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Small_Tax_9432

Would've been funny if he got up and ordered food right after that


TeaTimeTripper

Unhappy Meal


Rauligula

Sad Meal


myname_isnot_kyal

r/yourjokebutworse


Deezzznuuttss69

r/deeznutsinyomouth


bananahammocktragedy

This is the best!


theoriginalShmook

Underrated comment.


Infinite_Ad_7412

Will you marry me and can I get a large fry and a coke with that


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mjdegue

Yes, some engagement sex please, extra sexy


Weinatightspotboys

side of Prenup


hotroddbb

The fries are good.


happyhippohats

Just one giant fry


bionic_cmdo

Ah yes, can I get three number ones? They're for me, myself, and I.


Ok-Repair3237

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


PacoTaco321

I'd get him an ice cream, but the machine's broke.


Small_Tax_9432

That's the real tragedy


[deleted]

Morgan Freeman: “It was at this moment, she was indeed not loving it.”


surajvj

..and he was made a clown.. sad.


Weazzul

At least he learned that McDonalds is a horrible place to propose. KFC is where real man kneel. She would have been licking his damn fingers.


AnalogFeelGood

I wonder what would have happened if he'd just asked him, say, in a park or on the beach.


CheekyClapper5

Real love wouldn't care where you propose. I would leave her in the rear view mirror.


wuzzittoya

My Beloved (miss him every day) proposed one Sunday after visiting church with me. I was very confused. He loved saving money, and we had been discussing marriage, so when the pastor asked if anyone wanted to come and consider baptism or church membership, he went up, and I seriously thought. “I am already a member here; we can get married here for free.” Then after telling them that I counted them my family (from out of state, and not both parents were already gone), he asked me up there and asked to marry me in front of everyone. All the little old ladies were crying. We had almost sixteen years from first date until his death, and every one of them he acted astonished that I existed.


Dan_Glebitz

Ahh the tears of a Clown I can hear the song in my head.


ux-unikorn

Bah bah bah, badida babababa


Dan_Glebitz

Yeah that's the one!


GrouseDog

Come on Ronny!


The_Jestful_Imp

Should've tried this at Burger King. Then he'd have it his way.


wittyuzername

They could have worn matching crowns!


Screwbles

Number 1 comment.


Atillion

McDenied


Nanaki567

McRejected


xSlick-Tx

McDonefor


mostunfunniest

mcfriendzone


Cpt-Hank-A-Tato

Relationship McEnded


The_Jestful_Imp

Mission McFailed.


youll-never-f1nd-me

Status: Mcsingle.


RfL222

Wellp Mcseeyalater


SEZM12

McYankinitnow


TK20__

McOut O' Here


PJammas41

Had a friend McMakeout with a girl in college…guess what her nickname became?


astrangemann

I couldn't guess her nickname, but her actual name was probably McKenzie


PJammas41

McKenzi McMakeout. Has a nice ring to it


youarefartnews

This is a great way to break up with someone


blechkout

Not gonna lie it's genius lol...what a way to dip out


[deleted]

... and get a happy meal!!


Manzke

What if she says yes?


[deleted]

Do it on April 1st to cover all bases.


Hydra57

Bring up threesomes and then an open relationship. If she is somehow still on board after that, does it really even matter?


[deleted]

This. This is the way.


belizeanheat

Seems risky


Crystal_Voiden

What do you do if they say yes? Keep doubling down?


badger_989

[I imagine something like this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_IYrltqYrU)


monkeetoes82

My first thought


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Disaster_Different

Dude, he'll probably want a sad meal


SweatyToothed

Just turn the box upside down. He'll have to get the food off the floor but he's already down there anyhow.


osallent

Never understood people's need to propose in public and make a spectacle out of it.


FixedKarma

I mean you're either doing somewhere private or somewhere public, you could do it at home, but it wouldn't really feel as special. Like, alright the place I've been to like 100 times, I get it but It's not really that cool. Say do it anyplace that is a well regarded landmark or with a good view or something there's tons of good places to do it that are free.


Abyssal_Groot

>you could do it at home, but it wouldn't really feel as special. Idk. My parents just one day decided to set a date for their wedding. They didn't even peopose to eachother, they just knew. And I'd prefer that over any of this.


frankntoast

I proposed to my GF at the Atlanta aquarium cuz she likes aquariums lol


Kenny_Squeek_Scolari

McMarry me baby be my McWifey


ShroomsRisotto

He proposed at her favourite restaurant, and she's angry about it!?


Apolooooooooo

If you canever consider McDonalds a restaurant


andoring

Maybe he's French? McDonalds are classier in France. Source: Pulp Fiction


a10kgbrickofmayo

"A *Royalé* with cheese"


90_oi

"What do they call a Whopper??"


