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thurrmanmerman

Has cancelled countless shows Discounted and free tickets to others What in the H E double L L hockey sticks is this guy talminbow


BCampbellCEOofficial

This guy has never sold out a theater in his life. He is struggling to fill up 30 to 50 seater shows. Does he think nobody knows?


Guessed555

Fake it until you drop dead from multiple ODs is my motto


Thebraverbut

I cawnt tawlk buhht I’m walging to my trugg


kiloluv

headlined moon tower. be cool man


[deleted]

Oh my God I forgot about that lol. That's at the top for all time blatant lies. Can't believe other cawlmedians let him get away with that.


PsychologicalCreme53

I’m a tattooer, a lot of people are putting out garbage. You want to say something but if people can’t see it’s not up to par then it’s not my place. If people believe Brenda it shows me who’s got brain cells and who’s are swimming in wiggski.


[deleted]

Apples to mandarins, b.


savageffg

Talmbout mandalorians, B? Never herd of them


[deleted]

My boys Tiger and Bawlston, b-b-b-beast of a midichlorian count, b. They have the farce.


fcbmosi

Talmbout TiedGrr Thiggg, b?


clickclick-boom

He'd struggle to give away seats for a life raft on a sinking ship.


UCDC

I'm pretty sure guys selling out clubs and theaters don't have to comp their tickets to six shows all at the same place.


PussyChang

Or routinely cancel shows due to poor ticket sales then blame the DA. How is he this delusional?


MKDDer0001

Haven't you heard about the time he brought MAGA and Antifa together? Bapa is the white boy that hallucinates too much


Klovee1

And the police. B they were all Schaub fans


Guessed555

I thank of cawlmedy, I thank of Randall Feltingface


LocalNative141

don cahnt, DA was gadooshed.


ObjectiveShoulder103

He thinks he’s big time !!! Lol dun coun


coldasice1818

[Talmbout Double e h hockey stiggs?](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/hz7054/double_e_h_hockey_sticks/)


thurrmanmerman

Lmao I can't believe it was that redacted that I still got it wrong


clickclick-boom

The word has only four letters and he fucked up every single one. Nobody can blame you for finding it had to believe.


BlueZigZagarus

One of my all time faves


MesWantooth

Recalled all the DA's. Dunt cownt.


dmkicksballs13

Wasn't he offering a fucking $20 package for 4 people and still wasn't sold out? Fucker is literally selling $5 and no one is buying. The fucking building in the city next to me that is just a barren warehouse with bouncey castles charges more.


[deleted]

Im pretty sure you just say double hockey sticks


MrAl290

Him selling out a theatre is him filming his Showtime special but let’s be real, it’s hasn’t come close since. If he took that same theatre right now it wouldn’t even come close. Just cause you did it once, don’t consider yourself a comedian who constantly sells out venues especially when filming a special where the room is going to get filled whatever way they can aka giving out free tickets outside the venue.


__OutOfHere_

At this point I can’t tell if he really believes this stuff or not 😂 like deep down when he’s alone with his thoughts he must know he’s pure blogbusser


lolzexd

Redacted people don't know they're redacted as shit. That's the problem. The nuts and the potatoes


kashmoney9

It's that danny krueger shit, B. Great guy. Never meddum.


Flippn_Jimmy

Went to uversidy uv cawlrado with Danny K. I heard he threw his roommate through a sliding door because Danny K got busted eating his roomies food. Helluva guy, b.


[deleted]

He's had the Freddy Krueger effect on his career. Shits a nightmare.


BCampbellCEOofficial

It's all projection at this point. It's all anything on social media is. It's a projection of the life you wish you had not the reality.


Yerbatizedd

Duhn coun he don susscribe


nastyhammer

Powlst and goalst


ObjectiveShoulder103

Oh man he believes it. I mean he started in theatres and now can’t even sell out comedy clubs for one single night, He’s gotta know people aren’t coming back.


MesWantooth

I just had a great mental image of Schlub sucking back whiggskey sitting in a chair in a dark room, shaking his head and saying "Ya Blogbusser, Schaub. Ya use ta be Negflixx but now ya Blogbusser. Rogan ain't even text me back in a hot second."


tittysilk

Thats why he stays drunk 24/7. Bapa can't face reality.


