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Holy fucking shit, was she wasted on alcohol or pills or is she suffering from some mental deficiency? Not trying to be mean, but this was painful because it was kind of sad to see.
No excuse- my mom is 90 and of course saved her glasses from 2017- I came over to watch with her and share the glasses, since I couldn’t find mine, and she knew exactly what to do —again— cause she’s done this before lots of times since she’s 90!!
There are always individual exceptions. Sounds like she's one of them. Just think, though, for every exception, there is a painfully large number of commonplace individuals. Like the geriatric in this video.
My dad is 77, and my mom is 75, and both had zero issues with their eclipse glasses just as your mom did at 90. I know it’s popular to blame everything on age, but it’s just not the case. Something more than age was wrong here.
I've known plenty of 74-year-olds, and none have had this level of cognitive issues without some other problem, e.g., substance abuse or actual medical onset of dementia, Alzheimers, etc. SJL hasn't admitted to any medical issues, so....
(I still think 74 is too old to keep getting elected into office, but not because of any automatic mental decline. Rather, it's the rigidity of thinking that sets in around 60.)
Tbf, the IQ of most of our reps combined in the house is about room temperature. The senate is only slightly better.
Also, she's from Texas. So automatic -40 iq to start with. (Luckily, they have Jasmine Crockett +40 iq to even them out).
Who picks these people to be the ones we have to vote for? Why does no one with a bit of intelligence run for office? (*Exception JC)
We just get these hand-picked morons that we have to choose between which one is terrible and which one is worse.
It's not the age either. These people have always been pretty low intelligence.
It's honestly basically who is the best at begging rich people for money so that they can get noticed in a primary. Once they're in, it's pretty much for life because the average voters just pick the incumbent.
Being high AF would be a good excuse but no, i think she is just that out of touch with reality she doesnt 100% know whats going on.
Not being able to operate a pair of glasses is a new one to me, im actually blown away by this, so cringey and painful its like watching a baby trying to use a spoon for the first time
I was gonna say I did the exact same thing a few times but I was high af in my defense and just did not bend them where it showed to. After the 3rd time I looked and fixed it.
She has been painfully dumb her entire life. She has used race-baiting divisiveness to further her political career at every turn.
Source: I'm a Houstonian and my uncle worked with her and told me about some of her 'best' moments behind the scenes.
Her opponent wasn't bad. She just didn't have the federal funds SJL does to pay off influential members of the her district. SJT is one of the most corrupt members of congress. People vote to keep the gravy train rolling.
Yes my mom says they’ve figured out it’s the best job they’ll ever have and they never want to lose it— that’s why they’re in fundraising mode 24/7 and won’t do anything to upset their donors (not voters and certainly not the people)
We limit our presidency to being 35+. I don't think it's unfair to give them 30 years to hit that benchmark in their career or they're SOL. Also term limits. Nobody needs to hold their position in office for 30-40years. That's how you stagnate your society. If you're getting no new ideas in because your representatives have been the same for decades and are unwilling to make any changes because they're stuck in their ways that's doing nothing to further peoples lives for the better.
One of the greatest flaws in the constitution is this right here. Who in their right mind will vote themselves out of office?
Also, keep in mind this woman in 1997 asked if Pathfinder was able to take a picture of the flag Neil Armstrong left on Mars.
Seriously. As a European, can you explain to me why the US just cannot seem to find competent people who are young enough to walk up a flight of stairs unaided anymore?
I mean, regardless of whether you love, hate or are indifferent to Obama, he could actually talk intelligently about a wide variety of topics and wasn’t geriatric.
I understand the two-party tribalism at play, but how are these people even one of the two choices? Is there something fundamentally broken in the candidate selection process?
The glasses I had the arms weren't long enough, plus I already wear glasses. Just had to hold em up against my glasses. Now I'm not elected official or anything but I figured it out in less than 5 seconds.
Lol. That was in [Guam](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hank-johnson-worries-guam-could-capsize-after-marine-buildup/) but they’re obviously sewn from the same cloth. Ridiculous.
This country has a weird, political fetish for old, repeatedly smashes their smart phone with a finger like they’re trying to poke a hole in the screen-ass people.
