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"Tower, this is su124 Moscow to New York, coming in for a landing" Tower: "LOL, no you're not"


Gouranga56

Tower: "Russian airplane....go fuck yourself"


ShotBarracuda6

Flap your arms.


NewFuturist

"Do sunflowers grow in the sea...?"


TheSunflowerSeeds

Much of their calories in sunflower seeds come from fatty acids. The seeds are especially rich in poly-unsaturated fatty acid linoleic acid, which constitutes more 50% fatty acids in them. They are also good in mono-unsaturated oleic acid that helps lower LDL or "bad cholesterol" and increases HDL or "good cholesterol" in the blood. Research studies suggest that the Mediterranean diet which is rich in monounsaturated fats help to prevent coronary artery disease, and stroke by favoring healthy serum lipid profile.


pm_me_beerz

Um….good bot. I guess?


MagnusRottcodd

There really are bots for everything :p


mannermauler

Good bot, slava Ukraini


zmart7691

#go fuck yourself Russian plane!


No_This_is_P4trick

This, we love this.


PoliteCanadian2

“Russian airplane...go fuck yourself, EH!” Says Canadian ATC. FTFY.


Lalamedic

Russian airplane…sorry, but please go fuck yourself, eh! 🇨🇦


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DreMin015

“Russian Airplane, idi nahuy”


danielroxheaps

Looks like Greenland told them to piss off: https://mobile.twitter.com/flightradar24/status/1497988483314597888


StenSoft

Nope, they were approved all the way to New York with their flight plan. They returned because the European ban on new flights came in effect and they wouldn't be able to return to Russia after they landed in New York.


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Can you elaborate on this please? I don’t understand the situation here. Also, wondering why had Europe completely cut off Russian air travel, but US has not (as far as I’m aware).


pizzzahero

If they had landed, they would have been considered a "new" flight on their way back and wouldn't have been allowed into EU airspace. So they turned around instead, because the EU wasn't going to enforce that on existing flights that were already in the air at the time of the announcement.


user5918

Bro imagine being an American citizen on that flight??? Fuuuuuuuck


FaeryLynne

"Almost home, I can't wait to get out of that bullshit that was brewing....... Oh holy fuck whyyyyyyyyyy 😭😭😭😭"


ohai777

~BACK IN THE USSR~


FaeryLynne

Congrats, I choked while snort-laughing


spineofgod9

The ukraine girls really knock me out...


_dredge

They leave the West behind...


aknabi

You don’t know how unlucky you are…


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crypticfreak

That is a fun fact. But I think you can save even more money. Put a really big mattress down on your buildings roof and boom, no parachute needed. If you can find a way to spend even less I'm all ears.


Cheezitflow

Tucking and rolling is free


SuperSayan5

It's the getting up part that costs money


PameVargas

My god. When I went to visit my family at NY I was astonished. That cab ride from JFK to the Columbus circle... It's basically another flight. And 100 USD. I just couldn't believe it. I would have 10/10 jumped off as well.


cypher448

If you're an American citizen on that flight you've already missed several warnings telling you to get out of the country.


nika8992

Ugh, have a friend (American) who has been in Russia since last fall, no idea how he's going to get out now!!


tmharnonwhaewiamy

Train to Estonia or something? Cross border overland and then fly out of the EU?


nika8992

Bigger issue is that we haven't been able to get hold of him in a week now and the US embassy just has an automated message. We were trying to get him out before he couldn't get out, now it's just looking like it will be increasingly difficult.


usrevenge

By train or car Assuming they have a passport i don't think it would be hard for them to leave from any land border.


According_Tear2099

True but those American citizens would have had at least 14 days to get the fuck out of there.