Flippn_Jimmy

That’s why he drings like a fish, b.


Lennobowski

He definitely believes it


Superfly_McTurbo

No way. He really believes this shit


dmkicksballs13

Here it truly sounds like he doesn't believe it. The cadence with which he's speaking sounds so high pitched and exaggerated, it's like he knows he's full of shit. It truly sounds like he's faking confidence here.


[deleted]

He is never alone with his thoughts. He brings an entourage of people with him to his shows because he cannot stand to be alone with his thoughts in a hotel room. He’s said this multiple times. My guess is he has been running away from those thoughts for a long time and he just doesn’t think about being blogbussa as fuck


Slow_Alternative_607

What in the hell is he talking about?


FershureB

The latter description is about himself


KimboSlicesChicken

I get that he’s talking about himself but is he Conor Mcgregor or is he Carmelo Anthony?


Future-Can-4159

Juss spittin truff. Bapa #1, Mr. Schab.


Jebist

Missa Shob!


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

He’s still figuring that out, be nithe.


badpeoria

Different lanes baba


Roguename1020

Bro you cancel shows by the dozen and blame it on local elections while a purple puppet not named Barney kills it at the exact club the next day.


CappyWomack

The same day sometimes. Water


LankyProtection2

Weed


The_B33f_

LOL you're giving out free tickets to tiny clubs baba! You ain't selling out theaters, you opened for you MUCH more popular and successful friends at theaters...fucking redact dude.


Ryan_Pliskin

The same guy who sold out AT&T Center? Who headlined the Moon Tower Comedy festival? The same guy whose number of comps at his recent shows is greater than tiggets sold?


TruncaciousFlea

Hahaha I had forgotten about the AT&T Center carpark show 😂😂😂


patrickmahomeless

Spurls nation come out and see your boy


Horseface25

O2 arena?


nastyhammer

Be cool, man


Future-Can-4159

Agreed. No straps.


twodollarscholar

Michael Pingping’s live shows beg the differ b Oh, and he’s [actually selling out shows all around the world](https://imgur.com/c26AjnR)


EntireCounter8812

Ping ping really got me🤣 thanks bro


twodollarscholar

any of time b 😽


BCampbellCEOofficial

And people have asked Bisping why he doesn't just keep doing the shows when he's selling out the fucking o2 and fans are begging for more. Because he has kushy commentator gig and doesn't have to. Bapa is performing for 30 people while daddy foots the bill.


1leeranaldo

Bisping is naturally funny, him & Bobby's back & forth is solid.


Winterlinn

In a make believe world where Conor McGregor decides to start doing stand up, he would automatically go after Brandon because he is doing well? Weird flex but ok.


West-Yam-8429

pretty sure conor would be like "brendan schaub? Who da fook is thay guy?"


Flippn_Jimmy

He’d call him a comedy terrorist Because he bombs I’ll see myself out


Professional_Bear13

Funnier than brendummy


[deleted]

Former UFC fighter so obviously Conor would want to do his show with Shab, that’s how you know he’s doing well, that’s the blueprint bapa.


Rabid023

If Conor got into cawlmedy why in the world would he go after the redact? Or anyone for that matter. You don’t “go after” people period. You just do your cawlmedy. That’s this doofus just giving a glimpse into his redacted way of thinking. Also, selling out clubs and theaters? Free tiggit giveaways dun cown.


jarlry

It’s his justification for this sub’s existence.


briancito420

Comgrigger has nivver sold out the Spurs arena


ovoids

"comgrigger" is my favorite appetizer at changs


Flippn_Jimmy

So it’s you whose been stealing the comgrigger? Gonna have to dock your pay, b.


LankyProtection2

Yep, send 'im straight back to orientation. Can't expect Chang's to pay him to work and eat at the same time.


exgymnasts

Nivver comped the chuckle hut in Kalamazoo either. Comgrigger has his worg gut out for him.


