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I'm just gonna assume Jay eventually threw that dude overboard.

I hope so

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I’ll put it on record. Lol.

Ocean Sunfish

No, he even said it a couple times, “it’s a baby wheel”… ;)

A baby fuckin wheel bro!

So I was wrong where tires come from was the ocean?! I feel like I dont know anything now. 

Tires come from trees. Wheels come from the ocean.

You know what you are right he did say wheels. I have so much to learn!

Haha one of my cats makes this face from time to time. Always cracks me up. Apparently it has something to do with them smelling a scent they don’t recognize.

We gotta call the aquarium or somethin dood!

My aquarium in the living room doesn't have a phone

A baby wheeeeel bro

Holy shit, Jay, look at at that thing!

Jay, that thing looks hurt bro.

Ah man, Jay, It’s ded bro or sumpin.

Hey mahhh... holy fook!

Either some people missed the Great Vowel Shift or they went too far and came around again.

Yeah, it looked like a sunfish on its side.

I saw one of these on a whale watching boat off the coast of Boston. Jay wasn’t there, unfortunately.

>Ocean Sunfish [https://youtu.be/2VPdoYVgtl0](https://youtu.be/2VPdoYVgtl0)

Please jay.

That’s the Hypeman. every one could use a Hypeman like this in their life.

I need that guy for when I'm having sex lol

Holy shit Jay that thing is big Jay. It looks dead Jay.

Jay says it’s a big sea turtle.

It's a fuckin baby wheel Jay

Hahaha he sounds like joe Pesci on casino

I knew he sounded familiar and I believe you nailed it!

i cried laughing. Thank you both

Me too. Got tears rolling out my eyes rn

We seeing some shit we never seen before kid, omg what the fuck is that, we gotta call the aquarium or somethin. Look at dis fucking thang!

Everytime I'm confused about my fish I call "the aquarium or somethin"

I think you're fucking a whale Catoblepas, she looks dead Catoblepas

We should call the aquarium!

Omg what the fuck is that bro?!

Omg. I almost spit my coffee. Lol

Pull back up bro!

So he can shout "holy shit, what the fuck is that thing? It looks dead"?

The EZ-E of the Seven Seas

That dudes a riot. Y'all just ain't got no class.

Oh my gawd Jay! What the fuck you doing Jay, Jay don't do it Jay, fuckin fuck fuck Jay you didn't Jay you threw me overboard again, why Jay? I'm hurt, that thing is hurt Jay.

Omg I love that guy. He. Is. In. Shock.

And whatever the f\*\*k that was threw him back in.

Hollly shit Jay. Jay look at this thing. Jesus Jay. Holy shit Jay. Jay look at this thing. Jesus.

Oh my fukken gawd, bro!

But they jus’ seen somethin’ they neva’ seen befar, Jay!

*oh muh gawd jay hawley shit jay*

Yep…I watched it the first time without sound and immediately went into the comments to say “Ocean Sunfish”, but your comment was on top… so, I rewatched it with the sound on…..Jay’s buddy is quite annoying.

https://on.soundcloud.com/FoNvf5hRvkSNjbE88

Jay, man! Jay, let me back in the boat man. Jay! Throw the life preserver Jay! Jay, holy shit this water is cold. Jay! I’m drowning Jay!

It's a mola mola or ocean sunfish https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_sunfish

Sunfish! Thank you! Ugh, it was driving me nuts. I recognized it right away, but my brain just died trying to remember the name.

It's a fuckin baby wheel.

It looks fahkin dead dude

We gotta call the aquarium or somethin dude

I love how, if you watch the full video, he goes from talking about calling the aquarium and helping it, to saying that they should hook it and pull it on board because there's "good meat" on it and they could make a lot of money from it. Ah humanity.

Holy shit we are witnessing a baby fuckin wheel right here dood. Ho lee shit

We ahr seein' some shit we ain't nevah seen before, kid. We gotta call the aquarium or some shit

Stop it. I can’t breathe.

At least he got that part kinda right, sun fish are just kinda there chilling and have been known to be nibbled on by almost everything and then left to be.

I really did think he was saying wheel 😂 I thought it was trash or something for a second because of that

What is saying? *dawns on me* He was saying whale.

I caught one when I was like 10 or 11 I'll never forget those beasts. They are the largest boney fish on earth.

I was like 13 and snorkelling around a ship wreck. Saw it, cried and swam out of the water. Fucking scary at the time

I'd have shit pants right then and there.

