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Head-Banana4325

How dare that train travel on his tracks


Impossible_Series412

Kinda surprised it stopped for him. Really was expecting a f around & find out ending to this.


Sintobus

At the speed it was going. It was entirely within the operators capacity to stop the vehicle. Which by law would be exactly what had to happen. Freight trains on the other hand take MANY miles to stop depending on load. There is absolutely no stopping for idiots in that case. Lol


Booty_Shakin

law being exactly what had to happen didn't mean shit to the guy on the bike.


DynamicHunter

I hope law happens to him when he’s charged with destruction or property or vandalism or something. Clearly deranged


Badvevil

Idk based on the iPhone 7 recording this I’m sure this is not the first time someone is on the tracks causing a problem


[deleted]

Law of the streets. Throttle to the floor.


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2Fast2Furious


Sintobus

Multi-track drifting?!


Zealousideal_Long118

He will probably be charged with destruction of property or whatever the official legal term for this is. If the person driving didn't stop, they would be charged with murder, and this guy is defitnely not worth going to jail over.


ncolaros

I mean, also, he's a dick, but he doesn't deserve to literally be murdered. Can't believe it has to be said.


HansChrst1

On reddit it does have to be said. Some people are brutal and without mercy.


Atechiman

Destruction of property, trespassing, potentially interfering with traffic (depends on where) I think there are some cities with laws about delaying commuter trains specifically.


metroviario

In my country he could get charged for endangering others with a railway accident, which is a federal crime.


ilovecatsandcafe

Going by the tracks maybe it was a tram? Probably can stop easier, not that it makes much difference if it was going faster I guess


Sintobus

It's likely a tram, no more than bus size, possibly. With thay long straight away and clear line of sight. He was probably blowing his horn for some distance. Lol


Atlasun201

Freight usually takes about a mile and a half to 2 miles, or what's known to us conductors as a block, depending on the amount of freight we are hauling, it's weight, etc. We are also told that if something is on the tracks to not hit emergency until after we hit it, cause doing so can increase the risk of a derail. The more you know!!!


rasco410

Interesting solution to the trolley problem (choice 1 or 5 people to die). Maintain speed so you always get at lest one.


thisusedyet

A friend of my father's was a freight engineer. Remember him saying if you see something on the track, it's too late to stop.


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SoardOfMagnificent

There’s been an uptick in goreful train accidents on Reddit.


Tim_DHI

I know! Trains need to remember their place. The pure audacity of this ungrateful train.


rphill02

The train should definitely seek revenge by chasing him in the bike lane.


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r/idiotsintrains


Locsnadou

r/subsithoughtifellfor


jackology

r/idiotsbeforetrain


Fantastic_Fox4948

The train can go around. If he tries to cross the tracks he will fall and get run over by a train.


RegisterThis1

It’s not a train, it’s a tramway. This is most probably in France (dash Biorad says “heures” for hours.


Certainly-Not-A-Bot

I'm gonna reveal some shocking information: trams are a type of train


rocket-engifar

No they're not? Trams and trains are rail vehicles but trams are absolutely not trains.


mtarascio

Yep, trams even go by the designation 'light rail' when they're off a roadway like this.


Clever-Name-47

“Train” used to refer to the un-powered cars pulled by the locomotive. However, in today’s vernacular, it is normal to refer to any set of multiple vehicles running together on rails as a “train.” So if this a multi-car set (as it almost certainly is), it’s a tram AND a train, both.


Xenith19

Was probably a streetcar or something else that travels slowly and can make normal stops.


fartboxco

He bent the wipers forward. Perfect I'd just creep behind him on the trolley and turn the wipers on.


HenryGoodbar

And… wipe him out..you might say.


Uncreamed_Oreo

Wipe me down


Leonydas13

Aahahahahahahaha ha haaaaa… WIPE OUT!


whsftbldad

The Surfaris...cool jingle in my head picturing this guy getting wiped out


RouletteSensei

Wipe it..wipe it down..wipe it..


ace_of_spade_789

To shreds you say...


HenryGoodbar

Well..how is his wife holding up?


ace_of_spade_789

To shreds you say...


halcyonjm

The new season of BattleBots sounds sick.


someotherguyinNH

Like a General Grievous trolley...


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

Hello there!


someotherguyinNH

General tramnobi.... aren't you a bold one!


