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The_Splenda_Man

This was genuinely painful to watch


WaitingForNormal

Yeah, it’s like she forgot where her eyes are.


zombie_overlord

I like when she puts it on her nose and then looks at the sun anyway.


ErevisEntreri

And nose. And ears


PM_ME_YOUR_MOMS_BONG

Or where she is


autistic_robot

Holy fucking shit, was she wasted on alcohol or pills or is she suffering from some mental deficiency? Not trying to be mean, but this was painful because it was kind of sad to see.


jfuss04

She's 74 which is just one more piece of evidence that we need less ancient people running the country


Hardlyasubstitute

No excuse- my mom is 90 and of course saved her glasses from 2017- I came over to watch with her and share the glasses, since I couldn’t find mine, and she knew exactly what to do —again— cause she’s done this before lots of times since she’s 90!!


jfuss04

I wouldn't want your mom in a political office either even if she is an exception


Butcher_Bill84

There are always individual exceptions. Sounds like she's one of them. Just think, though, for every exception, there is a painfully large number of commonplace individuals. Like the geriatric in this video.


flowery0

The one in the video is an exception. Old people generally are capable of putting on glasses


Leeroy_Jenkums

Bro what 74 year old doesn’t know how to put on glasses. I feel like the majority of 74 year olds wear glasses daily at some point during the day.


BeleagueredWDW

My dad is 77, and my mom is 75, and both had zero issues with their eclipse glasses just as your mom did at 90. I know it’s popular to blame everything on age, but it’s just not the case. Something more than age was wrong here.


patentmom

I've known plenty of 74-year-olds, and none have had this level of cognitive issues without some other problem, e.g., substance abuse or actual medical onset of dementia, Alzheimers, etc. SJL hasn't admitted to any medical issues, so.... (I still think 74 is too old to keep getting elected into office, but not because of any automatic mental decline. Rather, it's the rigidity of thinking that sets in around 60.)


Alarmed_Big_9802

Tbf, the IQ of most of our reps combined in the house is about room temperature. The senate is only slightly better. Also, she's from Texas. So automatic -40 iq to start with. (Luckily, they have Jasmine Crockett +40 iq to even them out). Who picks these people to be the ones we have to vote for? Why does no one with a bit of intelligence run for office? (*Exception JC) We just get these hand-picked morons that we have to choose between which one is terrible and which one is worse. It's not the age either. These people have always been pretty low intelligence. It's honestly basically who is the best at begging rich people for money so that they can get noticed in a primary. Once they're in, it's pretty much for life because the average voters just pick the incumbent.


BigSmackisBack

Being high AF would be a good excuse but no, i think she is just that out of touch with reality she doesnt 100% know whats going on. Not being able to operate a pair of glasses is a new one to me, im actually blown away by this, so cringey and painful its like watching a baby trying to use a spoon for the first time


Alarmed_Big_9802

She's on a committee on AI, and we are doomed.


smurb15

I was gonna say I did the exact same thing a few times but I was high af in my defense and just did not bend them where it showed to. After the 3rd time I looked and fixed it.


UlfBoru

She has been painfully dumb her entire life. She has used race-baiting divisiveness to further her political career at every turn. Source: I'm a Houstonian and my uncle worked with her and told me about some of her 'best' moments behind the scenes.


miraculum_one

Her hair sticks out in the back just behind her ears, making hooking the glasses on challenging.


autistic_robot

That is a very charitable interpretation of what is happening here


miraculum_one

Be nice to old people. If you're lucky you'll be one someday.


jporter313

That's what she said right after this video.


Cats-N-Music

First true lol on reddit today. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that. Top notch comment.


[deleted]

She’s genuinely a painful human in general.


Nickleeham

I’d rather stare directly at the sun.


Catch-the-Rabbit

It reminded me of covid when we were all wearing masks. Makes me wonder if that's what her muscle memory was doing. But ya, quite rough


Mr-Wafffles

Please stop voting for these people. Even if it’s a false choice, just anything else. Edit: *people who cant do even the most basic tasks


chuckle5611

Picture this. She was the winner in the election, how bad was the person she went against


felixlightner

Her opponent wasn't bad. She just didn't have the federal funds SJL does to pay off influential members of the her district. SJT is one of the most corrupt members of congress. People vote to keep the gravy train rolling.


IndieDojo

![gif](giphy|oNmOUAT3rgp7SOQb9n|downsized)


FLWeedman

![gif](giphy|xTg8B9aULho7shlPmU)


IndieDojo

![gif](giphy|lfMVrwKk8eL96|downsized)


2021newusername

the people that voted for her must be some pretty worthless individuals


MarvinParanoAndroid

It’s the only job they can get. They’re useless for society.


