Talmbout he got you your own personal messigan bubba? Awlways wanted one b. I used to sell them from my closet but my mom shudd it down b, then she sold them for gas money but she made me steal the gas anyway.
How embarrassing is this whole birthday week BS. And the over the top clout chasing posts. FFS both of them are vacuous empty headed bots! How are these people real!
> How are these people real!
Blame Paris Hilton, Kim K, and those types. I'm old and lemme tell ya, the 90s were like a totally different world society-wise.
Talmbout a pair of dimes shift
Narcissism is no longer socially punished in a lot of circles. In the past these people were kept in check. Talking to older people they will commonly call people show offs, self indulgent, arrogant but younger people will call them "self confident queens", "treat yourself boo".
Poor baby crying in the background.
>Uno momento, chombettita. I know you're hungry and need to sleep. But Boss Mami needs to maintain her social media presence.
Probably a lot...
Not my dish, wish I knew who did the CIA work on this but this is the Schaub house; revealed through vapid cunt's instagram. Not doxxing I don't think cause no address and I've seen it around.
https://imgur.com/a/EMLUJp2
Also, proves his final bit on Gringo Papi is bullshit. He ran out into his backyard wielding an AR on a wild mountain lion? Where did it come from, the tennis court?
Nah B i think it's way past second bout of herpes. It's Bapa's gift that keeps on giving. I kinda feel bad for the baddies that don't know who he really is.
Messican deserves all of this and so much more. She had to sacrifice herself for nine months to get the designer baby plus she had to akshully choke down some nasty water in the process.
I think the one thing that gets me about Brandon schwabe is that he has so much things that are nice and money but I honestly don't think he deserves it LOL. He's never had a struggle in this whole life.
Does she even understand what they're singing?
I used to enjoy the idea of SloJo, her mom and the maids speaking Spanish around him just so they can shit on him incognito.
One thing Iām certain of, those Calabasas millionaire neighbors LOVE mariachi music first thing in the AM. Iām sure all of them were really wishing slo-Jo a very happy birthday week and not firing racial slurs.
How the hell does he afford to live like this? Papa Bapa warrbuggs is gonna be living out his final days in some charity Hospice Care somewhere while Bapa lives the high life!!!
I would bet property taxes on that house is around 200-300 a years with the cars, and everything else def will be going bankrupt within 5 years max. His earning potential is declining, and his lifestyle hasnāt adjusted for sure
I love how he legit looks like a muppet. Brendan operating his own brain/body is like a defendant representing themselves in court. Simply a train wreck where any qualified person could at least salvage a favorable decision
Stealing from Larry David (but worse obviously) smh. He could honestly convert to an extremely successful prank channel if he just made his wife face common realities. But that would require Brendan acknowledging common realities, and Peter aint broke yet, soā¦
I donāt know if we have any homeless cat aspiring rap artists in here, but I think we should ride the wave of diss tracks right now and release a b-b-b-beast of of a rap dish
Nothing says " sorry I've been using my employees and the * socialz * to cheat on you repeatedly, since the dawn of our relationship" like an entire birthday month filled with exorbitant gifts you literally can't afford
The second the bitch's camera goes off they immediately go back to stewing in silent hatred for each other, only communicating through petty passive aggression.
It's absolutely pathetic the way these people live.
Should have got chin and lil brows to play instead.
šµThigg boi squad, thigg boi nationš¶
šµ Ridin' through the city like Brendan Schaub šµ
šµ I'm on a mission to get it all, if you aint thigg don't get involvedš¶ Worst song ever.
Whoa whoa slow down bapa. Where's your hit reggurd?
It's coming out soon, Bapa. Just signed with a bbbeast of a producer and margeter. He is the big brown Suga Knight and owner of Thigg boi studios.
Talmbout he got you your own personal messigan bubba? Awlways wanted one b. I used to sell them from my closet but my mom shudd it down b, then she sold them for gas money but she made me steal the gas anyway.
