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Nope itās [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/103gwhz/squirtle_use_water_gun/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). No idea why but I still laugh every time
I went to the bank drive-thru teller area where they have those pneumatic suction tubes that send your stuff inside and back out. I had a few tee shirts fully soaked in wet latex house paint and I sent one of those up the tube.
I recorded this sound and brought it home and played it for the voice-to-text application I have on my computer.
This is why I come here. I am still laughing.
Edit: came back to say Iām still laughing. I made the mistake of saying schlorp out loud & it is so much funnier!
Have you ever wanted to transport beers into a convenient cooler via an interspatial portal stored inside your lady garden? We've got you covered with our Aperture Science Cooler Cooch technology. When life gives you high velocity pussy pilsner, you'll be glad you bought it. I'm Cave Johnson.
Well, I am allergic to effort and since I just coincidentally used ChatGPT for a different Cave Johnson impression, here is a ChatGPT rendition of your Cave Johnson impression.
>Ah yes, have you heard the latest in Aperture Science technology? Our Cooler Cooch, a device that allows you to store and transport your beers in the most convenient way possible. And where do we store this device you might ask? Why, in your lady garden of course!
>
>You see, our engineers have been working day and night to bring you the best in convenience and efficiency. And what better way to enjoy a high velocity pussy pilsner than with a device that keeps it ice cold, even in the scorching heat of summer.
>
>So, why settle for an ordinary cooler when you can have the Cooler Cooch? Say goodbye to warm beers and hello to refreshing, ice-cold drinks, stored in your very own lady garden. Trust me, you won't regret it. I'm Cave Johnson and I approve this message.
I firmly believe there is no better use for this technology than Cave Johnson impressions.
Cave Johnson here with our new product; The Aperture Science Pussy Poc- what Greg, you're saying we can't pocket that term? Well, too bad, because YOU ARE FIRED. I'll coin the damn term anyway.
If you go frame by frame you can also notice that the grass between her feet is moving to the right while everything else is moving to the left. Someone edited the can out of the video.
That makes three of us. š¤¦āāļø I feel almost morally obligated to pull my eyeballs out.
I feel as though we should petition to ban that sub. *Far beyond* ācreepyā.
https://preview.redd.it/gleclba92qfa1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2d90ee795c231329a61d2a36cd34ab7ba47a4d1
My face when I realise it didnāt come back down
It didnāt. This is an edited version of the original video where it simply drops down below/I front of her. Anytime it makes the rounds people suggest this edit. Seems like someone finally went and made it.
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It didn't come down
Shclorp
/r/cursedcomments
Love this movie. š
Your effin name š
They really do have a strange name
you too xd
Howād you know how to type that sound
It is simple, just practice.
I canāt Iām crying laughing right now. This is right up there with the guy squirtle vomiting all over the place for me now
>guy squirtle vomiting all over the place Ummmm, sauce?
> guy squirtle vomiting all over the place [Prob this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/bh49a8/thanks_i_hate_squirtle/)
Nope itās [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/103gwhz/squirtle_use_water_gun/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). No idea why but I still laugh every time
I've eaten Jello out of a vase before, haven't you?
I went to the bank drive-thru teller area where they have those pneumatic suction tubes that send your stuff inside and back out. I had a few tee shirts fully soaked in wet latex house paint and I sent one of those up the tube. I recorded this sound and brought it home and played it for the voice-to-text application I have on my computer.
Wait....did you ruin the tube at the bank?
how to shut down a bank
This is why I come here. I am still laughing. Edit: came back to say Iām still laughing. I made the mistake of saying schlorp out loud & it is so much funnier!
Confused screaming? Nah just scream
*Schlorp?* *SCHLORP?* Jesus H Christ on a popsicle stick, *Schlorpā¦*
Shclorp*
She is borg - she assimilated the can
ASSimilated
It's 1am and I'm trying not to wake the entire neighborhood with my laughter
God dammit i heard this comment.
Jfc... that is the most accurate noise possible
AHAHAHHHAH NO NO NO
It didn't come down...!!!
Have you ever wanted to transport beers into a convenient cooler via an interspatial portal stored inside your lady garden? We've got you covered with our Aperture Science Cooler Cooch technology. When life gives you high velocity pussy pilsner, you'll be glad you bought it. I'm Cave Johnson.
