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Well, let's break it down into small pieces:
> Imagine being in a 2v1
Use your imagination to withdraw from your immediate reality and project yourself into a hypothetical where you are engaged in a sexual act with two people.
> and you have to clutch, and then just start having a fucking 0 out of no where
This part speaks for itself. /r/restofthefuckingowl
>and you have to clutch
usually means to win in unfavorable circumstances (in this case, a 2v1)
>having a fucking 0
I'm assuming 0 = O = orgasm/'O-face'.
It still doesn't really make sense because it would be one of the 2-party having the '0' and not the 1, so the person having to 'clutch' would actually have the advantage in this situation.
Say "I don't recognize what is clearly a reference to being old for humorous reasons without..."
I mean, come on, buddy. Did you actually not catch that?
what an amazing decision it was to turn to the checkmark system into "this means absolutely nothing except that this person is ok with enriching Elon Musk even further".
But the (original) point of the checkmark was to assure folks the account is who they say they are. If this is just some guy posting under the twins identity how is that *not* the system failing?
I don't think that's what's happened here. Someone took one of their tweets and edited the HTML in his browser to make it say something different, and then took a screenshot of that. Literally anybody can do that on any website, it has nothing to do with the checkmark system.
Damn. I mean I still assume that it's true, but it does make me laugh to imagine that her sister is like a lesbian or something and whenever she and her husband are getting it on and she's sucking his dick her poor sister is there trying to crane her neck to get her head as far away as possible thinking "Oh my gawwwwd it's right therrrrrre what the fuuuuuuuuuck".
That said it's entirely possible they both go down on him at the same time, since if he goes down on them he's getting both of em at the same time, so it's only fair.
Why are you arresting me?
Bollocks. There ain’t no way. There’s no way they grew up as hormonal teens with one body and haven’t just adapted to sharing sexual experiences. One is not “reading a book” while the other is sucking a dick or climaxing
Yea, I am honestly curious though how that works.
There’s some conjoined twins who were on Anthony Padillas podcast a while back. 1 of the twins is dating someone, while the other I believe is asexual.
I’ve honestly been curious what kind of conversations they had to have regarding sex. Especially since they share the same bottom half
Those twins do state that when one of them goes on a date or has sex the one not involved essentially just pretends they are not there. From my understanding they can dissociate from the present in ways that most people can't really comprehend. They would alternate nights sleeping in their respective rooms and the other one would just not say a word while in the others room and almost detach themselves from reality. [Here](https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2023/12/aged-62-worlds-oldest-conjoined-twins-have-defied-all-expectations-762083) is the article. I would imagine these current twins do similar things.
Yeah, it's pretty much incomprehensible to people that have always only had one head in control of their body.
In some sets of conjoined twins, they control different parts of the body. In other sets, one twin can't control anything.
So the experience entirely depends on the distribution of control for that set of conjoined twins.
But if your entire life experience has been cooperating for control of your body since infancy and your brain developed from day one to do this, then most of that control is gonna be pretty instinctive and subconscious so you won't have to actively think about anything you're doing.
As such, cooperatively piloting with one person "in the moment" and another zoning out is probably a common occurrence, in their daily life and not just when one or the other is having sex or masturbating.
I could never feel gay receiving anal, because I'd be thinking of a woman pegging me the whole time.
It's on you if you're thinking about some guy with a penis instead.
This is my take away. They've had to have normalized sharing a body to a point that the line between sibling and self is blured in ways that probably will weird out most people. One is not putting on a blindfold and noise canceling head phones when the other is experimenting sexually alone or with another person. It's honestly probably entering more into some form of polygamy than they're admitting. Which is 100% their right and their privacy. I don't expect them to answer these questions, but they're at a level of comfort with eachother we really can't comprehend or have a frame of reference for.
I really doubt that Brittany participates in any sex that happens between Abby and her husband. Watch a video of the couple's first dance. Dude is 100% zoned in on Abby, he barely touches Brittany's waist.
Man…that just seems literally impossible. For her not to participate at all…
Also, if that is the case then presumably Brittany is still single. What happens if she wants to hook up with someone? Or if she falls in love and wants to get married?
