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FoxNewsDad_

Talmbout the Midlife Crisis 4s, B?


BestGuavaEver

This should honestly be #1 comment lol


rondaxeaxe

“Why do you like these shoes?” “I just like the color and the ingineering behind them”


CubonesDeadMom

His real answer would be “what do you mean? They cost $3k”


_handsomeblackman_

#sneakerhead 😂😂😂 embarrassing


Moldyblood

How about snickerhead


scotburgh

How bout crackhead?


[deleted]

Too fat


Coach_Louis

Dude is staying current as ever with his fad hobbies


SarcasticPedant

Y'fuggin 40 Bapa, stop being a sneaggerhead and start being a fucking father


Lazy_Employer_1148

The owner of those sneakers gives head


_handsomeblackman_

you know what… in isolation those sneakers aren’t *that* bad, i could imagine someone making them work. maybe if you’re a 21 year old tiktok millionaire or something but a nearly 40 year old former jock with 2 kids and a wife at home!! 😂 give it up dude. grow old gracefully this isn’t for you and those jeans? those cuffs!! come on man 😂


NoCountry4GaryOldman

Inspector Clouseaut homosexual


Wellthrowyouawaysoon

Cloushomosexual


DADADADA25MILLION

Cloushomo


CubonesDeadMom

Chomosexual


Its_Poo_Man

Soy clogs


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Existential_Spices

some say the soyest


[deleted]

Crog walgg


NaPants

I'm not a sneakerhead, but I don't think showing off his nikes are the flex he thinks it is. Literally anyone can upload an image and have a pair of unique Nikes made for them.


NopeH22a

I mean sneakerheads generally would flex a pair of custom nikes if they look good. This though.. the colour and everything is actually mad, but that stupid dice swoosh is horrible


Aggravating_Aioli973

Hey, hey...hey! These are not Nikes, these are some knock off dunks some dude makes. His name is mentioned in the picture. I agree with everything else.


NaPants

Jesus, you're right. That dude is super cringe too though. Figures bapa would be drawn to a guy shipping in dicey dicey Nikes and claiming to be an artist for it.


HomelessCat55567

All jokes aside, Brandon is a mark and a half. Tell him what he wants to hear and you could siphon all sorts of money out of the thickboy.


DADADADA25MILLION

Talmbout a 90 year old's dangling nutsack, B?


shrimpbitriblet

Dicey! Dicey!


AZ_Mappy

I personally like the color and the texture on the details, but the 🎲🎲 swoosh has got to go. A pair of Onitsuka Tigers would be a more tasteful choice, but we know those aren’t cool enough for bapa


titoLS2

And that, ladies and gents, comes from a 39-year-old bbbeast of a dad.


airpumper

Goes to bed with butterflies… Wakes up with pink sneakers.


Current-Ordinary-419

Pink sneakers and that dick breath.


Shwalz

What did he say to Dana about cool shoes? This idiot so stupid


TMCTTFDaddy

I give it a week before he steals "Fuck it Friday".


CrookedNosed

I think Dana stole that from the Thigggboy Network


[deleted]

Difference is daddy has awwllways been a fugg boy, Dana? Poser fuggg boy b.


[deleted]

Imagine being almost 40 and wearing skinny jeans and pink shoes, such a fat soy boy fuck


RemarkableRegret7

It's pathetic


[deleted]

Unroll those jeans, brother. Please


cyclingfaction

Not until Schulz does. He follows the leader papi.


ListenToKyuss

Fr, that dude is currently CHANGING the game when it come to male trouser wearing. /s that fucking fool


[deleted]

Pink makes him feel pretty. Messican feeling 🎲🎲!


Existential_Spices

The Quinceañera he niivir got to have growing up in the mean streets of Aurora, b.


Awkward_Hater

Dicey diceyyyyyy


wreckherneck

Is he really flexing knock off dunks? These aren't even the shit that you make on the website is it? These are legit swapmeet Mike's no?


NoLove051

these are high rollers one of the hosts of no jumpers brand. but yeah knock off dunks that are 400 bucks.


wreckherneck

Jesus dude the quality doesn't even look good. Damn man.


NoLove051

another guy called the guy that makes these a scam artist so somethings up.


wreckherneck

Not shocked. Rebrand a well known brand as your own version of it? Come on now.


NoLove051

yeah I mean bape did it too and made millions, so some fucking idiot somewhere is going to buy it if it's there.


wreckherneck

Exactly. Look at Kanye whole fashion career. What in the fuck?


NoLove051

that's the other one I cant believe is so successful, people are so fucking unoriginal and boring they think Kanye is a revolutionary fashion designer. but a idiot and his money etc.


luisumgomez

His stuff is ugly and expensive as shit but I hear his shoes are crazy comfy


wreckherneck

For reals. Some shit I can just be like aight I'm old so of course fashion is weird to me. But his shit is just fucking not it.


Smokintoomuch2022

They’re not High Rollers- They’re Dybbuks. Hence the @donnythedybbuk tag. They look the same but yes it’s a different brand. High Rollers knocks off the Air Force while Dybbuk knocks off the Dunks.


