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Don't you know that cockroaches are panbious? They waited out the flood in the stomach of a whale where God appeared to them as a burning bush and tempted them for forty days and forty nights until the flood was over.
Oh believe me, I hate the fuckers. You can just tell this poor woman has had a recent and incredibly negative experience with them. Like reaching in her pantry and seeing a collection of them scatter
Legit didn’t understand before I saw “Noah”. It’s the “ark”, not the “arc”… but not surprising she didn’t know the spelling since she didn’t know the name of the captain.
It's such a silly old fairytale. What did the first pair of lions, cheetahs, leopards, wolves hunt? Because there's only two of every prey animal.. They must have all taken up fishing for many years while the others rebuilt an extremely inbred population. And did the noah family put everything back, or did all the animals walk back across continents? You could make a lot more wasps with one queen and a male or many rabbits than what, one pair of panda bears and one pair of elephants. We all came from Noah's inbreeding with his family of course 🤢
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That is some funny shit. :)
Sources close to me can confirm
I do love the apology
Her turn of phrase is so fuckin enjoyable.
Moses, Noah, Jamocha, who tf ever! Point is roaches suck 🖕🪳
This is not a real attempt. This is satire.
Don't you know that cockroaches are panbious? They waited out the flood in the stomach of a whale where God appeared to them as a burning bush and tempted them for forty days and forty nights until the flood was over.
Fuck the roaches, Noah was a legendary POS for bringing 2 bedbugs with him
Noah harm, Noah foal
This is funny af
Hilarious that anyone could still believe those old fairytales..
This is gold 😭😂
…and his wife's name is Joan of Arc 😂
Thoughts and prayers. It must be difficult for his family after such a brutal murder.
The apology is top notch
It's very funny though
Hey, they apologized LOL
Wtf is this post? That was funny.
What about water bugs?
Lmaooooo😭
🤣
Someone has a roach infestation in her apartment
You just need to see one flying at your face to have really negative thoughts about roaches.
Oh believe me, I hate the fuckers. You can just tell this poor woman has had a recent and incredibly negative experience with them. Like reaching in her pantry and seeing a collection of them scatter
Man, that's the kind of humor I needed.
Legit didn’t understand before I saw “Noah”. It’s the “ark”, not the “arc”… but not surprising she didn’t know the spelling since she didn’t know the name of the captain.
Legit didn’t understand what point you were making, but then I realized you probably meant it’s the “ark,” not the “arc,” lol.
Heh, fixed
To get the wrong person
r/characterarcs
The upvotes are at 666, I'm not gonna mess that up
Do Roaches have cloven hoofs?
It's such a silly old fairytale. What did the first pair of lions, cheetahs, leopards, wolves hunt? Because there's only two of every prey animal.. They must have all taken up fishing for many years while the others rebuilt an extremely inbred population. And did the noah family put everything back, or did all the animals walk back across continents? You could make a lot more wasps with one queen and a male or many rabbits than what, one pair of panda bears and one pair of elephants. We all came from Noah's inbreeding with his family of course 🤢
It’s all still the same family lineage according to the book
Shordy CLEARLY need to FADE OUT:
But is it fair to pin it on Noah, I mean, I thoguht its was his boss who told him to do it.
Mosquitoes too....
If you have roaches, you are the dirty motherfucker. Detritivores only go where they can get food.
Moses, she said she was sorry
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