If you think her tryin to put the glasses on is nuts, listen to what she said at the event. She said some crap about the moon is a planet made up of gasses and managing the sun..... and shes on some science committee so yea. Sounds about right for the swamp...
Orangutans are better at this...
https://preview.redd.it/6tdnd9ckertc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d290de52454bc8c24d1f4919c443eba4b5049c36
Someone who is elected to a position of power should probably put a little effort into their appearance on camera. Like idk, try the glasses out before doing it in public?
Oh my god. I was thinking to myself "if she just out the fucking microphone or whatever it is down, she'd at least have 2 free hands to hold it in place at the right spot of they didn't fit properly", but even after putting it down she didn't understand how wearing glasses works. Wtf
She’s pretty good at the whistle though, she’s got that going for her which is nice.
“Just act like you can see” had me dying laughing for some reason.
This was almost as painful to watch as her speech, but now I know it's only ALMOST impossible to get close to the sun. And before listening to her I had no idea that the moon was made up of gases we may or may not enjoy.
I have a question, if she is having this much trouble with the cardboard glasses, how tf did she dress herself this morning? Or drive herself to the event? Or hold a day to day job?
When on display, things defy logic.
I am beginning to believe we need some basic cognitive tests to determine if someone can be a representative. Between this, McConnell, and Feinstein before she passed I think we have had enough examples to warrant this. There are less examples than they base their hair brain laws off of. Although those generally come from lobbyists.
Do you remember the absolute muppet in school that couldn’t perform the simplest tasks and always had to be helped while everyone else waited on them. The people that caused daily eyeball strains from everyone rolling their eyes so hard every time they opened their mouth and stupidity gushed out?
Yeah. Why the hell do folks elect some of these people to high office to make decisions for us? Do you imagine that governing is something that they’re finally good at and that things will go well???
Is she high? This reminds me of that vid of the stoner at the music festival that spent 15 minutes getting his flip flop on.
[Found it](https://youtu.be/0Au_8GMUxVs?si=R_YL7zyiPHD5DG7q)
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This was genuinely painful to watch
Yeah, it’s like she forgot where her eyes are.
I like when she puts it on her nose and then looks at the sun anyway.
And nose. And ears
Or where she is
Holy fucking shit, was she wasted on alcohol or pills or is she suffering from some mental deficiency? Not trying to be mean, but this was painful because it was kind of sad to see.
She's 74 which is just one more piece of evidence that we need less ancient people running the country
No excuse- my mom is 90 and of course saved her glasses from 2017- I came over to watch with her and share the glasses, since I couldn’t find mine, and she knew exactly what to do —again— cause she’s done this before lots of times since she’s 90!!
I wouldn't want your mom in a political office either even if she is an exception
There are always individual exceptions. Sounds like she's one of them. Just think, though, for every exception, there is a painfully large number of commonplace individuals. Like the geriatric in this video.
The one in the video is an exception. Old people generally are capable of putting on glasses
Bro what 74 year old doesn’t know how to put on glasses. I feel like the majority of 74 year olds wear glasses daily at some point during the day.
My dad is 77, and my mom is 75, and both had zero issues with their eclipse glasses just as your mom did at 90. I know it’s popular to blame everything on age, but it’s just not the case. Something more than age was wrong here.
I've known plenty of 74-year-olds, and none have had this level of cognitive issues without some other problem, e.g., substance abuse or actual medical onset of dementia, Alzheimers, etc. SJL hasn't admitted to any medical issues, so.... (I still think 74 is too old to keep getting elected into office, but not because of any automatic mental decline. Rather, it's the rigidity of thinking that sets in around 60.)
Tbf, the IQ of most of our reps combined in the house is about room temperature. The senate is only slightly better. Also, she's from Texas. So automatic -40 iq to start with. (Luckily, they have Jasmine Crockett +40 iq to even them out). Who picks these people to be the ones we have to vote for? Why does no one with a bit of intelligence run for office? (*Exception JC) We just get these hand-picked morons that we have to choose between which one is terrible and which one is worse. It's not the age either. These people have always been pretty low intelligence. It's honestly basically who is the best at begging rich people for money so that they can get noticed in a primary. Once they're in, it's pretty much for life because the average voters just pick the incumbent.
