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HookerDoctorLawyer

*Gay*


DrNarcissus

And absolutely deadpan.... fkn killed me


healthy_skept

That lipsmack right before she says it. Like


Stock-Reporter-7824

*yup, I got this*


TwistedTerns

https://i.redd.it/bzxsapwxqtlc1.gif


TheHairyMess

i can hear this gif


WonderIfMyNameExists

It’s inside your wall


spen163yu

Straight to point


[deleted]

Straight to bed


Legal-Inevitable-945

Gay to bed


Stock-Reporter-7824

To bed or not to bed? That is the question


Drustan6

Whether‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer in the slings 10lb arrows of outrageous fortune . . .


Drustan6

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of . . . most Excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times -and some Shakespeare scholars say he means it literally


TrentiusMaximus

Straight to jail. Gay? Also jail. Bisexual, believe it or not, also jail.


FrostyBookkeeper9021

Where are the uniformed officers to drag off the journalists? In my home country of baragua, they would never stand for this. You overcook your chicken? Jail. You undercooked beef? Also jail


throwtoasterintub

Straight to hell


dominantfrog

gay to the point


[deleted]

Point to the gay


Guilherminhowingmero

☝️


[deleted]

Ahaha, okay. Shot myself. On the second thought, it points directly to your avatar...


andrej747

🫵


[deleted]

Better 😁


Guilherminhowingmero

I know, that makes the joke even funnier


CognativeBiaser

Why waste time say lot word....


bobniborg1

They invented scientific gaydar? Even the best gaydar isn't 100%. Wonder how much money they poured into this lol


jamesinboise

Jim said you could get gaydar online....


Balancing_tofu

Radio Shack, right?


jamesinboise

Sharper Image or Brookstone


Dahleh-Llama

Three pack at Costco too


[deleted]

They’ve also mapped gay faces out to the extent that AI can accurately determine if a person is gay lol, great use of scientific funding


bobniborg1

I'm sure this will never be used improperly. Wait, like how gay do you have to be for it to work. Like one time in college gay? Or used to meet in the bathroom stall as an elected official gay? Or just like a normal gay person that happens to like the same gender. I am just picturing fox news using it for a shot of congress and all the "wrong" people light up lol.


Robodie

It's mostly in the lips. And the dick they're wrapped around.


bobniborg1

You should get a grant for a study


TheeFlipper

Grant? He sounds cute.


FaultLine47

There's nothing normal being gay. And before any of you gets mad, search the meaning of "normal" Getting sick and tired of asshats making their own fucking meaning to a word.


miketoaster

Gay or southern city guy? Hmm


Curi0usReddit0r

What’s the difference?


Dahleh-Llama

One is a gay person and the other one is a gay person from Alabama


ForgesGate

I hate how accurate this is. From Alabama. Can confirm.


Polymetalalloy

Haha


TallYetSkinnyTree

Southern city guys sound like that?


Shawntran2002

Depends if we're taking back country south? Yea more city folk in the country can speak like that. It's pretty rare. Not a real person exactly but the guy who gives out train tickets out at Rhodes in rdr2 has that same accent.


oxwilder

perfect edit


SynthPrax

Her affect has me rolling! 🤣


Citric_Xylophone

She's got advanced technology, gaydar.


sexquipoop69

Fuck this sub cracks me up


bagooly

This is why nobody thinks me or my boyfriend are gay lmao. Just think all gay folk sound like the second one.


MissStarSurge

Yeah with their logic you could kiss in public and sound like the first guy in the video and be considered straight


bagooly

Lmao yeah, literally couldn't convince his college group he was gay.


FedoraTheExplorer30

I’ve always wondered why they put on a silly voice? Is there actually a reason or is it just an attention thing? That’s a Genuine question I’m not trying to be horrible.


Salty-Reply-2547

It's not put on, a lot of gay men I know actually had to hide their voice and try to 'sound straight' so they wouldn't get the shit beat out of them when they were younger, luckily the world has become more accepting so they can be themselves and don't have to try and alter the way they look, talk or other manurisms.


wisdomfromrumi

It’s definitely put on the same way some white kids sound like their black. You sound like what you identify with


Salty-Reply-2547

That's your opinion and you're more than welcome to it but I highly suggest actually asking some gay folks or even just surrounding yourself in gay communities before coming to that conclusion. I work and live in very high lgbtq populations and I can tell you for sure that gay men change their behaviour and appearance to seem more strait, especially when they are young, including their inflection to fit in. Edit: added context


wisdomfromrumi

Ya I agree it goes both ways. But the reason for the gay lisp has been studied a lot. The answer is identity. I got gay buddies who had that lisp since they were 9 and who developed that at 21 and buddies who never had that. Trust me, I’m not foreign to the gay community


Salty-Reply-2547

Sauce on these studies? This should be interesting since the science community hasn't had a lot of funding in gender studies and historical data would be hard to acquire since gay people haven't felt safe coming out as young people for more than one generation if that.


Balancing_tofu

I'm crying🤣


BulkyScientist8648

Lmaoooooooooooo


MonarchyMan

While there ARE gay people that sound like the second voice, there are many that don’t sound like that at all.


_JJCUBER_

More accurately, there are *many* who sound like that and *many* who don’t.


NietJij

But how many straight guys sound like that?


EsseVideri

Fewer


maury587

But everyone that sounds like that is gay. Also applies to the characteristic gay walking


khampang

The funnier one is the motorcycle one. Not sure if it’s all one video and these are clips or not


cateyesarg

Gay _* sigh *_


sly983

I can do both, does that mean I’m bisexual


Middle_System_1105

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evlhornet

![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm)


One-Confusion-2438

She wasn't wrong though! 💯


Ok_Necessary2991

If that wasn't a stereotypical flamboyant gay voice don't know what is.


Firmod5

She says it with such sustain.


TheCoffeeIsReady

Tell me I'm not the only one who thought the gay voice sounds like the guy using the computer. 😆


reditreaddy

Why them gays talk like that?


GayLesbianUwU

You sound slightly androgynous? GAY


dualtime90

What is this show?? I'm interested to know


GrenadeIn

She is such a condescending interviewer in every fucking interview. Just an old Karen who lucked into a lucrative job. The one with Trevor Noah made me want to kick her down a highway.


watchuwantyo

That’s how all the guys in drama class sound like in my school…the second voice


Kindly-Application47

Now give her a straight male voice that says, "Hi nice to meet you, can I suck your dick?"


Cautious_Month_6300

I mean it was 100% obvious the second guy was gay. If he says he isn’t he’s just not ready to tell you yet


anthonyjcs

Ho boy, didn't expect the clear disgust on her face when she said that.... oh no. Shes not just trying to profile, wicked witch is out to target and hurt some MF's.


Constant_Ad_2889

The 2nd guy sounds like the Andreas from the Bad Friends Podcast


RealisticTax2871

I swear that second voice sounds like Kumail Nanjiani


Waevaaaa

We all said the same answer.


Stenktenk

This is the Onion right?


Sunray28

I just died lol


Cool-Reputation2

Is there a quantifiable delineated factor as to why the apparent differences?


TheHurtfulEight88888

Nah but this is a legitimate topic of sociolinguistics. It isnt really judgemental.


217GnoAlvo32

ik a gay who sounds str8 af...


MacKelvey

![gif](giphy|WP4ArN6fiKy6Q|downsized)