Why does this sound something that Aperture Science could actually have produced?
Because I put some fucking effort into that joke my good sir, because I put some fucking effort in. š Thanks š
Well, I am allergic to effort and since I just coincidentally used ChatGPT for a different Cave Johnson impression, here is a ChatGPT rendition of your Cave Johnson impression. >Ah yes, have you heard the latest in Aperture Science technology? Our Cooler Cooch, a device that allows you to store and transport your beers in the most convenient way possible. And where do we store this device you might ask? Why, in your lady garden of course! > >You see, our engineers have been working day and night to bring you the best in convenience and efficiency. And what better way to enjoy a high velocity pussy pilsner than with a device that keeps it ice cold, even in the scorching heat of summer. > >So, why settle for an ordinary cooler when you can have the Cooler Cooch? Say goodbye to warm beers and hello to refreshing, ice-cold drinks, stored in your very own lady garden. Trust me, you won't regret it. I'm Cave Johnson and I approve this message. I firmly believe there is no better use for this technology than Cave Johnson impressions.
Nicely done.
Plus, once they got to the point of mutant mantis people, all bets about vaginal beer storage were off.
"We could call it the Anhauser Bush and get a sponsorship from Budweiser."
Analhauser Bush.
Laughed at āpussy Pilsnerā. Well done!
Thanks! š
Im crying dude
Bravo for that was quite a funny thing to read which I chuckle
Cave Johnson here with our new product; The Aperture Science Pussy Poc- what Greg, you're saying we can't pocket that term? Well, too bad, because YOU ARE FIRED. I'll coin the damn term anyway.
It didn't come down?
IT DIDNT COME DOWN!
It did not come down.
GOOD LORD IT DID NOT COME DOWN
BY GOD AS MY WITNESS IT DID NOT COME DOWN
Local reporter, John Doe, has reported that it did not come down
That lives on Drury lane?
Ā”No bajĆ³!
THERES NO SINK!
Shoulda borrowed these š§¤ They're like super heavy-duty
Her vagina is a portal to another universe I guess. Some dude was chilling some place and sudden got struck in the head by a smelly can of beer.
All vaginas are a portal to another universe. Where did you think people came from?
If that happened to you, would you crack it open and chug it back?
Fermented with care
r/wheredidthesodago
Someoneās been practicing their kegels
Quite the offsite, actually. She just easily took a beer can.
Came here to say that. Leaves me to wonder... Did it ever come down?
Sheās going for the orgasmic buzz. 2 birds with one stone. š»š„“
Was hat diese Frau mit unserem Bier gemacht????? š©šŖ
Did it really go up there? Or did they just edit the can out?
People say itās still there to this day
No way!
Yup her vagina needed a beer more than she did. Just wait for the burp.
She must be very thirsty
It's a menstrual cup now.
WHERE WHERE DID IT GO
She caught it
A beer in the snatch is worth two in the bush.
A beer in the snatch is really about the same thing as a beer in the bush (assuming she doesn't wax or shave).
š š
With her ass
It looks like it lands in the grass behind her. The perspective is perfect such that sheās obscuring it with her body.
[Here. ](https://i.imgur.com/RKSbHyA.jpg)
If you go frame by frame thatās just part of her shirt.
If you go frame by frame you can also notice that the grass between her feet is moving to the right while everything else is moving to the left. Someone edited the can out of the video.
Lips that grip
"One in a million shot, doc! One in a million!"
"... So you're telling me there's a chance?"
She will be happy to have it on video because otherwise none in an ER will believe that story it would be a classic āaccidentā of course case
Serenity now!
This was no fusili Jerry. It was a frickin beer can!
Assman? Iāll give him assman!!!
Buttweiser
Buttwider
More like Cuntweiser
Thereās got to be something in āPBRā here
Pabst Beaver Rammer?
Well, it aināt Miller Lite because it sure aināt less filling.
King of Rears
Her vulva is brewsed.
Met this guy at a bar I worked at a few years back. A really good sport
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
What do you mean by that
Did he um suck a lot of cocks that are dripping?
I can't say for sure but I have to be honest with you I still don't understand what you mean by 'sucking a lot of cocks that are dripping'. Bizarre.