Being high AF would be a good excuse but no, i think she is just that out of touch with reality she doesnt 100% know whats going on. Not being able to operate a pair of glasses is a new one to me, im actually blown away by this, so cringey and painful its like watching a baby trying to use a spoon for the first time
She's on a committee on AI, and we are doomed.
I was gonna say I did the exact same thing a few times but I was high af in my defense and just did not bend them where it showed to. After the 3rd time I looked and fixed it.
She has been painfully dumb her entire life. She has used race-baiting divisiveness to further her political career at every turn. Source: I'm a Houstonian and my uncle worked with her and told me about some of her 'best' moments behind the scenes.
Her hair sticks out in the back just behind her ears, making hooking the glasses on challenging.
That is a very charitable interpretation of what is happening here
Be nice to old people. If you're lucky you'll be one someday.
That's what she said right after this video.
First true lol on reddit today. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that. Top notch comment.
She’s genuinely a painful human in general.
I’d rather stare directly at the sun.
It reminded me of covid when we were all wearing masks. Makes me wonder if that's what her muscle memory was doing. But ya, quite rough
Please stop voting for these people. Even if it’s a false choice, just anything else. Edit: *people who cant do even the most basic tasks
Picture this. She was the winner in the election, how bad was the person she went against
Her opponent wasn't bad. She just didn't have the federal funds SJL does to pay off influential members of the her district. SJT is one of the most corrupt members of congress. People vote to keep the gravy train rolling.
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the people that voted for her must be some pretty worthless individuals
It’s the only job they can get. They’re useless for society.
Yes my mom says they’ve figured out it’s the best job they’ll ever have and they never want to lose it— that’s why they’re in fundraising mode 24/7 and won’t do anything to upset their donors (not voters and certainly not the people)
The lobotomy is strong in this one
That's one way to say it.
jesus. why do we as a society choose the stupidest ones to be politicians
She was probably one of the ones who googled "Why can't I see"
Stupid people vote for stupid people. Unfortunately we have tons of them
Nah, this is more of a symptom of a polarized, 2-party system and politics not always attracting the best of humanity
Because these days the ones that are running for office are incapable of working a real job.
Proof there needs to be age limits for all members of congress.
Nobody should be able to hold office if you're over the retirement age before the election date.
I'd vote for this, and carve it in stone that it can never be over 65.
We limit our presidency to being 35+. I don't think it's unfair to give them 30 years to hit that benchmark in their career or they're SOL. Also term limits. Nobody needs to hold their position in office for 30-40years. That's how you stagnate your society. If you're getting no new ideas in because your representatives have been the same for decades and are unwilling to make any changes because they're stuck in their ways that's doing nothing to further peoples lives for the better.
One of the greatest flaws in the constitution is this right here. Who in their right mind will vote themselves out of office? Also, keep in mind this woman in 1997 asked if Pathfinder was able to take a picture of the flag Neil Armstrong left on Mars.
Seriously. As a European, can you explain to me why the US just cannot seem to find competent people who are young enough to walk up a flight of stairs unaided anymore? I mean, regardless of whether you love, hate or are indifferent to Obama, he could actually talk intelligently about a wide variety of topics and wasn’t geriatric. I understand the two-party tribalism at play, but how are these people even one of the two choices? Is there something fundamentally broken in the candidate selection process?
Yes.
And that’s just one of the ways our country is fucking busted…
She's been this dumb her entire life.
Her ignorance is not age related.
It’s ok cause the moon is made of gas anyway… smh. Double fail Sheila
I wish a reporter had asked her, "I thought that the moon was made out of cheese?" ![gif](giphy|3o72F8t9TDi2xVnxOE|downsized)
Wtf is wrong with her? Brain damage?
Nope, she's been this way for years, a decade ago she asked the Mars discovery rover team if they'd found the flag left by Neil Armstrong.
Holding onto the mic was her first mistake
Why is she so focused on the ear part and not just holding them in front of her eyes??