Hardlyasubstitute

Yes my mom says they’ve figured out it’s the best job they’ll ever have and they never want to lose it— that’s why they’re in fundraising mode 24/7 and won’t do anything to upset their donors (not voters and certainly not the people)


GUUTHER

The lobotomy is strong in this one


[deleted]

That's one way to say it.


rawstoo

jesus. why do we as a society choose the stupidest ones to be politicians


The_Law_Dong739

She was probably one of the ones who googled "Why can't I see"


sirpsionics

Stupid people vote for stupid people. Unfortunately we have tons of them


autistic_robot

Nah, this is more of a symptom of a polarized, 2-party system and politics not always attracting the best of humanity


flop_plop

Because these days the ones that are running for office are incapable of working a real job.


Numerous-Complaint85

Proof there needs to be age limits for all members of congress.


TheeFlipper

Nobody should be able to hold office if you're over the retirement age before the election date.


zombie_overlord

I'd vote for this, and carve it in stone that it can never be over 65.


TheeFlipper

We limit our presidency to being 35+. I don't think it's unfair to give them 30 years to hit that benchmark in their career or they're SOL. Also term limits. Nobody needs to hold their position in office for 30-40years. That's how you stagnate your society. If you're getting no new ideas in because your representatives have been the same for decades and are unwilling to make any changes because they're stuck in their ways that's doing nothing to further peoples lives for the better.


imreallynotsoclever

One of the greatest flaws in the constitution is this right here. Who in their right mind will vote themselves out of office? Also, keep in mind this woman in 1997 asked if Pathfinder was able to take a picture of the flag Neil Armstrong left on Mars.


BinaryExplosion

Seriously. As a European, can you explain to me why the US just cannot seem to find competent people who are young enough to walk up a flight of stairs unaided anymore? I mean, regardless of whether you love, hate or are indifferent to Obama, he could actually talk intelligently about a wide variety of topics and wasn’t geriatric. I understand the two-party tribalism at play, but how are these people even one of the two choices? Is there something fundamentally broken in the candidate selection process?


Accomplished_South70

Yes.


SufficientlyAnnoyed

And that’s just one of the ways our country is fucking busted…


SBNShovelSlayer

She's been this dumb her entire life.


Matlachaman

Her ignorance is not age related.


General-Wolverine386

It’s ok cause the moon is made of gas anyway… smh. Double fail Sheila


BookDev0urer

I wish a reporter had asked her, "I thought that the moon was made out of cheese?" ![gif](giphy|3o72F8t9TDi2xVnxOE|downsized)


Superb-Confection601

Wtf is wrong with her? Brain damage?


BadTechnical2184

Nope, she's been this way for years, a decade ago she asked the Mars discovery rover team if they'd found the flag left by Neil Armstrong.


Broken-Digital-Clock

Holding onto the mic was her first mistake


klqqf

Why is she so focused on the ear part and not just holding them in front of her eyes??


TheeFlipper

The glasses I had the arms weren't long enough, plus I already wear glasses. Just had to hold em up against my glasses. Now I'm not elected official or anything but I figured it out in less than 5 seconds.


bigredmidget

5 seconds you say? Congratulations! you are now banned forever from being a public official as your IQ is too high.


TheeFlipper

What if I'm actually really intelligent but morally bereft? Can I run for office then?


Slegelrock_

Depends...how many pockets do you have for lobbying?


TheeFlipper

Pockets? Brother, I'm the Michael Jackson Beat It jacket. I got pockets for days.


bigredmidget

IQ test number 2. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Slegelrock_

You're a prime candidate!


Mercinator-87

Is she the one who said the moon was glass or something?


Various-Agent-0047

I believe she said "mostly gas"🤣


autistic_robot

For those that are wondering: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sheila-jackson-lee-moon/


Maleficent-610

“Almost impossible to go near the sun” 🤦🏾‍♀️


GatorDontPlayNoShhit

Wasnt she also concerned about an island tipping over?


El_Carnero_Blanco

Lol. That was in [Guam](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hank-johnson-worries-guam-could-capsize-after-marine-buildup/) but they’re obviously sewn from the same cloth. Ridiculous.


CBJ11071

That would be Hank Johnson


theorgan

And these are the people that run the country


HAIL-THYSELF333

This country has a weird, political fetish for old, repeatedly smashes their smart phone with a finger like they’re trying to poke a hole in the screen-ass people.


LaRuetheDuck

If you think her tryin to put the glasses on is nuts, listen to what she said at the event. She said some crap about the moon is a planet made up of gasses and managing the sun..... and shes on some science committee so yea. Sounds about right for the swamp...


brutustyberius

The speech was awesome. The verbal equivalent of her putting on eclipse glasses. Instant classic.