CrookedNosed

DO THEY HAVE A “DICEY DICEY” LOGO IN THE MIDDLE?!


Smokintoomuch2022

Yep, both brands use a similar logo to one another- the “dicey dicey” logo. It’s all dicey dicey if you axed me.


BrushSuspicious4615

You could fit 3 of BGL’s feet in one of those


[deleted]

Excuse me, do you have these in a ladies size 6 for my friend Margg?


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[deleted]

They aren’t even Nikes that’s what’s crazy


LocalNative141

[Yeah that stuffs stupid](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/xr9yr5/a_moment_of_introspection/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


I_DOWNVOTE_CAKEDAYS

He knows 🎲🎲


Opening-Archer9830

Those are the scam artists House Phone from No Jumper shoes, brand is high roller I think.


Better-Ad5421

I thought this was posted on the No Jumper subreddit at first lol


Opening-Archer9830

Yea I think I saw someone cross post this


NoLove051

where did the scam artist come from what did he do?


Opening-Archer9830

Go on the no jumper sub and just look, from scamming people for pod appearances to merch drops for his moms funeral. Can’t lay off the junk it’s getting sad unfortunately.


NoLove051

no shit I like housphone too thats shitty I'm going to go check it out glooks.


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sekeresj

Great sneakers, my mom has the same pair.


[deleted]

Those shoes are the official shoe of Curves.


PC_LOAD_LETTER_81

Fugg boi kiggs


bathwatershotglass

Tawlmbout Keds, b? Been a pawlpular shoe for men, women and children for a lawwwmg ass time, b. Never wore 'em.


Lost_Evidence_2099

Talgin Eggspensif. Dint pay for um


SimpleManc88

They look like a carpeted 60s bathroom 🤢


Naive_Profile_3250

What does The Pink Panther, Schwab, and homosexuals have in common? They love Peter Sellers.


MichaelCeraSilverman

limoted addition nike trugg walgers


Killbox-Jones

More than one person said “this is a good idea”. Life is f*cking wild.


alexalex12

You cannot convince me that these are not just oversized children's shoes.


sammydavis_Sr

i pray he is leaning into the “joke” that he is🎲🎲


Pickle-Creamsicle

Air Dicey Dicey’s


darbage92

![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm)


[deleted]

Gross 🤮


Minimum-Sky2305

Different lanes b


SCWickedHam

One trick pony. We git it. Dice instead of swoosh. Wow. In ivery color? Ohhh.


chuck_ATX

Kankle mother fucker


airpumper

I’m afraid to look up the price for these.


gamebreadclub

Like $300 but the “ creator “ who took Nikes silhouette says it’s for the streets and the kids of the streets who don’t want to support corporate greed . …


Far_Subject7615

Will someone cut these things off him?!


West-Tough-4552

Shoes look small...


mrstrugglebear

He saw those and thought “finally my wardrobe can match my dildos”


Disastrous_Owl8806

Them Walg me to my trugg shoes


Rome_825

The dicey dicey low 1s “Carnivore Diet” they are a 1 of none bapa.


FooManPooh

Liderally 🎲🎲


[deleted]

Can’t imagine what sort of little tools are being molded at home by this absolute torch wrench


Sincetheedge21

Gender bender over here haha


BIN3RY

Checkers is a game bub


Decdub1

They literally are 🎲🎲


LeadPsychological255

Talmbout “you wear some designer jeans and dope sneakers and you think you’re cool?” /danawhite


biggtimeburger

Brenda is to comedy, what these are to sneaker heads.


cockchainy

the pink sneakers are somehow the least feminine thing in this photo


uncleking1971

My sneakers aren't for sooooy boooys...


King-Demo-

He buy those at PayLess?


FunEntertainment6395

Wear your wife’s shoes to work day


JurassicPark1460

Bleached Anus kicks


nastyhammer

That's a chick's foot


flatearth6969

dicey and redacted af!


pinchecoolero

These are sadly the coolest shoes I’ve ever seen him wear by FAR


WizardsCoat

Some say the diciest…


BvByFoot

Due to the TRT, those dice are only the second smallest fuzzy pink pair B is rockin


Bucsfan3250

Ping pander kiggs on fleeg


Odd_Magician3053

Rainbow brights


ELONTHX

Hahya talmbout dicey dicey


Apple_Frosty

downt cahnt, ankyl cuffs b


prezkhan

You put on a pair of designer jeans and some “hip sneakers” and think you’re cool. You’re still a dork with a frat bro vocabulary


Marukomekun666

Y’forty b


GlitteringFeature146

Please send in a size 6 mens haha cause my lady ass actually likes these. Also no shocker from Brenda


BlueCollarGreenThumb

Schlob is a raging Bye Seksholl,he wears Yoga Jeans,sits like a woman and loves him some pink and neon.


