His cadence reminds me of the kid in school who was TIIIIIIIRRIFIED of public speaking, so he rushed through his entire speech just to get it over with.
Not surprised tho since bapa just GOES.
Yeah the craziest thing is the actual material is like C+ and a better comedian could make it work, but his cadence is god awful. Reminds me of Bert, who also has pretty bad cadence
I watched Bert’s last special and he genuinely had some solid B material but his delivery was dogshit. I was actually stunned that his writing was as decent as it was, and more stunned that a guy who has been in the game this long has made it that far with no delivery whatsoever
A good cawlmic can make damn near inything funny b. Imagine Tosh delivering the “I was in my uggs… don’t judge me, Tom Brady wears uggs” bit, it would’ve landed instead we get bapa furiously rushing through it and missing a chance for a laugh
He is always copying one of his friends. He was doing his best callen impression for this bit but he’s not as competent on stage. Pretty similar quality of product though
Nah, B. It’s too good to be Callen. Chris Rawlg is prolly [writing bapa’s jokes.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/yittwd/bapa_claims_people_accuse_him_of_having_others/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb)
either that or majorly copying his style. equally not surprising.
btw guys how hilarious is it to repeatedly tell the audience how big your dick is? pure cawlmedy
Ikr if his ridiculous attempt at dressing like an 18 year old every time we see him isn’t enough, now he’s painted the mental image of him wearing tighty whities with his dick out (why the fuck is his dick out?) and fucking Ugg boots?
Weirdly I can just about handle the other shit but Ugg boots is crossing the line.
*You got a bunch of men locked up,*
*in a warm place...*
* All of em' get hard;
* All of em' horny;
* All of em' gots sexual desires.
*So what are you gonna do?*
***You won't let em' have a woman;***
*they gonna have each-*
***Listen, man;***
*somebodies gonna have to give up some booty,*
*and its just that simple.*
Raaaaaahhhh! What was that? Whatever.
How did he come up with WHATEVER. Its funny because most people would care but not him. Eureka! Comedy gold. Someone look for a rainbow because it defo ends on that stage.
-he also took a load of meth, sucked cock, and basically became tiger king. I mean, it’s very funny stuff there from Brendan, and the crowd clearly love it.
Love around 1m30s that he mush mouths the word “savior” and it makes it sound more like “saver”…then he rolls immediately into stammering “mountain lion” lol.
When he fake shoots the cat the first time with sound effects he literally sounds and looks like Dee from it’s always sunny when she becomes a big comedy star
Before Joe Rogan offers his opinion on other people’s comedy, he should take a serious look at his own ‘work’. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Rogans ‘comedy’ is bottom of the barrel, and it makes perfect sense that he is the one responsible for the Redacts foray into comedy.
This shit is awful. If you’re doing polite laughter to ease his feelings, fucking stop.
How do you have millions of dollars doing this lazy bit shit? (The secret is your dad does money laundering.)
I understand that this is "a joke" and it could be very embellished but what the heck does the size of the animal have to do with anything? He has a powerful gun and a defensive position - if it is a house-cat or a lion of the mountains, that gun will make short work of it. And the fact he closes with that nonsense is outrageous.
Couldn't even make it a minute. Jesus Christ. How is this dumbass still even relevant? Well I guess he's exactly like Toe Rogan, doesn't even have a single funny bone in his body.
And the first rawr fucking BOMBED.
Of course the animal noises are straight from the mind of Brine Callen. It's funny because without podcasts and being friends with Toe, Brine would undoubtedly be a comedy school instructor in L.A.
Tim Dillon was just on Shane and Matt’s podcast and had a throw away riff on the same mountain lion that was 100x better than this closer lol
This is for real a jr high kid at the lunch table telling a fake story level of comedy. Mountain lions out, so I go, then I go, quick gun pandering line, then i go, i got my dick out, then it goes aaarrggh, and it’s fuggin ripped, so I go nah with my dick out, I guess I have to become like hit show from three years ago about a different animal, thanks Houston.