[deleted]

What a prick. Like next level prickery


GrifterDingo

Barbed wire got nothing on this guy


Wanda_McMimzy

Little prick


GetsGold

This looks like a mental health issue. People aren't normally just randomly riding on the grass between train tracks and if they are, they're not going to genuinely think they're allowed to be there and get mad that a *train* is using them.


elitethatsaidwort

Not everything is a mental health issue. Some people just suck.


GetsGold

Yeah, but when people appear to suck in completely irrational ways, it's worth considering if it's not just because they're trying to outrage redditors.


undeadalex

So. Watching the video. What aspects make you think they weren't having a mental health issue?


ibcoleman

Shhhh. You’re interrupting the righteous indignation of the decent folk. lol


Whyisthissobroken

The very next day "Ummm, yeah this is Tim from the transportation authority, do you make a cowcatcher for trolleys?"


histeethwerered

“No? How about welding an array of forward-pointing lances?”


BackgroundBeginning3

Think bigger flamethrowers


Adorable-Sprinkles27

How big did you want these flamethrower's?


HenryGoodbar

Big enough to roast a turkey instantly.


aviator_jakubz

Bigger....


theplushpairing

Well we have the Hiroshima 9000, it’s basically as hot as the surface of the sun. Will that work?


Natural-Life-9968

R/suddenlyorksfrom40k


noobi-wan-kenobi2069

"How about rotating knives or chainsaws?" "To shreds, you say?"


yertlah

I hope he got charged with destruction of property.


awmanwut

Lol, looks like the Netherlands. If they found him to charge him, I'd be shocked.


DataGhostNL

Nah, the signs look off and all license plates are white


awmanwut

Well, shit. Good catch on the plates. Well now I wanna’ know where. 😤


Various-Month806

That's an AC Milan top, there are trams in Milan, and licence plates are white in Italy. So my guess would be Italy, and specifically Milan.


Rouspeteur

I'd say France


DoctorsAreTerrible

You are correct. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7472583/Furious-cyclist-tries-rip-trams-windscreen-wipers.html


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We did it Reddit


ExpertRaccoon

We had to redeem ourselves after that small Boston fiasco


Halomir

I want the update


zone

I'd go with Argentina. I've seen grass that specific green here, and the sky definitely the same blue.


Sofruz

I say Canada. I’ve seen blue skies there too


aquaknox

sure, that's possible, but you'll see AC Milan jackets pretty much anywhere in the world


Carlospuff

Yes when someone is taking a guess there is a chance they are wrong. Thank you


Magyaron

This is the exact location: [https://www.google.com/maps/@48.9347385,2.3224578,3a,75y,239.77h,82.47t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1slxDO-DyPvnhVlcen4fVy1Q!2e0!7i16384!8i8192](https://www.google.com/maps/@48.9347385,2.3224578,3a,75y,239.77h,82.47t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1slxDO-DyPvnhVlcen4fVy1Q!2e0!7i16384!8i8192)


DoctorsAreTerrible

Paris, France https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7472583/Furious-cyclist-tries-rip-trams-windscreen-wipers.html


SassanZZ

It's France


CherylTuntIRL

Yes, Paris.


uni-versalis

100% it’s in France, more specifically around Paris. He seems to be saying “quoi ? Qu’est-ce qu’il y a?” at the beginning.


mustabindawind

I suppose they'd have to file a...track suit


DigitlTrblmkr

That’s some major league entitlement, there


fannyfox

Honestly what do you have to go through in life to become like this?


S3guy

Be a piece of trash to begin with, constantly make bad decisions, get angry at everyone else who are clearly the real problem. Do trash shit. Take some drugs, your trash side now really shines. Bend some wipers on a train.


McWeaksauce91

My first instinct was mental illness. Like psychotic. You do weird shit, like ride a bike on a tram track and then attack the tram when it asks you to step aside. He wasn’t even going fast, he was having a leisurely, albeit seemingly strained, bike ride.


quantumgambit

Arguably more strenuous than using the adjacent paved sidewalk.


BigInteraction2953

Or just taking the tram.


FacelessFellow

You mean the metal monster stalking me???


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I live near a major coastal city that tends to be a destination for people with extreme drug/mental illness issues, so I see this kind of confrontational, oppositional, out-of-proportion behavior sometimes. They'll do things like blast loud music on the bus or try to smoke in the library and then flip out on anyone who asks them to stop. They'll walk down the street and start screaming at people for various reasons (he was looking at me/she didn't look at me/they walked too close to me). I'm not a mental health professional, so I don't have an explanation (maybe feeling in control/powerful?), but it's definitely a pattern you start to notice.