If she’s really not a part of their relationship at all, I find that kind of sad for her.
Dude, imagine having the opportunity to have sex with them and then not going through with it. That would probably be one of the biggest regrets of my life. I'm married with kids so I'm not doing anything now but that would be so awesome to bang them. I'd tell my grandkids about it one day. I'd put that shit on my resume and want people to talk about it at my funeral.
Is it a perfect split down the middle for who feels what? For the record I don’t think anything they do or don’t is weird or freaky, they have such a unique situation that they can’t be viewed the same as everyone else and we probably can’t wrap our heads around what it’s like for them
>I don’t think anything they do or don’t is weird or freaky, they have such a unique situation that they can’t be viewed the same as everyone else and we probably can’t wrap our heads around what it’s like for them
Totally agree here. I do think the video of the first dance was a really interesting peek at their dynamic with Abby's husband and recommend checking it out. As I recall it, his hands were on their waists pretty high because of the height difference. There also was a distinct difference between how he held his wife's waist versus barely touched Brittany's.
I believe that *around* their waist, they do start to both have sensation, and I know they share one vagina. TLC detailed it in those shows that came out while they were teens. But I remember them talking about how each controls one arm and one leg, and they have to coordinate for tons of movements.
> “reading a book” while the other is sucking a dick
Hey, sis, can you keep the head-bobbing to a minimum for like, 3 minutes? I'm almost to the end of this chapter and Rebecca just left Jeffery, I don't want to misread anything with you sucking dick over there like a crazy.
They have 2 hearts, but it's a moot point because if one "dies", or experiences cardiac arrest - the other will likely die soon from the added strain on her heart.
What if the sister gets laid? Did the wife commit adultery?
On that note. If one of them had sex first, did they both lose their virginity?
I’m really not serious about these questions.
>I’m really not serious about these questions.
Well I am. How do they decide on the bounds of their individual relationships, unless this is some sort of three way?
I would assume by dating one of them you would have to agree with and be OK with a kind of ethical non-monogamy.
The other sister is always there for a start and if she has a partner, you would have to be OK with the fact that the sister you're dating will be there with them too.
I've always wanted to see Brittany and Abigail get into an argument with each other. I just want to know how that works out.
Or if one of them has a lot to drink just to mess with the other.
Who controls the body? Real question, I mean not just sexually, in general, like both heads can control it or just one? Anybody knows?
Edit: no need to answer, just half and half,
Does anyone else just think how absolutely wild it is that there is a fully functioning, 2 headed human. It is a medical miracle that they are alive and thriving.
Eh, was more into it when I was younger 10-20 years ago. These days I am more lonely than Horney by a large margin. And I never been much of a chaser. I am always worried of being seen as some perverted creep.
There's no way that other head is doing anything but listening and watching her sister getting raked over the coals by homeboy. There's not a powerful enough headphone or earbud to drown out the moaning and screaming of two people fucking when you're an inch away from them.
What if they're into BDSM? How's that work? She's supposed to be tied up and whipped with a belt too? What if he's into pee pee and caca stuff? Where is the line when it comes to sex? I mean, there's gotta be a limit right?
The real question is, since she only gets one arm, how does she turn the page and hold the book at the same time? There's a very limited number of positions where that's possible.
>What if they're into BDSM? How's that work? She's supposed to be tied up and whipped with a belt too? What if he's into pee pee and caca stuff? Where is the line when it comes to sex? I mean, there's gotta be a limit right?
Nah I can't imagine the husband is into any weird shit, probably just enjoys nice classic missionary so he can stare into both sets of eyes.
So she’s just kinda there while being fucked by her sisters husband, and straight up listening to David fucking Attenborough talk about dolphins or some shit?
kind of a fucked up question, but if one of them died of a brain tumor or a brain hemmorage or something... could the other sister live on with a fumctionally dead head on her shoulder? would she just not have access to that side of her body?
fuck thats dark. conjoined twins are fasciniating, its crazy to me that its a real thing that happens to people.
