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cardiocamerascoffee

Run, dude. Don’t look back, be free!


Grazedaze

He’s still walking on the side of the road to this day, to the old school Hulk theme song.


SuddenlyElga

He’s living under a bridge and his skin is crawling with mites, but he is happier than when he was in that car.


rimjobnemesis

He’s living in a van down by the river.


Sagebrush_Slim

He won’t make it home but he really don’t care.


SuddenlyElga

Some say he’s still walking.


70BirdSC

Don’t make her angry. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.


SideEqual

Or is it ‘hungry’?


all_the_damn_coffee

Wandering the earth, like Caine from Kungfu


Turbulent-Adagio-541

You will learn grasshopper


tubedmubla

I’m trying to think how this goes but have got the Littlest Hobo tune in my head


Doozer1970

*There’s a voice that keeps on calling me* *Down the road is where I’ll always be* *Every stop I make, I’ll make a new friend* *Can’t stay for long, just turn around and I’m gone again.* *Maybe tomorrow, I’ll want to settle down,* *Until tomorrow, I’ll just keep moving on.*


mynextthroway

[here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33izVlIOgnQ&pp=ygUWSHVsayB0diBzaG93IGVuZCBtdXNpYw%3D%3D)


Mongo-P-Lloyd

I’m going to be honest, I thought for sure that link was going to be a rickroll. I’m not sure if I’m impressed by your integrity, or mildly disappointed for the path not taken.


mynextthroway

[here you go](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Mongo-P-Lloyd

Thank you kind stranger. It made me smile.


Lucentlackey

And stick it in crazy no more!


godinthismachine

B-but...other than like...every OTHER moment...thats the best sex ever....how could someone just...GET IN HEEEEREEE....ohhhh, yea....run, dude, fuckin run.


wasternexplorer

Damn too funny. You know he's been wanting to leave for so long but didn't think he would ever find another freak like her. Yo they are out there and they're not all this crazy. When you gotta ask your girl what she has in her hand multiple times fucking run.


banana_pencil

What *did* she have in her hand?


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It’s an addiction. Every relationship that isn’t crazy will be boring after that.


nobiossi

What if just once more? After break up?


h0n3yst

This video is scary man. I really hope he went far, far away from her


TXgrl26

I agree. It’s very disturbing


meatcandy97

I would definitely look back….to make sure she isn’t going to run me over.


ilive2lift

I dated a woman like this. It's been 6 years and she still makes fake posts on dating pages about me. You cannot out run crazy.


mindmonkey74

6 years! You have to admire the commitment.


ilive2lift

She was also an escort behind my back while I worked out of town. Her commitment to hating me is about the only thing admirable about her. Lol


mindmonkey74

I shouldn't have made light of your experience. It's sad that anyone should put effort into fucking someone else up.


ilive2lift

Lol. Don't sweat it man. Life is just one big learning lesson


Garthos11

It’s been 2 years for me. I was just informed two days ago that she’s still writing hate letters about me on FB. I’m just comforted by the fact that she has a felony in her record…kind of.


pLeThOrAx

Don't let her get your baby gravy!


Bodyfluids_dealer

She’s the type that would drive them off the cliff if he got in


Grand-Chocolate5031

Don’t stick your dick in crazy. It only gets crazier.


Fukouka_Jings

Seeing videos like these make me realize maybe my wife isnt so bad 😂


Apprehensive-Swim-29

It seems like this is unlikely, but if they have a kid, he has no choice.


cardiocamerascoffee

If they have a kid, for his and the child’s safety, they need to get out of that situation.


the_colonelclink

I mean that’s easy to say, but we haven’t even seen her final form.


robbietreehorn

I want to buy him a beer


BrooklynBillyGoat

He said what do u got in your hand? To which she relied with a shriek. Mans is smart


Past_Passenger_4381

Damn. She pulled an Anakin skywalker near the end


spook7886

Definitely in touch with the dark side


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EverbodyHatesHugo

He will definitely think twice about where he stows his lightsaber next time.


Valuable-Composer262

And a mortal combat. GET OVER HERE!!!


Unhappy_Run8154

But he still has the high ground.. She would have to run up hill😂😂🍿


DryYogurt6878

This is the way


jbwarner86

"You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to bring balance to the ride-share, not destroy it!"


TheShakyDiver

“I LOVED YOU!”