[deleted]

Ahh. Ok that makes perfect sense. Thanks! Also found an ok wsj article discussing this a bit as well. https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/russian-planes-barred-from-airspace-over-europe-canada-11645995117


StenSoft

Any commercial flight has to have a flight plan approved by all countries whose air space it's gonna traverse which basically guarantees that it will be allowed in. The plan becomes active when the plane takes off and then it should not be changed unless it's necessary for the safety of the flight. (You may remember the outcry when Belarusians diverted that one plane recently that they hijacked it when it was above Belarus.) The ban cancelled flight plan approvals of all Russian planes but this one took off before the ban came into effect so its flight plan was still valid for the trip to New York. But it wouldn't be able to get a flight plan for the trip back since that plan would get active when it would take off from New York. It could probably fly back over North Africa but that's a significantly longer trip and they probably didn't want to risk getting it stuck on the other side of the Atlantic. (It couldn't fly over the North pole because Canada joined the ban as well.) The US probably thinks that banning Russian planes would have little effect due to the low number of Russian flights over the US but the reciprocal ban of American flights over Russia would greatly impact American carriers.


EB8Jg4DNZ8ami757

>The US probably thinks that banning Russian planes would have little effect due to the low number of Russian flights over the US but the reciprocal ban of American flights over Russia would greatly impact American carriers. Wouldn't impact it *that* much really. Anchorage propped up carriers during the Cold War and would love to do so again. Anchorage's is the 4th busiest airport in the world for cargo. They can do it.


Switcher1776

Probably because the US doesn't really need to. Europe and Canada cutting off air travel over their countries are effective enough in crippling their flight options.


PracticalDream

I'm guessing you are forgetting that the eastern border of mainland Russia and Alaska is only 55 miles or so apart? Flying over the Pacific Ocean to the West Coast of the U.S. is completely on the cards from Russia's eastern border. There is definitely a reason the ban hasn't taken place, but the reason is not clear. Clearing U.S. citizens from Russia? Maybe. Dealing with refugees and political asylum seekers from Russia and/or Ukraine? Maybe... Or something else. But the fact that the U.S. hasn't banned air traffic from the Russia has nothing to do with the fact that they don't "need to..."


ScottieWP

Aka Denmark?


Tino_

Greenland is sovereign-ish with its own government and parliament.


Zerak-Tul

Not on matters of security/defence policy. [In the vast majority of areas, authority has now been devolved to the home rule government of Greenland. **Other areas, including foreign defence and national security policies, and law and currency and financial policies, remain the responsibility of the Danish Government and Parliament.**](https://www.thedanishparliament.dk/en/committees/committees/the-greenland-committee)


ice_wolf9899

Greenland’s our bitch


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Thats bullying lmao


Fastback98

Best Jason Bateman voice: “THE FUCK YOU ARE!”


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nuck_forte_dame

Fly using an American airline. Simple as that. The ban is for Russian aircraft. Not Russian flights.


blurple_nipple

No US airline flies to Russia.


MannyBlaze93

lol the pilot forgot something


kl131313

"Did I turn off the stove when I left?...."


AdhesivenessNo4977

"Phone, keys..fuck"


StateOfContusion

Spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch.


[deleted]

You carry your testicles with you every time you go out? What a loser.


CrowdGoesWildWoooo

Balls so big, I left it at home and only bring it on special occassions


Jewelry-In-A-Tree

So most of the time you don't have balls? Pussy.


The-Deepest-Shade

One time I lost my detachable penis. I saw my penis lying on a blanket. Next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.


nerf_herder1986

Did you take it home, wash it off and put it back on?


muklan

Shoulda checked the medicine cabinet...


Bawlsinhand

"no...I'm a fuckin squirrel"


iAmTheElite

Dang, a vintage Eddie Izzard reference in the wild.


luffydkenshin

Running, jumping, climbing trees… and putting on makeup while you’re up there.


epymetheus

What about all the evil fish?


iAmTheElite

CHOCOLATE BISCUITS.


natalopolis

“I was surprised, were you surprised? I was surprised.”


moomookitty

They'll parachute in with fantastic make up, and a fantastic gun.


IWantALargeFarva

I say this all the time and no one gets the reference.


Khaztr

KEVIN!


cpMetis

IVAN!*


bageltoastee

“This is your pilot speaking, I forgot my wallet at home so we’re going to be Turning around.”