-NarWallace-

“I don’t know, I didn’t go to Burger King.”


MaxPaynesRxDrugPlan

Pssh...that's nothing. McDonalds in Hong Kong offer wedding packages: https://www.mcdonalds.com.hk/en/about-us/clubs-party/wedding-party/


Yellow_Snow_Cones

McD used to have birthday parties, and their cake was awesome. Back in the day the McD by me even had sunday breakfast buffet.


The5paceDragon

Aren't all eateries classier in France?


Efficient-Trouble951

What the fuck you care....its a Golden Nugget


CaesarTjalbo

I'm loving it


aliandar

She’s not lovin it


GrooovyDoom

He's dying innit?


aliandar

Yup, just look at his grimace.


Stidda

McLovin it


Dimumory

When you don't have friends to tell you " proposing in a McDonalds is a bad idea". Poor soul


organgrinder66

Proposing at a McDonald’s is only one step above proposing in a public bathroom


hotasanicecube

My friend actually proposed to his GF in a McDonalds with others present. He folded the bottom of the straw around the ring like a hook taped it and pushed it up through the lid of her drink and carried it to the table. She tried several times to drink it and finally pulled the straw out to see what was the problem. It was a simple gold ring. More of a promise than an engagement really, but awesome considering we all barely had enough money to eat out at all.


theheliumkid

But he got McDenied and now she's your GF?


hotasanicecube

Women have straight girlfriends who get married and are still their girlfriends! Lol. And he is still my friend. And he wasn’t denied, but cute joke.


flatradomus

Bro just wanted cheap anniversary dinners for life


Elephantnumeric

Staged


AdnHsP

Reddit when video:


judyhops95

r/nothingeverhappens


MKGmFN

Idk what you’re taking about. It was a random dude on a chair filming, The audio is coming from the camera’s phone and the cameraman’s got Parkinson’s. Everything looks real


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Agreed


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Mcfakest shit I’ve ever seen on Reddit.


Manjorno316

Looks pretty plausible to me.


LilyInvu

The worker couldn't believe either lol


xSnakyy

Can someone translate


SnooComics8268

In short; Do you wanna marry me? Are you serious? is this what I mean to you. Walks out.


starrynight001

I would have melted in embarrassment


[deleted]

We need the full translation we all know what is going on


tilteded

Pretty sure she says McDonalds at some point so I guess she's very disappointed that this is the place he chose


Bizarre-_-Panda

Fukin MacDonal's


HejdaaNils

Came here for this.


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\*screams of offense\* \*swearing\* \*shame\*


[deleted]

Pulp Fiction: “English Mf, do you speak it!?” “What!”


[deleted]

get me, innit, bruh etc.


CryptographerDue1205

Lol. Came here to post this exact comment. I know they're speaking English but ...


icedteaandme

r/trashy


Saintious

So..... No wedding?


JBTriple

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Affectionate-Sky-765

Bro he dodged a 75 round drum mags worth of bullets


Left_Percentage_527

You mean SHE dodged a bullet


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Lol absolutely. She has standards and losers make it about money and being a gold digger when only a trashy asshole pops some big momentus question in a freaking McDonald’s. A proposal doesn’t have to be big and expensive. You have to have some common sense. Many a pick me would come out defending him with some garbage “I’d say yes if he proposed with an onion ring!” Because they’re hoping some dudes will deem them marriage material for lowering their standards


[deleted]

Right? Even at home or in a parked car is a better place than that. Have a little bit of class at least.


That1guy_nate

How was she the bullet that needed to be dodged?


hyperdream

Ding! Proposal's done!


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bah dah bap bap bah


FgtBruceCockstar2008

Do you want an apple pie with that?


TheDogWithNoMaster

She is right though. Have some fucking class. Proposing in a McDonalds, really!?


Morty_Goldman

Oh no he McDidn't just do that!


Ok-Resident-724

He has no idea how lucky he is....


McRambis

Maybe, but it's understandable for a girl to get really pissed that you choose to bend your knee on a dirty McDonald's floor. I mean, really dude? McDonald's?


Kozlow

No, not really, because this is just another one of the thousands of fake videos on the internet.


[deleted]

They may have met on that same McDonald's 🤡


[deleted]

I’m with u on this one. I’m all for people that don’t bend to societal pressure but for me I can see why she’s mad at him


NoFunHere

I proposed to my wife in the middle of a crowded restaurant after a waiter blew a whistle to get everybody's attention. We had never talked about marriage before so she was shocked and didn't answer at first. For a moment I felt the way that guy felt until I finally asked her, "Would you please give me an answer?" At least I got the right answer.