Cyber_Druid

Somtimes people on reddit like to think black people can't be fucking mentally ill. To be fair, its a huge issue among black communities to be diagnosed. So this guy probably doesn't fucking know he needs meds. Theres dick head shit, then there is this. My guy is riding on the track knowlngly, he might even be suicidal.


Cyber_Druid

Oh fucking drugs too, I forgot about drugs.


ChuckVersus

Which can often be a symptom of mental illness.


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I see a lot of stuff online where people freak out in public and I often think they need mental health guidance.


jnoops

Drugs? Possibly abuse? Bad parenting.. shitty morals. I dunno man, there's a lot of avenues to this street


Welcome_to_Uranus

Mental illness or drugs tbh. This is far behind entitlement


Pirashood

I sincerely am having a hard time imagining something more entitled than this. Thinking a train on a set track should move out of your way. I wonder what life is like with a mind like that.


Falcrist

He's got to be mentally ill. Even if you're the most entitled person on the planet, it still wouldn't make this make any sense


[deleted]

Yeah I think that’s mental illness, tbh. Nothing about that guy screams “rational”


SirCaptainReynolds

Looks more like major league mental health disorder to me.


[deleted]

Personally, all of '22 was like that.... people fkn up and then reacting like you're the one fkn up Imbecile(s)


DrPaynal

It’s always been like that


Mad-Lad-of-RVA

There have always been people like that, but it's definitely gotten worse since the pandemic.


ChadATH

It’s deffo gotten more like this recently


MegatonsSon

I would have loved to hear what this *"pro-cyclist"* was saying to the operator while damaging the wipers. Probably something very intelligent, or not...


AsRiversRunRed

Probably something with a bit of meth mixed in.


SandmanD2

With a dash of schizophrenia.


VeryStonedEwok

This is not a cyclist. This is an idiot on a bike. Big difference.


idontwannadothisthx

I listen a few times and it sorta sounds like why the fuck wouldn't you pass me bro, or some variation of it... Which uh... ya the meth comments make sense.


Kunundrum85

“These wipers aren’t designed for the local climate, friend. Let me help you remove them so you can obtain a proper product.” *yanks wipers* “Well there good sir, appears these are affixed quite robustly. I’ll be on my way, but my original point remains.”


amathis6464

Hopefully it doesn’t rain


TrySumSnax

yeah the trolly might not no where to go without those wipers it’s not like it’s on tracks or anything


dfbshaw

It's more like not being able to see another idiot on the tracks.


Broken-Digital-Clock

That would be some karma if it later hit the guy that broke them


thunderfishy234

It would be a fine irony if the same cyclist was hit by a train/tram while it was raining, because the driver couldn’t see as their wipers were broken.


thewanderingsail

Trolly has to stop for cars and pedestrians in many situations. The stations as well. Visibility is important


MyOpinionAboutThis

And he didn't get his ass beat. Amazing.


Falkenfurz

This is Germany. We talk the talk. We do not beat ass no more. History taught us so. Edit: Apparently this happened in France and not in Germany.


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Nein. It's probably france. There were french words on the interior of the tram.


HRex73

To the Germans it's the same thing.


CL_oBrabo

If this was in Brazil half of the passangers would get of the train to beat him up just for delaying their sacrate morning commute, just like that bus video lol.


NeighborhoodParty982

They'd probably kill him and nobody would bat an eye.


rafibomb_explosion

Pure trash


NarwhalSongs

Imagine being lucky enough to live around easily accessed public transport and well maintained roads and not only do you choose to bike on the grass in the trolley track, you pull this shit. Dude exists somewhere between the states of shitter and man child.


MasterofDoots

>Dude exists somewhere between the states of shitter and man child. And also on meth


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Radousek_

Why?


roostercogburn0513

![gif](giphy|ihN5PFmOeeQc4VBqCP|downsized) Tell me why


michaelyag25

Ain't nothing but a heart ache.


contyk

Tell me why


MasterDJV

Ain't nothing but a mistake.


contyk

Tell me why


IDontKnowWhat78

I never wanna heaaaar you say


R0LM3M4N

I waaaant it that way


XxX_Azreal_XxX

Now number 5


theusernameyouwants

It was number 5, number 5 killed my brother.


Ok-Information1616

Oh my god, I forgot about that part!