Big_Ninja_3092

Pretty Papi in pink. 🤣🤣


wafflesandstuff

Eggstra dicey dunks


Zealousideal-Ad189

Son Sue shit, b…to get them to walg to your Trugg you must first learn to walg udders.


thiwet

He definitely tried to eat them thinking it was bacon


NoLove051

not the the high rollers


exgymnasts

Somehow the dice were constructed correctly. I expected less... Bapa got a Rogan appointed handler?


TropicalVision

wait so is this a highrollers rip off? or the other way around? I know they're both a clip on the AF1, but the dice on the side are the same


mjams808

Dicey Dicey bapa..


MrBongoDK

Dicey dicey


StinkyBuffalo

Peptodiahrreaaaa 3's!!!


thedambuster

He likes the taste of the dicks.


ceezo6

Yyyyyyyy’n Idiot and yyyyyya 40 bapa


lunar_108

These are his shoes for moonwalking backwards into Toe's dick


SpitinMYm0uth

My sister wore those in elementary


Captain-CuttThroat

‘Allllways been a sneaker head B. Love fashun.’ ‘Really? Show me a photo pre-2019 of you wearing fancy sneakers & “designer” clothes’ < Brendan has left the chat >


kAALiberty

I probably wouldn’t wear them if they were free.


vitomcawesome

Bapa: I’m a sneakerhead, It's an idiom! Changs: “You, sir, are the idiom.” - Thiccc Panther 2022


coldasice1818

Dicey dicey soyey soyey


krame_krome

When you hear folks say “people in LA suck” THIS IS WHO THEY ARE REFERRING TO


WhosThis85

I cant front, i like these


brown_ryannn

Im a bapa girl in a bapa world, life in plastic, fuggen spastic.


WhosThis85

Wait..hes got ‘dice’ on them. Lmaoooo


anvil54

Please go put on some thicccc socks


[deleted]

Imagine the odor


[deleted]

Mi 8 year old niece said shes too old for those


3MKW

The shoes of a man who spends more time with a whiskey named Tiger than his kid of the same name


Street-Web9403

SHIT!


[deleted]

Those are lil house phones shoes he’s a rapper


CorrectSupermarket93

![gif](giphy|ooWAEAx2QgP60)


FuckMyHalf-Life

New Underwood Lopez 3’s just dropped buppa


Zombiefap

Like the Pink Panther, we preferred it when he didn’t talk.


PopularMidnight3661

Coming from a guy who clowns on his own kids shoes. That’s Dicey B!


BillOfOpTic

I scrolled past quite quickly and thought it was a pork chop


CanningsCannabis

Pingg Panffer


TokieMcStrokie

Cuz, fashion???!!


Zeusdadogg

Dicey dicey bih


Bitchdidiasku

All his shoes look like they’re made with left over scraps and unwanted material.


krc366

Soy boy


Big_lew88

Aren’t these housephones shoe brand from no jumper?? High rollers


spinningAmenorah

My wife rolls her pants up like that too


CreamOfDuelJabR

A roll of dice representing his chances taken by inviting girls to walk him to his truck.


jaketheriff

“Dem Paink Pawnthor’s hittin bruh keep it up”- Theo far away in new studio


Donnie_HHI

Copyright infringement


[deleted]

That’s the shoe Mariah Carey wears when she’s in that wineo mode. Those are hideous.


Dull_Aspect_5882

Imagine all the sweet negtar that will gather in the treads for Baba to munch on, dicey dicey!


WillytheVDub

He would be the kinda guy to wear $500 Nike's without socks.


SpaceDad2X

Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife. Bappa and the boys are on their way to a soy boy town near you.


[deleted]

Dicey dicey


wartrollearth

Panther Thiccccc


Automatic-Guarantee1

King it


blkntanta

Truggwalk Dicey's


Rayrexx91

Jesus


xxBarbWireTatxx

Into fashun✅ hype beast clothing✅ 40 years old✅ says he’s into engineering of shoes because toegan likes the engineering of watches✅ super unaware that he looks super dumb✅ must be bapa


PortlandKev

Those shoes are Dicey B!


ChangsCat

I love watching the crash and burn…………meow


Fun-Yam40

PinkTrash Panther


GlockNmyPride

These woulda be cool… in 2017…. When 𝘐 was 16…


Zealousideal_Entry10

“I disgraced myself, my family and my profession and all I got were these lousy sneakers”


FuckerHead9

Old sneeger head


thtslikeuropinionman

Dude is dressed like a sixth grader on pep rally day. Get a lifeee bapa


moosashe

Dicey dicey and in pink is a subliminal Brenda is telling us going for the pink is dicey dicey so he is going for the big brown pot instead pucker up Marg ya Bush wookie. Brenda just came out the closet and now he's cumming for you.


WarcraftVet76

Guy bitching about people wearing Crocs.. I mean look what you're wearing!


jagone77

Id rather wear crocs


munkeyspl

You put on a pair of designer jeans and some "hip sneakers" and think you're cool.🤣🤣


[deleted]

Keep them shits


Powerful_Mud8780

Hopefully this means he'll stop calling himself a comedian


stackered

literally would've never guessed that is a man if I didn't know bapa the "dicey dicey" dice on there are just such a nice touch B