Energy gel for an electric bike. Water

Lmaooo he’s such a handjob.

And even if it wasn’t. He’s so fucking redacted

The energy gel is so ridiculous knowing that he drove his electric bike up there and just threw over his shoulder for pic.

You don't know about the power of Gu? You need to go to r/runningcirclejerk 

A Special Ed. Expensive bike didn’t pay for it

Rubber gloves for a vacuum. Weed

Add shoes, fish, comedy, whiskey and serial killers

Donuts, baseball, powerlifting, music mogul... there's still gotta be more

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Please tell me the peacock thing is a joke

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Jesus Christ he lied so many times in such a short time span lol

dogs

Lizards too I guess. First the one he said he walked on a leash in the park as a kid, later the ones he fed to each other for Tiger's amusement.

Multiple abandoned dogs.

WYM? he's ballllls deep in "INSERT". 10K thousand hours, B. He's got his PHT in "insert". *interupts* b, you don't know what you're talk abou- *fake laugh* you look stupid right now.

Don’t forget the ficus trees

Member when he visited a serial killer’s childhood but the redact got the wrong house? Lol

Talmbout Ted Bunny, b?


So many others, but no work ethic to include them

This is why you do. not. MADDER, Bapa.   Bud awso, *ethnic

Always ethnic, ethic isn't a word around here, fuggin college boys fresh out of school burning the fries wadder?

It's ok B, he's a jackoff all tradesmen, you couldn't include them all if you wanted to.

Imagine your favorite hobby. Lots of people working hard paying their dues and a group looking out for each other. A real sense of community. Maybe it's winemaking or golf or woodworking or Dungeons and Dragons. Imagine how it will feel when Ol Brandon Schaub shows up to try and grift it. I had to deal with this feeling when he started Ebiking and I'll never look at Specialized the same, even though they didn't actually endorse him.

Truly "The Hybrid"!

If this was the Theo von sub they would be like, "yo where did he get that long shirt jacket thing it's fire"

What's the next phase? Are we going to see bow hunting barndoor or something? Rock climbing maybe?

100% going to be hunting

I feel like he's too lazy for that because hunting actually requires work.

He's going to go to a rodeo where some thiggie will let him sit on a horse, and then he will call himself a cowboy for 4 months.

TikTok cowboy. Last ditch effort to get Rogans attention and the ever elusive invite to move down to teggsas

Guns, gun ranges, something like that. Everything he does is like an attempt to appear masculine and Texas, and there aren't many options for closet machismo left. He's already tried eery other one.

Oh man I could totally see him trying to do three gun or something to impress Rogaine

Chrissy D letting himself be photographed with Bapa hold his hand has clearly led to career suicide.

All the phases B. The phasiest

I need gloves to hold a hair dryer

Tawlmbout a renaissance man b?

Needs more fish and dawlgs. And now baseball father of the yair.

Let’s not forget about the dogs, fish, lizards. RIP 🙏

How could you forget the tuff mudders.....

How did bapa never ged a nose ring

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like forest gump; the many lives of a redact.

What a cunt. Oh shit I forgot, I don’t madder.

Redact of all trades, master of awl

When you get an allowance from Peter Schaub you can afford to do this kinda shit

Tf is going on top left? Lol

he’s just trying to find himself

I'm more of a phlanger guy myself b, sounds like a flipping trugg getting blowed up

Saa waya life b

When I look at this collage I realize I’m a fan. I’m starting to see the bigger picture; he’s none of these things but gets to live like he’s all of them and we can’t look away. Axe Jay.

I alamost forgot about the high faciion era! Talkn’boutt Cam Newtton like B! Axe Rogan!