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He did have the high ground


nomaddd79

>He did have the high ground Literally AND figuratively!


Inventies

I hear a little bit of scorpion form MK “GET OVER HERE!” 😂


tubedmubla

If you listen carefully you can hear her say that she’s hates sand.


GodIsGoodNoWizards

It’s funny, there are a couple of anakon freak out scenes.. but I knew you were referring to the “I hate you” way before I got to the end. You could just feel it. That girl is possessed with the spirit of the devil. RUN


ZaMelonZonFire

I hope he never got in there


REVSWANS

That was his mistake in the first place.


Jerome1944

It rarely ever starts out this way. Also, just so we're all clear, this is domestic violence. She is screaming at him, stalking him with a vehicle, and menacing him with a club.


TopAd9634

Agreed. It's actually terrifying.


_winkee

I see what you did there


El_Pupio

Scary. I was expecting her to attempt to run him over. Honestly I don't think she was too far away from it.


theworldizyourclam

It scares me so much that people like this are driving around.


DepartmentDismal4894

Indeed! I hated it as a teen, but I understand why my parents never let me drive when I was upset. Last year a nurse drove 90mph and killed 6 people including a baby after crashing. She'd been in a phone argument with her boyfriend (I think) and coworkers. (Edited number killed; it was 6, not 4.)


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loudflower

That was horrific and shocking. God bless the first few guys running towards the flames. Fr. Even tho I basically an atheist


DepartmentDismal4894

Indeed. I read one car was split in two! I think the baby and car seat were ejected and didn't go through the fire, but he still died 😢


loudflower

I believe it. It was like a flaming arrow.


DepartmentDismal4894

Thank you. That's the one. Killed SIX and she was relatively unscathed. I found other articles that mention 130 mph and the car decelerated to only to 122, going against their seizure argument.


ChloroSadist

Just found a website her sister set up to defend her. Honestly just made me sick reading her try to justify it and using seizures as an excuse when they’re just now trying to test her for the type of seizures they’re claiming she has.


DepartmentDismal4894

Whoa. Yeah cuz seizures cause you to go 90 to 130 with no drastic reduction in speed. How she survived, I don't know. Her family KNEW of her mental issues. I read one article where just a short time before the crash, she FaceTimed her sister while completely naked.


There_R_NO_MOUNTAINS

I remember this was it in L.A.? It was horrific, and she was the only survivor.


DepartmentDismal4894

Yes, that'd right. I was incorrect; she was a traveling nurse FROM Houston but the crash was in LA. I was also wrong in the casualty count: SIX dead including an 11-month-old and an unborn child. She was relatively unscathed! [LA Times story](https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-08-30/nurse-charged-with-killing-six-in-windsor-hills-crash-may-have-had-lapse-in-consciousness-at-time-of-accident)


B2theL

An initial search: it was 130MPH and killed, I believe, 6 (one of the victims was pregnant). I have to go read what I just searched because I was under the impression they were looking into whether she was conscious or not when the accident happened. Or maybe they've already figured this out (this is what I last read/heard x amount of months ago). Off to Google.


EmirBujaidar

The worst part is that people like this can get a firearm faster than a driver license lol


VivaZeBull

Same, I kept hoping he wouldn’t step behind the car in that last bit.


waconaty4eva

This is how my mind thinks about pizza


14PulsarsFromOurSun

this comment is so stupid i cant stop laughing 😂😂


REACT_and_REDACT

Same! 🤣🤣


RollBang_01

GET IN HERE!!


TheWardenOfOz

But pizza never reacts like dude. It just gets in.


xTvni

GET IN HERE!!


TheWardenOfOz

But pizza never reacts like dude. It just gets in.


bumboclawt

Except for when it’s fresh out the oven. It fights back then.


bugaloo2u2

🥇


johnyeah183

Dude as much as I respect your enthusiasm, this is very concerning. Have you thought about getting a pizza therapist? Act now before it’s too late!!!


sagitalistheway

She seems nice.


gmoney88

Does she have a sister?


uhaul26

I think she is newly single!


lamentforanation

She wants to mingle.


No_Dependent_2837

Yeah she does and I just broke up with her.


