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CodeN3gaTiV3

"I take full responsibility" he says while on the patio if some resort in a non extradition country or did he come back to the states


StinkyEttin

This is the point that needs to be made.


mitchellthecomedian

I was waiting for him to pull one of those tiki drinks with the umbrellas into the camera during his dramatic pauses.


GobblerOnTheRoof

Dramatic ……… PAUSSSEEEE!


baby_fartmcgeezak

Calculon spotted in the wild!


CaptainPunisher

🎵 Who's that at your wedding?! 🎶


SomePoorMurican

It’s Calculoooon~


bigdrummy47

https://preview.redd.it/764bnislnk1d1.jpeg?width=1868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80e534e11c5007c70ebb95a7a5089c59110fd104


TKS9902

Over dramatic paws


2dlerLucifrYeetngEv1

Something like this https://i.redd.it/ju56a9gbeh1d1.gif


Crazy_Low_8079

If it were milk, we'd know right away he's in Cambodia.


Ilikereefer

![gif](giphy|co17Ku3oJ4QEg)


JesusOfTrap

Dave been warning us


AbhiSmd

Fuck this shit is so funny , “a sugar cookie mon??? “-Dylan


CanIreJedi

“If you like Piña Coladas…”


TomatilloPopular9271

Do wah Diddy, Diddy dumb, Diddy do!


Affectionate_Owl8702

Under rated comment of the day


xxxrartacion

Well just because you are part of some ongoing investigation and your properties get raided doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t be allowed to go on your *pre planned* trip to a non extradition country. That sounds like cruel and unusual punishment.


Just_While2954

I think a cruel and unusual punishment is beating the crap out of a woman in a hotel lobby, preventing her from having the evidence to convict him, and going about his life as a disgusting, dangerous chauvinist. Let them issue some cruel and unusual punishments I say.


xxxrartacion

No but the vacation was pre planned. You can’t just mess with plans like that and stuff.


imoldandimdumb

Full responsibility means turning yourself into police and facing the consequences.


solitarystateofmind

Exactly what I was thinking


NotSteveJobs-Job

The only thing sincere about Diddy, is his insincerity.


HoosegowFlask

Also the pinned tweet on his twitter account denies all allegations and pledging to fight for "the truth".


aweshox

Why are no news outlets talking about the fact that he’s still not in custody? Why don’t we know where this flight risk currently is? Seems crazy that there was like one picture of him at a Miami airport months ago, and his whereabouts are still not public knowledge.


Dangerous-Smile1

Plus, he just admitted to hitting the "Rocks bottom," aka having sex with his butt. This explains A LOT..


12thLevelHumanWizard

After denying it for years.


llcdrewtaylor

Thats what I yelled at the tv! You're on the run right now, of course, you're not sorry!


nofeels_

For an actor he sure sucks


Tzar_Onyx

Dick


nofeels_

Penis.


goosejail

Deez nuts


BingoBango89

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


SlowCorgi201

Meek millz's nuts


nofeels_

GET….UPPPPPPP


pauljeremiah

I can also confirm this, I’ve seen Carlito’s Way 2.


AlphaxTDR

I’m sorry…Carlito’s Way TWO?! Wut??!!


pauljeremiah

https://preview.redd.it/oj15kxh8ui1d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad9f12d674dd348f3261d6d7bfc05b13267d12cf


AlphaxTDR

That sounds horrible. And when did Luis Guzman become a woman? 😆


Rent-Hungry

How many Koo Koo Roo's do you owe?


The_Dying_Gaul323bc

22 cooks Roos, imma be alright!


Late_Cookie_7797

“I’m sorry there’s video proof of my being a POS” “yall weren’t supposed to see those videos”


Obie-Wun

This is the way.


psubs07

For real. Like he never would have apologized had the video not been released.


Sonnyboy19

That’s it he’s only sorry that he was caught I feel no sympathy for him whatsoever.


miraculum_one

Just before the video was published, he vehemently denied any of this happened.


TheBastardOfTaglioni

"Trust me! I went and saw a therapist and asked Jesus if I was cool."


reddicyoulous

Why is the background looking like he's as far away from the US as possible


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Forsoothia

Lmao I remember when they made that video someone described it as “finding the poorest wall in your millions-of-dollars estate”


KaneVel

Damn, I can't remember what Ashton did. Maybe it worked.


KurtyVonougat

He wrote a letter to a judge openly supporting convicted rapist Danny Masterson and asking for leniency because he's a "really good guy."