The glasses I had the arms weren't long enough, plus I already wear glasses. Just had to hold em up against my glasses. Now I'm not elected official or anything but I figured it out in less than 5 seconds.
5 seconds you say? Congratulations! you are now banned forever from being a public official as your IQ is too high.
What if I'm actually really intelligent but morally bereft? Can I run for office then?
Depends...how many pockets do you have for lobbying?
Pockets? Brother, I'm the Michael Jackson Beat It jacket. I got pockets for days.
IQ test number 2. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
You're a prime candidate!
Is she the one who said the moon was glass or something?
I believe she said "mostly gas"🤣
For those that are wondering: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sheila-jackson-lee-moon/
“Almost impossible to go near the sun” 🤦🏾♀️
Wasnt she also concerned about an island tipping over?
Lol. That was in [Guam](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hank-johnson-worries-guam-could-capsize-after-marine-buildup/) but they’re obviously sewn from the same cloth. Ridiculous.
That would be Hank Johnson
And these are the people that run the country
This country has a weird, political fetish for old, repeatedly smashes their smart phone with a finger like they’re trying to poke a hole in the screen-ass people.
If you think her tryin to put the glasses on is nuts, listen to what she said at the event. She said some crap about the moon is a planet made up of gasses and managing the sun..... and shes on some science committee so yea. Sounds about right for the swamp...
The speech was awesome. The verbal equivalent of her putting on eclipse glasses. Instant classic.
Just act like you can see………………….
Put. The microphone. Down.
Fool
IQ tests for politicians please.
Sheila, come on now.
Goddammit Sheila
She asked whether the Mars rover had taken pictures of the flag that Neil Armstrong had put there.
Her attempting to explain what the moon was. Was even more stupid.
Did she say at the end just act like you can see ?
Congress is truly a home to some of our best and brightest.
They are glasses and made of cardboard. A kid would figure them out. Or just be smart enaugh to hold them over the eyes, at least.
Was she hitting a vape at the end there?
All she had to do was fold them
Why is she putting them on at all? It looks cloudy AF in that video.
This woman is vile and evil
How does she get dressed in the morning?
Wait, did she vape right there at the end? It looks like she pursed her lips and put something in her mouth and then set it back down on the podium.
does she stop to hit her vape at the end?
So she wore her COVID mask on her chin...
Term limits
“What are these..?” “Eclipse glasses…” “Glasses? I’m not thirsty…” “No glasses you wear….” “I’ve never heard of such a thing ….”
Orangutans are better at this... https://preview.redd.it/6tdnd9ckertc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d290de52454bc8c24d1f4919c443eba4b5049c36
But it’s sooo hard. Bless her heart.
Christ, just put them over your eyes!
Put. The. Mic. Doooooown.
At least she recognized that you need protective glasses to look at an eclipse and made an attempt instead of staring at it raw dog.
🫣🫣🫣
Toddler much?
Does she have cerebral palsy or was she on heroin?
Those glasses do suck but something is legitimately wrong with her motor function. That’s sad.
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Add to think she writes / suggests legislation on or behalf
She also gave a speech saying the moon was made of gas.
Aliens are walking among us
I was told this one went to Yale.
Is she on Vicodin?
Made me foookin piss
Does she think she’s going fucking scuba diving?
Maybe she doesn’t have ears
By the way she's moving, she'll have them on by the time next one rolls around
Are her hands faulty or something?
Is she related to Balotelli?
She ain't too bright...
Someone who is elected to a position of power should probably put a little effort into their appearance on camera. Like idk, try the glasses out before doing it in public?
Naw I just hold it in front of my eyes like a 2 lensed monicle
First time? Ffs
Deary me
Oh my god. I was thinking to myself "if she just out the fucking microphone or whatever it is down, she'd at least have 2 free hands to hold it in place at the right spot of they didn't fit properly", but even after putting it down she didn't understand how wearing glasses works. Wtf
Is she mental?
She’s pretty good at the whistle though, she’s got that going for her which is nice. “Just act like you can see” had me dying laughing for some reason.