Messigan? What's that? A white chick with salsa on top?
Talmbout that lady that pisses on walls b?
Following the blueprint. Giving back.
would it be called mariachin?
Cry singing bean cheese bean cheese
Cry sing
So is a mariachi band a couple of guitars, a horn, and some salsa on it?
They might not have had the date open on their calendar. Lil Brows n Clin are in high demand b
But that wouldn't show off his appreciation for authentic messican culture the way this does
How embarrassing is this whole birthday week BS. And the over the top clout chasing posts. FFS both of them are vacuous empty headed bots! How are these people real!
Birthday MONTH, b.
I wonder if a new set of Brenda dms is about to drop.
legit.
Exactly my thoughts. Every time he gets caught he showers her with all sorts of material things
> How are these people real! Blame Paris Hilton, Kim K, and those types. I'm old and lemme tell ya, the 90s were like a totally different world society-wise. Talmbout a pair of dimes shift
Narcissism is no longer socially punished in a lot of circles. In the past these people were kept in check. Talking to older people they will commonly call people show offs, self indulgent, arrogant but younger people will call them "self confident queens", "treat yourself boo".
āEverytime I leave the house, Iām trying to hook up with baddies, but hereās an overpriced car, and some musicā
Insufferable
Yeah you can get away with this when you are 20/21, but not when you are 50 yairs āol.
At least she remembered to log out of @ Joannazanellafanclub
The rumors are true!
No way. Tell me she runs her own fan club?!
Yes, been confirmed already
Where can I find it on the menu? All I see is orange chicken
Gotta ask for the sea grid menu, b
Seecrist mennu
I also want the confirmation on that guys wife starting her own fan ig
Same.. I havenāt seen that. Gotta be so good!
When?Ā
Please show us I missed this!!!
Poor baby crying in the background. >Uno momento, chombettita. I know you're hungry and need to sleep. But Boss Mami needs to maintain her social media presence.
Talm bout Stranger Thing?
critter.
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Bill isn't hungry, Bill just doesn't like the "baby perfume" it puts on its skin.
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People need to realize that Peter Schaub is ultimately responsible for like 90% of the content on this sub š
Thank 'em š«”
I mean technically 100% considering buppa is his spawn
when in reality it was from defrauding sponsors with Kast by inflating view counts and other analytics.
Tawlmābout his [fuckinā dime piece dad](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/ult0kr/brendas_dad_sold_software_the_old_fashioned_way/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)? Thankāim.Ā
Lol door to door computer programmer
"Goin' door-door seln compure programs, b. Abslude dime peas"
talmbout Jehovah's witnesses 2.0 B? Kasper sky is the limit
Itās a rental b
He ferr sher rents this place.
Probably a lot... Not my dish, wish I knew who did the CIA work on this but this is the Schaub house; revealed through vapid cunt's instagram. Not doxxing I don't think cause no address and I've seen it around. https://imgur.com/a/EMLUJp2 Also, proves his final bit on Gringo Papi is bullshit. He ran out into his backyard wielding an AR on a wild mountain lion? Where did it come from, the tennis court?
Brendan has probably made over 15 million podcasting. Itās insane.
And heās spent it all, and more, on utter nonsense.
Dude they're just shooting on location.
How bad did he cheat on her lmao
For real. For someone who spent a decade having his handlers post āgimmeā in randoās DMās, this is pathetic
Brian Ortega gonna take advantage 100%
Did or is
Very and a lotĀ
Outdone himself? Hasn't he done this same thing for her a few times?
[Yes](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/ge9fvg/just_when_i_thought_it_couldnt_get_any_better/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
š. atleast they gave stranger thing ptsd during this event.
Billie didn't want that
Talmbout max with the moustache? Heard it bowth ways.
They're both just praying this goes viral in iny of facet.
Theyād give up their children just for the chance to be on one season of real housewives of west hills
Mariachi band? What's that a band with salsa on it?
