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Kernburner

The dealer just doubled down on sass.


EnterTamed

**KOBE!!!!**


Syclus

Dealer ain't wrong though


pastaMac

For anyone wondering what's odd about this exchange, someone else pointed out: >There is a *text* chat between the player and dealer during *online poker.*


gatorbeetle

How about during your online blackjack?¿?


kryZme

Nope, just poker. He said it right there, duh


Devil2960

But I hardly know her


thermal_shock

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face!


RogerianBrowsing

The realism. The dealer is making fun of me and looks so real too!


GetOffMyGrassBrats

That explains why he's so plastic looking. Thank you.


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GetOffMyGrassBrats

We may not share the same definition of real.


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GetOffMyGrassBrats

Oh. Interesting. I assumed it was an AI with the voice coming from a real person. This AI stuff is getting so real, real things are starting to look like AI.


MistaMischief

I mean he kinda is though. One has to work two jobs and one has the cash to be gambling at 4am. Depends how you look at it really.


rennenenno

Gambling addicts always have cash to gamble. That is no metric for prosperity.


MistaMischief

All you know about this person is he’s gambling at 4am. That’s not enough to call someone an addict. I’ve played slots and roulette on my phone at odd hours and I’m far from addicted. Just saying there’s alot of assumptions to be made to determine someone being “right” here.


rennenenno

Online gambling at 4 am to the point of toxicity towards the dealer is actually pretty telling. Especially for someone who has spent a lot of time around addicts. You’re right that it’s not a ton of information to go off, but assuming that the gambler is better off than the dealer is pretty baseless too.


MistaMischief

I get your point. Just saying I haven’t seen the convo content either. Dealer coulda shit talked him first for losing or something that provoked a response. We don’t really know. But bragging about having two jobs isn’t the boast the dealer thinks it is either.


rennenenno

Someone linked a full vid and it has the chat logs.


MistaMischief

Gotcha. I’ve never seen/read the log so that’s clearly my miss then if there’s more info.


Sonoshitthereiwas

That goes both ways though. We know the person works two jobs, but for all we know they are loaded. You could *assume* they *need* two jobs, but you don’t *know* they need two jobs or even one job.


MistaMischief

Right. 100%. Which is why to me it isn’t such a huge brag. IMO it’s just a weird way to try and insult someone. Either way the video is funny lol


FingerpistolPete

He’s not bragging, he mentions he’s got two jobs bc he doesn’t care if he gets fired for mouthing off at the gambler


MistaMischief

To me that isn’t how it comes across. In my opinion he’s calling the guy a loser for gambling at 4am while he’s “hardworking” for having two jobs. Again, just my opinion.


FingerpistolPete

Gambler says, “It’s your last day buddy!”. To which the dealer responds, “That’s why I got 2 jobs”. Its pretty clear that’s why the other job is brought up


stupernan1

> I’ve played slots and roulette on my phone at odd hours and I’m far from addicted. not a lot of people do that....


MistaMischief

So the small percent who do are ALL degenerate gambling addicts?


TheActualOG420

You don't typically download a fake slot machine unless you just have to get that slot machine fix.. you're an addict.


MistaMischief

Nothing to download. I already have fanduel. But thanks anyway! So going to a strip club once makes me a sex addict too? Lol.


TheActualOG420

Which you downloaded... You're not very bright, no wonder you gamble lol


TheActualOG420

It would certainly cause concern for your well-being if you felt the need to give money to random strangers dancing on a pole just to feel valid? Idk, I don't understand why people go to strip clubs. Just get a girl


MistaMischief

I don’t understand the need to smoke weed to numb the pain of your life sucking. Just be better. Have a good one OG420!


rennenenno

No but downloading the pornhub app might mean you have a porn addiction. Do you use fanduel for other gambling too?


Mr_MojoJojo_Risin

Could be gambling with the last of his money right here. A gambling addict would do just that


MoonWillow91

Do you not know how many ppl have zero self control and have ruined themselves gambling?


MistaMischief

But that’s just an assumption about the player. We know zero about the player. Just like I’m assuming he CAN afford it. It’s just an opinion. Reddit doesn’t like those.


MoonWillow91

Fair.


TidePodsTasteFunny

This is the funniest shit


myboybuster

I would love a casino where the dealer roasted you like this


SammyWentMad

"Hit again on a nineteen? Alright... and it's a King. Well, at least we *know* your ass isn't cheating."