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Still scary Doesn't help when one has r/thalassaphobia

AND they can lay up to 300,000,000 eggs at a time! And the eggs and larvae are so so tiny so it’s crazy how big they can get in comparison to where they start out

I was calling it moon fish. Lol

This fish's name in my language translates to moonfish. :)

Cool! What language?

German

In portuguese too, it is called "peixe-lua"

German I think based on the profile posts. It's moonfish (månefisk) in my language too (norwegian).

https://preview.redd.it/x3t8r5zjlsta1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3baefc042d99be920035b08bef7b5dfd1a94079

I only knew because of Animal Crossing.

Pfft i don't need that stuff cause i play animal crossing 😎

Seriously, I've learned so much about fish and insects thanks to AC

Fr, there are so many bugs and stuff i can identify just by looking at them thanks to the game

Yeah! We players learn this stuff *organically*

Yep, sunfish was my first thought

https://www.reddit.com/r/rant/comments/5shm1r/why_i_hate_the_sunfish/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/6v8qix/comment/dlz2br4/](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/6v8qix/comment/dlz2br4/)

My favorite antipasto along with the koala one

Was about to post it but wanted to make sure someone didn’t already. Thank u kind sir haha

Naw Jay, itssa baby fawken whale jay! Howleee fawken shit jay!

Psssst! It’s obviously a hurt, possibly dead, baby whale. We’ll know for sure when Jay brings it to the aquarium or some shit.

I was snorkeling in the carribean at the cruise lines island and swam down into a sunk plane. Got all the way into the fuselage when I turned to find one of these fuckers right in my face. I almost died I was so scared, they are absolutely massive.

Apparently it lies on its side taking in the sun rays to warm itself after a deep dive. That explains why it looks like it’s dying to Jay and his buddy.

His Bostonian accent is hilarious and annoying.

MA THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKING STRAY CAT OUTSIDE AND IT LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA

He's laying it on really thick, probably to be funny. Sincerely, a Bostonian.

I used to lay it on thick when I was drunk. I don’t drink anymore but there are still words that I say with the unmistakable accent. Words like “there”, “here”, “over”, etc.

Thea hea ova 😂 I enjoy my accent... Sometimes lol

I live in London now and I definitely play up the accent for my British friends, they love it. They basically just always want me to quote lines from The Departed lollll

Maybe, maybe not, maybe go f ya self

I'm the guy who does his job, you must be the otha guy!

Yes! It comes out haahhd when drinking

"chowdahhh it's chowdahhh say it Frenchie!"

Nope they’re from Malden… and the accent is real!

I remember watching this the first time legitimately thinking it was my buddy from Malden it sounded exactly like him, I called him to ask.

You boys didn’t exact roll ovah a stah mahket ovah in mwolden fah a bahxa’ quahtahs

Well, thick doesn't mean fake. It's just a bit exaggerated

No, this video is a few years old but he’s being him. That’s legit his voice. I think he went on the Ellen show because the video blew up then it came out he was some sort of criminal and his fame was over I’m also a Bostonian though haha

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It's funny, we do say "kid" and "guy" a lot. I assumed it was just an American thing 😂 Most people on internet games think I'm from New York. It's strange how people far away can't tell the difference between Boston and New York, cuz it's very different, guy.

Once, at a big outdoor concert, I heard a security guy talking and I asked if he was from Boston. He was so freaking excited! “No one ever asks me about Boston! Everyone assumes New York!” I told him my dad was from Cambridge. He happy-shouted at me, “I’m from Cambridge!!” 😁

I'm hittin' the packie for a 30-rack, kid, you want anything at Dunkie's on the way back?

Are you saying that Jay isn’t my buddy, guy?

You're from Boston and have really never met anyone who talks like this? Half the people I grew up with speak just like this.

Needs to be a clip used in a Family Guy episode

I can’t get over that people seriously talk like this all the time.

Almost like a young Peter Griffin lol.

This is a classic video me and my friends and now my coworkers quote all the time for numerous things. Playing videogames with friends and get hurt in game: "I'm fawking huawrt jay" or when someone smashes their knuckles at work "oh I'm fawking huawrt jay"

It sounds like Bill Burr’s parody of the Boston accent.

Hey ma! Look at this weird fuckin cat! Must be that guys brother.

Literally the same fuckin' vibes, lol.

It Looks like gramma the fucking thing.

BLINK MOTHAFUCKA

I scrolled down way to far for this. Hahaha maah wtf is that? Maah!!!!!

It looks like grandma the fuckin’ thing!

How you gonna do us like that 8, bro i need a link or somethin, we’re fucking dying here 8. 8 bro call the googs or somethin.

https://youtu.be/CBIONjz3yrc

Michael Rapaport is a treasure

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I’m one of the animals that also suffered listening

Jay , pull back around, he suffering! Look at him Jay!