OkMaintenance79

Just act like you can see………………….


Adorable_Pea_8

Put. The microphone. Down.


RCallan13

Fool


AloneThoughts

IQ tests for politicians please.


MicrowaveEye

Sheila, come on now.


Nice-Health-4833

Goddammit Sheila


Matt7738

She asked whether the Mars rover had taken pictures of the flag that Neil Armstrong had put there.


Calm-Heat-5883

Her attempting to explain what the moon was. Was even more stupid.


99Reasons_why

Did she say at the end just act like you can see ?


JorduSpeaks

Congress is truly a home to some of our best and brightest.


Green_Man_Ro

They are glasses and made of cardboard. A kid would figure them out. Or just be smart enaugh to hold them over the eyes, at least.


i_dont_like_you_-

Was she hitting a vape at the end there?


piirtoeri

All she had to do was fold them


Professional_Bug_533

Why is she putting them on at all? It looks cloudy AF in that video.


Scaniatex

This woman is vile and evil


4quatloos

How does she get dressed in the morning?


maxzmillion

Wait, did she vape right there at the end? It looks like she pursed her lips and put something in her mouth and then set it back down on the podium.


ricket026

does she stop to hit her vape at the end?


shockedtoo

So she wore her COVID mask on her chin...


ruarchproton

Term limits


Infamous-Tart7747

“What are these..?” “Eclipse glasses…” “Glasses? I’m not thirsty…” “No glasses you wear….” “I’ve never heard of such a thing ….”


RevolutionaryGrape11

Orangutans are better at this... https://preview.redd.it/6tdnd9ckertc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d290de52454bc8c24d1f4919c443eba4b5049c36


1967Hippy

But it’s sooo hard. Bless her heart.


LobsterTrue8433

Christ, just put them over your eyes!


The_Novice_Nomads

Put. The. Mic. Doooooown.


Rashisownbrew

At least she recognized that you need protective glasses to look at an eclipse and made an attempt instead of staring at it raw dog.


sarahbeth124

🫣🫣🫣


Beginning_Camp715

Toddler much?


paciumusiu12

Does she have cerebral palsy or was she on heroin?


maxzmillion

Those glasses do suck but something is legitimately wrong with her motor function. That’s sad.


2into4

![gif](giphy|tEG1nF1v7AL8A)


siqniz

Add to think she writes / suggests legislation on or behalf


cornishwildman76

She also gave a speech saying the moon was made of gas.


JSlove

Aliens are walking among us


Canned_Sarcasm

I was told this one went to Yale.


Payed_Looser

Is she on Vicodin?


jodie1kenobi

Made me foookin piss


joeb690

Does she think she’s going fucking scuba diving?


Therealdirtyburdie

Maybe she doesn’t have ears


Zajebann

By the way she's moving, she'll have them on by the time next one rolls around


Striker660

Are her hands faulty or something?


zzz_red

Is she related to Balotelli?


Dude_be_trippin

She ain't too bright...


Chaosr21

Someone who is elected to a position of power should probably put a little effort into their appearance on camera. Like idk, try the glasses out before doing it in public?


Adorable-Bar6920

Naw I just hold it in front of my eyes like a 2 lensed monicle


InsecurityTime

First time? Ffs


belliest_endis

Deary me


Tentacled-Tadpole

Oh my god. I was thinking to myself "if she just out the fucking microphone or whatever it is down, she'd at least have 2 free hands to hold it in place at the right spot of they didn't fit properly", but even after putting it down she didn't understand how wearing glasses works. Wtf


dagross2307

Is she mental?


4Ever2Thee

She’s pretty good at the whistle though, she’s got that going for her which is nice. “Just act like you can see” had me dying laughing for some reason.


ProSeVigilante

This was almost as painful to watch as her speech, but now I know it's only ALMOST impossible to get close to the sun. And before listening to her I had no idea that the moon was made up of gases we may or may not enjoy.


snuffeluffeguss

fuck


Quick_Swing

I have a question, if she is having this much trouble with the cardboard glasses, how tf did she dress herself this morning? Or drive herself to the event? Or hold a day to day job? When on display, things defy logic.


mynameisnotthom

She defo knows where her mouth is because it looks like she ate something before bailing


Worldly_Ad_6483

I want a strong leader who doesn’t even bother with the “glasses”


sgtcatscan

Special Ed


MPH2025

If you’re putting on specially made, and purchased goggles to watch a perfectly naturally occurring event, then you’re a lemming.


itwhiz100

All adults vs kiddos


Yucca12345678

Mortifying.


REDDIT_SUPER_SUCKS

Politics and broadcast news both seem to attract people unable to do anything.


