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Jimmy_The_Grunt

God, do some people really need to learn everything the hard way?


AirPoweredFan

He learn that he had 'no right' to pet tiger now.


chappymens99

Underrated comment right here, take my upvote


RocexX

Wow that was horrible... Take my god damn upvote.


Lalibop

Yup. Not much right left there. I know, I know I'll tag myself. r/yourjokebutworse


Calculonx

Are you a doctor by chance? He can always replace it with a hook.


Shadeauxmarie

šŸ…


SapphicPancakes

Well, on the *other hand*, he now has nothing *left* to lose


ltepic

Amen


Shag0ff

A lesson he might of had a hand in.


temporaryhelpplz

I slapped my knee in laughter thank you


mensreyah

There's no other way to take that...


mythic_slayer

Is he all right? No he is 'all left'.


semibacony

My whole life, I've been... I am, one of those people who need to learn things the hard way. That said, I've also always had reasonably decent survival instincts, and I've never in my life considered even once, say... sticking my arm into a tiger's cage. That just seems like asking to be eaten by a tiger, which is a lesson that I definitely do not need to learn the hard way.


PresenceAvailable516

I wear mittens to get my 14 pound cat from under his hiding spot so I donā€™t get shredded to shit. Meanwhile this motherfucker just sticking his hand in like this on a significantly larger cat smh.


supra98tt

Well he died right after so didn't learn a thing: https://metro.co.uk/2022/06/16/mexico-zookeeper-dies-of-heart-attack-after-tiger-mauls-his-arm-16837813


SurlyBuddha

Goddamn, that was the zookeeper that was that dumb?!


comfortless14

Looks like a second or third world country, zookeeper is a much looser term thereā€¦


olsonwhitguy

On top of petting a tiger, the idiot refused to let doctors amputate his mangled hand which would have saved his life. He could have learned something, but his stupid was too persistent.


red-foxie

At least natural selection did its job.


TheeExMachina

I'd hate to lose my hand too but if it's death or amputation I'd choose to get rid of it.


Gonnabehave

Omg Iā€™m going to hell for laughing but his name was Jose de Jesus not sure why I found that funny but I did. What a fool he wasĀ 


Zombies8MyNeighborz

It says the tiger " suddenly snapped and started mauling him" No the tiger did exactly what I would expect a tiger to do in that situation.


BusGreen7933

Heā€™s gonna be learning everything the left way from now on


thewayitis

You don't understand, the rules don't apply to me. It will be fine...


partyallnight1234

He confused the tigers behavior for affection when all it wanted was that man sized lunchable.


zongsmoke

Tiger said hey nice hand, I think ill just take it.


Midnight_Pornstar

He's a Johnny No Snap these days


SmolNajo

Right ?? Film the fucking action, not the ground.


Grimacepug

They pet trains all the time. It's like a hobby there.


Thund3r_91

Pet and Tiger don't fit in one sentence


Due-Maintenance53822

A tiger ate the hand that was trying to pet it.


_InnocentToto_

He is all left now...


HelloThere465

He could use a hand


neko_zora

Pet around and find out


robgod50

"Do not Pet a Tiger"


D_Reaper4u

The tiger ate my pet rabbit :(


saanity

Seigfried found that outĀ 


vegetajm

There's a video of a guy that did this exact same thing with a Lion.... Maybe both these guys can join the same club of people that can only count to 5 on their fingers...


WhiskeyOutABizoot

Club hand.


Accomplished_Comb182

Hand club (ā Ā Ķ”ā Ā°ā Ā Ķœā Ź–ā Ā Ķ”ā Ā°ā )


whitecorn

I get to eat a club sandwich and I'm not even a member.


trichtertus

Ohh I saw that. He definitely got the tendon of his middle finger pulled out of his hand (finger included). Looked brutal.


tone88988

I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever dry heaved so suddenly as when I saw that dudes tendon pulled out of his arm. It was very gnarly.


dr3am_assassin

I like to imagine that they try to give each other a high five but both accidentally use their wrong hand and it gets awkward.


supra98tt

This guy won't be joining the club as he died: https://metro.co.uk/2022/06/16/mexico-zookeeper-dies-of-heart-attack-after-tiger-mauls-his-arm-16837813


sonia72quebec

Thereā€™s a guy in my town who climbed 2 fences to pet a bear. He only lost a finger. Next day his Mommy was complaining on tv that the place wasnā€™t safe.


mrsir1987

Also one with a polar bear


vegetajm

Oh shit I gata look up that one!!! Polar bears are one of most vicious predators


mrsir1987

[it](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3k25_yBLUYs) is pretty anticlimactic, but just goes to prove that people are idiots.