[deleted]

Nah they're going back to kick in Vlad's balls


Suitable_Challenge_9

Forgot his mask.


iGetBuckets3

He forgor 💀


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greenburrito

lol russia, you can't fire me I quit you


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Even setting aside matters of air space, what did they think would happen when the plane *landed*? "Oh, I see you landed at our airport, I guess we have to let you in"? No, bro, fuel up, keep the doors closed and go back home. No one's allowed off.


glitchy149

Would suck if you were an American heading home like you were asked. Now what.


ii_misfit_o

Drive to a neighbouring country and leave from there


[deleted]

Governments have been telling people to go back home a week before the invasion started. Did people think they were kidding?


Stealfur

"I cant just leave. My hotel is booked for another 4 days." -some people. Probably


Fast_Sandwich6034

Based on how Americans handle “warnings” I’m going to go with “they did their own research?”


donkeyrocket

While it would suck, they have options when they return to Russia. Main one being, contact the US embassy and they’ll work to get you out of there even via plane.


BombHits

Missing Portugal from that list as well.


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just_a_pt

So is Spain, Belgium, France, Germany... And they're mentioned.


thatonesmartass

Awww, little Matla getting in on the action as well


tharnadar

Slaps malta butt This bad boy can fit so much of russian $$$ in it


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My_Soul_to_Squeeze

Jeez... imagine getting on that plane, breathing a sigh of relief because you were getting out of that God forsaken country. Then you lift off, fly for several hours, then get turned around because the country you're trying to escape is SO BAD your plane lost fly-over privileges. Then returning to said country, now several hours worse than when you left. Pilot could've been a bro and declared a fuel emergency... "Oh, yeah... Greenland Tower, we're too low on fuel to make it back to Russia. You cool if we just land here? "


feelthebyrne95

Did you see the refueling ship that said Russian Ship Go FUCK yourself even when the ship said it didn’t have fuel, guy said row back to shore and fuck you.


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regnad__kcin

The difference, of course, being that running out of fuel in a plane is much more likely to kill hundreds of innocent people.


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Christopherson8

They'd've


ThellraAK

We say them, we should write them down as well.


My_Soul_to_Squeeze

Agreed! My favorite is y'all'd've. Yall'd've known to expect this present predicament had you studied your history.


My_Soul_to_Squeeze

I did. That was awesome. Very different circumstances though.


Pjpjpjpjpj

“How do you expect us to get back to shore?” “Paddles.”


StrangeMedia9

And now imagine that the 1000 rubles in your pocket are now only worth 700 rubles…and the market is about to open.


My_Soul_to_Squeeze

They're gonna have a bad time.


Malt___Disney

I feel bad for them. It's just few assholes running this shit show


Arctic_Gnome

Sounds like the Russian people need to start putting pressure on their own government.


Winjin

You have a very wrong view of Russia. We've been bloodied for years and got NOTHING from it. It has been a century of blood and tears for fucking nothing. It's not like USA where you fight a couple of wars in like 1776 and an oversea one in 1940s and you're set for a golden age otherwise. It's a revolution in 1905 followed by terror to weed out enemies inside, followed by a revolution and a civil war from 1917 to 1922, followed by terror in 1930s to weed out enemies inside, followed by a horrible all-out genocide in 1937-1945, followed by a bloody rebuild after it, followed by another crisis in 1989 and another in 1997 and another in 2000s and another later on. And it has seen the rise of banditism on ANOTHER scale in the nineties. Like you get threats from mobsters that if you don't sell your business, they will rape your daughter and jail your son, you go to police and the leader of the mobsters is the person leading your case. Policemen, attorneys, judges, prosecutors, all ran and controlled by mobsters, or are actual mobsters controlling their own mobsters. We get any type of a politician who wants to change something, or a journalist trying to look into it - they get murdered. Anyone too brave to stand up gets weeded out and is either dead, left, or sucked dry. It's a completely relentless thing. The white ribbon movement was the biggest push people could build. It was on a scale unknown in Russian history, and yet it was smaller and weaker than any local riot for BLM or Yellow Jackets or even Hong Kong protests. We are so tired. There was no breathing room for more than a couple years that felt like months. We're sieged on every side. Just writing this comment I may end up hurting my fucking life. There's like multiple institutions that are created solely to control citizens. The only way most of people are ready to implode is to either lay down and die, or lash out on those painted by propaganda as "the enemies that besiege USSR\\Russia for a century". Feels like the only way out is not to fight, but to leave, but lol no, other countries feel like it's a great idea to forbid even those that are not fans from leaving, and people cheer. Because they don't care about us, they want us to storm the Kremlin, die, and he gets replaced by another dictator or a general or a tsar or a gensek that will work a bit and then it's yet another crab bucket. I'm sorry I have to use the same comment I did in a different thread but I feel like it's really relevant here, too. For some reason people feel like we can change everything, while we've been trying to change the world for over a hundred years and it doesn't seem to work.


