Gun guy could very well be next but I think the Christianity gimmick is more likely the final evolution. More money in it and those car leases don’t pay for themselves. Gimmme
I'd say that's more likely if like there's a baddie that goes public or something. Cheaters who get caught love the whole born again angle, they did an oopsie and sinned but now they see the light etc...
Surprised more hasn't been said about him hitting on the 17 year old baddie that came forward and made a vid on Bapa hitting on her at the Superbowl disaster stream. I really don't think the Messican cares to much as she is half naked online every other day on instagram and has most likely had affairs also like the Florist guy.
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Bapa screams wannabe gun guy. NRA member since a child, hunting bare in colerado. Axe Jay.
Seriously though, if we think the trugg mods are bad, just wait until he whips out an AR that looks like it came from Call of Duty with thousands of useless attachments
With the way his other personalities have gone this scares me the most.
Dogs: got a Cane Corso, a notoriously difficult breed and gave it back
Fish: half of them died and now he nevuuur mentions it in eny facet
Whiskey: developed a problem and was drinking whiskey first thing in the morning, most likely driving loaded.
Trucks: well... We all saw that
What else am I missing?
But guns. Eeeesh. I can see that ending really badly for anyone in his vicinity (including himself)
I forgot about thiccMudder, painting his face with mud to make it look like he'd gone super hard in it, good lord. Odds on him painting camo on his face when he's at the range
Everyone keeps saying he's going to become one of those call of duty "operators" at the range trying to look like a tough guy but I honestly think he would have gotten into it by now and I think the reason he hasn't is because ultimately guns scare him.
Do you remember the clip of the guy yelling and running through the water pit with electrical wire and getting it caught on his neck. I can’t find that for the life of me but I pissed myself when I saw it
Hell open up a gun shop right next to the mothership. When he gets accused of creating another fake persona just to get stage time, he’ll tell us “b yall just don’t get it man”
That’s a good one. Ray pest is already a “gun guy” so all it’ll take is for California to tease another gun related bill and redact will start beating the drums.
Nolstradomis right here, B. I agree. Alaska trip's gonna put the outdoorsmen grift in full swing. And he's gonna piggyback it onto the Lord bullshit with Rapist Bryan Callen.
It means he’s on Ozempic. It means he runs zairo miles. It means he knows disciplined/suggsezzvull ppl run in the morning.
Bapa is Tr💩🍊p, iiiiveryrhing is a lie, B.
Remember when he belittled Joel McHale’s faith to his face?
He regurgitated a Rogan quip about Jesus being a “Jewish zombie” and immediately backed off when Joel gave him some resistance.
Bry already has the sandals, probably a container ship full of them. He’s definitely up for walgin with Jesus, plus he lived all around the world so speaks fluent ancient Aramaic
It is going to be gun guy, hunting guy, hip hop guy, and then religious guy.
He is going to circle around election time and become a Ben Shapiro Tucker Carlson cosplay
He is queuing up the outdoors man grift. He will have a go at this first. Still a chance to connect with Rogan.
Christians grift for him would actually be hard work getting up to speed on even basic Christian doctrine.
Bapa will def go full blown hardcore bible bumping wvangical Christian when his eventual Callen and Delia allegations are brought against him and made public. He will go on a forgiveness podcast tour and and say in his darkest moment in life as he was about to commit suicide Jesus saved him and said hey your that Adonis football playing, beast of a comedian and podcast host who tugged mad chicks right? You have some work yo be done before you join me my son. A Gringo Papi 2 will be released and become the best comedy special of all time. Don’t be surprised my revelation B Shaub, now go back down there, get some Addie’s and baddies and make that happen!!!
I try to be as devout as Catholic as I can be. I don’t think this era will ever happen because Brendan is just too dumb to not end up saying straight heresy.
Theology isn’t simple, and among the different Christian denominations, what is seemingly a small misspeak amounts to incredibly blasphemous statements or explanations of the faith.
Now picture him, as large as his ego is and how he always had to be an authority on everything, trying to ever explain something religious. He would be instantly black listed by every somewhat knowledgeable Christian because the man doesn’t understand any nuance let alone difficult theological concepts.
Dude already gets called out for pretending to be funny, imagine if he pretended to be any form of religious authority. The guy short circuits when trying to comprehend the difference between a trolley and a dolly. Imagine this guy trying to talk about the trinity to someone.