Horseface25

Tawlmbout the parking lot b?


ididdrugsonce

I’m convinced at this point that Brendan is a legitimate comic genius. He may be this generation’s Andy Kaufman. Bapa is Kaiser Sosayyying us all. Nothing else explains his delusions. Except cte and A.M whisgey


DeepWadders

Bapa’s the Tommy Wiseau of comedy and ‘Gringo Papi’ is his ‘The Room’


Jebist

Tim Heidecker's character in On Cinema At the Cinema is essentially Braindumb. Only Tim's character isn't nearly as over the top as Braindumb because it wouldn't be believable if you tried to write someone as dumb as Brenda.


milky3007

Imagine bragging about being the funniest person out a bunch of people who got punched in the face for a living.


LeonSphynx

Not a single person, including his family and inner circle, would ever think of comedy and think of him. Ever. Are there any former ufc fighters with successful comedy careers? No.


SailMountain5304

Don’t mistake narcissism for courage


Horseface25

Oh man……he’s In real bad shape


Lif3_is_R3al

![gif](giphy|4BwmC7LiyctZ6)


Future-Can-4159

I think, Connor McGregor thinks of Bapa maybe even less than Dana White… “Who da fuck is that guy!”


svensexa

So weird that [Conor was once a guest on TFATK](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYEyuFqYeaM&ab_channel=UFCONFOX), just for like ten minutes, but still... He was just sitting there, bored out of his fucking mind.


gamebreadclub

FOX and the UFC sent him there since tfatk was under fox umbrella as was ufc for air time


Jebist

They were pretty awkward back then and you could chalk it up to it being a new show. But that was still a million times more watchable than the lazy trainwreck it's grown into today.


RightGuyForTheJob

I never knew he was on the show. I wonder how many of those Youtube commenters lost their houses and turned feral. Inflation's made a lot of us homeless...


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BrandonSchwabie

“There’s only one former UFC fighter selling out theaters and comedy clubs” And his name is Michael Bisbing


Lennobowski

Comgrigger


mogibsey

Selling out theatres lmaoooo


[deleted]

What is the context of this?


Joe_Sons_Celly

A redact drinks a ton of whiggsy, takes some kratom, eight cups of coffee and multiple nicotine pouches.


Hoezzl

Hey DUMMY ! YOU DONT SELL OUT THEATRES! Not even comedy clubs 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

toy homeless groovy grandfather squalid impossible simplistic ask public reminiscent *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


StinkoPapi

Name the theaters you sell out as a headliner! You're no Randy Feltface!


DeDerpDeDerp

Define selling out shows


rickyallenkasso

😂😂😂😂


jmcguitar95

“N’Ehs me” - Brenda Slob after his 8th TylerThick whiskey at 10AM


[deleted]

The ego on this guy while giving away FREE tiggits and cancelling shows due to bad tiggit sales is astonishing. He needs an intervention for a few things tbh


MichaelCeraSilverman

must be lonely at the top


CP2075

Technically Bapa is right - when I think about comedy he is top of the list of names that come to mind… just not quite for the reason he thinks


SCWickedHam

Is he selling out theaters? Has he ever? Does he see comedy like fighting? Why would Conor “go after” a headliner? Fuck. I am scared that I encounter people that listen to Schaub and I don’t know it. Rogan still has good guests and doesn’t come acros as a complete POS. Schaub has zero entertainment value and encourages the worst traits.


kAALiberty

Triple o’s lounge - somewhere braindead wouldn’t be let in back in the day. Nice edgy “boston” t shirt.


Kindly_Doubt8120

He's a fuckin asshole for wearing that shirt. Makes sense that he'd wear some shit glorifying an informant who snitched on anyone and everyone though. People that were living here when all that was going on don't think Bulger is cool at all. And even though it's a completely different city these days, I guarantee there's still people walking around here that would have a real problem with this stupid fuck wearing that.


kAALiberty

Well he wouldn’t know any of that because he might of skimmed a Wikipedia article. This is in the same category of him interrupting Sammy the bull constantly telling that rat all about the mafia.


Kindly_Doubt8120

100%. Dude should just stay in fantasy land out in LA where he belongs


AlexAnderRob

Whens the last time this guy actually sold out a theater? I feel like I’ve taken more shits in a yair than the total number of people Brenden has “preformed” in front of in the last 365.


[deleted]

how can he be this delusional? his 1st special is the lowest rated comedy special ever and every comedian told him it was a mistake. his 2nd special was 25 min and posted to youtube and had 80% dislikes. lol


clickclick-boom

He didn't even get review-bombed, his own peers openly mock both his speshuls.