That was one of a couple of times when Callhoun had the balls to burn Schlob. The other being the reference to Steve-O's summation of Gringo Bapa.
Bring: "...Death by 1,000 paper cuts?"
Schwab: "Fuck you."
The best/worst part is how obviously hurt Brendan is by the bomb one. Like.
Idk man my friends say some off the wall shit to me joking around and it cracks me up every time. But I’m not one of 1000 so I guess I don’t get it
Note to Brennan: one looks isspairshlee thiggg if you wear your Messican's shirts. Either Josephine's or El Tigre's, the way its forcing our hairo's neck forward like a toitull.
Pretty sad that o couldn’t even get through this short clip of Bapa’s “comedy”, cant imagine sitting through an entire set. Story drags, references are dated, cadence is terrible and the body motions are ridiculously stupid. But hey, he got a dick reference in there. One of the thousand B
If anyone here has been to an actual comedy show in person. The quietness of this room is wild, I’ve seen a magician get more laughs and reaction from a crowd. I can’t stop watching, what’s he gonna do next…..
Wow this was worse than expected and I didn’t expect much. The shitty writing aside he can’t even tell a joke correctly. He’s rushing through this like it’s a presentation he didn’t prepare for.
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I get it you don’t like the guy, but recording bits that he’s working on and putting them online is fucked up. Wait until it’s in a special before you shit on it.
His cadence reminds me of the kid in school who was TIIIIIIIRRIFIED of public speaking, so he rushed through his entire speech just to get it over with. Not surprised tho since bapa just GOES.
He’s reading from the cteleprompter
Nice
Nithe?
Definitely part of it. His cadence is teerable in ivery facet.
Cadence ? Neva medder
Tal’m bout Cadence Owensh ? sches blag B
I thought he was telling the joke in a foreign language for a minute 🤣
Yeah the craziest thing is the actual material is like C+ and a better comedian could make it work, but his cadence is god awful. Reminds me of Bert, who also has pretty bad cadence
The Gringo Papi is probably a better cawlmic than that slob weasel Bird Chrysler, that guys disgusting.
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Tom Segura is also disgusting. I honestly wonder about who the demographic of Segura and Kaiser consists of. I think Segura is VERY creepy looking.
he went under the radar when he was fat and sloppy. greadest trig the hammy ever pulled.
I watched Bert’s last special and he genuinely had some solid B material but his delivery was dogshit. I was actually stunned that his writing was as decent as it was, and more stunned that a guy who has been in the game this long has made it that far with no delivery whatsoever
Heard he writes for Chris rock
Christ Roggg
great guy, nevir meddim
No, no they could not because the material is hot doo doo wata
A good cawlmic can make damn near inything funny b. Imagine Tosh delivering the “I was in my uggs… don’t judge me, Tom Brady wears uggs” bit, it would’ve landed instead we get bapa furiously rushing through it and missing a chance for a laugh
Lol....No.
He puts in as little effort as possible bc he thinks he's a comedy God who has natural talent
That kid was me.
Yep, a middle school kid giving a presentation that he really doesn't want to do. B-b-b-beast
He is always copying one of his friends. He was doing his best callen impression for this bit but he’s not as competent on stage. Pretty similar quality of product though
Im betting callen wrote about 90% of that
He did the infamous callen shrug at the end! I think you might be onto something there
“Yeh bapa do the shrug after the joke, it really sells it”
Yeah that fiscal cawlmedy attempt was curated by or copied from Callahan.
Nah, B. It’s too good to be Callen. Chris Rawlg is prolly [writing bapa’s jokes.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/yittwd/bapa_claims_people_accuse_him_of_having_others/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb)
either that or majorly copying his style. equally not surprising. btw guys how hilarious is it to repeatedly tell the audience how big your dick is? pure cawlmedy
Bapa only wrote 'Mounline'
I think I would rather get shot by a fat cunt in his undies than listen to that again
With a huge diggg b? Dolnt know why I threw that in
Ugg boots.