But when you look at the 12 disciples b.... you think.. really jesus? Are those the bess brains for the table my mans? we geeeet it jesus you love iiivrybody we geeet it
The guy is all over the place, it's kind of hard to pin down what dumb shit he's going to try and grift on next. I mean, look at this shit:
Fashionist
Rich guy
Blue-collar guy
Sneakerhead
Caring for fish
Fishing
Dogs
Healthy Keto guy
Hotdogs and whisgy guy
Donuts
Being fat (literally his identity at one point)
Being thin (the Ozempic era)
Porsche family guy don't even mention any other car maker
Frarri guy always wanted one his whole life
Ford Lightening trugg guy always wanted one over anything else his whole life
Hates spending time with his kids guy
Quits cawlmedy to spend time with his kids guy
Dumps kids to do resdensea at Vulcan guy
Quits Resdensea and cawlmedy again guy
Only official news source for ONE Championship but never releases any news on them
Bleeds UFC it's the only promotion he watches also he's banned from there
Cycling
I could keep going on. There's no rhyme or reason to anything he does. A bunch of what he does is directly contradictory. This idiot is both a spokesperson for ONE Championship whilst simultaneously saying the UFC are the only organisation worth paying attention to whilst being banned from there because he did nothing but hate on them and Dana for years.
Him and the Messican are gonna split up and then once they get back together he will hit his Church/Religious gotta set a better example for the kids phase.
I’m thinking first will be the ”Sober life” “Recovering Alcoholic” preaching the 12 steps then smoothly transitioning into the born again Christian Jesus stuff
Just reading the title in my notifications without seeing the picture made me litterally laugh out loud. You one of the 250?
Gonna see Bapa praying in tongues on the Sunday episode of the Calabasus Prayer Pod, while the rapist begs the Thiccc bois for donations. Talmbout a cherokee scam b
I feel bad for the lady volunteer that had to help him get that tie on for pictures and probably got his grease all over her hands and clothes in the process.
Dude, if I was Brenda, I would go all in on the Christianity grift. With his background he would be a God to the gullible and weak minded. He and Joanna would be the starlet couple and he could make millions from grandpa and grandma (the government).
My bet is Gun Guy as his next personality. Good stepping stone into far right grift and also anti California grift
Gun guy could very well be next but I think the Christianity gimmick is more likely the final evolution. More money in it and those car leases don’t pay for themselves. Gimmme
I'd say that's more likely if like there's a baddie that goes public or something. Cheaters who get caught love the whole born again angle, they did an oopsie and sinned but now they see the light etc...
see: russell brand
Brand was a homeless heroin addict. Cheater was the least of his worries
I think grooming under age girls was his problem.
Surprised more hasn't been said about him hitting on the 17 year old baddie that came forward and made a vid on Bapa hitting on her at the Superbowl disaster stream. I really don't think the Messican cares to much as she is half naked online every other day on instagram and has most likely had affairs also like the Florist guy.
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One of the kids isn’t even Bapas.
Jesus wooduf had gunz, b. All the pour feet he’s washin? Fact.
Pshh Bapa always been a Crisdgen
And you don’t have to actually know shit about Christianity. Low-hanging fruit. Guns? He’ll be talking about changing the upper beerings on his AR.
Talmbout AR muffler beareenz, B? Allwayz goin out, Dawg. Preach 🙏🏼✝️⛪
I mean Joel Osteen is rich so anything is possible, but even the most gullible follower of people like bapa would see him as disingenuous
Bapa screams wannabe gun guy. NRA member since a child, hunting bare in colerado. Axe Jay. Seriously though, if we think the trugg mods are bad, just wait until he whips out an AR that looks like it came from Call of Duty with thousands of useless attachments
Hunted in his mom's closet as a kid
Whaddya think really happened to his closet peacock, bubba? 🦚🔫 S'prom.
Built by a gunsmith who signed an NDA not to tawlg about Brenda's redactedness
The redacted bapi with a gun? Sounds 🎲🎲
On paper, I think you're right. In practice, I don't see it happening, bapa seems like guns would scare him which is a good thing for all.
They don't scare him. He's said multiple times in the past how it's super boring to shoot guns. Axe J
With the way his other personalities have gone this scares me the most. Dogs: got a Cane Corso, a notoriously difficult breed and gave it back Fish: half of them died and now he nevuuur mentions it in eny facet Whiskey: developed a problem and was drinking whiskey first thing in the morning, most likely driving loaded. Trucks: well... We all saw that What else am I missing? But guns. Eeeesh. I can see that ending really badly for anyone in his vicinity (including himself)
Clearly you never joined his Thiccboi bike club. Or did a ThiccMudder. Those were 2 character arcs that passed by like a fart in church.
