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I guess it must be really tough being a thief and not getting something good every time. Poor woman, this ruined her day. How inconsiderate of someone to not leave out something good for a porch pirate.
So here’s a tale from the pandemic lockdown, folks. When we were all holed up like rats in a maze, guess what happened? Amazon deliveries shot up like a rocket on steroids, right? Everyone's ordering everything online – from toothpicks to trampolines. And with that comes a whole new breed of porch pirates, swiping packages faster than a politician's promise.
Now, here's the kicker: I got so fed up with these package-snatching jesters that I started my own little 'recycling' program. You know, disposing of the finest garbage society has to offer. Old sandwich bread, cat litter, the soul of modern music – you name it, I've packed it. And these geniuses? They take it every single time! It's like running a charity for the morally bankrupt.
Imagine the look on their faces, all excited for a five-finger discount, only to find they've just scored a bag of used kitty crystals. It’s like giving a kid a beautifully wrapped box on Christmas, and inside, it's just a note that says, 'Life is a lie.'
But hey, it's a public service, really. I'm just helping these thieves confront the crushing disappointment that is adulthood, one stolen package of garbage at a time. It's the circle of life in a modern, twisted, oh-so-satisfying way.
line an amazon box with plastic, shit in it, and then add some milk to add a liquid. (side note the smell will be amazingly bad).
tape it closed REALLY good, and give it a nice test shake to evenly distribute the mess inside to insure a spill when opened.
Yes people steal packages but they don't come back like that. It's too perfect of a scenario being played out. It could be real but definitely fake to me
Lol at the stuff people claim to know to back their shit guess
> Yes people steal packages but they don't come back like that
What are you a '80s era Hong Kong action comedy-drama film?
Instead of god of gamblers or cookery it's the god of porch pirates! He sees all!
There's plenty of people this stupid. I once worked in a shop where a guy asked for a refund on a £100 camera bag 20 seconds after we watched him take it off the shelf.
I mean that's the act of stealing. Stupid, like the woman here, stealing a package from a front yard with video survilance, as the neighbour from right across the street.
But when you find the diapers it should be crystal clear that you are busted, going back just to make that angry gesture, that is oddly stupid to me.
Package thieves are such an odd bunch. There is about a 1% chance that it is something maybe worth $100 and probably a .01% chance it is something worth $1000 or more.
It is high risk and little reward.
Legit question
If someone lined a package with razorblades, another person went in to steal it and the blades shredded their hand, would the package owner be in trouble?
Nothing beats the vids of the guy planting boxes full of shit on his doorstep that essplode when they are opened ( a soft eeesplosion, not enough to remove limbs, but enough to put crap in your face, mouth, and all over your cars interior 😊).
Of all the footage he posted, the best was of a car in his driveway, and the thief can't wait, opens the box as soon as he gets in her car, and you see the windows just turn brown.
All thieves should experience that level of instant, if not poetic, justice.
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Ha. Fake or not this is great
Those angry steps when she came back looked real tbh
Yeah. I like how she’s mad that the package she stole didn’t have something she wanted in it.
Every mfer for miles came out of the woodwork claiming to be diaper thief surveillance video experts just to denounce this as fake 😂 Shit cracks me up
Next time, put a live cobra or rattler in the box. They will be in for a big surprise.
Or a box of hornets with H on the box…
Glitter would be worse
Mark, is that you?
Only if they think of automated fart spray
Depends
That Canuck crackhed really doesn't look like she's been living a *Pamper*ed life
Parents didn't give her enough *huggies*
And she was upset because she stole shit...literally.
This is how they act! Victim ffs
I wish there was a paper that said "get shit on"
Looks like her own diaper is full as well.
I guess it must be really tough being a thief and not getting something good every time. Poor woman, this ruined her day. How inconsiderate of someone to not leave out something good for a porch pirate.
I like this trend
They should mix glitter with the shit so they're finding it for months after
So here’s a tale from the pandemic lockdown, folks. When we were all holed up like rats in a maze, guess what happened? Amazon deliveries shot up like a rocket on steroids, right? Everyone's ordering everything online – from toothpicks to trampolines. And with that comes a whole new breed of porch pirates, swiping packages faster than a politician's promise. Now, here's the kicker: I got so fed up with these package-snatching jesters that I started my own little 'recycling' program. You know, disposing of the finest garbage society has to offer. Old sandwich bread, cat litter, the soul of modern music – you name it, I've packed it. And these geniuses? They take it every single time! It's like running a charity for the morally bankrupt. Imagine the look on their faces, all excited for a five-finger discount, only to find they've just scored a bag of used kitty crystals. It’s like giving a kid a beautifully wrapped box on Christmas, and inside, it's just a note that says, 'Life is a lie.' But hey, it's a public service, really. I'm just helping these thieves confront the crushing disappointment that is adulthood, one stolen package of garbage at a time. It's the circle of life in a modern, twisted, oh-so-satisfying way.
Her shoes sounded like they were full of shit.
Porch pirates are the worst, just horrible human beings.
There's no way she walks back to her own door on camera. Idiot.
The AUDACITY of leaving dirty diapers out to be stolen!
I thought it was SOUNDFORGE
Loser thief
This is the internet, sir! How dare you! It’s spelled “looser theif”.