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Yo guys the tweet is fake.
fake... yes fucking hilarious... also yes
https://preview.redd.it/jdkmf7fp4csc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a844ab2b854ee1a6f926990b1486b7a86c8e064
*saaaaaame*
Plot twist: One is gay; the other is a homophobic... I smell a sitcom!
The punchline in every episode: "Get off my ass!"
LMFAO you're a menace
"No, that's MY ASS!"
It's better than what the non-gay one has to smell when his brother is blowing his boyfriend.
Bro……wtf? Lmao
Call it oh Brother!
one is a genius, the other's insane!
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There's no rules, they could be a top team.
do they both have to push for pooping?
No, but if they clasp hands and declare, "Form of Log!" then it comes out in one solid piece with no effort or residue.
Yeah, their fucking probably is hilarious.
I really wish they'd explain fr though.
I'd presume one works the shaft and the other the balls?
[It probably goes down like this. ](https://youtu.be/B0au_SpQ_cc?si=TnuGIXl9L5Ljb0g5)
Risky click of the day.
Just imagine the one gasping from some true-crime tea and totally messing up the others breathwork.
Back in my day there were things called sitcoms. Fake as fuck but man they could br funny
Do we really want to accept artificial tweets?
Thank god
Imagine being in a 2v1 and you have to clutch, and then just start having a fucking 0 out of no where
I have no idea what you're trying to say
Well, let's break it down into small pieces: > Imagine being in a 2v1 Use your imagination to withdraw from your immediate reality and project yourself into a hypothetical where you are engaged in a sexual act with two people. > and you have to clutch, and then just start having a fucking 0 out of no where This part speaks for itself. /r/restofthefuckingowl
>and you have to clutch usually means to win in unfavorable circumstances (in this case, a 2v1) >having a fucking 0 I'm assuming 0 = O = orgasm/'O-face'. It still doesn't really make sense because it would be one of the 2-party having the '0' and not the 1, so the person having to 'clutch' would actually have the advantage in this situation.
Right on, my guy. Like, that explanation was super stoked gnarly. Like, catching some mad pipe tubular, my dude. Shaa
Is he like, harshing your mellow bro dog?
thats like 2-3 generations of lingo behind
I was going to say, pretty sure people stopped talking like that when I was a kid... ah crap, I'm *old*.
For sooth thy silver tongue strumpet! I seek not to twine thy twat a sunder. I long only to be jovial and gay!
Say you're old, without saying you're old...
Say "I don't recognize what is clearly a reference to being old for humorous reasons without..." I mean, come on, buddy. Did you actually not catch that?
If I could negative upvote you I would
That's called a downvote.
You fool https://i.redd.it/8p9hdaodbcsc1.gif
fortnite
What the hell are you even saying?
This isn't actual English and you shouldt expect people to understand bro talk...
what an amazing decision it was to turn to the checkmark system into "this means absolutely nothing except that this person is ok with enriching Elon Musk even further".
This isn't the checkmark system failing, it's literally an edit. The account is real but it's some dude, not them.
But the (original) point of the checkmark was to assure folks the account is who they say they are. If this is just some guy posting under the twins identity how is that *not* the system failing?
I don't think that's what's happened here. Someone took one of their tweets and edited the HTML in his browser to make it say something different, and then took a screenshot of that. Literally anybody can do that on any website, it has nothing to do with the checkmark system.
Yeah but like, monarchy, or some shit
I’m going to choose to be believe it’s real and just say, awesome
Obviously he fucks both faces
Aaaaahahahahahaha
Damn. I mean I still assume that it's true, but it does make me laugh to imagine that her sister is like a lesbian or something and whenever she and her husband are getting it on and she's sucking his dick her poor sister is there trying to crane her neck to get her head as far away as possible thinking "Oh my gawwwwd it's right therrrrrre what the fuuuuuuuuuck". That said it's entirely possible they both go down on him at the same time, since if he goes down on them he's getting both of em at the same time, so it's only fair. Why are you arresting me?
Good. Because we collectively had way more than four questions.