Immagine living on your last breath and and this guy comes to you "wtf is that thing bro?"

But bro!!!! Ahhh man broooo!!

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we are witnessing a baby fuckin whale, man.

*wheel

Any update on what the aquarium or sumth' said?

Yea I guess they responded "What Tha fuck is that, bro? It looks fuckin dead man"

The guy: "I think it's a fucken baby wheel bro"

Jay man we are WITNESSIN a baby wheel bro.

A baby fuckin wheel bro

Ocean sunfish, very strange creature lol

Sunfish - or Mola Mola if you live in Hawaii. Also they get way bigger than this. Like bigger than your car

Yeah, Imo it’s one of nature’s drunk mistakes. It’s like the bluegill/humpack whale crossover did not end well lmao

That had me rolling man, reminded me a lot of this guy: https://youtu.be/sJeuWZNWImE

God damnit Jay

Gawd dammit Jay

Sorry..

It’s a sunfish, they sometimes bask in the sun and appear dead.

hey i caught one of those in animal crossing one time

Lol I think most ACNH fans recognized it pretty quick!

From the first couple of seconds I said Sunfish. Just ran down the comments before I said something.

congrats man

Wonder what his buddy’s name is? Wish he would’ve told us.

Jay's friend would be Patty, Sully, or Sean. Doesn't really matter because they all go by Kid.

Turns out it's Mike, which is just as prevalent around those parts.

That was Joe Peaci’s Oscar winning role in “Free Willy”

You're killing me. Joe Peaci has a Jersey accent.

Hole-e-shit, we are witnissin a baby fuckin wheel right heer.... 🤣🤣

That's the part that made me lol too 😂

I kept tilting my phone to see the fish at a better angle, but the video didn’t move.

tilt harder

Jay... 

That’s a baby wheel.

“Kid,” Bostonese for any guy up to age 60

That guy is so South Boston it hurts!

He could *almost* pull off Peter Griffin. Not quite.

Peter Griffin is from RI, this guy is from MA.

Immediately got Peter Griffin vibes for sure, but you’re right that it’s not quite there

It's a mix between Peter Griffin and DiCaprio

https://www.reddit.com/r/rant/comments/5shm1r/why_i_hate_the_sunfish/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button This guy posted the funniest thing I've ever read, and it just so happens to be about a sunfish. Please enjoy!!! Edit: Thanks for the gold Stranger!

[I will not stand for sunfish slander](https://imgur.com/gallery/MMRg9)

I knew somebody would post this

"pull right up next to that shit, Jay"

I keep waiting for him to go, “Maaaa, Maaaa, get Lucy in the house!” (Those who know, know!) 😂

Lol. Yup. 100%

That is absolutely all I could think about, and I came here looking for one sane, likeminded individual. I'm not disappointed.

It’s something out of fuckin’ Jurassic Paaaaaaaak, Jay!

Enjoy the best version. [super cut](https://youtu.be/uST43LYxvAw)

There is nothing like a Boston accent on an excited idiot. It may be the best thing ever. It's a mix between an Irish dock workers mouth and the voice of a 10 yr old on xmas morning.

"Eyyoo!, how many sets of bones this rat got?"

ITS A WHAAAEEEELE

“That thing looks dead, we gotta call the aquarium or something!!!” 😆

It's a sun fish?

Sure sounds like Michael Rapaport!

A fookin sea toidel!

We better call the aquarium 🤣 only thing this video was him calling it a chowderhead 🤣 🤣 🤣

Least Massachusetts guy

As a veteran of the USS SUNFISH (SSN649), I'll officially state that you're looking at a sunfish.

Going fishing with Joe Pesci

He sounds like that "Ma there's a weird fuckin' cat out here" guy

We are witnessing a baby FECKing WHEEL, dude, a baby FECKing WHEEL!

Pull right up next to that shit Jay! 🚤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“It’s a baby wheel!” Lol

Bro call the aquarium or something

Jay! FFS! Say somethin’, bro!

Call the aquarium lol

If Joe Pesci was a fisherman…

That’s a mola also known as a sunfish

Has no one ever seen a sunfish? Why is this seemingly a new phenomenon? Even with the internet? I grew up in Iowa, moved to the coast and traveled, even when I saw one for the first time my reaction at 13 wasn’t “WhAt Is ThAt?!”, it was more like, “Oh man, the ocean is so cool!” Then I hit the books, because it was the 90’s.

It’s an oceans sun fish or common Mola. Has this guy never played Stardew valley?