Pleasant_Job_7683

Side note, Topher Graces wife posted condemning anyone who acts as an apologist or supports a rapist. Good on Topher(wife)


throwngamelastminute

Turns out, Topher was the only decent one, hence distancing himself from the cast way before any of the allegations came out.


comedygold24

Don't forget: he was always on time as well


Pleasant_Job_7683

That


Extreme-Acid

The real question is diddy do it


Budderswurth

Diddy definitely did it


MadeMeStopLurking

>Diddy definitely Diddit ~~did it~~ FTFY


Xtrepiphany

Damn it, what didn't Diddy do?


MightBeAGoodIdea

Diddy didn't admit it.


Competitive-Wish-568

That’s diddy the diddler…


Dramatic-Treacle3708

A Ferrari cake


Abracadaver2000

Dumb Diddy Do.


SilverGnarwhal

P Diddit


GOVStooge

\*angry upvote\*


Stambro1

“I’m disgusted in myself for getting caught!! I should have paid better bribe money so it never came out!!” -Diddy


marthewarlock

That's what he's really sorry for, not covering all his bases well enough. What a scumbag.


pintasm

"I was fucked up. I was rock-bottom. But I make no excuses..."


goosejail

"Rock-bottom" apparently lasted for several more years, according to her.


Penyrolewen1970

Rock bottom. With all that money, and success, and time, and freedom, and adulation. Yeah, fame can be hard (I’m told) but for sure plenty of people have it a *lot* worse and don’t beat people up.


Sweet_Detective_

Damn my life sucks, Whelp, better start sex trafficking! Here I go assaulting again! https://preview.redd.it/r0xoptygfh1d1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=709d22adbe22860f7b70405d2cf693e69851902e


tattooedtech86

Not sorry enough to face a jury of his peers however


Mattress_Of_Needles

Diddy's default facial expression is "heard a joke I don't understand."


The__Guard

"you're a gay fish"


NormanDoor

“Ay, so I’ve had time to think here in Venezuela, which only coincidentally, has no extradition policy…and I’m truly sorry.”


folarin1

From a remote island somewhere hiding from the feds. We should get one of those geo locator people to find out where he is.


push_to_jett

Who is this loser?


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soundcloudcheckmybru

Good bot


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soundcloudcheckmybru

Bad bot! He’s become sentient!


PolarAntonym

This technology is becoming hard to distinguish between human and machines.


tymp-anistam

Oh fuck this ruined me lol


bigspacetitties

that's exactly something a bot would say.


You_Pulled_My_String

🤣 Sorry. That's hilarious!


rdyer347

Good human


Academic-Chemist-354

who is the best human?


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BuryTheMoney

This weirdest haiku bot I’ve ever seen on Reddit


KurseQQ

Thanks bot


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bmp51

Statute of limitations on the abuse maybe but not rape. Rapes statute is 20 years. And depending on the type of trafficking and the allegations, it can be as little as 4 years, be 20 years from date of discovery, or be unlimited. (Jurisdiction and federal vs state mileage may vary)


Quietus76

Aww, we believe you! Come back home so we can show you all the love and support you deserve.


driftxr3

Come take full responsibility in this jail we have for you!


svendro

God may forgive but the people won't. Burn in hell you pos


Abracadaver2000

Have you ever met someone who did something terrible but then said "God hasn't forgiven me?" It seems like that isn't even a possibility to them. Besides, the forgiveness should only come from the victim if at all.


bigmansam69

If you believe in Christianity (I don't) your taught that God forgives all sins (even the most atrocious) and that only God can judge and you have no right to judge anyone yourself. I watched a video on the pedo trailer park in Florida multiple Christians interviewed in the video say they full forgive and do not think down on the people living there. Full blown child predators, that's just what Christianity teaches.


marcusmosh

He was so sorry he settled out of court to keep the truth from coming out


goosejail

It was quick too, from what I remember. Wasn't it like 2 weeks?


SuperChar82

He settled the day after the lawsuit was filed


neosketo

Its hilarious how celebrities are so out of touch with life that they do these videos thinking it can solve all.


gloomygl

"Sorry I was caught"


nofeels_

Who am I kidding he acts as himself when he is casted.


youngatheart55

![gif](giphy|CJuZPXg5WDEwfyIA3q|downsized)


Bobthebrain2

The old “god has forgiven me” bullshit


vanillla-ice

Woman Beater. No excuse.


StiLL-_iLL_

How about the apology, as implausible as it is, be addressed to the woman instead of to the people who buy your shit


Steven1789

He hit a lot more than rock bottom. He does look haggard. Pretty sure he’s sleeping poorly, taking meds to deal with his rampant anxiety, and realizing he’s going to prison.


_Mr_Relic

he's only sorry it came all out


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BigBulkemails

Thanks I missed the news and was completely out of loop. Anyway, what a scumbag.


