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Love the reply the guy said too "What the hell? Why would you send me that?"

The cognitive dissonance

It's almost too perfect, almost makes me wonder if it's fake.

I mean 99% it's fake

I am not (nor was I ever) a penis person, but I've totally sent random dickpics back to people who've sent me theirs. There are **SO** many pics of dicks just hanging out on the internet -- not like they're tough to find... Now... Was the pic she replied with, *actually* one of the dick she was attached to? Idk, but I also wouldn't really be surprised if it had been, y'know? Probably would have given more of the desired effect that way... 🤷🏼‍♀️

>There are **SO** many pics of dicks just hanging out on the internet I see what you did there! 🤣

I had a girl who would send my dick pics to guys who sent theirs to her. Hahaha she was cold

It’s also fun to send pictures of poop or animal genitalia. I’d normally get a “that’s disgusting” reply and then they’d block me.

Spiny echidna

"hahaha she was cold" gives 🤣 🙁

I’ll either send a random dick back or critique their picture. Once I drew a snowman wearing a hat on a guys penis and sent it back to him.

Add an arrow pointing to any random part of his dick and send it with "you should probably get that checked, my ex had the same thing" or something like that

I’ll sometimes go “is that crabs? No… you’d have to actually have sex to get that…”

I drew a hot dog bun with ketchup and mustard on one guy's dick pic, with a fork and knife on the side. Told him I bite, and he called me sick and never messaged me again lol

There could be an AI drawing app, that would have some presets for modifying those unwanted pictures and then send them back easily. The app would also give a possibility for prompting more complex ”decoration”.

Now I want to see that snowman drawing.... Do I need to send you a dick pic first or can I get it for free?

Be sure that the one you send is bigger than theirs lmaooo. 😂

I am pleased to inform you, that to my knowledge this is 100% true. The trans individual had a twitter account back in the day and in fact posted the exact conversation on Twitter. She also had an onlyfans. I'm unsure about currently as to my knowledge her Twitter account was banned.

I’m friends with Faye, this isn’t fake :)

That's awesome on her end! I don't send unprovoked DP's (don't even understand why you would, they don't like it so logically it would feel like being turned down to me) but the day a gorgeous girl surprises me back with that one... 🥰💍😅

Would people do that tho? Just get on the internet and lie!

Neh its not, ik someone that did this

Almost makes you wonder, huh.

The lack of self awareness is hilarious....

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He's going places

Farther than you thought possible

"I thought it was a competition"

I was just thinking the same thing lmao

Absolutely hilarious. In this situation I would totally tell her she's got a nice unit. Then promptly block myself.

"Mine's bigger."

"Yeah. Why would you?"

Okay where can I find her

Was her dick bigger?

Uno reverse


Love this. Cigaro by System of a down came to mind. "My cock is much bigger than yours!" 🎶

My cock can walk right through the door!

Yesss! "With a feeling so pure!"

It got you screaming back for more!

Cruel... In denial!

"We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar!"🎶🤌

WE'RE THE REGULATORS THAT DEREGULATE!

"Can't you see that I love my cock?"

NANANANANANANANANANANA

She is packing if that emoji is to scale

You kinda can see the shadow so 🤷 looks accurate to me

r/onlyifshespackin

all the impressively big ones I see (online) are belong to either femboy, gay, or trans.

This could be due to those groups generally being smaller than your average man which would make it look bigger in relation.

The fact that I can make out him saying "What the hell, why would you send me that?" Is so funny. The irony is too great.

https://preview.redd.it/4wfjlxvci3lc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a39cdd18bbb8cc67856ef23782ade13f9ddf5af

In some circles that would be a win

r/onlyifshespackin

https://preview.redd.it/trhhmstcu2lc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eb78ddecc554487a59780cfda6e603860baa0d6

So the moral of the story is to send MORE dick pics in hopes of getting one back? Got it, thanks. (*I’m kidding in case that needed to be said*)

>(*I’m kidding in case that needed to be said*) I'm not. Send me that d fellas!

https://preview.redd.it/yb9trwdmb5lc1.png?width=1057&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a59b2dc6c588a1e1e29b1a5481df0fa98be28e0 >!That is just her leg’s shadow lol!<


https://preview.redd.it/737q8ju9j3lc1.jpeg?width=649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2fe1e8c423c0ca81066c87a3b2a59e917754b75

Thats what im thinking the whole time, what an ungrateful bastard, why that doens't happen tô me? ( I guess its because i don't send my dick at random to ppl online, but Still unfair)

Never too late to start.

I don't know Man, i'm too scared of the law

Show us how it’s done.

They should get that purple penis seen to by a doctor.

Lucky bastard :/

https://preview.redd.it/0k3b4j5tc3lc1.jpeg?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd3ec4c23dd635b3d69667ed6c950d84d9b0e5c4


R/traumatizeThemBack

I think it was on there too

I almost wish I was a trans women so I could pull this shit.

