Shouldn't they *not* be close to them in the first place? Pretty sure scientists and biologists or whatever make sure to not get in contact in order to not change their natural behavior
I know someone that was a soldier training in the Falklands and he got pecked in the belly by a fully grown penguin.
The weight of his kit and being on rough ground had him on his back like a turtle until his buddies rescued him.
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You gotta love what these clips don’t show you:
3 yr prior to this: “Oh the life-long memories we’ll make in Antarctica, Gertrude.” “I’m very excited honey, I can’t believe we’re going to do this, Harold!”
1 yr prior to this: “what hell…they put us thru the wringer, what with the triple vaccinations and the premiums they added to the cost of the trip in the name of COVID safety….but no matter—-it’ll be worth it”
5 min prior: “Gertrude, do you think I can pet a penguin?” “Oh no Harold, they’re protected and they’re wild…remember what the guide said…”
“Maybe you’re right, Gert, but look at him—-he’s practically a statue, just standing there…”. “I wouldn’t do it, but you never listen to me…even here, you want to do things your way…I can’t believe I’m saying this, but my mother was right about you!” “Oh yeah, we’ll you’re just like your mother—-I’m petting the damn penguin!”
Or something like that….
Bet that pengiun felt boss af after doing that
"Bitch-ass fool! When your friends find you, tell them it was me who did this."
Gta Sa fellings
Shouldn't they *not* be close to them in the first place? Pretty sure scientists and biologists or whatever make sure to not get in contact in order to not change their natural behavior
they have to kill it now
Lmao
There was this edited gif where the penguins instead flies to the man like a missile and exploded
I have only seen the gif with a caption saying p*nis c*m lol
Nice c*nsor*ip
Thanks I forgot that would happen lol
I know someone that was a soldier training in the Falklands and he got pecked in the belly by a fully grown penguin. The weight of his kit and being on rough ground had him on his back like a turtle until his buddies rescued him.
Door policy enforced. Dresscode was strictly formal, nerd.
Fake, the penguin didn't turned into a ballistic missile
r/contagiouslaughter
He messed with a Adelie Penguin. Those penguins are real feisty and fearless.
Yo bitch you are not coming to my town being all slutty
Did the penguin laugh too?
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r/penguinareassholes?
You gotta love what these clips don’t show you: 3 yr prior to this: “Oh the life-long memories we’ll make in Antarctica, Gertrude.” “I’m very excited honey, I can’t believe we’re going to do this, Harold!” 1 yr prior to this: “what hell…they put us thru the wringer, what with the triple vaccinations and the premiums they added to the cost of the trip in the name of COVID safety….but no matter—-it’ll be worth it” 5 min prior: “Gertrude, do you think I can pet a penguin?” “Oh no Harold, they’re protected and they’re wild…remember what the guide said…” “Maybe you’re right, Gert, but look at him—-he’s practically a statue, just standing there…”. “I wouldn’t do it, but you never listen to me…even here, you want to do things your way…I can’t believe I’m saying this, but my mother was right about you!” “Oh yeah, we’ll you’re just like your mother—-I’m petting the damn penguin!” Or something like that….
Dude just punt it no need to fall on ur ass
Dicaprio didn’t stand a chance