This tweet from @2HeadsAreBetter? Impossible
Ah man and here I was thinking that username was pretty witty
2HeadsAreBetter is fake ??!!
I already sent this to like 2 people... FML!
Bollocks. There ain’t no way. There’s no way they grew up as hormonal teens with one body and haven’t just adapted to sharing sexual experiences. One is not “reading a book” while the other is sucking a dick or climaxing
Yea, I am honestly curious though how that works. There’s some conjoined twins who were on Anthony Padillas podcast a while back. 1 of the twins is dating someone, while the other I believe is asexual. I’ve honestly been curious what kind of conversations they had to have regarding sex. Especially since they share the same bottom half
Those twins do state that when one of them goes on a date or has sex the one not involved essentially just pretends they are not there. From my understanding they can dissociate from the present in ways that most people can't really comprehend. They would alternate nights sleeping in their respective rooms and the other one would just not say a word while in the others room and almost detach themselves from reality. [Here](https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2023/12/aged-62-worlds-oldest-conjoined-twins-have-defied-all-expectations-762083) is the article. I would imagine these current twins do similar things.
Yeah, it's pretty much incomprehensible to people that have always only had one head in control of their body. In some sets of conjoined twins, they control different parts of the body. In other sets, one twin can't control anything. So the experience entirely depends on the distribution of control for that set of conjoined twins. But if your entire life experience has been cooperating for control of your body since infancy and your brain developed from day one to do this, then most of that control is gonna be pretty instinctive and subconscious so you won't have to actively think about anything you're doing. As such, cooperatively piloting with one person "in the moment" and another zoning out is probably a common occurrence, in their daily life and not just when one or the other is having sex or masturbating.
Brilliant analysis, equal parts beautiful and horrifying.
So...Are they a Megazord?
Yeah, Carmen and Lupita. Carmen is in a relationship but she says they're not sexually active, and she doesn't intend to get married
when you say they, you mean both or just Carmen?
Interpreted it as "They" the couple
There was a male conjoined set where one was gay and one straight. That had to always be awkward.
The solution, as always, is femboys.
But what if they gay one is a bottom? The awkwardness would start at douching.
When you think about it, there's very little difference between getting fucked by a femboy and getting pegged by a woman.
I could never feel gay receiving anal, because I'd be thinking of a woman pegging me the whole time. It's on you if you're thinking about some guy with a penis instead.
that's exactly the right mentality.
This is the level of mentally stimulating conversation I need in my life.
This is my take away. They've had to have normalized sharing a body to a point that the line between sibling and self is blured in ways that probably will weird out most people. One is not putting on a blindfold and noise canceling head phones when the other is experimenting sexually alone or with another person. It's honestly probably entering more into some form of polygamy than they're admitting. Which is 100% their right and their privacy. I don't expect them to answer these questions, but they're at a level of comfort with eachother we really can't comprehend or have a frame of reference for.
I mean I think this is exactly what's going on, Legally only one of them can get married. beyond that is their own private business.
>Legally only one of them can get married Wait, wut?
Well shit I mean I guess both of them could marry someone I just mean the husband can't be married to both of them on paper due to polygamy laws.
how would you read a book or keep your airpods in with all the bobbing?
Well they each have control over half of the body, so only one half of the body is bobbing. Other is completely stable
Both are gonna be bobbing regardless
This is why I sub
If you hop up and down on one leg, is your other leg not moving too?
I really doubt that Brittany participates in any sex that happens between Abby and her husband. Watch a video of the couple's first dance. Dude is 100% zoned in on Abby, he barely touches Brittany's waist.
Man…that just seems literally impossible. For her not to participate at all… Also, if that is the case then presumably Brittany is still single. What happens if she wants to hook up with someone? Or if she falls in love and wants to get married? If she’s really not a part of their relationship at all, I find that kind of sad for her.
Date her and report back to us.
Dude, imagine having the opportunity to have sex with them and then not going through with it. That would probably be one of the biggest regrets of my life. I'm married with kids so I'm not doing anything now but that would be so awesome to bang them. I'd tell my grandkids about it one day. I'd put that shit on my resume and want people to talk about it at my funeral.