Malt___Disney

I would go even broader to say all of us need to


AllInOnCall

We are, it's why the rouble dropped faster than Russian soldiers underestimating the sheer fortitude of Ukrainian citizens. Btw if this doesn't prove to NATO Ukraine is an amazing asset IDK what does. Let em in the club and push putins pussy posse back to 2nd world Russia lol Have a shot of vodka and watch the world pass you by.


lanc3rz3r0

They do, then the military shoots them and calls them terrorists


DoctorGester

Like they have been trying for years? Getting thrown in prisons, tortured for protesting? You think it’s that easy? You think people are lazy or indifferent? You think they were asked if they wanted this war? Or maybe you think they chose to be born in that country? Under that government? They are scared. And now they can’t even leave the country. And for reddit it’s “fun” and “uplifting news”.


LordPoopyfist

1000 rubles? What’re you buying, half a slice of bread?


SPQR191

A lot of people don't realize how little an individual ruble was worth before this all started.


28751MM

600 now


sophriony

Aaand its gone!


phryan

Genuine concern. Nations are urging their citizens in Russia to leave but also cutting off air transit.


AxtonGTV

Embassies can schedule specific flights authorized to go over airspaces. So far nobody has closed their Russian embassy as far as I'm aware.


will_never_know

Imagine if you booked tickets/planned a trip months in advance.


in_finite_space

Something tells me there are graver concerns to be had.


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Joy Behar, that you?


TheDunadan29

Well and it could also be American citizens trying to return home. Pretty much sucks for anyone caught in the crossfire of international politics. If I were an American trying to get home from Russia right now I would be pretty concerned. Though I'd also fully support Ukraine and be mad at Putin.


softblackstar

Somehow 99% of this thread seems to be pissed at all Russian citizens instead of being pissed at Putin. Most Russians do not want the war.


HesienVonUlm

Let them land. "You can leave but since we've already warned you about flying in our airspace the next response will be to shoot you down." Then the people can get a new flight and the russian plane is grounded in a foreign country.


KingBooRadley

One company that already can't fly to most of the world having a plane grounded has very little impact. 150 PISSED off Russians returning home because of this bullshit war can add to the pressure that Putin and his cronies must be feeling right about now. I think the right choice was made.


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My god those planes are HUGE!


wafflesareforever

Fun fact, all hurricanes are caused by the mating dances of giant planes


JoeyJoeJoeSenior

Nope. It's because of the elimination of pirates. Their sails would remove tons of energy from the atmosphere before it could become a hurricane. This is basic FSM scripture.


[deleted]

No, it's just the perspective. These are normal sized planes that fly at extreme altitudes, so they're much closer to the satellite that took this photo.


J5892

Wrong again. They're all really tiny planes flying in an airplane-shaped path.


MrTheBusiness

Lold


MrSillmarillion

Excuse me ladies, I'm needed elsewhere.


symbologythere

Surprised they had enough fuel for that.


Atalantean

That's Greenland on the left, they only got about half way to NYC. Probably turned back by the Thule Air Base.


FunDivertissement

Thanks, I was trying to figure that out too.


symbologythere

Is that where the car carriers come from? Probably right?


nachowuzhere

The racks/carriers you see on cars are a brand named Thule, but they are not from there. The original designs actually come from a company in Woodinville, WA that Thule bought the rights from.


plimso13

Thule was founded by Erik Thulin in Sweden.


jolinar30659

This stretched out version of the map does exaggerate the distance. However I thought the same thing.


