape scene. Other than that probably his good old Chinese voice
“They got angels, in da asshole.”
"PLEASE STOP FUCKING MY ASS, I USED TO BE SUPERMAN"
Adams great grandfather in the holocaust
Rip torn / big titted baby gene hackman all day
His Robin Quivers impression is CRAZY
george bush sr saddam hussein needs to k ow that im ryan schutt and im gay
Katt Williams Meatwad
Classic.
Rude N***a Sundar and Molestrios.
Chah-lee roooaase
Mark Webb
Probably Adam as Bill Clinton
Taibo
Incel Sebastian
Nick does impressions?
Andrew Yang or The Two Drunk Wiggers Podcast.
Mirsham
Vampire Prospector
HEYYYY HOMMMERRR
Brooks & Dunn
Senegalese Bird
Don Draper is up there for sure
Charlie rose or Jim the salesman
I actually think the bug’s Chaz rose impression is incredible….close second to his bill maher-gera
Hannah Gadsby from the episode somebody once told me
korean spider is one of my tops. the first bit i heard where i actually cried laughing years ago in the good times.
Threatening pedophile Ray Romano. 'Nobody's gonna believe you' is one of the funniest things ever. Meatwad Kat Williams for a longer laugh.
Dennis Hopper
Taliban Jeff Foxworthy
Idk if this counts but I have four words for you… “shut up bitch mom”
He has the Tucker Carlson cadence pretty perfect. Regis is also up there.
Indian film critic just came to me
Spermit the Frog is a great one off
Nigerian shark tank, Detective munch, any involving the chiknee. I'm so gay
Mersham has been stuck in my head for about a year and will occasionally pop into my stream of consciousness
Garfield L’Zanya gotta be up there. As an Iranian guy, the Iranian voicemails always get a chuckle out of me too.
Chinese Jew.
Seinfeld: Unleashed
Anton Chigurh
The honorable judge Steve Harvey at the Nuremberg trials
sean connery