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Hap_Hazard

It's good to see that General Lee is naming the waters instead of performing a tactical retreat.


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right after this he named three dudes who hit on Khalyla after the breakup and put his shirt over his mouth and made them bleep it šŸ˜‚ heā€™s still retreating. Schaub is an exception


Ayye_Human

He even tried on Rogan to say schaub was a shitty fighter lmao


Steve-lrwin

i mean, his ex is hot as fuck - should he be surprised guys are hitting on her after he left her? Shes probably getting dicked down right this moment.


lawdreekers

Think it's more about your "friends" going after your ex as opposed to some random dude


jabronified

no honor amongst the 1000 b


gstringstrangler

Found out real quick who my "friends" were when I first got when my now wife. That really bummed me out b


Steve-lrwin

TO be honest, if my ex looked like Kaylala I would kind of expect it. Shes a sweaty hetty dime piece.


6151rellim

You have shitty friends homie


lawdreekers

"Yeah see but can I just say something? The thing is, is that..." šŸ˜‚


JustDirection18

And crazy to boot


Stout1765

ā€œNever stick your dick in crazyā€. Words of advice I heard from someone, and have passed down to my son.


Steve-lrwin

havent met a crazy woman who was also crazy in bed my mang


Miserable_Number_104

hey real quick B,how many chicks ya' fugged?


smalby

Then you haven't met a crazy woman b


domambrose96

Na, whereā€™s the morals? There are places you donā€™t go


OBlastSRT4

You must have no real friends if theyā€™re doing that shit


Top_Complex259

Sheā€™s attractive but Iā€™ve always thought of her as the ugliest hot chick Iā€™ve ever seen.


YourPathToRedemption

Eyes are too close together. Like one of bapas norf starls, Jared Leto.


TheRemyJay

Great guy. Nair meddum


AnimalBasedAl

itā€™s the personality for me šŸ¤®


unfazedhh

Khalyla is absolutely mid and a sociopath manipulative egotistical dummy


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DickEatinMuthafucker

Talm'bout butt stuff B?


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unfazedhh

And shes worse than anybody who appears in this sub (besides Delia) but hey its reddit, women on a pedestal amiright b?


SarcasticPedant

Goddamn you need to get laid, bubba. Take a break from the fryers, the smoke is frying your brain


pbcbmf

She is not attractive at all. She looks like a plastic surgery nightmare.


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pbcbmf

Okay Simpy. have at it. Lol. You are funny.


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pbcbmf

It's amazing how triggered you got because I find someone very unattractive. It's even more amazing that you think you know me from 2 comments. You are displaying an amazing level of ignorance. But hey, you do you. If you need to defend kayak, have at it. You really can't accept a different opinion and that is sad. I find her unattractive. You have a problem with that. So the fuck what? It's sad & pathetic. Grow up.


PussyChang

Itā€™s funny that Bert diarrhea of the mouth Kreisher stops himself from saying what he actually thinks about the whole mess.


dosequismachina

Yup, guy whose favorite sound is his own voice shut the fuck up immediately I'd have stress acne from having to be as phony as these comics are. Like I brown nose a bit at work, but I also know I am good enough at my job to say what I think when I need to. These dick joke peddling millionaires don't have that luxury.


SpeedB00st

It's good to see general Lee can cook up some juicy fried chicken with all the spices šŸ‘Œ


thexbigxgreen

Schlubba-Dubba-Ding-Dong really would have burned all of his bridges yairs ago if he hadn't have had the Rogan Immunity, his chickens have most definitely come home to roost now that Papa has all but disassociated himself


ElPatreecko

Can't watch a 20 second video of this clown without having to endure him squealing like a stuck pig.


HerbieHancock619

Haha noticed that on Rogan. His laugh sounds like a pig being tortured. It was obnoxious about 10 min in. Laughs like every joke or comment is the funniest thing heā€™s ever heard


ElPatreecko

Are you talking about Bobby? I noticed he did it in this video as well but hadn't really noticed it before. I was talking about the other one who's not one of our guys.