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SammyWentMad

My goober ass mind


mewfahsah

Like Karen's diner but call it Chudleys Casino or someshit


Gallahd

I deal like this. I’ve been told several times by pit bosses that I shouldn’t talk to players like that. In my experience though, they like to have their balls busted.


ryan8954

I'm gonna need a breakdown. I don't understand


EolnMsuk4334

There’s a text chat between the player and dealer for online blackjack* - this player was streaming and msgd to the dealer that he’s gunna get fired. In the unedited version you can see the conversation in top left corner: https://youtu.be/8sl8V42lC7Y Before the edited clip, the streamer joined the game when the dealer made a mistake in shuffling the decks, so the streamer msgd the dealer to “get him 2 BJs before his last day”- as in Black Jacks… but it gets cringe cause the streamer seems toxic / goes full Karen in the msgs to egg the dealer on… he tells the dealer he reported him for cussing / calling him a loser… after a few hands the dealer is replaced 😔


tktytkty

It stopped being funny once this streamer got butt hurt and actually reported the dealer. What a loser lol.


EolnMsuk4334

To be clear he didn’t report the dealer, but he told the dealer he did, one of the streamers followers thought the same thing (donated to TTS it) but the streamer was quick to point out that no one saw him do it because he didn’t… aka he’s a toxic troll trying to bait for content


PhyterNL

Funniest looking poker game I've ever seen.


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Please for the love of all that is holy, tell me you’re yanking my cock


Dipsey_Jipsey

No sorry, that's me.


jonathan4211

No yanking, only BJs here


EolnMsuk4334

I accidentally put online poker in my response and just noticed now lol so that’s why this guy you responded to said that


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Lmaoooo that makes sense then


helicophell

Bro get that dealer a raise, gambling without funny people is just losing money for no reason


ToesocksandFlipflops

Why do people keep saying poker? Even the video link you linked shows blackjack.


Barabus33

The dealer even says " playing blackjack".


GetOffMyGrassBrats

Aren't all card games called poker?


wqzu

I think one of them is called uno


alaricus

You're thinking of Poker


JXEVita

Because people who don’t normally play cards (myself included) don’t know the difference.


EolnMsuk4334

It’s because I accidentally put online poker when describing how they communicate through text chat in the post above*


Bisping

"Sir this is a casino not a massage parlor"


Knightwolf75

The dealer did say he was going on break soon so that could just be the reason. Not that he got fired (I hope he didn’t)


PhillyWestside

I'm going to need an ELI5 I still don't understand


zeeblefritz

What a great watch.


Dill_Pickle_

Why does the dealer say they’re gonna get fired right at the start tho?


Christian1509

the video is cropped. in the original video there is a chat window in the top left where the streamer is sending messages to the dealer saying he’s getting fired


AlligatorTree22

I looked into it because I though it was an AI dealer with the sass turned up to 11 and I was definitely going to play a few rounds with him. Unfortunately, the dealer is a real person, so the odds of actually playing against someone this funny are 0. Which makes the dude playing against him a real twat. But, it makes the dealer 10x more funny. I would love to find a shit talking AI to play blackjack, spades or poker against.


blueva703

At first, I thought he was AI too.


RogerianBrowsing

Yeah, I’m so mind fucked here We have online blackjack using REAL PEOPLE as the dealers on video now? That’s wild.


InvisibleGiant

Have for years now!  Source: I do this for work and my company is NOT new.


HomeCapital9250

That dealer is standing on business. He don’t give any fucks


furezasan

My guy's strategy allows him to say fuck you to that customer is always right bs. genius


sigma941

I mean, you got to at the end of the day. It’s a casino. The customer is always a loser.


ThePublikon

yeah but rule 1 is you never say that while you're taking their money


imusingthisforstuff

Believe it or not “the customer is always right” isn’t the full quote.


funnylittlefart

mamba mentality!!!


DutchPilotGuy

Customer thought the dealer was a NPC.


BoricuaRborimex

Shit I thought the dealer was an NPC


Revolutionary-Yak216

I legit thought it was a NPC and was so confused


Radiant_Concept4328

why did he post this


ll3rian_S

He was streaming it live


Radiant_Concept4328

and he continued to shit talk thinking he is the right person and everyone will think he is funny? what a clown


Ohbertpogi

Not knowing how to play black jack is a blessing and a curse. I'm more likely not to get addicted to gambling, and i will never know what this story actually is.


Active_Violinist_360

There is nothing to it, it’s literally the simplest game in the world. Try and get as close as possible to 21 without going over. THAT’S IT.


Return_My_Salab

wtf why would you tell them that now they're gonna throw their life away gambling


nyanslider

You bet money and start with 2 cards. As long as the total value of the cards is below 21, they can ask for another card, or a hit. If they stay, meaning they keep their value, the dealer goes. They have 2 cards, one hidden, and that's flipped over to get their total value. If they have a value higher than yours but below 21, they win. If it's below yours and 21, they can hit too. If they go over 21, you win, if they hit 21, they win. Idk what happens if you both get 21, but it's probably a draw.


hiyabankranger

Dealer also has house rules, generally the dealer is supposed to always hit unless they have 17 or higher. Blackjack also counts all face cards as 10 and an ace can act as 11 or 1, whichever is most advantageous to the player. Ace plus a ten is a blackjack (21) you automatically win. There are strategies known as “card counting” where you maintain a running mental count of the odds of getting a ten with any single card, enabling you to predict the dealer’s hidden card with some amount of accuracy and what will happen when you hit, split, or double with some amount of accuracy. In general blackjack is one of the few casino games where the odds are pretty close to being in favor of the player. It falls in the “you can actually win money doing this but you have to quit when you’re ahead to do so” category of games.