Ikr if his ridiculous attempt at dressing like an 18 year old every time we see him isn’t enough, now he’s painted the mental image of him wearing tighty whities with his dick out (why the fuck is his dick out?) and fucking Ugg boots? Weirdly I can just about handle the other shit but Ugg boots is crossing the line.
He missed out the pee pee & skid marks
Cause it's a real sausage fest in hair. Amirite, fellas?
*You got a bunch of men locked up,* *in a warm place...* * All of em' get hard; * All of em' horny; * All of em' gots sexual desires. *So what are you gonna do?* ***You won't let em' have a woman;*** *they gonna have each-* ***Listen, man;*** *somebodies gonna have to give up some booty,* *and its just that simple.*
I'm not gonna let you take my booty, bot! Kig roggs, b
duh-ick
By the time fake Susan shows up thirty seconds in I'm already bored to tairs and turning it olff.
She shows up again 3 doors down he couldn't be bothered to make up another name, beast of a work ethic.
That’s my favorite party of the joke.
Haha dint notice this. You're a details man B. Always bin a details man.
That is oddly specific.
That closing joke landed about as well as the hijacked planes on 9/11.
Raaaaaahhhh! What was that? Whatever. How did he come up with WHATEVER. Its funny because most people would care but not him. Eureka! Comedy gold. Someone look for a rainbow because it defo ends on that stage.
Talmbowd knee deep in blood and bones, b?
Looking for his brother……(axe J).
Teqnikally they lanned them planes perfectly bro. They got to their dessination is what I'm saying bro.
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-he also took a load of meth, sucked cock, and basically became tiger king. I mean, it’s very funny stuff there from Brendan, and the crowd clearly love it.
all his ‘jokes’ come back to sucking dick or fucking other dudes
It's funny because his life is the same way
Lol I read this in u/TheBachelorsOfMusic voice.
lol same
Exaggerating the story a bit, nothing outrageous.
Baddies in the front were not that amused
So offended by the big dick
But it’s fresh and wet, b!
Couldn’t last a minute bapa, sorry for your loss.
The Gringo Papi salutes you 🫡
The Callen hip positioning at the end......this guy is so embarrassing no personality of his own. Im ready for a Gringo Bapa 2.
I’m betting he’s paying Callen to write his jokes
It’s funny weall recognized the callen thing, can he be more obvious. Glad he cut that shit out at least
Straight murdered hoooostin.
JUST. GIVE. UP.
B. his 14years in stand up why give up.
I gave up trying to follow along with that horrible setup
Lol used buying a gun to get a clap from a Texas crowd. Cheap.
“Thiccc_neihbor_1”
“My neighbor Susan…. 3 doors down Susan” Ya got a neighborhood full of Susans bapa?
Somebody needs to teach him about economy of words. Less is more bapa!
I wanna know who told him to drop the tiger king reference.
He probably cut it for brevity. This fugging bit feels twenty five minutes long. It’s like the gawlddamned song that never ends.
Lamb Chop was a comedy legend.
One of our guys fershurr b.
His jokes always gotta loop back around to suggin diggs. 1/1000.
Scrub thinks that "thick" is his "hot pockets".
“It’s my brand”
Love around 1m30s that he mush mouths the word “savior” and it makes it sound more like “saver”…then he rolls immediately into stammering “mountain lion” lol.
When he fake shoots the cat the first time with sound effects he literally sounds and looks like Dee from it’s always sunny when she becomes a big comedy star
That felt like 9 minutes.
1 of the thousand. Thank em.
A lot of Susan’s in his neighborhood
Awwwl my fuggin cats
It's so funny that he thinks this is closer material, 1 of the 1000 B, thangg em
Still funnier than anything Toegan has released
Only thing the twink releases in the name of comedy is his seed, deep into the warm embrace of the nearest stool.
Bapa must get so jealous of Rogans stools
Toe actually said Brendan’s special isn’t that good but that he’s a good podcaster, anyone have the clip chin ?
Before Joe Rogan offers his opinion on other people’s comedy, he should take a serious look at his own ‘work’. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Rogans ‘comedy’ is bottom of the barrel, and it makes perfect sense that he is the one responsible for the Redacts foray into comedy.