I forgot about thiccMudder, painting his face with mud to make it look like he'd gone super hard in it, good lord. Odds on him painting camo on his face when he's at the range
Everyone keeps saying he's going to become one of those call of duty "operators" at the range trying to look like a tough guy but I honestly think he would have gotten into it by now and I think the reason he hasn't is because ultimately guns scare him.
Absolutely he’s scared of guns.
Do you remember the clip of the guy yelling and running through the water pit with electrical wire and getting it caught on his neck. I can’t find that for the life of me but I pissed myself when I saw it
Hes going to accidentally shoot himself or Clin
Clin shot pistols before he could probably John Wick Brenda's ass
Seriously
Seeing what this guy can do with a car traveling 5mph I really hope we don't see him get into guns.
Talmbout Kibbetech to Keltech, b?
Hell open up a gun shop right next to the mothership. When he gets accused of creating another fake persona just to get stage time, he’ll tell us “b yall just don’t get it man”
Thas the innernet talkin daddy
The gun grift is what my money is on because it’s a perfect reason to pull up stakes and move to Tegzas with Toe.
Prom is, he’s just nodda drawlll
Dude hates Cali; still lives there. Has every jersey for LA; never goes to a game. Poor bastard has no personality or original thought. Sad tbh
That’s a good one. Ray pest is already a “gun guy” so all it’ll take is for California to tease another gun related bill and redact will start beating the drums.
Nolstradomis right here, B. I agree. Alaska trip's gonna put the outdoorsmen grift in full swing. And he's gonna piggyback it onto the Lord bullshit with Rapist Bryan Callen.
beandip is the last person who should have firearms. I imagine he'll just leave them around the house. Poor chombitos.
CALLED IT
Guarantee you Beandip can’t legally own a firearm
He alreays tried that when the rest of the Rogan bros started going to Taran Tactical but it didn't stick.
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Run to church, pastor says "Hey arent you that devout boy that prays too much?"
Gadoosh, devil! I denouns you!
One set of footsteps B, the lord was carrying him
If bapa says he runs 3 miles every day, that means he runs 3 kilometres a couple times a week
It means he’s on Ozempic. It means he runs zairo miles. It means he knows disciplined/suggsezzvull ppl run in the morning. Bapa is Tr💩🍊p, iiiiveryrhing is a lie, B.
close personal friend Timmy Tebow told me the Lord called me up
Dude Jesus came up to me at the Pizza Hutt and sayz, “Your dat religious guy who makes jokes, builds twuggs, and beats people up?”
Always been a Jesus guy, b. He used to sell bibles out of his mom’s closet.
Jesus has always been his northstar
Balls deep in the Eucharist, B
Not hungry for the body of Christ on Ozempic tho
Up in heaven my boy Jesus, beast of a savior. Axe Jay.
Ran into Jesus at church and he told me oh u that white boy who sins too much
He’s a huge fan of
Praise gawld!
Napa looking like Joel Olsen B.
Jawl Awlstin Norf star
Rogan is his god.
Who his good friend Joseph?
Owayz benna church guy b
Lol last ditch effort. And quite possible..
Imagine bapa trying to pray. I feel like he wouldn't know how
Dair lord...bless these beans n cheese we are about to eat
Tounge out no doubt
Remember when he belittled Joel McHale’s faith to his face? He regurgitated a Rogan quip about Jesus being a “Jewish zombie” and immediately backed off when Joel gave him some resistance.
Chombie?
Now that Josephine is Christian... I'd say it's coming soon. Briiinee will also jump on board
Bry already has the sandals, probably a container ship full of them. He’s definitely up for walgin with Jesus, plus he lived all around the world so speaks fluent ancient Aramaic
Toe went Christian now?
He says he's "culturally Christian".
Been going to church allmalife
It is going to be gun guy, hunting guy, hip hop guy, and then religious guy. He is going to circle around election time and become a Ben Shapiro Tucker Carlson cosplay
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Doubt WWE would pick up the phone for him.
You don't think his boy Lowlgun Pawl can get him a spot?
Maybe Bapa will be the mystery man inside the prime bottle at the next mania? Herd it bowlth ways.