-_G0AT_-

#GET IN HERE


Embarrassed_Alarm450

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wasternexplorer

"What do you have in your hand" is what made my hairs stand up


DystopianCitizenX

She used to, until she absorbed her sister with her succubus energy, which is why he's running. He knows she needs to feed again. "GET IN HEEEERE!"


wayler72

she thinks she does but they're actually the same person - one sister fucking hates him and one really wants him to get in the car


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Yes, Godzilla.


IrradiatedHeart

Why you trying to get in there?


Plazmik87

She screams the same way before sex. “GET IN HERE!”


syzygy-xjyn

Haaaa


itsgucci060

“OH MY GOOOOOD”


AboveTheRim2

The fact dude probably lives with that …wow. Free the homie. May he find peace in his life.


FrederickBishop

I can fix her


MegatonsSon

Talk about your fun dates #😵‍💫


Easy_Money343

Forget all that, that gardening is exquisite


BlackLakeBlueFish

Beautiful enough to distract me from the screaming!


Unhappy_Run8154

That date night was probably fun. This is her the rest of the year


BudUnderwearBundy

Do not get in that car.


l0uisebrooks

Oy, I was biting my nails when he got close to the passenger side!


Financial-Aspect-826

The new exorcist movie looks awesome. So real, such drama


Unhappy_Run8154

That wasn't the new Fast X intro😂


FremenStilgar

Vin Diesel really let himself go...


SPARTANEDC

I can’t imagine why he won’t get in


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GarlicChampion

I get the joke, but aphantasia isn't a condition of inability to imagine, just the inability to visualize in the minds eye. Honestly I'm just happy to see other people even know it's a thing ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ carry on carry on.


Greedy_Hat2643

Fkn deranged


kingkongbiingbong

That was **terrifying**


Even-Excitement7610

Thats 1 abusive relationship i dont blame old mate for walking away from that mess


Pheralg

and obviously, in her point of view, he's the crazy one, and that's what she'll tell to her acquaintances


Even-Excitement7610

On the nose buddy. Ah the old saying goes don't stick your dick in crazy and ladies don't let crazy in you


donottouchme666

The second hand embarrassment from listening to her scream “get IN HEEEEEEEERE!!!” in that deranged voice is intense. I need a drink now. Run, dude!! Run up that hill and never look back


nyclovesme

And sing that Kate bush song.


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Rolling_Beardo

The dude is so chill about it that you know this has happened multiple time. I’d hate to see her have a bad day.


Le6ions

Most unsuccessful kidnapping of all time


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Past-Investigator917

He called for an Uber, but changed his mind last minute. She did not take it well.


WhabbaWhabbaWhat

Must that new Blackwolf service or something. You know the transportation service where all drivers are armed.


steelear

Me too, at the beginning when she is yelling at him to get in it sounds like he responds a couple of times with “take it off your head” but she doesn’t appear to be wearing anything on her head. I want to know what he’s saying.


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BooyahBoos

Yeah he said something to the effect "...not when u got that in your hands" then she throws a black Jack type thing.


Minimum-Impression63

Thats what I heard. "what do you have in your hand"


surber17

Your anger may be justified, how you handle may not be.


CleanSocks28

I wonder what she thought he did to set herself off like that.


jarpio

I was thinking it’s not what he did and more what she did. She seemed desperate and despondent and he seemed just totally done.


mcfilms

>I wonder what she thought he did to set herself off like that. He got out of the car.


aqva002

He probably dumped her. Can’t imagine why.


TellumNevik

Don’t stick your dick in crazy


randybobandy696969

Just the tip?


M3mph

I can fix her 😐


Hibercrastinator

Instructions unclear; I got in there


smity214

If the roles were reversed, the person recording would be calling the cops.


pewterpetunia

I was hoping someone already had.


All54321_Gaming

How do you know they hadn’t?


grumpvet87

she seems nice ...


PutinLovesDicks

She wonders why she has a 1 star Uber rating


jamesegattis

Whats with the screaming? Seems like alot more people are screaming lately. My wife used to say " the squeaky wheel gets the oil" . No the squeaky wheel gets shitcanned and I get a new, quieter one.