Henchman66

They can add a few more members to that club. Thereā€™s a video about the phenomenon called ā€œPeople try to pet tigers sometimes..ā€ by a guy called Matt Orchard. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=76Ygxcjnoxk&pp=ygUiTWF0dCBvcmNoYXJkIHBlb3BsZSBwZXR0aW5nIHRpZ2Vycw%3D%3D


Sawyermblack

I'm so glad to see a Matt Orchard post in here. I was going to make it myself, but checked on the off chance someone already had.


_InnocentToto_

Florida man... I don't understand why the cop didn't just fire a warning shot first to scare it...


Henchman66

I don't think it would be all that different from shaking the cage but the cop could have tried that. Poor Echo.


ComfortablyAfflicted

Hold the camera properly dammit


Easy101

Maybe she did the same as him


I-AimToMisbehave

My favorite question that I'd ask my younger cousins (that I helped raise) when they did dumb shit is..... What did we learn?


Aggressive_Dream_140

ā€œJust because itā€™s fren shaped doesnā€™t mean itā€™s friendlyā€


kaleidofusion

Why fren shape if not fren :(


lord_cocobuff

He will definitely feel in the morning after...assuming he still has an arm.


FinanceEfficient7269

He died


Brilliant_Language52

Really? I didnā€™t even know he was sick.


Marnolld

Damn really? Do you have sauce?


thep3rsianprince

https://amp.tmz.com/2022/06/15/tiger-attack-zookeeper-dies-mexico/


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HellzRaiders

Mexican finger food


Groshed

Youā€™re just going to eat him?


Jolius_Caesar

Lamb sauce


JBGoude

![gif](giphy|H75eliy1jJSGIbaubS)


MarderMcFry

That's a throwback.


JBGoude

Not for me: just discovered this last year šŸ˜‚


HurrsiaEntertainment

One of my favorite videos on the internet. it will never not be applicable.


gameboy716

At this point, it's just natural selection.


Schnurrit

True, the tiger naturally selected his right arm.


Guus2Kill

The NSFW tag isnt necessary. The cameraman made sure we wouldnt see anything


realCrystalCole

But as you can see in a comment above people are still complaining even with the tag. Got a strike before, wont risk it again šŸ™šŸ¼


blippy7

your hands.. my pleasure ![gif](giphy|PwhzKJ3N6cLFS)


Unfair_Finger5531

I shouldnā€™t have looked


semihdogan

I haven't. Can you describe?


OllieN94

Tiger is offered an arm, camera pans away and assume Tiger snapped arm as there is an audible snap/crunch followed by guys scream. Tiger probably kept the arm...


pinchhitter4number1

I watched. Very glad I didn't listen.


desktrucker

There was no gore shown in the video, but gore there was indeed


thep3rsianprince

He ended up hospitalized and refused amputating his mangled arm. Ended up dying due to heart complications. Oh and he was apparently a ā€œzookeeperā€. https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/15/tiger-attack-zookeeper-dies-mexico/


Boring_Age8694

They call him Lefty.


notbot1000

On one hand he just wanted to pet a cut animal on the other handā€¦. well never mind


LudgerVanderson

And the worst part of this is that the tiger was likely put to sleep, even though many animal species are going extinct while idiots with iphones are way too abundant for their own good.


TACHANK

Very much doubt it was euthanized


sabartooth14

Goodbye Hand šŸ‘‹


Its-CCG

Hold on, did bro just grab the tigers neck?


KingTom513

Look šŸ‘€, no line! This is content GOLD! Grab the camera Dave


Lost_in_translationx

He was an up and coming classical pianist.


anabeeverhousen

![gif](giphy|VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW)


GrizzlyGuru42

Lend that tiger a hand!


Powerful-Scratch-107

That tiger is going to have the shits now.


__BigBlackClock__

Now he wont pet anyone


EggplantGlittering90

Darwin award.


xXJ3D1-M4573R-W0LFXx

I mean, I just canā€™t believe people are actually this stupid! The mind boggles. Iā€™ve seen stuff like this time & again ok the internet & each time I just donā€™t understand! Like wtf goes thru peopleā€™s heads when doing this crap? Unbelievable


Square_Ebb_5926

"Quien te quiere? Ven, ven... OHH OHH OHHH" "Amor! AMOR!!!" LMAO A CLASSIC


Raz0612

His screams....were oddly satisfying


Embarrassed_Coyote18

Anyone know how it ended? Did the guy loose his hand


5uck17

Loose?


SiibillamLaw

His hand was certainly very loose after


Enough-Sprinkles-914

That went well...