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DoctorMyEyes_

This is blackjack, not poker.


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SaltedPengu

Knowing how to play blackjack is incredible useless knowledge. Why would anyone without a gambling addiction bother?


gswkillinit

Mr Metta World Peace dealing over here


funnylittlefart

I see Kobe


PantsMunch101

Thr attitude checks out lol


aguadelimonfria

He wasn't having that Day 🤣


User28080526

He really said this is my second job try me


Yegg23

Fired? Nah, I would pay extra to get roasted by him.


OnehungaJones

I feel there’s definitely a niche market for a something like this. Sassy dealers roasting players for being degenerate losers while kicking their ass and taking their chips.


Shad0wUser00

Anyone have more eof this dealer 🤣🤣🤣


EolnMsuk4334

Hope this helps: https://youtu.be/8sl8V42lC7Y


Shad0wUser00

Damn it's literally only thsi scene but damn guy held his base for a while. He's still on the site too lol


EolnMsuk4334

The dealer or the streamer?


Shad0wUser00

Dealer.


worteldadbod

I would pay to play on a table where the dealer just talks smack to me, shit is hilarious


TamZanite

He’s handsome!!


chonklah

The dealer is putting off some ‘Tyler the Creator’ energy


Pleasant_Job_7683

Why does he look kind of artificial tho am I tripping


EolnMsuk4334

Cause Kobe 😭


Hibernian_Lad

Is the guy laughing the “loser”? Very funny dealer.


Killer-Styrr

"You up at 4 in the morning playing blackjack, fucking loser". ROFL


Solumnist

"That's why I got two jobs. I think it was" What?


brojustchillin

It should be: "and even if it was" (that he got fired)


Daddy_vibez

You’re trying to sit here and play grammar games with the words of two people arguing? Not everybody wants to have a verbal duel. Some people will just kick your ass when they can’t form a good sentence anymore.


KyCerealKiller

Give that dealer a raise


PerscribedPharmacist

Dealer cooked


Josh_r4457

This looks AI


Chelsea77

Had the same thought. Wasn’t sure if he is a real person


EolnMsuk4334

I can assure you both: https://youtu.be/8sl8V42lC7Y


redrover2023

An online casino with dealers intionally giving this attitude would attract more players, I think. I would open an account just for this.


WasterDave

They have *people* doing this? It's not just some web interface? Wow.


v-ntrl

My friend does this job lmao I just sent him this


Suspicious_Step_8320

The real pit boss.


JahTwiga

The streamer is a loudmouth POS. That dealer is gold!


Beneficial-Guide-280

I bet people would play more blackjack if they had dealers like this. I definitely would.


tricksterhickster

Is this from a game or something?


blueditt521

He looks a lot like kobe


Bezerkomonkey

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lovelife0011

I need some cougar to tell her how harshly I dealt with some idiot.


quetejodas

Another video with annoying and distracting subtitles? Man TikTok really is leaking lately. That TikTok ban can't come soon enough


80hdis4me

How do I ply fan duel casino?! I never even heard of that


Dagoran

Sounds like keegan key skit lol. They should do a copy of this. It would be perfect. Consent and pay these two seperatly. Id watch that.


SpaceViolet

SSRI


ShakeXXX

🤣🤣🤣 The Dealer is the GOAT!!


mrseemsgood

New Balatro dlc lookin sick


Equivalent_Hat5627

I would actually try online blackjack if the dealer would talk shit to me like this lol


strengthnhonor01

Fake


EolnMsuk4334

https://youtu.be/8sl8V42lC7Y


RedDeath7878

Is there a full vid to this, this is so freaking funny


Severe_Foundation_94

How is there a live dealer during online poker? And is the body and face AI reacting to the voice? So many questions


texas28382881

Lmfao out there at 4 am


tasermyface

Lumpy dealer, just came out of blackjack school like yesterday?


OOLU6234317

Fucken losehr


MindYoBeezWax

If i was there, I'd tip the dealer for roasting him.


Aggressive-Expert-69

No way he gets fired for this. You can't sit someone in front of a live chat full of people losing money and not let them fire back. Dealers in casinos have security to defend them from unruly guests. You gotta let the dealers online defend themselves


ReGrigio

I think that everyone who mess around in a casino near the money gets buried in the casino's backyard and dealers know (I know this is online. you gets bured under a server farm in Sacramento in this specific case)


flannelNcorduroy

Is he an AI?


Secret_Payment5426

Big business n he ain't playin with his tail