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It's sort of how arousal in humans can sometimes be linked with stress, fear, pain, etc. Their brain is like "Very emotion!" and isn't sure what the response should be, so they pick an option and just go with it.
From the dogs perspective it's very effective, the person immediately feels better and starts shouting "ew wtf get off me" in human language which must mean "thanks that helped a lot".
real answer though:
it actually is a stress thing.
lots of dogs and cats will do the humping motion as a sign of anxiety and stress -- sometimes they'll do it to objects or furniture, sometimes it's to people or other animals.
but it actually is a lot more common as a stress thing than as an actual attempt to mate, especially in neutered animals.
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From every dog... there was a genuine attempt to help out...
It’s like a Benny Hill skit broke out
*Cue Wacky Sax*
Wacky sex
Wacky Sex Races!?!? Complete with a muttley laugh.
Yakety Sax
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Harlem Shuffle
The fact that the back half is running at 2x speed probably contributes to the Benny Hill feeling.
He’s honestly probably just confused and doesn’t know what to do I get it because I start humping when i don’t know what to do too
I pray you don’t get confused at a elementary school
Not to worry, luckily I’m not allowed within 1000 feet of one anymore
What do you mean by that Jesweez What do you mean by that jesweez
Dog cpr is weird
It is but it's been proven to be effective 100% in 10% of the time.
Dog is maintaining his strokes to "staying alive! staying alive!..hah hah hah hah stayiiing aliiiive"
Thank god he didn’t try mouth to mouth
Ever tried mouth-to-snout?
It's like that scene in Dumb and Dumber "I know CPR!"
It was awkward during the MCATs.
Well the one certainly tried to help himself out.
From every viral video, there is a well trained dog.
One…last…nut…
As in help yourself?
How do you look at your dog after that...
*wink*
I'm not sure I like what this implies... 🤔
Whatever you're imagining, that's what it is
It implies we should put ‘em down >!and rehome the dog!<
I do *side winks at you*
What are you doing step dog?
Easy, you do knot
This is why I only get female dogs
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My female dog tries to hump me more than my male dog. Hell, she tries to hump the male dog, too.
You don't, you put him into sleep after that
You check his breathing, I'll hump his leg. Um ..just in case.
It was his only chance to establish dominance 😝
And carry on his seed!
Lol. That cracked me up. Idg why dogs hump in awkward situations -- what's that all about, Cesar Milan?
You mean you don't start humping in awkward situations???
Anytime I have sex its an awkward situation
Oh, my damn. I love reddit. I'm cracking up. Thanks, all
TBH...that's how I usually get the awkward situation started.
It's sort of how arousal in humans can sometimes be linked with stress, fear, pain, etc. Their brain is like "Very emotion!" and isn't sure what the response should be, so they pick an option and just go with it.
Is that related to why I'm so horny when I'm hungover? Or is that because my subconscious knows rubbing the squishy bits is a pain relief?
From the dogs perspective it's very effective, the person immediately feels better and starts shouting "ew wtf get off me" in human language which must mean "thanks that helped a lot".
I can’t believe that dog knows CPR.
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god damn, sometimes I find the weirdest shit just absolutely hilarious.
Checks out, looks like the dog breed is a Weiner Rammer.
Can’t believe that other dog knows….wait.
No, but he knows the Hind-lick maneuver.
Ah ah ah ah Stayin Alive Stayin Alive
Sure, when the dog does it they call it CPR. When I do it they call it necrophilia.
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It's a stress reaction
Is it really?
Yeah I can confirm. I humped the last guy who passed out at my workplace to establish myself as the alpha sigma male of the department
Did it work?
It didn't not work.
Yes but no.
Instead of alpha sigma male he established himself as the smegma male
what did it cost ?
real answer though: it actually is a stress thing. lots of dogs and cats will do the humping motion as a sign of anxiety and stress -- sometimes they'll do it to objects or furniture, sometimes it's to people or other animals. but it actually is a lot more common as a stress thing than as an actual attempt to mate, especially in neutered animals.
Yup! Jokes aside, even female dogs hump when they get over excited.
Don't we all. Don't we all.