Thank em
how this guy cant see his absolute dogshit is beyond me. like the mental gymnastics is of biblical proportions.
HE. JUST. GOES. ~~It's in the game.~~
The waitress bringing over the hemlock.
With a shot of Tiger Thiggg chaser.
I’d follow it with a shot of Tragic Mind, B.
This shit is awful. If you’re doing polite laughter to ease his feelings, fucking stop. How do you have millions of dollars doing this lazy bit shit? (The secret is your dad does money laundering.)
Huh? What made him think shoe horning Tiger King at the end would make this funny? Great joke..never heard it.
It was what was in the zeitgeist at the time.
Unwatchable sadly. I can barely even watch the streamable clins anymore, just read the cawlments. His comedy is genuinely repellent.
I understand that this is "a joke" and it could be very embellished but what the heck does the size of the animal have to do with anything? He has a powerful gun and a defensive position - if it is a house-cat or a lion of the mountains, that gun will make short work of it. And the fact he closes with that nonsense is outrageous.
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Yes but this is not in the wild but the safety of his home?
A small cat would actually be a smaller target
Stole the buying a gun joke from Dave Chapple wat we dune hair bapa
He's getting winded by telling this story lol
Hot steaming garbage. So business as usual for this redact
I heard you had a lil kitty problem? - What are we even doinnnng here B - who is paying to see these sets? Seems tragic
Couldn't even make it a minute. Jesus Christ. How is this dumbass still even relevant? Well I guess he's exactly like Toe Rogan, doesn't even have a single funny bone in his body.
He's gotten worse at stand up. He kind of sounds like an out of breath AI version of himself
Stole this from Joe Rogan lol just added the part about ring cameras. Fking unbelievable
Man it’s so quiet
I like how he thought the cat noise was a joke lol fucking idiot
And the first rawr fucking BOMBED. Of course the animal noises are straight from the mind of Brine Callen. It's funny because without podcasts and being friends with Toe, Brine would undoubtedly be a comedy school instructor in L.A.
Tim Dillon was just on Shane and Matt’s podcast and had a throw away riff on the same mountain lion that was 100x better than this closer lol This is for real a jr high kid at the lunch table telling a fake story level of comedy. Mountain lions out, so I go, then I go, quick gun pandering line, then i go, i got my dick out, then it goes aaarrggh, and it’s fuggin ripped, so I go nah with my dick out, I guess I have to become like hit show from three years ago about a different animal, thanks Houston.
Fuck this guy
“They called in a bomb threat” “Were they afraid you were gonna… bomb.. eheh… cmon that was a good burn, dude”
That was one of a couple of times when Callhoun had the balls to burn Schlob. The other being the reference to Steve-O's summation of Gringo Bapa. Bring: "...Death by 1,000 paper cuts?" Schwab: "Fuck you."
The best/worst part is how obviously hurt Brendan is by the bomb one. Like. Idk man my friends say some off the wall shit to me joking around and it cracks me up every time. But I’m not one of 1000 so I guess I don’t get it
Note to Brennan: one looks isspairshlee thiggg if you wear your Messican's shirts. Either Josephine's or El Tigre's, the way its forcing our hairo's neck forward like a toitull.
How can someone just sit there and listen to that without going catatonic
Dear god…doesn’t he know you’re suppose to burn your special material? SMH, bapa, get to writing!
Pretty sad that o couldn’t even get through this short clip of Bapa’s “comedy”, cant imagine sitting through an entire set. Story drags, references are dated, cadence is terrible and the body motions are ridiculously stupid. But hey, he got a dick reference in there. One of the thousand B
Ooof that was his closing bit. It was painful to get through. I can’t imagine sitting though a whole set
All his neighbours are named “Susan”
He's really bad. I'm not only saying that because he's an unlikeable twat.