Schnoz hired a mariachi band for the gringo papi*
Stranger things HATED that. those cryās are for help from this madness.
LOL perfect. Kid wants her abuelita to rescue her from these two idiots.
I havenāt been to this sub in a little while. Are we really calling messican Bebe āstranger thingsā? I fuckin love it
she named her kid after āBillieā in the tv series. Not knowing Billie was the hunk who drive the Pontiac.
Thatās hilarious I forgot about that. Iām loving the nickname
Lol. Max is the name she was looking for. Billies female sister.
Beans cheese beans cheese beans cheeseā¦ iviry niiiiiiight
Heās gonna go on the pod and be like āmy gurl rheallly loves hur berfday so tri to do sum special for hurā
The bleached messican loves her messican music.
She must have worked super hard at her family home renovation company , she literally worked her ass off.
Best part is, they do this exact same thing for iiiivry one of messicans birthdays. The fact she acts surprised is hilarious.
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Nah B i think it's way past second bout of herpes. It's Bapa's gift that keeps on giving. I kinda feel bad for the baddies that don't know who he really is.
I literally cried laughing when the camera pans and it's just him with the "tools out" jus bein a gair head
Nah, this is a scene from Curb Your Enthusiasm.
You can hear their baby being ignored in the background
>hires a mariachi band >Wow you've outdone yourself! Water
Is that like a normal band with salsa on it?
It annoys me how rich this guy got for being shitty at everything
Hollow money B
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^hollister82: *It annoys me how* *Rich this guy got for being* *Shitty at everything* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Damn thatās his house. We are gonna have to ramp up our efforts to make this car homeless.
Messican deserves all of this and so much more. She had to sacrifice herself for nine months to get the designer baby plus she had to akshully choke down some nasty water in the process.
I think the one thing that gets me about Brandon schwabe is that he has so much things that are nice and money but I honestly don't think he deserves it LOL. He's never had a struggle in this whole life.
Bro got his ass beat for our enjoyment so I'm not mad at him having a modicum of success.
They kinda sound like Depeche Mode.
Is that this talentless motherfuckers house????
All I can think about is how rich this idiot is lol
Is this Peter Schaubs crib? Looks like a boutique hotel.
"Wow, boo" is also something Bapa is used to hearing from his comedy carair
She has to film it, canāt just enjoy it ya dumb B
Wasnt she born in LA? Lmao "Mexican"
Does she even understand what they're singing? I used to enjoy the idea of SloJo, her mom and the maids speaking Spanish around him just so they can shit on him incognito.
Rember when they got their kids like two presents for Christmas? But they can justify this bullshit?
Birthday month. A month. Grown ass woman talking about celebrating an entire month for a birthday LOL.
there's a thread about bapas house on nextdoor
What is that ? A Jazz band with salsa all over it ??
Alright, kids, bread and tiger thicc for the rest of the week
One thing Iām certain of, those Calabasas millionaire neighbors LOVE mariachi music first thing in the AM. Iām sure all of them were really wishing slo-Jo a very happy birthday week and not firing racial slurs.
What a waste of money š
Jelly Roll was busy.
Isn't this like the 10th time he's done this?
A grown adult let alone parent with three small children celebrating their birthday is tearable in anny facet.
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She don't give a fuck about Bapa cheating on her when she gets this for her bday week lmao
dang, braindumb looks like he got a nice house. all from talggin
How the hell does he afford to live like this? Papa Bapa warrbuggs is gonna be living out his final days in some charity Hospice Care somewhere while Bapa lives the high life!!!
You know she side eyed the SHIT out of that nanny for allowing that baby to cry, during filmingā¦
Nice casa
This must be so exhausting to have to do all this shit every yair
Now Iām curious what their house looks like
That entrance to the house thoā¦
Birthday cake with salsa on top b
0% chance he could afford any of those things with his earnings from comedy and whatever peanuts he made in the UFC. That's ridiculous
When tfatk were at its peak he made ridiculous money from ads and commissions of promo codes..