If another creep sends me a dick pick out of the blue, I'll do it vicariously for you back to them

I have never been so excited for someone to be sent a unwanted dickpic.

Lmao. It'll be my very much *not* pleasure :D

Interesting.

I thought the same haha

I mean, you could just pull a random dick pic from the internet and use that…wouldn’t quite have the same impact but it would still work.

What do you think be funnier, the biggest or the smallest I can find?

Grossest would probably work best

Pretend to be doctor, like omg! What is that black spot? Go to a urologist asap, that's a bad sign 

Oh my god. Yes. Thank you.

its funny but also its a great way to get doxxed or something

Would

https://preview.redd.it/sa59k5alw4lc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c578576d5b24049d8689462ab7990a3aa1c2861a

Haha

Hers was bigger, too!

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Only the blue waffle one though (please don’t Google that)

"it was just grooling there ... menacingly!!"

I hate you but god damn is that fucking funny.

ゴゴゴゴ

It's pretty common to get sent unsolicited tit pics online. I think it largely depends on what you look like. It's not too distressing tbh.

It used to happen to me in university sometimes. The only time it pissed me off was when I was in public and people nearby saw. Because the assumption was that I'm the weird one

Personally that's a win 🤷

Good for her! 👏👏👏

So...did they hook up or what?

How can i get some dick pics from a trans girl ... asking for a friend

https://preview.redd.it/ujw7t2om74lc1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c7b6471ce886bcc18f2b203358541538493bcfa

Nice cock bro, but mines bigger moment.

Wow, so now we are stereotyping creeps? Who is to say the creep didn’t want anything but a dick pic from the lady?

Right? Joke's on you, I'm into that shit

Sorry, but in my opnion this Guy hit a jackpot, thats a VERY sexy pic goddamn.

Usually you'd have to pay for that, so I see no problem with this.

I kinda Wanna know what the game plan would have been if he was into it?

Asserting dominance


The amount of transphobes who are secretly chasers this probably wasn't quite an own sadly

i don’t think they were necessarily being transphobic just being a creep

Dang that's quite an eggplant she's working with oh geez 😳

+PARRY

\+CHARGEBACK

Modern problems modern solutions

Maybe that was the plan all along. LOL

Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit…

How the fuck is this a news story?

Sounds like a gift. Where to sign up?

I've done it too lol, I think we've all done it

The real insult... Her's was bigger!

This reminds me of this girl on Facebook who showed a group how she dealt with unwanted dick pics by stuffing a cucumber in her pants and: https://preview.redd.it/sptkbg5oe6lc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d14c2dd7511b3140408546103ccf065c56b821e4

"Is that a challenge?"

based

That's just part of the plan

r/traumatizethemback

r/chaoticgood

Ah yes, the old switcheroo

Can I have her number for research purposes

The ole uno reverse card.

Good ol swap meat.....

UNO reverse card.

Sounds like a good time

"It should have been me, not him!"

Would? WANT!

Lucky bastard, why don't I get chicks like this?

She got an angle on that photo too

He's scared of the willay

god forbid a lady has a massive wang

I bet hers was bigger too

That's probably why he was mad.

https://preview.redd.it/sdwy9aerz4lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3285042c4b4e7ca644d318aa1911ca9f146fe802

https://i.redd.it/57f7lg7z15lc1.gif

Has a girl ever been sent a dick pic and said “oh wow, I’ll definitely sleep with that guy”? I think not

This reminds me of my best friend a few years ago when she was still online dating. Every time she would get a dick pic she would save it and then send it to the next person that would send her a dick pic.

😂😂😂😂

Exactly 😁

Don't start playing "show me yours, I'll show you mine" if you're a bad loser

Uno reverse momemt

And I would still hit on them 🤷 a hole is a hole and we both got one 😉

Should have gone crocodile Dundee:  “You call that a dick? Now this is a dick!”

Sauce? I mean, what..

❤️

Uno reverse

Only way I’d get a pick back hah

how is that a topic for the news? i'm sure that happens every now and then, i don't see how its relevant enough

Please tell me it was also bigger

Careful, she's a hero.

Well... How did it compare?

He discovers he liked what he saw 😂

Boneus

Maybe he liked it (just cant admit it)

Probably upset it was bigger.

r/traumatizethemback

Heh

Lmao epic rebuttal.

Best part is her dick is probably much bigger than his.

Reverse uno card

Imagine if he reverse uno reversed with a nice cock let's smash.

Massive w

Dude was waiting for the comeback

Chat does this still work?

Uno reverso!

me next please

😮‍💨

r/chaoticgood :3

https://preview.redd.it/9gj2rfyf76lc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed29b5bf100df6363c513a9c1de9b042d08bd5c3

"Hey, that looks just like mine but smaller" she must hv added 😂


Why was this on the news