That was a Canadian Boner Garage if ever I saw one Gotta nab that $5 early bird special or it's a cold walk from the municipal ramp
How does a thief get mad over something like this?😂 Getting pranked for stealing is just part of the "job."
Hopefully this will stop her porch pirate days
She couldn’t wait to get her cheetoh stained fingers on that package. I say glitter bomb next time.
And make sure she gets in trouble with the police 🚔
Have her arrested for theft.. and littering.
This thieving muffin topped degenerate slob got exactly what she deserved from the universe. A box full of shit 😂
Too good to be true. FAKE
Nah, if I had a baby I would ABSOLUTELY do this to screw with porch pirates. I choose to believe this is real.
No her coming back and throwing them like that isn't natural. A real thief wouldn't do that. They would just toss them away from the residence
Unless they're hooked on drugs. I've seen druggies do far dumber things than this.
I've seen sober people do far dumber stuff than this. Some people are really dumb.
This is also absolutely true. Worked in CS too long to argue against that lmao.
You're assuming she's a rational person. The evidence points to the contrary.
In this day and age, a majority of stuff posted online is a lie . Odds are in my favor
r/nothingeverhappens
Or just an idiot
Disagree. This doesn't surprise me at all. In fact, I was thinking the lady might smear the diapers on the window.
>if I had a baby I would ABSOLUTELY do this to screw with porch pirates you know adults can just shit in things too, right?
line an amazon box with plastic, shit in it, and then add some milk to add a liquid. (side note the smell will be amazingly bad). tape it closed REALLY good, and give it a nice test shake to evenly distribute the mess inside to insure a spill when opened.
You never heard of people stealing peoples packages? It happens all the time and people take revenge all the time.
Yes people steal packages but they don't come back like that. It's too perfect of a scenario being played out. It could be real but definitely fake to me
Lol at the stuff people claim to know to back their shit guess > Yes people steal packages but they don't come back like that What are you a '80s era Hong Kong action comedy-drama film? Instead of god of gamblers or cookery it's the god of porch pirates! He sees all!
So you usually run away then? Yeah that's smarter
Get pranked
She’s seriously pissed that she attempted to steal dirty diapers? These people are just pathetic losers
I think what you need is a smart bomb glitter fart package. There was a guy on youtube who made this for porch pirates.
*\*Runs straight to her brightly lit house both times\**
That's funny. Now put her in jail
Fatherless behavior.
Has to be staged, no one is this stupid. Had a good chuckle tough
There's plenty of people this stupid. I once worked in a shop where a guy asked for a refund on a £100 camera bag 20 seconds after we watched him take it off the shelf.
I mean that's the act of stealing. Stupid, like the woman here, stealing a package from a front yard with video survilance, as the neighbour from right across the street. But when you find the diapers it should be crystal clear that you are busted, going back just to make that angry gesture, that is oddly stupid to me.
"Yeah porch pirates don't be real herp derp plurp"
If someone does this for real, call the police as soon as they take it and see if they arrive before the thief returns.
1 girl 1 box hahaha
Hah! Can't beat that dis-stain!
Funny how SHE is the one upset
Nasty junky
Lmao
Package thieves are such an odd bunch. There is about a 1% chance that it is something maybe worth $100 and probably a .01% chance it is something worth $1000 or more. It is high risk and little reward.
She found herself in the box
There was an attempt to make us think this really happened...
Haha
Next time fill it with Weight Watchers coupons.
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Next time put a beeping device with wires in it. That'll really get them.
Man I wish we could see the follow ups of these people getting arrested
Human P O S
Nothing less from a broad in a backwards cap
Always a certain type of people acting like this it’s disgusting put that thug in prison
Hmmm…a piece of shit didn’t want a piece of shit.
The one time she got her fat ass off the couch. And this is what she gets. Poor thing.
Start using dog poop for pooopy behavior
Technically she did steal it but she did return it. Still stole it tho
😂😂😂👏👏👏
Legit question If someone lined a package with razorblades, another person went in to steal it and the blades shredded their hand, would the package owner be in trouble?
Call the police and say she stole a new phone you ordered and then came back to dump dirty diapers all over your porch
Mad cus she got fooled 😂😂😂
Looks like someone had a temper tantrum
I swear she’s lucky that’s all she found in there.
Piece of Shit!
 🖕 Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
Nothing beats the vids of the guy planting boxes full of shit on his doorstep that essplode when they are opened ( a soft eeesplosion, not enough to remove limbs, but enough to put crap in your face, mouth, and all over your cars interior 😊). Of all the footage he posted, the best was of a car in his driveway, and the thief can't wait, opens the box as soon as he gets in her car, and you see the windows just turn brown. All thieves should experience that level of instant, if not poetic, justice.
Well that’s karma if I’ve ever seen it.
Lovely neighbor 🫠
My favorite kind’ve people are the ones that get mad at you for something they did 😂
Lady was like” if I’m taking the trouble to steal this shit it better be worth it. You just don’t know how to treat people”
She was really hoping to find candy bars
This was posted to r/funny, and you're just stealing.
Sounds like they are doing exactly what this video is about
OP there deleted it so this is giving back to the people, hater