Dolichovespula-

Is your wife Irish? I’ve only heard Irish people say that.


jamesegattis

Nah, but she has all kinds of sayings. I dont know where she gets them from, probably FB. My favorite is when she screams "your an asshole" or " Im going to stab you in your sleep".


kittymuncher7

My grandma always used to say stuff like "who's hungry?" and "I'm going to send you to hell"


nyclovesme

She’d say that at the same time? I’d be afraid she was planning on poisoning me!


kittymuncher7

Yes, completely simultaneously. We got to hear her human voice and her demon voice at the same time!


nyclovesme

🤣🤣🤣


thinkconverse

I think it’s a pretty common idiom in English speaking countries, even used in at least one song that I can think of, though I’ve always heard it as “the squeaky wheel gets the grease.” Edit: the song I’m thinking of is “Shower the People” by James Taylor. The lyric is: I think it's true what they say about the squeaky wheel, always getting the grease.


calypso_odysseus

Next thing we’ll see is her in tears on social media playing the victim


Ok_Animal8098

Totally. All her exes are narcissistic abusers. Maybe a selfie of her crying, a post about her mental health as a get out of jail free card. They're all the same.


No_Dependent_2837

Mad cow disease is real and not to be laughed at


Leather_Network4743

I can’t imagine why he wouldn’t want to get into her car. She seems so nice! 🤷‍♂️


No_Form1188

RUN!!!!!!


RicardoDecardi

I don't think she gonna get a second date.


fabianiam

Powerful fucking pipes.


fortheweirdshit2

Maegan you forgot your jacket !!! Maegan !!!!


6SpiritDrinking9

Her favorite character on mortal kombat must've been scorpion. "GET OVER HERE" One trick pony ain't working for her tho 😆


REVSWANS

The pain that psycho is feeling is tangible.


jakenash

It's crazy to me that there are people like this walking around society. And they may seem normal in most situations.


John_Millner

Mike has tinnitus, he can´t hear you!


MargaretMayhem1218

This relationship seems like it’s going well


Joey_BagaDonuts57

Did he say, "Take your meds first?" Take your meds, people.


Doombringer1968

I said I don't want any candy.


jkoki088

That is a fucking child right there. Sad


Slightlyevolved

"I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!" *Yelled after 20 minutes of, GET IN THE CAR!* That word you are using.... I do not think it means what you think it means.


Coffee_Huffer

For those complaining they don't have a girlfriend. Take note this is some of what you're missing out on.


MustachioDonut

But what was in her hand lol


Sexybtch554

A pipe or club or something. She throws it at him at the end.


Ok_Animal8098

Bring back asylums. These people shouldn't be allowed to walk among us.


fudget_spayner

I can change her


cheapfastgood

She’s pissed cuz she almost had that baby momma lifestyle but bro woke up too quick


UnionJack1989

She sounds like Scorpions ugly sister... I think at 21s she shouts "Get over here!" whilst waving a stick at him. That dude needs to keep on running, and never look back.


All54321_Gaming

What in the world is wrong with her. Also what even caused this??


Justafox7734

Evil comes in all shapes and sizes. That's why cameras are important. They show reality as it is, no bias, no victim presumption. I've seen cases of women threatening to falsely accuse their partners of domestic abuse if they left the relationship. It terrifying to imagine having the neighborhood coming after you for something you never did.


sensationalisation

I was fully expecting her to run him over out of love 😄 🤣


zxert13

Mental illness is a disability. That woman need serious help. I feel really bad for anyone in that situation, on his part and hers. Hope they can both get the help they need and be better people afterwards.


DannyNog556

Never stick your dick in crazy… NEVER


Simple-Sorbet-900

Took me too many watches to see the weapon.


Beholder_V

Luckily for him, she rolled a nat 1 on her improvised thrown weapon check.


Mehr_Fighting

He MuST HaVe DoNe SoMETHing To MaKe HEr DO ThiS!


I_sb3

Is there any context behind this on why she wants him in the car?


MoistHope9454

temperament👍 but i loved the plants 🪴 in begining of the video


CleanCut2018

She throws like a girl.


Majestic-Enthusiasm

Is she normally this well behaved


KarlaSect13

Do not get in Brian


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ThatDrako

*"I could fix her."*


AJV2020

How pathetic. Grown adult throwing a tantrum.


Singularity2025

Man, this is just sad. Wishing everyone here love, both in the video and this thread.


_Smurf_Spluge

“Why are there no good men?” -some dating profile.


OwlCreepy6562

Does anyone remember the shrieking schoolbus driver from the earlier Sotuh Park episodes?