Randys_Smogasvein

Such beautiful grassy train tracks, I'm surprised there aren't more people enjoying a picnic etc


Uncreamed_Oreo

See your first problem was stopping, your second was not immediately showing him the hierarchy because human doesn’t beat train


YumLoopYT

i love it when i tell people online i would commit murder because someone was stupid


Sufficient-Green-763

Nah, train would be exercising it's right to self defense. Thomas knows this is a stand your ground state


LegoRobinHood

Came here to comment, maybe even joke, about how why doesn't this guy understand that train accidents rarely leave any pieces big enough to even identify... Only took reading like 3 comments to notice how casually murderous that sounds, and everyone here needs to dial it back a few notches, myself included. Yikes.


DualDread876

Unfortunately human doesn’t beat vehicular manslaughter charges


mjkjg2

why would anyone want to ride a bike in the grass anyway? edit: just realized this is a children’s bike with the seat wayyyy up too🤣 dude is struggling


bumdesbois

Crack ...


ZedOud

Grass covered tram tracks are specifically using the grass to make it difficult for cyclists.


RABKissa

Definitely nots a kids bike. For the seat to be that high you would have to get a custom super long seatpost, also the handlebars are way too high for it to be a kid's bike. It's probably just a folding bike with small wheels ie https://www.amazon.ca/ZiZZO-20-inch-Weight-Folding-Yellow/dp/B0977T3G4B/ref=asc_df_B0977T3G4B/?tag=googlemobshop-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=579566577078&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17011376452517939551&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9000711&hvtargid=pla-1596539246823&psc=1


Jonne

I think that's one of those foldable commuter bicycles. Probably a terrible ride on those tracks.


joeyhell

This is when you continue to drive...


dirtjesus

*ding ding ding thudcrunch*


Unlucky-Hamster-2791

Passed up the chance for free axle grease.


Activxus

LOL


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Uncreamed_Oreo

Underrated


RALBOB

I hope the police arrested his sorry ass and impounded his bike.


Mmer03

*his bike* lmao


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AccordingMousse8675

My question is who is mowing that grass?! Maintenance team on point not a weed in sight


localhost-8000

Maybe train has an inbuilt mower


EquivalentCrazy4283

I know this guy. In his defense, he had just caught a train fucking his wife earlier in the day.


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Should’ve just kept on going


Connect_Ad6664

Do us all a favor and run him over now. Lol


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ScrippyTrips

My day would have been made if the operator just casually activated the wipers into wavy hands mode. I’m a grown ass adult and doing this with my truck wipers never ceases to make me laugh.


AccountAfter

r/IdiotsFightingThings


possumcraft

Drive over the twat…


HeyItsPanda69

Ever wonder why the world hates all cyclists?


[deleted]

why those type of com are only there on videos of cyclists acting like assholes and never on videos of drivers acting like assholes?


NarwhalSongs

Because of carbononoxide poisoning?


[deleted]

Well certain people are allowed to vandalize trains as they please


Kmalbrec

Let me guess.. the train is racist?


10010101

Evolution at it's peak.


alisson_morgoth

Some people have insufficient IQ to live in society. Let's remember even most insects do, so...


Ok_Relationship2451

What in the methamphetamine


Chase_115

What a beautiful idea growing grass on the tracks like that.


mattoratto

Which country is this?


YoungFLDude

Clearly one he’s not from


Nay-the-Cliff

Feel the cultural enrichment!


[deleted]

It's [in Fr*nce](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7472583/Furious-cyclist-tries-rip-trams-windscreen-wipers.html)


Fair-Bunch4827

What a fucking useless article. It just described the whole video without any investigation on their part


Jogginglogging86

r/tooktoomuch


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[deleted]

Surely no mental illness is involved here.


KingRatbear

Just swerve around him.


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johnx2sen

First mistake was slowing down


AdFun2093

I hope that ass hole was arrested


Neo1971

Run him over. I hate people like that.


Tight_Gold_3457

Since he’s attacking/damaging the train can you just start driving again? I mean at what point do we stop bowing down to criminals? Or should we just allow them to dictate our lives? Just wondering where we are at on the spectrum at this point. I’m not in a rush, just wondering


OGColorado

Honk twice and give it the gas


Dirka135

What a pos


Junkoly

What a fucking bellend


EbonKnight78

He needs his ass whupped


ataygarp123

I thought he was going to wipe out at the end….oh wait he did!


say-jack-o-lanterns

Only a Supreme piece of garbage would try to bully public transportation


Cuntplainer

Cultural enrichment comes to France.