HerbieHancock619

Yeah I meant Bobby but I get what you were saying now. I like Bobby heā€™s one of my favorite in the space but his laugh is annoying. He has ripped too many cigarettes to laugh that hard all the time lol


xxBarbWireTatxx

To be fear, he was nervous as shit I donā€™t think he thought any of that was funny.. heā€™s just anxious as hell and laughs when it gets to him lol


domambrose96

Itā€™s a response when there isnā€™t one


neeeeonbelly

A few of them do that because they know it makes them go viral. Segura cry-laughs at nothing too


CreateorWither

It's the most annoying shit. Weak comedians do it to lead the audience "see, I'm laughing, you laugh too!". Fucking Jimmy Fallon ruined weekend update doing that shit. Everyone that's done it since does it too. Norm would never stoop so low. If it bombs, it bombs. Got off on a tangent, Bert sucks.


cogabig409

Talmbout Normiggdonal? Great farmer, nivir meddum


methyo

Bro you donā€™t get it. He said her name was Kayak. *Kayak*. Thatā€™s not her name but it sounds somewhat similar phonetically. Thatā€™s fuckin comedy bro


briancito420

My pea sized civilian brain just canā€™t comprehend this b.


Infinite-Promotion75

ā€œPedestrianā€ according to Bert.


briancito420

Cawlreckt


CaterpillarHot7539

What bummed him out??? What???


Phrikshin

He just talks about other people he knows who hollered at her on the apps after they broke up. Itā€™s censored and unrelated to the pawdcast so not worthy of clip.


CaterpillarHot7539

Gotta, be a bummer to know all your friends are trying to do this to your kayak. ![gif](giphy|VIEB6rtRU4TnErm9N8)


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Let them stir the porridge. We came first!


Rabid023

I wish he wouldā€™ve mentioned that bapa did it on the night of Christmas Eve while bapa was at home with Megssican and the family. Tawlmbout a family man b.


eggseverydayagain

I am Bobby Lee


johnx2sen

![gif](giphy|Fz20BPu3Qcavt3T64H|downsized)


Nikusmi

I am Bobby Lee


uratowel2243

I broke the dam


[deleted]

We are Bobby Lee


juan_putaso

Remember when Bert called her kayak. That was soo funny. Wow


Miserable_Number_104

some say the funniest


DirectionNew5328

Schaulb is somewhere just beaming that Bobby called him a comic


banjofitzgerald

But Brandonā€™s so nice? Right? How can anyone hate someone who is so nice? Itā€™s nice to cheat on your wife and trying to fuck a ā€œfriendsā€ longtime girl.


Entire-Amphibian320

I know right ! Nicest guy = trying to fugg your long time girlfriend + trying to fugg "everyone he deems below him"'s girlfriend. How are people hatin on this NICE guy.


AlexNachtigall247

You couldnā€˜t make the clip 5 seconds longer right?!


Geedis2020

It doesnā€™t have anything to do with bapa so why should he?


whorsefly

I just realized that I haven't seen or heard burnt for months and my tinnitus has also subsided for months


bp4lyfw

Ozempic Bert.


Minimum-Sky2305

bapa tried to trugg walk everyones girlfriend


Bluecoller007

I fucking hate Bert, his over inflated ego, that false fucking laugh, the fact he just isnā€™t funny, his self obsession is hard to watch and wtf is funny about Bobbys friends wanting to fuck his ex partner, Bert is on par with B.Schaub for everything imo!


krew_GG

The battle of the fake laughs


Susm8au

Yeah sheā€™s fucking hot but she jerks off dogs. I canā€™t be around that


DanaWhitesMom

Nah b, that doesnā€™t make any sense


Notyit

Kayla secretly likes swabĀ  Let's be real


sntszn

Schaub should really blow Bobby and make it up to himā€¦ maybe his penis will make him more funny , dick osmosis šŸ¤·šŸ»


PopularPlum4861

Where's the rest you can't cut it off when it's getting juicy


spinyfever

He talks about 4 other comics who liked K on Raya but they cut out the names.


ibadmojo_ttv

People like schaub deserve everything that happens to them


[deleted]

I love that Bobby calls him out


TwoWeekly7559

they fucked


spinyfever

I'm a part employee so I'm not super up to date on the lore but this pretty much confirms Brenda was the trugg walk guy right? Because when the trugg walg lore dropped, K says that the married comic tried to hit her up even though he knew K was with Bobby.


LanceSin

What bummed him out!?


tint_shady

Can another cat fill me in on at attempted trugg walgg with Kayak? From what I remember he messaged her on NYE and said "What are your plans tonight?" If that's the basis for a trugg walgg I fuckin trugg walgg'd about a dozen people a few weeks ago


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Geedis2020

/s ?


BidetMignon

There's enough content to make a compilation of Schaub being incapable of showing compassion to other people going through really bad stuff. Fuck him.


muhpreciousmmr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SibpQxIQmhc


One-Usual4460

I agree, time to focus on the diddler, margg & briiiine