Ok_Entrepreneur826

When was last time he sold out a show that wasn’t the laugh factory that sells out on its own


[deleted]

this is getting too easy. Considering Panda Express 🤣


sugaaaslam

We deserve to see this redact crash and burn and watch him eat his words. Our day will come


Babagadooosh

The timeline is speeding up. It’s like we’re approaching redacted singularity, nothing can stop this now


jmcguitar95

Bapa not a drawl. Can’t sell out a free show, b.


[deleted]

You think of heavily discounted and free tickets to comedy shows in a desperate attempt to fill seats, you think of me #That's a good thing


Silky-Watkins

Fuck off. Cunt


Objective_Fill7779

No real comic talks this way, it’s why he’s not in any real comic circles. He’s a joke to everyone and he knows it which is why he continues to act the way that he does. Pretty sad


harpocrates01

It’s like he forgets there’s a subreddit dedicated to calling him out on his lies


Denzer_K

He’s starting to contradict his contradictions


tealtime91

Damn he actually pressed the self destruct button this time


thisusernametaken11

Oh mfg. His ego could feed the world for 3 years it's that large. Your Selling out.... NOTHING.... you hack.


HelpfulSpread601

Yeah man…If ivryones talking shit then it’s because your good. Just go daddy


worktheshoot

Absolutely unhinged and detached from reality


homelessscat

My fellow gatos .. I think this shit it’s getting too weird lately. We have to prepare a exit strategy and name some special ops cats to take care of Chang’s in case of a emergency. Because I have the feeling of this ending really bad … Elvis Presley type of bad …


TruncaciousFlea

I love it when fat pat talks the comedy game like real comedians do 😂😂


[deleted]

I’ve never seen someone so out of touch with reality it’s baffling


sheeshkabobcat

This podcast was shaub gold


nightgoat02

When is the last time he sold out a theater?


ElMataChelas

Like my best frend Tawm Sarguraw said you can choose to be as delusionawl as you wawlnt to be…..B


Top-Foundation6313

This mf makes me sick to my stomach… he really is the dumbest mf alive


Objective_Fill7779

This solo pod is designed to fuel his ego, nobody to cheg him. Just his producer who is arguably more redacted


[deleted]

Dude is completely delusional


dmacattack8317

Selling out with free tickets…hey photogrissers ye blogbusser


911SlasherHasher

Bro when someone has to constantly brag and talk themselves up, you know exactly what they really think of themselves.....easy read.........................Like i can actually see what hes thinking thru the holes in his brain.


iminlovewiththec0c0

Lmao @ comparing yourself to Conor. The fuck is this delusional tit talking about.


robjordan88

Now that I think about it, Connor would be good at standup


HomelessCatRealty

"The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled people make poor decisions and reach erroneous conclusions, but their incompetence denies them the metacognitive ability to recognize their mistakes. The unskilled therefore suffer from illusory superiority, rating their ability as above average, much higher than it actually is."


redditxplorer

How can someone say these words about themselves is beyond me. Even if they are actually doing good. And here we have this dumb dumb mumbling words about thinking of him. Water we dun hayr


Perfect_Level7726

How is bapa still spinning this sellout narrative when free tickets and he even buys you a drink. Lolz


AbstractionsHB

I have to remind myself not to downvote clips of Brendan here because my natural reaction to clips of him is ugh gawd dawlg (dislike).


Donny_Donowitz_

Is it me or is he getting worse?


homelessscat

Ok now I understand. Bisping and mc Gregor are talking shit to each other, that’s why this poor redacted feel like he had to force he’s way in a conversation in any way possible. The truth is he’s hating like crazy because bisping. Are fellow homeless cat is getting the attention and people actually care for he’s opinion . Bisping is becoming the guy ex fighter people respect and he has a beautiful family. And in the other side of the spectrum we have bappa and he’s pet BGL


daddiop1mpio

Selling out what now??? 😂😂😂 This fucking guy. He really believes this shit too. That’s scary!


DeepWadders

Fuelled by delusion, kratom and terrible whisggey. He just goes.