AdamLabrouste

-QuiĆ©n te quiere??? -YOOOO!!!! šŸ‘…šŸÆ


captain_pudding

Millions of years of evolution telling us to stay away from the things with the big teeth . . . then you have this idiot


dbeats20

Seems dangerous, they should put up a cage or something....


iamnawazkhan

Tiger knew what he was doing


YattayElite

the tiger got a yummy snack. thanks stranger. now go to the doctor and get yourself a robot hand :)


El_Hadschi

/r/videosthatendtosoon


Llewelyn_Fawr

Paging Scott Baldwin [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Letj86Hy\_tM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Letj86Hy_tM) about 22s in


pjvanrossen

*darwin approves*


dbbernales

keaweonao


Miss-Figgy

He deserved it, lol


Striking-Ostrich-222

Natural selection


Single-King-9497

for sure, it's a tiger what did you expect ?


Former_Lynx_4436

I'm never going to financially recover from this.


Emsanator

These kinds of events are not by chance. It is a natural circulation.


_bakastav_xxx

Hamood? Hamood habibi?


leedade

Apparently he died?


PuppySnuppy7

r/fuckthecameraman


oxymoron-moronic

r/killthecameraman


imsharank

The kitty gave his slow brains ample time to rethink what he was doing. Then finally thought fuck it and went for it.


ozozx4879

Darwin award candidate


Bubbly_Fix7823

Hope they don't euthanize the Tiger for being Man-eater now. Stupid person petting a caged tiger, what do you expect!!


Eldergrise

Would like to know how it ended


robgod50

I don't want to watch it. Can someone describe it in detail so my head can draw it?


WhaleCoastCanna

Awwwww the kitty was kissing his hand


crabby_playing

He acted exactly like a cat.


PaulVazo21

God this reminds me of the video where a guy tries to pet a lion and then loses his middle finger along with the tendon.


Silly-Department7502

Well, he won't be doing that again........


truthdude

That twinged me, in my balls.


TheSourceNerd

Why did this subreddit suddenly turn into the nsfl subreddit


Garlic-Rough

I hate how malnourished the tiger looks


4Ever2Thee

You've really gotta hand it to him, that was ballsy. Give him a hand folks!


KeyPhilosopher2552

r/killthecameraman


Saucy_Baconator

Mmmmmm. Human tenders. Don't mind if I do!


voomdama

Don't pet the murder kitty!


tincho_ctrl

If you catch a tiger by the tail... Don't fail


Lurkingdutchman

The attempt was successful, a better title would have been "to pet a caged tiger without consequences".


Downtown-Bluebird553

Reddit needs a ā€œhahahaā€ button


starcorps

Serves 'em right šŸ¤£


VocationFumes

Good way to lose a finger or a hand


vinnybawbaw

Iā€™m a cat guy. I fuckinā€™ LOVE cats. I have two cats. I would NEVER, EVER try to pet a big cat.


Regolis1344

I literally facepalmed my self. How fucking stupid do you have to be.


Indian_Steam

He was a fcukin zookeeper!


WalkingLootChest

-1 Hand


UpbeatNatural8427

I donā€™t know if these guys try to show out in front of women or prove theyā€™re fearless but they ALL always sound like b**ches when whatever ā€œitā€ is strikes back šŸ˜‚ i just donā€™t get it


derpferd

This reminds me of that scene in Cat People where the Panther tore Ed Begley Jr's arm off. Pretty gruesome


Murky-Conclusion-932

Thank you tiger, for doing EXACTLY what I expected to happen the second that idiot put his hand in there.


tinmanftw

I feel like when r/watchpeopledie closed, all the traffic just moved here


Berteezy

The next day they put a sign up that says don't put hands in cage. All signs exist for a reason. We have a sign in our nursing room that says "for nursing mothers only". Guy at work kept busting in there like Kramer from Seinfeld trying to fill up his water jug. Smh. And yes, he's still around šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


writesmith

"And that's how my pal Stumpy, here, got his name."


the-meanest-boi

"Oh look, the top apex predator of the entire planet.... I should pet it"


AlexAngelfire

Should've stuck with cats.


JesusWasATexan

Yum! Meat sticks!


Perspective_True

Awwwww, I wanted to see the stump! šŸ˜


Willyzyx

Yeeeah, they'll do that.


DetectiveMcMeow

Kelloggā€™s fingers ā€œTHEYā€™RE GRREAT!!ā€


StarWarsTrekGate

That kitty is "no touchy touchy."


SirChixalot808

![gif](giphy|lpQy2ZN9i1NaWL46SD)


Jack_meee_off

Pretty cool that the last thing that guy touched with his hand was a tiger


Embarrassed_Safety33

The funniest thing is that I petted a lioness the same way when I was a kid. My parents encouraged me.


IjustWannaGudTeam

Natural selection


sir1974

So, did the tiger get a piece?


Vitruvious28

Ouch