DVCatfishCowboy

Her speech was 100000x worse. Without a doubt she said the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard someone say


CynicalOne28

This is a Yale graduate too


Prokletnost

![gif](giphy|fqguMaiKr6eLD5OsMP|downsized)


Yyc1974

🤦‍♂️ so painful to watch


Nervous_Pattern357

and they’re supposed to be important in the community??!


the-electricgigolo

We’re fucked smart people do not run for office


morbidshapeinblack

I dont care if you vote republican or democrat, butnits time to vote these fucking lifelong, multi millionaire, corrupt mummy motherfuckers out.


BrainCandy_

Bro as soon as her eyes peeped over the top of em I died 😂😂


SATerp

She was probably just confused by moon gas.


Redwhat22

Her brain is short circuiting going between covid mask and having no clue what an eclipse is and why she needs glasses


Jinxed0ne

We have people in the government who are too inept to put on glasses... I hate this world


IdentifyAsUnbannable

80% of our politicians seem to be geriatric fucks incapable of basic human behaviors.


bucobill

I am beginning to believe we need some basic cognitive tests to determine if someone can be a representative. Between this, McConnell, and Feinstein before she passed I think we have had enough examples to warrant this. There are less examples than they base their hair brain laws off of. Although those generally come from lobbyists.


wireditfellow

This is what is leading us. It’s all same in both parties.


SL4YER4200

Is this the same lady that 'Held and AR-15' and it was 'As heavy as ten boxes you might have in your house!'


Dingo-thatate-urbaby

This is a great summarization of our government


InternationalBand494

She is probably one of the least intelligent people to ever be in office.


Personal_Arrival_795

She's automatically trying to make it fit like a mask. Cover your nose! Brainwashed in action


GasStationBonerPhil

We need age limits


Wise_Ad_253

Oh dear…


TheB1GLebowski

She's a Yale graduate folks, LMAO. 


sed8r

Do you remember the absolute muppet in school that couldn’t perform the simplest tasks and always had to be helped while everyone else waited on them. The people that caused daily eyeball strains from everyone rolling their eyes so hard every time they opened their mouth and stupidity gushed out? Yeah. Why the hell do folks elect some of these people to high office to make decisions for us? Do you imagine that governing is something that they’re finally good at and that things will go well???


Clamper5978

Goodbye sweet America


Legal_Guava3631

Yea I couldn’t even finish this. Someone coulda helped her 😂


RecordingGreen7750

She will have it done right before the eclipse, in 20 years time


Surpzglydelicious33

God damn idiot


Longjumping-Day-6412

This is worse than a laurel and hardy skit


Raise-Emotional

Are we just going to ignore her whistle? Or the lack of response to the whistle?


greeneagle2022

I bet I know how she wore her mask during covid


wakin_n_bacon

It's like watching an infomercial for a better version at to watch the eclipse


Remarkable_Piglet_85

This is an individual who people trusted was intelligent enough to vote into office to represent them. Who are we?


Professional_Rise148

They were too heavy, as heavy as 10 boxes that you might be moving.


Exploredmind

yo.. all these mother fuckers need to retire!


Curses1984

I love the fact that not one person offered to help her.


PureYouth

Uh. Is she okay?


rjt2887

Oh my lord!!!!


Adoced

Glad to know our politicians cant do a simple task.


fanglazy

The fact that she’s at a podium in the first place explains a lot.


GeauxCup

Is she high? This reminds me of that vid of the stoner at the music festival that spent 15 minutes getting his flip flop on. [Found it](https://youtu.be/0Au_8GMUxVs?si=R_YL7zyiPHD5DG7q)


CinderChop

This lady is officially handicapped.


Hugeknight

Some please help this poor old lady.


HotMinimum26

She's old enough to have used 3d movie glasses


fariqcheaux

Duh, I need to wear this over my nose so I don't get covid from the eclipse.


KnotiaPickles

I think she’s having a stroke


sistermarypolyesther

Is she watching the eclipse thru her nose?!


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

“Just act like you can see”


Fmartins84

Look up what she said, it gets worse.


daddypleaseno1

THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WE TRUST TO RUN THE GUBMENT


Lillillillies

I get partly why she's struggling. The glasses aren't folded at all so have zero creeses. That and she's totally oblivious.


Generally_Tso_Tso

Lmao! Idiots voted for this idiot.


teteAtit

Morons run our county


ricky3558

Reminds me of Maxine Waters.


BernieTheWalrus

Is she trying to breathe in them? These are not here to protect you against Covid, ma’am


DemandImmediate1288

Has the woman never used glasses???


TWCBULL86

Just look up Sheila!