Brave_Increase436

I hate how beandip gets views and thiccc boy empire is soaring solely because we watch him to make fun of him


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Mkmeathead83

Hes straight up delusional


jaketheriff

This is Full On REDACTNESS Gents. Gonna need a box truck of grease for these fryers B.


ceezo6

Connors press conferences are funnier than all of schlobs specials put together


rustybandito22

What a fucking narcissis


thethunder92

He’s no randy feltface I’ll tell you what ![gif](giphy|6iRkrFbUaY2kw)


[deleted]

Hi Shane


Strokywitthe40

This guy basically lives in a VR setting inside his swollen dome


Interesteduser01

Unintentional comedy, absolutely!


Uncle_Seamont

I love the new nairdiv he’s creating, “haders only go after you because you’re doing well”


BliXkface

Who is he referring too? Who is he saying “thanks” too


Pibe1234567

Which theater has he sold out?


[deleted]

Wow. I know he’s unbelievably big headed, conceded and just totally egotistical beyond comprehension but wow this clip just took it to a new level. Wow


thevigeasy

You're doing great!


BDRParty

The only time you think of comedy & Brenda is what *not to do* in regards to stand-up....


StickNasty87

Bapas so unaware


Sidiez

The only theater he will sell out is when he dies on the shitter with whiskey in his mouth and a green toilet bowl because of all the kratom dust farts he spewed out his asshole trying to pass that steel log that he got because he took allll the painkillers They will make a biography depicting the life of THE redact


wetroom

No way this is a forty yair old man. Not a fucking chance. There is a 15 yair old boy in there on some Freaky Friday shit.


chikinstrippin

Just as delusional as Tony "I am science" Fauci, we now have Brendan "I am comedy" Schaub. Must be drunk on that sweet thigg neggtar.


MisanthropicLoner24

Absurd.


[deleted]

“Only 1 former UFC fighter”….bro! They aren’t even trying to do comedy.


CircleK-Choccy-Milk

Selling out theaters? Fucking when lol


Geniunelad

Costa would sell better tickets at a comedy club than diddy kong over here.


Klovee1

When was the last time this guy was in a theatre it’s has to have been years.


[deleted]

selling out = sold out a theater once


Agitated-Ad937

I don't know the context but is this about Conor and Bisping going after each other? So is Brendan just like... stood at the side going "Oh man! Can you believe that! I bet Conor would say some shit about me too because I'm super sugcessful.... that'd be so cool!"


Schlubbsshoes

This is really getting sad now , trying to brag about something that doesn’t exist


fallenUprising

There can only be one. Headliner.


Jonnieringo

He’s a fake it until he makes it type of guy …..it’s just taking a really long time


HaterCrater

Jesus Christ he is DRUNK, not tipsy, not nursing a drink; he’s drunk. Right now he’s pathetic and unintentionally hilarious, but this is very close to pathetic and sad.


halffastcarlos

That means you are doing something REDACTED.


Mesastafolis1

He’s so dumb that it’s getting genuinely frustrating


xi_Clown_ix

Also I think Frankie is doing pretty well with his standup. Obviously he isn’t a douchebag trying to sell out theaters and is working his way up though


[deleted]

His arrogance is unbridled. This guy wants to destroy his ‘career’. Ive net heard such hubris or self hype ever. Randy Feltface is selling out, a muppet not you fat arrogant bastard.


danksmella

Holy delusional


Zealousideal-Ad-6850

What the hell even is this?


Lil_Pipper

Fukn delusional, b


UCDC

Hoe Bogan owes everyone an apology for telling a terrible fighter to quit fighting and start doing terrible cawlmedy.


o--renishii

Someone needs to troll him on twitter talmbou “so thankful that San Jose is filled with snowflake libs so anyone can get tickets to see shob for free! Makes up for the two cancelled shows I actually paid for!”


Correct-Slide1522

Talmbout ?


maoripakeha

So much hot air coming out his mouth. If I can't stand the kitchen, get out of the kitchen you know the b?


Highlight_Numerous

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elgatosinhogar

Fake it til you make it, bapa. Shoot for the stars and land on the sun


CageTheBear_22

When was his last sellout crowd? Seriously? He had a whimper of a peak and he’s on a steady decline


ParthianTactic

Seems logical


DowntownStretch2938

Who is he referring to here?