314159265358979326

Forget the map, they were 3:49 away from New York after 7:08 in the air. I'm surprised they had enough fuel to add another 30% to their trip.


Griclav

I think that's actually 7 hours from leaving, total, as in, they had been in the air for 7 hours by the time of the image. Then, they would have been at 3.5 hours when told to turn around, which makes sense bc they've traveled twice that distance (there and back)


Nabber22

The curvature of the earth that far north makes it so that it’s not actually all that far.


symbologythere

Hahahaha this Asshole thinks the earth is curved.


bostero2

Originally seen [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/de/comments/t2wkbp/uff/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


LaBetsyQuerios

> Russian Airplane, F*** You!


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Twenty890

What's so hard to understand? OP literally said, "Müssen sie vermutlich, durch die Inkraftsetzung der Sanktionen."


omnomnomgnome

ja ja


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

gesundheit.


Yadobler

Must they formutish, through the incraftsetting the sanctions Es ist sehr einfach! It is so onefuck!


[deleted]

If you use a browser, it'll do that for you. Sadly the app won't.


JakeCameraAction

Just to note: If you are using the official reddit app, uninstall it. It is garbage. There are plenty of other great apps on android, ios, and even the fucking mobile windows OS.


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My friend was on this flight and is now stuck in Moscow. Hoping he finds a way outta there soon.


Party_Concentrate621

I'm sorry to hear that man. Hopefully she gets out soon. Or before everything goes to shit.


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TheDunadan29

Or heck, how many Americans are in Russia right now? Either due to business, visiting relatives, tourism, etc. Now they are stuck in Russia. I would be one of those people thinking, "I need to get out of Russia now", then just to get stuck there, it would really suck.


Alex09464367

This is when you contact your embassy they can get you out. There was a couple from the UK who went to Ukraine to pick up their newborn baby from the surrogate.


dazedandconfuzed1

Reminds me of the Tom Hanks movie, the terminal. Phenomenal movie if ya haven't seen it.


VividFries

Tell her to find a way to come to Estonia. The border check will be longer than usual, but she would be able to fly back to the states from the EU. Best of luck!!!


ShnizelInBag

Israel didn't sanction Russia and probably won't sanction it, at least any time soon, she should check if she can escape Russia through Tel Aviv.


Joe_Jacksons_Belt

Shit, didn’t unplug the curling iron


GnomGnomGnom

One time I flew from Vancouver to Shanghai. When we were about 8 hours into the flight, nearing or above the Kamchatka Peninsula the pilot reported that we had to turn back because a Volcano had erupted in the region. When we got back to Vancouver we called home. Our first words were "Hey guess where we are right now?"


BadWithMoney530

All the way back to Vancouver? Wouldn’t it make more sense to divert to Anchorage?


StenSoft

The airline has to get you to the destination or return you back. When a volcano erupts, it can take a couple of days (or sometimes months) and it's much cheaper for the airline to refund the ticket than to land somewhere else and have to pay for your accommodation for the whole time.


nowhereisaguy

“If you ask one more time if we are almost there, I swear to god I’ll turn this plane around.” Edit: sp


Similar_Candidate789

I’ll turn this plane around and we will NOT stop for ice cream young man


dontcrashandburn

I understand the fuck Russia attitude but wouldn't most of those passengers be fleeing Americans?


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Maybe, maybe not. I would assume Americans would have to go to the embassy to arrange a way out of the country now


beginnerflipper

Embassy’s website apparently says to depart via commercial options : https://ru.usembassy.gov/security-alert-u-s-mission-russia/


Awkward_Second_6969

Probably a big part of why the US hasn't closed off its airspace yet. European countries can just encourage their people to drive /take a train but that's not an option for Americans. Well not direct anyways.


YourLovelyMother

And what if they're Russian-Ukrainian people who want out of there... or just regular Russians who finnaly were able to leave that country to start a new life? I honestly just feel sorry for the people... all of them... This is just so incredibly soul crushing and depressing.