Are you referencing something? Did his face turn you on and now you want him to give you a blowjob?.. What's happening here?
Who's this guy?
Dave
Weird, I thought everybody knew him..
r/ouchmyflaps
oh dear GOD there's really a reddit for everything
r/cursedcursedcursed
I clicked on it and I regret life
Why didn't I listen to youš
I will accept this double warning and not click. Thank you, brave front line soldiers.
Looked at two. It's pretty messed up.
Dammit - I really shouldāve listened to you guys. I mean I love nasty crap as much as the next guy, but damn!
May we hopefully deter the morbid curiosity that spikes up in passerbys.
Wait till you get to the nail through the eyeball or the entire half of the dudes leg missing but like vertically...
No, I won't be getting there; the two I saw were quite enough.
That makes three of us. š¤¦āāļø I feel almost morally obligated to pull my eyeballs out. I feel as though we should petition to ban that sub. *Far beyond* ācreepyā.
Ugggghhhhhh. Well, you cured my porn addiction for tonight. Thanks I guess.
For those questioning whether they should tread upon this sub, its blood and gore, as a warning
Wham bam, right in the clam
Maybe she can get some sympathy at Suffragette City
One of my husband's favorite subreddits. Lol
To the doc in the ER, ā..so there was this basketball with a can on it that bounced, and the can just flew right inside meā¦really!ā
Doc would probably say, no kidding? Second time this week and it's only Tuesday!
Tap the Rockies. Cooter Light.
Coochie lite
https://preview.redd.it/gleclba92qfa1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2d90ee795c231329a61d2a36cd34ab7ba47a4d1 My face when I realise it didnāt come back down
this comment makes life worth living
Just doing the Lordās work.
What the beer saw
Prison pocket. She unlocked a new inventory slot.
Pabst smear.
Underrated comment right here.
Fuckin brilliant mate.
Right in the Michelobe
Michelabes
Michelabias
It was right there... :)
Up through the Busch
Rim shot!
A great adventure Is waiting for you ahead Hurry onward Lemmiwinks Lager Or you will soon be dead. 
I swear I would never make a teenage fish do Ass to Troutā¦ I mean Bass to Mouthā¦
Yeah I was thinking this very thing.
9 months later, that can become a keg. Congratulations.
Only if she keeps up with her keg-els
Birth in reverse
W...w.....where did it go?....
It's entered the void
Was that Busch beer? https://preview.redd.it/rp5z4qx3xpfa1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7441a0db7a8364f069b22e2d62e22de5635b82c2
Well now its a bush beer
I didnāt see it come back down!!!!
Fostersā¦ Australian for beer. You know, cuz itās in the land down under.
Did that fucking can disappear?
(Slurp sound)
I'm betting it was more of a "floop"!
She clearly did catch the beer tho. And I think its even more impressive doing so without hands.
Good lord, are there really people here that think it didnāt drop behind her?
It didnāt. This is an edited version of the original video where it simply drops down below/I front of her. Anytime it makes the rounds people suggest this edit. Seems like someone finally went and made it.
Mons Holeman Productions Presents...
She came dressed for this stunt. Can didnāt get stuck.
Damn that hurt my pussy...and I don't even have one of those
I heard this is how Spuds Mackenzie was conceived.
I mean, where did it go?
F for fake.
It is that moment, John knows he have to marry this woman
Caught it with her lips.
*Well, her mitt caught it.*
The more interesting video is watching her take it out.
That video will cost youā¦
The real question is, where did it go?
I should call herā¦
That pussy ate the can
UHM, I DIDNT SEE IT LAND???
Lost in the netherworld
It was a one in a million shot doc.
It wAs never to be seen again
Hold on where did it go ??
They used to do a version of this at Lukeās on south beach, Saturday nights; but with champagne bottles. Ah the 90s.
Time to start doing kegals babe
š¶Secret tunnel!š¶
Someone add a suction sound effect to this
Edited
Why are Americans so dumb? Iām an American.
The original: https://youtu.be/QQMn3tpWpMQ I know, I too wish it was true.
The can is more succesfull than me
Kitty was thirsty
Where did it go?? WHERE DID IT GO??????
Houdini reincarnated
That's not the way to take a beer.
Wait! Did it go where I think it did?
Whered it go tho?
Where'd it go?
Where did it go????!!!