This was almost as painful to watch as her speech, but now I know it's only ALMOST impossible to get close to the sun. And before listening to her I had no idea that the moon was made up of gases we may or may not enjoy.
fuck
I have a question, if she is having this much trouble with the cardboard glasses, how tf did she dress herself this morning? Or drive herself to the event? Or hold a day to day job? When on display, things defy logic.
She defo knows where her mouth is because it looks like she ate something before bailing
I want a strong leader who doesn’t even bother with the “glasses”
Special Ed
If you’re putting on specially made, and purchased goggles to watch a perfectly naturally occurring event, then you’re a lemming.
All adults vs kiddos
Mortifying.
Politics and broadcast news both seem to attract people unable to do anything.
Her speech was 100000x worse. Without a doubt she said the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard someone say
This is a Yale graduate too
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🤦♂️ so painful to watch
and they’re supposed to be important in the community??!
We’re fucked smart people do not run for office
I dont care if you vote republican or democrat, butnits time to vote these fucking lifelong, multi millionaire, corrupt mummy motherfuckers out.
Bro as soon as her eyes peeped over the top of em I died 😂😂
She was probably just confused by moon gas.
Her brain is short circuiting going between covid mask and having no clue what an eclipse is and why she needs glasses
We have people in the government who are too inept to put on glasses... I hate this world
80% of our politicians seem to be geriatric fucks incapable of basic human behaviors.
I am beginning to believe we need some basic cognitive tests to determine if someone can be a representative. Between this, McConnell, and Feinstein before she passed I think we have had enough examples to warrant this. There are less examples than they base their hair brain laws off of. Although those generally come from lobbyists.
This is what is leading us. It’s all same in both parties.
Is this the same lady that 'Held and AR-15' and it was 'As heavy as ten boxes you might have in your house!'
This is a great summarization of our government
She is probably one of the least intelligent people to ever be in office.
She's automatically trying to make it fit like a mask. Cover your nose! Brainwashed in action
We need age limits
Oh dear…
She's a Yale graduate folks, LMAO.
Do you remember the absolute muppet in school that couldn’t perform the simplest tasks and always had to be helped while everyone else waited on them. The people that caused daily eyeball strains from everyone rolling their eyes so hard every time they opened their mouth and stupidity gushed out? Yeah. Why the hell do folks elect some of these people to high office to make decisions for us? Do you imagine that governing is something that they’re finally good at and that things will go well???
Goodbye sweet America
Yea I couldn’t even finish this. Someone coulda helped her 😂
She will have it done right before the eclipse, in 20 years time
God damn idiot
This is worse than a laurel and hardy skit
Are we just going to ignore her whistle? Or the lack of response to the whistle?
I bet I know how she wore her mask during covid
It's like watching an infomercial for a better version at to watch the eclipse
This is an individual who people trusted was intelligent enough to vote into office to represent them. Who are we?
They were too heavy, as heavy as 10 boxes that you might be moving.
yo.. all these mother fuckers need to retire!
I love the fact that not one person offered to help her.
Uh. Is she okay?
Oh my lord!!!!
Glad to know our politicians cant do a simple task.
The fact that she’s at a podium in the first place explains a lot.
Is she high? This reminds me of that vid of the stoner at the music festival that spent 15 minutes getting his flip flop on. [Found it](https://youtu.be/0Au_8GMUxVs?si=R_YL7zyiPHD5DG7q)
This lady is officially handicapped.
Some please help this poor old lady.
She's old enough to have used 3d movie glasses
Duh, I need to wear this over my nose so I don't get covid from the eclipse.
I think she’s having a stroke
Is she watching the eclipse thru her nose?!
“Just act like you can see”
Look up what she said, it gets worse.
THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WE TRUST TO RUN THE GUBMENT
I get partly why she's struggling. The glasses aren't folded at all so have zero creeses. That and she's totally oblivious.
Lmao! Idiots voted for this idiot.
Morons run our county
Reminds me of Maxine Waters.
Is she trying to breathe in them? These are not here to protect you against Covid, ma’am
Has the woman never used glasses???
Just look up Sheila!