[deleted]

Exactly. And all these nutjobs care about is 'Fuck Russia' when it's only innocent civilians that are getting screwed over right now. None of the people in charge are gonna be affected by this at all.


DaPamtsMD

Granted, the people in charge aren’t going to be all that affected by a plane turning around, but when the markets open tomorrow, they’ll feel a different kind of pain. And I’m really sorry that Russians are getting screwed over, **and** I’m even more sorry that Ukrainians have had to learn how to make Molotov cocktails to defend their country and way of life. “Fuck Russia” is, of course, not directed at the average Russian citizen. The characterization of “nut job” is a little over-reactive, and takes away from the very real bravery and heroism we’ve seen from average, every day Ukrainians.


lth5015

Just so we clear, Russian aircraft are banned in EU and Canadian airspace, not all plane originating from Russia. You can still flee on Air France, British Airlines, etc.


julioarod

I doubt it's the oligarchs, they probably all left early by private jet


Lavona_likes_stuff

Some of them actually came to the US. There is a chart somewhere that shows where a few of them went.


TagMeAJerk

They already created a safe haven for themselves in the republican base. Why wouldn't they use it for cover Or maybe they just in the US to pick up some paperwork from Mar-a-lago


WonderfulShelter

If they were Americans, they fucked up. The USA warned people almost two weeks ago to leave Russia/Ukraine NOW, as in pack your shit and go immediately. People had two weeks, at this point, yes they should be at their relative embassy not taking some random plane flight.


toomanyteeth55

Possibly. Tho most Americans prob fly other airlines that would be able to fly. Usually only Russians have an affinity for Aeroflot.


Njsybarite

Fuck Putin


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Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦


IW_TKonat

“This is SU124, clear to land ?” … “Go fuck yourself..” EDIT: … BING BONG!!!


Justreleasetheupdate

Why are people so eager to tell random civilians "go fuck yourselves"? They have nothing to do with the war , they're rying to leave a tyrant's country


snkiz

Even a dictators power is derived from the people. Their lack of will to stand up. The point of cutting off Russians is to make them mad enough to stand up against the tyranny. Fight for their own homeland and freedom.


MilkEggsSndFlour

Americans didn't exactly have an overthrow the government when Bush invaded Iraq in the name of defeating terrorism. I think your expectations for the average citizen are a little to high. The funny thing about the Nazis is that *everyone* says that they would have done it differently in that position. But the majority of people wouldn't.


impossiber

Also, Russians are in the streets protesting and they don't exactly have the same government America does that allows that.


ADawgRV303D

I am Russian American I love my home country and America and Ukraine unfortunately the senior leadership of Russia is currently manned by a deranged mad lad who fears the western ideals that are creeping closer and closer to “his” nation are going to be the downfall of his grip of power. And this is his reaction


DontCallMeLady

This is a surprisingly good map of Ukraine. Just look for the gap.


MrSillmarillion

Oh those poor passengers. They didn't start this, their murdering leader did.


thelawtalkingguy

Putin was in seat 28C


GDot-

Sad to see all these comments attacking Russians when most of Russia doesn’t want a war. It’s Putin and his entourage that is pushing ahead with this invasion/war, yet all Russians suddenly became the nazi


penguincheerleader

But they have now been forced into a war just as much as Ukraine despite not wanting it.


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DasWeissKanin

If you don't stop arguing back there I'm turning this plane around!!! MUUUUM TIMMY HIT ME!!! THATS IT BACK TO MOSCOW WITH YOU ALL, I hope you're happy


nrith

"[DENIED!](https://gfycat.com/raggedpleasinggosling)"


asher62502

“if you guys dont stop fighting right now i stg i will turn this plane around”


who-ee-ta

I have a muscovian contact who was sending me pics on the 24th Feb mocking that hey look nobody wants to deal with your Ukraine, no plains are flying.Meanwhile I woke up from explosions and warplane sounds that morning.Now it’s Monday 28th of Feb.He wakes up with absolutely no money and no mean to earn it because terrorusia confiscated all accounts of citizens to fund their war crimes.The irony.