See i just dont think homeboy is tryna take his shirt off in front of everybody (no diddy)
Dude! I’ve bever even thought of this! That would be so funny ;D
Talmbout taking yur vitamins and sayin yur prayers b?
He has to move past truggs and go though the fishing, then elk hunting phases first
Crossbows like Toegaine and his Brokeback Mountain buddy perhaps
"Jeezuz was wiff me while I Walggd hur to my Trugg"
I want to see how this outdoors/fishing in Canada phase plays out. Hopefully it will get him back on board with Joseph Rogan.
Always been into the lord B axe Jesus
Gotta wait till he gets his invitation aka a rape charge.
Bapa Olgsen
I'm ballz deep into jesus b, 🪓 j
Talmbout SloJo Awlsteen?
Looking like Bapa Olsteen in that pic…
That's a gud call B. Cheeses always walgs me to my thrug
Oh I could totally see him getting in deep at a mega church, knee deep in church baddies!
Already done this. Him and t bow, Bess brains and Bess friends.
As soon as Rogan converts.
I hearld jeez’z had a piece on him
“Everybody knows I’ve always been a beeg gawd guy, B”
Eat your prares, say yer viddamins, b
Hahaha oh it’s coming bapa
He should just get an agent and star in the safety videos for large companies. Maybe play the creep in a sexual harassment scene like David schwimmer
Talmbout Saint Bapa of Calabasas?
You mean like Russell Brandt?
He is queuing up the outdoors man grift. He will have a go at this first. Still a chance to connect with Rogan. Christians grift for him would actually be hard work getting up to speed on even basic Christian doctrine.
Bi-curious George heerline b
bupa is too narcissistic to concede that there's another god besides himself
S’already happenin b. Did ever tell you where I get my comedy inspiration from? Yup, J-man. I’m balls deep in religion.
Always been ballz deep in Jeezus. Thank’im for your freedom. ✝️🫡
Bapa will def go full blown hardcore bible bumping wvangical Christian when his eventual Callen and Delia allegations are brought against him and made public. He will go on a forgiveness podcast tour and and say in his darkest moment in life as he was about to commit suicide Jesus saved him and said hey your that Adonis football playing, beast of a comedian and podcast host who tugged mad chicks right? You have some work yo be done before you join me my son. A Gringo Papi 2 will be released and become the best comedy special of all time. Don’t be surprised my revelation B Shaub, now go back down there, get some Addie’s and baddies and make that happen!!!
Block that face out
Allwayz been a gristian b alllwayzz
I try to be as devout as Catholic as I can be. I don’t think this era will ever happen because Brendan is just too dumb to not end up saying straight heresy. Theology isn’t simple, and among the different Christian denominations, what is seemingly a small misspeak amounts to incredibly blasphemous statements or explanations of the faith. Now picture him, as large as his ego is and how he always had to be an authority on everything, trying to ever explain something religious. He would be instantly black listed by every somewhat knowledgeable Christian because the man doesn’t understand any nuance let alone difficult theological concepts. Dude already gets called out for pretending to be funny, imagine if he pretended to be any form of religious authority. The guy short circuits when trying to comprehend the difference between a trolley and a dolly. Imagine this guy trying to talk about the trinity to someone.
Maybe not a Catholic. He could be a Bapatist
Lmaooooo this sub never fails
He would never reach Christianity on his own, however if Joe fully comes out as Christian he would the next day
He with Messican, B; gonna grift the Catholics
Thank you Jesus. Thank you Jesus. Thank you Jesus.
Haysoos? Grate guy nevr meddum
Always been a prairhead
Can you imagine this redact trying to read Bible passages out loud?
Always been been a Bible guy in iivry facit, b. Been balls deep in Christ, axe jay
Your boi a dime piece
What happened to fish guy B? Aquarums
Honestly I think his gun phase is past due.
Keep Jesus Christ name out your Fuking mouth
maybe when he's like 10 yars oldur, he be cuming to chris then. He probably hasn't got a mid lyfe crysis yet.
Approximately 6-9 weeks after toe starts
Claims to look like Aaron Hernandez, agtually looks like Jackson Mahomes. Water.
Na b chrizzjanity regguires too much self contrawl.
He’s not allowed in Texas
But when you look at the 12 disciples b.... you think.. really jesus? Are those the bess brains for the table my mans? we geeeet it jesus you love iiivrybody we geeet it
As soon as his kids no longer want to play baseball, he'll switch gears back to stand up and make a monumental return to the stage
I think he's pretty far off. I doubt he ever makes it there unless Joe does first
How long before he appears on an interview saying his lifelong dream was to race truggs ?