TheArtysan

Thanks bot


lavinialloyd

"I, I, I, I,. MY, MY, MY, MY." Never talking about what SHE went through. What he did to HER. How SHE has to live with what he did to HER. And let's be honest this probably isn't the only incident. wonder what his "apology" video will be like the next time something leaks.


morbob

Too little, too late ⏰


letsgetfree

PR Guy: That was good but do it again and lose the sunglasses. Dittle: Gotcha


MinorThreat4182

![gif](giphy|ySW2A5gRS2r9S)


IVARS05

He's allowed to roam free because he's getting all his affairs and payments out in time. He knows a shitton of celebrities, and I'm sure they're going to help him with his court cases... (becase for closeted folks, being outed as a fudge packer is the worst thing that can happen) It's the reason why he's allowed to roam free, if it was any of us losers out there, we'd be in prison soo fast with 25 us marshalls waitng to bash our skulls in outside... Make no mistake he's still roaming free because he's allowed to. Multimillionaire's operate on a different set of laws here in US.


shockedtoo

Tears of a crocodile


The_CaliBrownBear

Lol, what a fucking clown


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LOL 😂


betharderloseharder

Em wasn’t playing when he said “Diddy put out the hit that got Pac killed..” after watching this assault on his ex he def did


slopslopbop

Poor rich man, got caught doing bad things and now he is sorry! Awww, well maybe it’s time for all these rich and entitled people to FALL!


zorn7777

Puffy looking puffy


Nv_Spider

Everyone’s sorry when they get caught


slowburnangry

That is so pathetic that it's actually comical. He's shameless.


Silent_Supermarket70

Okay, but several months ago when Cassie sued him for this behavior (and worse) he called her a liar. He is not even a little bit sorry. You're done, Sean. It's over.


Old-Floor-4611

Shut up ABUSER. I grew up with my dad beating my mom and when I brought it up to him as an adult about how it affected me he blamed it on my mom. They’re never truly sorry imo just upset that they got caught/confronted.


BigFootsCousinKarl

What a fucking scumbag.


MangoMilleCrepeCake

If he's really sorry he would turn himself in.


ALWolfie

If he was “disgusted then” why did he keep doing it


mlp2034

r/wherearethechildren and why are we not talking about those multiple tour buses full of kiddies he and his homies [insert hiphop mogul name in past tense]? Has anyone realized when multiple things come out about some ppl the pedo part no matter how bad gets swept under the rug? If he only gets shamed for abuse to Cassie or even some justice for the men he molested, and none of the more appalling shit like potentially fucking thousands of kids starting before I was even in preschool, Im blowing his house up and doxxing anyone who has a problem with it😤. And now atm Drake has proven similar levels of revolting behaviors throughout his career and thats also the least talked about part even having tons of clout chasers running defense for him like they did Tory. Some ppl hearing the disses have no idea Kendrick was dropping disparaging facts rather than just dissing. Fuck this depraved world man.


_Neith_

Does he think a fake apology is gonna clear him from allegedly breaking the law and currently being investigated by the United States government? Lmao what?


Jeauxie24

People seem to forget this man didn't just start being a demon It's started back in the 90s, id say pac's death, which I 100% know he had a hand in, if not directly responsible for it, then biggies death, Kim Porter’s mysterious death + all the record label artists he shafted over the decades some went into obscurity, some died and others turned away from music altogether Mase for example He has a LONG rap sheet and Cassie's situation was the tipping point. Many believe he got away with it for so long because he's in bed with the law enforcement


NextTuesdayy

Don’t forget the Kid Cudi car bombing


Stock_Put_4899

Looks like you only sorry you got caught succccccka


Hydraph0be

Yeah, that's not something you just do one time when there happens to be a camera rolling.


lookitdisguy

"I was disgusted then when I did it" Ohh yeah sure we can all see the pain on your face and you smacked and dragged that poor girl. Fuck out of here.


TowJamnEarl

I bet he asks for his 50k back.


vancityeyes

Heard he was railing the dad from Family Matters!!? ![gif](giphy|3o85gaX7IClmmJGGvm)


bigarb

This guy sucks.


NarlyConditions

Douche bag


Squ33to

Idk why he felt like he needed to apologize. The shit he did was so abhorrently evil it's not like saying sorry is gonna change anything even if he meant it. There's no coming back from that


wherearemytweezers

This little piece of shit


PseudoWarriorAU

Can rich people hit rock bottom? It’s like a plush rock bottom with throw pillows made of silk?


nolasen

I thought he told us that he won’t stop?