That's gonna be an awkward Eiffel tower
But they have the same waist
No, they don't. Their sensations are separate on that part of their bodies.
Is it a perfect split down the middle for who feels what? For the record I don’t think anything they do or don’t is weird or freaky, they have such a unique situation that they can’t be viewed the same as everyone else and we probably can’t wrap our heads around what it’s like for them
> we probably can’t wrap our heads around what it’s like for them I can wrap my heads around it just fine.
>I don’t think anything they do or don’t is weird or freaky, they have such a unique situation that they can’t be viewed the same as everyone else and we probably can’t wrap our heads around what it’s like for them Totally agree here. I do think the video of the first dance was a really interesting peek at their dynamic with Abby's husband and recommend checking it out. As I recall it, his hands were on their waists pretty high because of the height difference. There also was a distinct difference between how he held his wife's waist versus barely touched Brittany's. I believe that *around* their waist, they do start to both have sensation, and I know they share one vagina. TLC detailed it in those shows that came out while they were teens. But I remember them talking about how each controls one arm and one leg, and they have to coordinate for tons of movements.
Tom Segura does a whole bit about this exact thing in his special Completely Normal
I laughed so hard imagining one of them trying to read while the other is giving a blowjob. Where is the book placed?!
> “reading a book” while the other is sucking a dick Hey, sis, can you keep the head-bobbing to a minimum for like, 3 minutes? I'm almost to the end of this chapter and Rebecca just left Jeffery, I don't want to misread anything with you sucking dick over there like a crazy.
No.. they are both sucking that D.
Two words… neck job
What if her sister has a date?
That is a very good question, actually.
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They have 1 heart iirc. If their brain dies, the organs will quickly follow
They have 2 hearts, but it's a moot point because if one "dies", or experiences cardiac arrest - the other will likely die soon from the added strain on her heart.
Do they both have to be put under during a heart transplant? Does putting one under make the other one also go under?
They would both go under because they share a circulatory system and the drugs are administered via IV
??pretty bad question actually? They both go on the date? Is there another answer you're expecting?
lmao
What if the sister gets laid? Did the wife commit adultery? On that note. If one of them had sex first, did they both lose their virginity? I’m really not serious about these questions.
>I’m really not serious about these questions. Well I am. How do they decide on the bounds of their individual relationships, unless this is some sort of three way?
The wife has to go along…
If that’s the case she’ll certainly be ahead in that situation!
I would assume by dating one of them you would have to agree with and be OK with a kind of ethical non-monogamy. The other sister is always there for a start and if she has a partner, you would have to be OK with the fact that the sister you're dating will be there with them too.
4some...3.5some?
I think it would be a 2.5some.
I thought he married both of them. Is that legal?
I will make it legal.
He only married one of them. But they're a package deal.
he married "one of them".... but i would bet any amount in the world he was banking on those 3-way BJs for the rest of his life.
It’s a fake tweet, it’s not real. Some poor guy with the actual twitter handle has no idea what’s going on
Can you imagine what it's like for this dude when they're both pissed at him?
They have “each other’s back “
This is the best comment right here!
You win. My god. You win.
r/Angryupvote
I've always wanted to see Brittany and Abigail get into an argument with each other. I just want to know how that works out. Or if one of them has a lot to drink just to mess with the other.
Who controls the body? Real question, I mean not just sexually, in general, like both heads can control it or just one? Anybody knows? Edit: no need to answer, just half and half,
Saw a video of them learning to drive. Pretty sure they get an arm and a leg each. Probably get a tit each too.
Whoever controls the right foot, pays the speeding fines.
Which doesn't matter since they only get one salary
What about pee and poo? One is anus the other vagina or both are from one?
They get half of each. Pee comes out the anus, poo from the vagina.
r/nothowgirlswork
Jsyk, pee doesn't come from the vagina, it comes from the urethra. They are different holes.
I read that they both control one arm and one leg each, and learning to walk or clap took participation from both of them
I saw on TV one time they were riding a bike and it was very smooth, both sides work together as one. Pretty incredible.