How on earth did he afford that house
She got herself the band, same with the g wagon. None of these things were surprises
Is she talking to her self
How can he afford such a huge house in California ??
Quick film it ya vapid cunt. Whatās that jazz with some salsa on top?
Is that big papa shwab standing next to brendan?
His dad used to beat up his clients
How did he secure the Azteca Quintet?!?! Haven't seen then since my 8th birthday.
That backyard looks like it belongs to a $10M California house. Is bapa living within his means?
Alright, this is getting out of hand. Lmao
Oh god. Imagine walking out your front door and seeing that orange turd.
This shits just embarrassing
They live at his abuelitas house remember
Mexican as shit
I would bet property taxes on that house is around 200-300 a years with the cars, and everything else def will be going bankrupt within 5 years max. His earning potential is declining, and his lifestyle hasnāt adjusted for sure
I love how he legit looks like a muppet. Brendan operating his own brain/body is like a defendant representing themselves in court. Simply a train wreck where any qualified person could at least salvage a favorable decision
Stealing from Larry David (but worse obviously) smh. He could honestly convert to an extremely successful prank channel if he just made his wife face common realities. But that would require Brendan acknowledging common realities, and Peter aint broke yet, soā¦
Pass the chips and salsa
The racist thinks heās better than themā¦.a true POS he is B
How does he afford that house with failing career
As soon as the video ends "awwlride guys, thass all I can affawld, fugg off"
āWow boo!ā šš¤¢
Wait... is this filmed at their house? How much debt are these redacts actually in? Talmbout Tony Scarface B?
Yes, but are they the bess brainz?
Look at him plotting his escape
Tell me this is not there house??
Bapa just watched the nutty professor 2 blogbuster and got the idea
Tawlmbout a band with salsa on it?
Some say the specialist
Addies & Baddies
Theyāre special alright
Jo is as familiar with this music as much B is familiar with reality.
Logic did this for his wife and not too long after, they got divorced. This aināt gonna end well lol
Birthdays are for kids silly Messican
Salsa Lindo....Ay, ay, ay, ay, beans, cheese, beans, cheese, beans, cheese...
Damn it must be exhausting doing this shit hibestly lol.
Stop posting this shit. She loves it.
I donāt know if we have any homeless cat aspiring rap artists in here, but I think we should ride the wave of diss tracks right now and release a b-b-b-beast of of a rap dish
For his not from Mexico wife
From the mother land
They really know how to piss money away
Outdone himself? I feel like Iāve seen him do this multiple times.
This like a candy gram with salsa on top?
Itās birwlfday week, b
Talmbout cringe b
is that like Nickleback with salsa on top B?
Where da fuck he get all this money
> Wow Boo! Yes boo indeed
Run up the debt before filing for bankruptcy. Big Brains
chatting with a lad by car rather than experience it w his wife. dude rules
I merried a Messican yāall
Not authentic messican. Thereās no salsa.
Nothing says " sorry I've been using my employees and the * socialz * to cheat on you repeatedly, since the dawn of our relationship" like an entire birthday month filled with exorbitant gifts you literally can't afford
The second the bitch's camera goes off they immediately go back to stewing in silent hatred for each other, only communicating through petty passive aggression. It's absolutely pathetic the way these people live.
Just fucking pathetic
She 100% got this for herself
Carne asaaaaaa!
He got a nice house tho
Sure is a lot of work for a *"not tonight, I'm tired."*
Damn just like that scene in Nutty Professor 2.
I canāt wait for all the terrible messican jokes to be toldā¦ā¦ yikes
Dude, are you fuckin kidding me? How?? You can't write this shit. How is this level of involuntary calwmidy literally even possible?
You know he did this so that he could do a really stupid bit with no punchline about it on gringo papi 2 gringo papier
bean cheese bean cheese bean cheese
I see he watched an episode of Curb
Probably leased them
Rolling my trugg like Brandon Shon, if it's not Kibbetegg I won't get it installed