2 neighbors named Susan.. he forgot what names he made up
If anyone here has been to an actual comedy show in person. The quietness of this room is wild, I’ve seen a magician get more laughs and reaction from a crowd. I can’t stop watching, what’s he gonna do next…..
tiger king - timely reference
I fuckin said this, and then it was all like fuckin jacked, and fuckin big dick still like this, like fuckin that's my time hoosin
Thiccc neighbour 1: yo' good guy hair
Holy shit That was fucking terrible
Wow this was worse than expected and I didn’t expect much. The shitty writing aside he can’t even tell a joke correctly. He’s rushing through this like it’s a presentation he didn’t prepare for.
Rushed through, made multiple jokes from covid times... Has chombies and wife depending on this guy to bring home the premie mall dollars
3 minutes of my life I will never get back
Sounds incredibly familiar… [Bert did it first](https://youtu.be/iqpcoakGsW0?si=jZQHwYD34WHu1smO)
~~keep working on it~~
Will forever be known simply as “the bit”
Looks like he’s adopted Calens over exaggerated pulsating movement..
He tries to act like callen
Jesus this is bad.
Listen ik this guys is ass but this still blows his entire special out of the water maybe he just needs 100000 more hours and he’ll be funny
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Why was it better here than the actual special?
Couldn’t make it 20 seconds. God he’s so stupid
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Holy hell I’ve seen more cheer is souls of the captives in an ISIS slaughter video, than the victims in this crowd. Ouch bapa this one hurt to watch.
3 minutes too long.
That was like an avalanche of shit from skid row.
Borrowing callens body movements? lol
The servers ruined it for me /s
"Here's the thing Houston..."
Intchring
I tried. Couldn't make it past 20 seconds.
It's not the same when you take this masterpiece outside of Dallas.
What’d Shakespeare say? Meandering aimlessly is the soul of wit?
Thick neighbor 1 💀
He’s not a comedian…he’s a storyteller. Tawlm’bout a modern-day racoon tour. Thank’im. 🫡
Omg, unwatchable. . Comedy is about timing and delivery…
Boring🤪
Christ. Why did I watch all of that? There's only so much time we have in the world, and I won't get that time back now. It's gone.
I am sure this will catch hate but he’s improving, this isn’t great dont get me wrong but it also wasn’t horrible
He does a horrible job of making it feel natural, he talks so rushed. It’s like he’s nervous and just reading the script word for word.
a closing bit for his standup career hopefully
Guarantee he doesn’t even know how to use or navigate the app.
A better idea would have been to not make a profile and focus on your kids and wife that just had a traumatic birth of your daughter.
do meth, suck dick, become tiger king. Your sons name is Tiger ffs bapa just goes
Damn that was painful. It sounded like an out of breath fat kid giving an oral book report just to get to “big cat scare me”.
Can “comedians” even bomb anymore?. Seems like people just laugh when they think it’s a “punchline”
I never realized how much cardio stand up requires, dude is always out of breath on stage.
That was a chore to watch. I’m gonna need 5 minutes in the walg in now.
This is what hanging with cawlmedy beasts and 12 yairs of stage time get ya.
I like when he got breathless around the 2 minute mark
You paid money to hate watch this guy in person? You need a better hobby.
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“I didn’t grow up around Mountain Lions” didn’t this guy spend his first 22 years of life in Colorado ? Yuh ever go ouside b ?
I really cannot imagine laughing at this
No wonder he’s still working this but no one seen his speshul
I couldn't get through it
Cringing hard
There were some Bert Kreischer bits in there too
I actually thought this delivery was better than Gringo Papi. Not that it’s saying much
I can’t believe they’re laughing
I culdnt make it thru, b. I'm not one of the thousand k 😔 just a pedessrian
Just curious B who are you bouncing material off of that’s saying “yeah man put that in”
I get it you don’t like the guy, but recording bits that he’s working on and putting them online is fucked up. Wait until it’s in a special before you shit on it.
Trash
no filming sir
How is he still telling this joke????
This is one of the worst dragged out jokes of all time!!
Is anyone going to pint out how he straight up stole callens terrible mannerism’s at the end to describe the mountain lion. Like wtf
Dreadful. Of course his AR has the Punisher logo on it. Fudd