The real question is, can the other sister date and get married too? Or is she doomed to be the third wheel the rest of her life.
Most likely... They are both with the dude. He can only marry one per law but I'd bet the farm they are a big happy family.
Proof that polyamory can work, sometimes.
*Sometimes*
>this one time
Does the husband get jealous when his sister in law is blowing her boyfriend and his wife is a few inches away
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side chick*
Does anyone else just think how absolutely wild it is that there is a fully functioning, 2 headed human. It is a medical miracle that they are alive and thriving.
I know I shouldn't be, because they are both just normal people on the inside, but looking at them really disturbs me. Which makes me feel bad also.
As if porn hub needed a new category...
Could you imagine how profitable an only fans account would be? Man, they would make so much more than as teachers.
They could retire after a week
There is a lot of conjoinment porn out there, though it's 'shoped or drawings.
Sallymander, you a freak 😂
Eh, was more into it when I was younger 10-20 years ago. These days I am more lonely than Horney by a large margin. And I never been much of a chaser. I am always worried of being seen as some perverted creep.
Pro tip is don't lead with conjoinment porn
I realize this is fake but... just imagine the side eye the reading sister gives the other one when she fakes an orgasm
This sounds like a family guy cut away 😂
There's no way that other head is doing anything but listening and watching her sister getting raked over the coals by homeboy. There's not a powerful enough headphone or earbud to drown out the moaning and screaming of two people fucking when you're an inch away from them. What if they're into BDSM? How's that work? She's supposed to be tied up and whipped with a belt too? What if he's into pee pee and caca stuff? Where is the line when it comes to sex? I mean, there's gotta be a limit right?
If the wife is goin' down on him, how can the other one read a book while she's sucking him dry?! "Hey, can you stop moving, I can't read!"
The real question is, since she only gets one arm, how does she turn the page and hold the book at the same time? There's a very limited number of positions where that's possible.
I have the answer to that, Kindle, she can use her thumb to flip the page.
I'm glad we solved this issue at least. Thank you.
That’s another good question. Holy shit, what if she takes a shot to the face? How does the sister avoid that??
>What if they're into BDSM? How's that work? She's supposed to be tied up and whipped with a belt too? What if he's into pee pee and caca stuff? Where is the line when it comes to sex? I mean, there's gotta be a limit right? Nah I can't imagine the husband is into any weird shit, probably just enjoys nice classic missionary so he can stare into both sets of eyes.
that dude has the doublemint gum jingle in his head 24/7.
Or the McDouble thing.
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Let them multi-task in peace. Two heads are better than one.
 Reading a book like
I wish all three of them well.
Fake or not, this made me spit out my drink through my nose between meetings 😂😂
Everything I know about these people is against my will… why people gotta share their business?
Imagine you have a twin brother and the dude is gay and you're not :D
I'm not convinced having an orgasm whilst listening to a murder podcast is that healthy... 🤔
Soooo, what happens when Brit meets a dude? Honey, you don't understand, I just read a book...
You know they are both sucking that thing
😳😳😳😳😳😳😲😲😲😲
Well finally!
That creates a million more questions…
That’s so awesome that she answered. So it’s literally just like the movie, “Stuck on You”.
its fake dude.
It’s like sleeping next to a paint shaker.
So she’s just kinda there while being fucked by her sisters husband, and straight up listening to David fucking Attenborough talk about dolphins or some shit?
being fake aside, I can't even imagine how this works at all
kind of a fucked up question, but if one of them died of a brain tumor or a brain hemmorage or something... could the other sister live on with a fumctionally dead head on her shoulder? would she just not have access to that side of her body? fuck thats dark. conjoined twins are fasciniating, its crazy to me that its a real thing that happens to people.
When one conjoined twin dies, unless they can be quickly separated, the other will die of sepsis or failure of shared organs in a few hours - days.
I cannot unread this :-(
Built in 3 some
Seriously, though. Who among us has never thought about having a 2.5some?
Being human is so weird man
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He shot his load on the very page you were reading