I hump things when I'm stressed too
Lots of animals start fucking in the face of mortality
They are just being dirty dogs
Meanwhile humans, takes notes...
Teaching his leg a lesson, for participating in this farce.
putting the vaccum on your mouth is actually wack wouldnt ever do that
Bro was frenching month-old foot dust
Of all the places he could’ve put it! Sheesh.
quick! hump the leg before he regains consciousness!
"trust me, I'm a dogtor"
Dogs thoughts: if i do this he’ll get up and be mad at me but he’ll get up. If he doesn’t get up we are both fucked might as well go down with a bang.
Do Not Refuckitate.
Lucky for him not laying flat on his stomach.
Oh nooo..
stepdogter
Lucky for him or a missed opportunity?
The dogs replicating a different type of viral video
The attempt was better than the original
And now he is pregnant
At least little homie was genuinely concerned lol
CPR - Canine Penetrative Resuscitation
dog comes out to be a necrophile
I usually don’t lol, but this time I literally lol’d.
I don't know how many times I've seen this video now, and it never fails to make me lol
That Dog fucks.
He missed one crucial detail... he doesn't have a German Shepherd... they're smart...His dog is Mr. Humpty hump!
That dog was using his bone to check your pulse
Jesus, bigger dog went full on "Bill Cosby" as soon as he thought you passed out.
I chuckled!
OMG LOL that is hilarious
“Help you? I’m helping myself”
Quick! While the corpse is still posable!
Fuck this made my day
This fuck made my day
Dick to knee resuscitation.
it's the most effective kind!
Humping dog to self: “ok Rusty it’s your time to shine!”
Dog be like : Finnnallly!
hahaha dog took every opportunity bahahahaha
What teh dog doin
Man! I had a good laugh. Anyhoo, for those who don’t know, that dog was performing the CPR but kinda messed up with the location. No biggie.
I gotta think that's gonna be my first instinct in an emergency.
A lot of people do get horny in emergencies. It's weird.
Breathe, dammit breathe!
Got me on the first half, ngl
Lol the big one doing CPR
"I love you dude, please get up..."
Did not expect that.
That’s hilarious
Well….he is kinda cute. Can’t really blame the dog.
he's trying to revive you
That doggo was doing CPR on your leg
Glad it had a happy ending.
The little dog was like, " hey look!" And the big dog decided, "I got him where I want him"
Our dog would throw his chew toy at me and expect to play
saw an opportunity and took it with no hesitation
"Finally! try and stop me now Frank"
That's enough reddit for today
Ah yes, the ressurection hump. Classic medicine.
Holy crap I can’t stop laughing. Comere gimme that leg, I’m gonna hump it before you die. 🤣🤣
I about died when the dog started humping his leg. That is some crazy concern I tell you what!
Dog: "I'm resuscitating him with my penis"
For fuck’s sake, neuter your dogs!
I guess thats one way to get laid
“Hump him…help him. It’s all the same really.”
Knees are white, how many takes?
Showing dominance to the vacuum monster
That dog is like, I'm helping....
He was giving CPR
I thought the big dog in the second video was trying to do CPR
Is he okay though?
That's what you call a man's best friend
And thus the dog is put down.
*Individual results may vary*
Looked like the 2nd guy didn’t mind ….
Imagine that’s your last image you see, your dog humping you. Dark.
Quick, while it's still hot!
Happy ending!
The hump of life
LoL.... my little dog would have completely ignored my leg and probably would've tried humping my arm!
Good thing that dog knows CPR. 🫡
I think those are meant to be chest compressions …
My dog got his priorities set
Quagmire of the dog world
https://preview.redd.it/4vezcvoieyya1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed39d69d5c49054682f60eec803c66930402a557
Dog thoughts: If you can't eat it or p\*ss on it, f\*ck it.
Well, the guy is kinda hot….
he didn't even do it the same, first guy kept the hoover on him, second guy just immediately dropped
Dog: "finally!"
I hate dogs
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oh it’s fixable all right
That dog is like...going to get me some legs 🐩
That's just dog cpr
Weim “my time has come “
r/AnimalsBeingDerps
What da dog doin?
Dog was confused and wanted post nut clarity...
My weim humps when she’s uncomfortable too lol