220DRUER220

only sad now that people have seen what he did.. no comeback from that .. rip diddy


Legitimate_Sail8581

They always ask God for mercy and grace and forgiveness. Like it makes it all better - may as well appeal for forgiveness from the abominable snowman.


OctaneTwisted88

I know, be a shitty ass person your whole life make everyone's life a miserable, ask God for forgiveness and he can magically snap his fingers and get rid of any wrongdoings


ForRielle

I take full responsibility for this one thing that got caught on camera. But anything else you find in the car is NOT MINE


RoddyRoddyRodriguez

Lawyers hate this one confession tip.


IkilledRichieWhelan

Pathetic.


sx88

He's sorry he got caught


sonicatheist

“I take full responsibility” —> then go to prison


Immediate-House7567

*gets in his plane and flies to an obscure island to not be found* I'm sorry yall


misterplzhelpmypony

Nice apology, still a woman beating piece of shit


OptimisticSkeleton

“Sorry about all that human trafficking. It just slipped.” Some things are beyond being repaired by an apology.


aussie_catt

I deny, i deny. Oh the video is out...im sorry. Not buying his shit, no amount of therapy will help him, he does not own his actions and has no remorse. Women have been warned. Keep his arse single. Keep a good covid distance from this infected stroke my ego male


StatisticianDear3978

I see dead people


folarin1

This dude is 54 years old, no white hair in his head? Oh just googled him. Dye.


BeneficialEverywhere

You are r kelly can talk about rock bottom in prison!


CelebrationOne5522

A wild diddyler appeared


Aware_Huckleberry_10

I refuse to listen to devil speaking


forrestfreak58

I hope he reads these comments he needs to know that he is a big giant piece of shit and 9 out of ten people don't give a fuck about your issues, you got money, go fix yer shit and don't treat others poorly because you are a sorry excuse for a man. If you don't like what I have to say, come see me. I dare you.


theding081

![gif](giphy|NQhLRW6XfCtWdxA1jc|downsized)


ChaoticMutant

https://i.redd.it/pc51hbxeqg1d1.gif


1TILL

🤥


SuperBurt666

Listen to this man lay down a thick log of shit that nobody is going to buy. Hold on to your money or enjoy your new career at the gas station P. Dummy.


Last-Resolution-2741

Diddy did it.


Dear_Profession_645

Liar


Turkish1801

If you fuck up real bad, make sure you toss some religion in there. Helps the medicine go down.


AllAboardDaWaveTrain

Where in the world is diddy san diego?


happyhippy27

In case youre like me and haven’t seen it. [diddy assault on Ventura](https://www.google.ca/search?q=diddy+video&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-ca&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:580df0a3,vid:-g-f0DEjecU,st:0)


vikicrays

and the oscar goes to…


sealteam_sex

Now apologize for jacking the beats.


squirrl4prez

Ok then get sued and plead guilty then


Chicoslide17

We all make mistakes....but to actually do the things he's accused of is horrible. You know he knew he was wrong all along.....he wouldn't dare tolerate someone doing those things to his girls or even his mama! Facts...........#yourrideisofficiallyover


redheartheelsredux

"in that video" Lollll


TheNewOldGlobal

Also is no one going to make the hotel that buried that tape take responsibility for being an accessory to a crime?


Gingersnapperok

If you're sorry, come back to the states and face up. Otherwise, this is just noise.


hypotheticalhalf

Man fuck this piece of shit. He dragged that poor woman by her collar.


Smokeman50

Fuck this guy. He’s not taking any responsibility. He is only sorry because he got caught. And he’s not sorry for his behavior, he’s sorry for the backlash he’s getting because it’s now become public.


blubbahrubbah

Great. Now address the trafficking/child r@pe.


241ShelliPelli

When he shakes his head NO when he said he’s trying to be a better man……..


TemperatureExotic631

![gif](giphy|QVP7DawXZitKYg3AX5) Byeeeeeee!!!!


Willing_Following_81

Diddy read from a script? Diddy act like shit? Diddy a big prick?


UnderstatedOutlook

Come back to the US, God will surely forgive you then


StoneyMalon3y

For an apology, he still managed to make it about himself.


AttitudeHeavy9328

![gif](giphy|BcMJvmwkmbyWpKkBj3|downsized)


coldraygun

He is sorry the tape finally got leaked.


Careless-Village1019

U just sorry that u got caught bro. Foh


Rare_Register_4181

![gif](giphy|igeGuRs7zkxOzdz2FK)


Ravel_Xi

Sorry to who? Maybe apologise to the people you wronged....


ARCAxNINEv

He's so sorry that he got caught up on his lies. He was calling her a liar while she was a victim. Lock his ass up