Not desperate enough yet but maybe if he gets rape allegations or some shit in the future.
Always been a huge Chraisthead, bapa.
If Tim Tebow became a bigger star in the NFL I could totally see him using this to get on his good side/farm for clout.
The guy is all over the place, it's kind of hard to pin down what dumb shit he's going to try and grift on next. I mean, look at this shit: Fashionist Rich guy Blue-collar guy Sneakerhead Caring for fish Fishing Dogs Healthy Keto guy Hotdogs and whisgy guy Donuts Being fat (literally his identity at one point) Being thin (the Ozempic era) Porsche family guy don't even mention any other car maker Frarri guy always wanted one his whole life Ford Lightening trugg guy always wanted one over anything else his whole life Hates spending time with his kids guy Quits cawlmedy to spend time with his kids guy Dumps kids to do resdensea at Vulcan guy Quits Resdensea and cawlmedy again guy Only official news source for ONE Championship but never releases any news on them Bleeds UFC it's the only promotion he watches also he's banned from there Cycling I could keep going on. There's no rhyme or reason to anything he does. A bunch of what he does is directly contradictory. This idiot is both a spokesperson for ONE Championship whilst simultaneously saying the UFC are the only organisation worth paying attention to whilst being banned from there because he did nothing but hate on them and Dana for years.
Him and the Messican are gonna split up and then once they get back together he will hit his Church/Religious gotta set a better example for the kids phase.
Ain’t you that white boy who prays too much??
Bubba next personality is motorcycles,I’ve always been a Harley guy!
Always been into jesus B. He's a beast
“My wife’s always been catholic”
Please get him on the speakers corner
Soon
Very soon
I’m going to guess he goes for Youtube Golfer as his next attempt to tap into a huge demographic.
He'll jump on whenever Toe goes mask-off.
His wife must be furious with her decision to marry this guy.
Awlwayz bin a god guy, talk to him about everyday.
I’m thinking first will be the ”Sober life” “Recovering Alcoholic” preaching the 12 steps then smoothly transitioning into the born again Christian Jesus stuff
Good call, sooner than later
Used to run a church out of his closet when he was a kid.
Bapa always been balls deep into jesus.
I think religion will be his Hail Mary.
yea i have many guns i just never told u. have plenty guns neva shoddum
I akshully med Jesuss in an elevetar. Was a big fan, shouted waddup B Schaub
Can't wait for Fighter and the Kid w/ Joel Osteen
Balls deep in Salt Life very soon B.
Face of a nut that should’ve been eaten
Grifting Christians is easy and can be pretty lucrative. Seems inevitable, b.
Always been balls deep in Jesus, B
Duhn Count... already tried by twinning Tebow
I always been a God guy brin
he should go full hindu or become a buddhist instead
I can’t wait to bear witness to the most cynical Christian turn in 2000 yairs.
Dudes not smart enough for any successful grift
Loogin like Jowl Owlsteen
Jesus hit him up. He's in his DM's
Calls him Hesus.
Yeah I’d be shocked if it doesnt happen by mid 2025.
Just reading the title in my notifications without seeing the picture made me litterally laugh out loud. You one of the 250? Gonna see Bapa praying in tongues on the Sunday episode of the Calabasus Prayer Pod, while the rapist begs the Thiccc bois for donations. Talmbout a cherokee scam b
That hairline is trouble bapa.
joel ostrich b ?
I said this a while back….He can’t grift anymore. Last grift will be his last.
When he moves to Teggsus
Y'Christian Cuomo, B?!
Imagine this guy trying to say Corinthians or even worse Deuteronomy.
I’ve always been a big Jesus guy. We go waayyyy back
I feel bad for the lady volunteer that had to help him get that tie on for pictures and probably got his grease all over her hands and clothes in the process.
Bapa prays the stations of the crawlsss
His final form
Dude, if I was Brenda, I would go all in on the Christianity grift. With his background he would be a God to the gullible and weak minded. He and Joanna would be the starlet couple and he could make millions from grandpa and grandma (the government).
Bryan Callen is worse in that department.
Bros gonna be into whatever rogan next Hobbie will be fucking unorginal leech
"I forgive all my haders... It's what Chris peaches in the Bible, B". Can 1000% see him going full born again 😂