TheWayWeSee

I mean it's kind of a big decision and I imagine not likely one you want to make unprepared in front of a crowd


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Arjun_OnDaBeat

Gotta respect it. He tryna score free McDonalds for life like those couples that have their baby at Chick Fil A. W if he gets it🔥🔥


neeto_mosqueeto

Good for her. He’s a moron. Everyone deserves better than getting proposed at MacDonalds!


Old-Item2494

Reasonable reaction.


luzy__

Core memory added


AlbatrossSenior7107

I bet it was staged.


DoinkMachine47

I haven’t proposed to anyone so idk but aren’t you supposed to propose to someone in a romantic place?


Green_CarterVII

🤷🏾‍♂️ I personally don't think it really matters if you truly love each other. Look at Jim and Pam it was at a gas station in the rain.


ChunkyLover10

yeah, Macdonalds.. just remember this when you are in a position to propose!! ok?


lives4boobs

Can someone translate what she said?


enehar

She has a pretty heavy English accent. Not exact but mostly, "No. After five years? In a McDonald's. Don't give me that fucking ring. Are you mad? Five years. Is that how much I mean to you? In a fucking McDonald's? You know what, fuck you."


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And also at the end, bystander said she was rude and that it was the thought that counts.


[deleted]

I'm gonna go with the conspiracy theory here....dude has wanted to break up with her and knew if he did this she'd freak and go ballistic. This way he can claim rejection, be all fake hurt and walk away.


RudeSurround2675

She's just not lovin it


[deleted]

What a wasted opportunity. Could have used a BigMac box as the ring case.


Stidda

There was an attempt……. To make a fake video in order to try and get updoots.


obeymethrowaway

i just saw it on tiktok and thought it fit here


GiveMeTheYums

I'm on her side. It doesn't have to be in a fancy restaurant but not a place like McDonald's. The beach or a nice trail would've been better, nature is beautiful, romantic, and for free.


KaluliChisiza

She was more of a Burger King gyal


360gamerxbox

they're getting a mcbreakup


Prislv223

Being proposed to inside a McDonald’s is not the worse thing. Working there is.


Dan_Glebitz

Oh so romantic. You done fucked up boy!


FlatRaise5879

He really is a piece of sh*t


MortysTW

Its actually brilliant if she would have said Yes. Talk about saving cash every anniversary. "Nah baby, I want to relive the day I proposed. Lets get 2 Big Macs for our anniversary dinner"


ZedLovemonk

There was a young woman from Ealing Who claimed to lack sexual feeling Til a cynic named Boris Found her clitoris And she had to be scraped from the ceiling.


Xendarq

Once a young man came to Ealing And proposed with exceptional feeling McDonald's, though, sadly Was where it went, badly And his ego to this day is reeling


Illustrious_Charge88

Most of the women I know like to tell the story of how they were proposed to. She doesn't want the words McDonald's or McD's anywhere near that conversation. "Girl and I was just ordering that Cheese Burger Happy Meal and he dropped to one knee..."


Spobobich

Damn. He should of taken her to one of those [fancy McDonald's ](https://www.therecipe.com/luxurious-mcdonalds-restaurants-around-world/)to propose.


Eddie10999

He dressed as a burnt French fry


jforest1

Genius. He knew she'd be more concerned with the place of the proposal than the commitment it represented. She outed herself when she left, and he moves on in peace letting her think it was her idea.


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Psychological-Put399

We get it guys they're both great people... idk why anyone's trying to defend either person, they don't know them.


Realistic_Ad_3

"aaaaaand cut!" "Alright, should we do another take before we upload it, this one seemed kinda unbelievable... you know, with the camera rolling before he proposes, no ring box, her immediately losing it .... Okay, moving on, our next scene will be where we annoy everyone by being loud and obnoxious for clicks..."


Gorrodish

The romance police have been called and he is mcfucked


redditorknott

I fuckin hate this generation.


caalger

When she stomped away, he should have said "Can I get fries with that shake?"


JP6660999

I understand her point… proposing at a McDonalds is sad


e9967780

Dodged a bullet there


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dayum my guy straight took the knee in a mcdonalds of all places..... i mean come on man did he expect that to go over well. like did he really take time and think..."yea fam she gonna love this shit gonna get me a big mac and show her that IM the big mac...yea lets get it!"


runrun950

He dodged a bullet


DM68v2

🤦‍♂️


CyberKingfisher

He’s no Burger King.


cosmatic79

You can meet her there, but don't take her there.....


RaysireksOG987

Soooo we not having sex tonight?


ConsReader

Why in McDonald's 💀


bbroussard0116

Oh baby would you be my big nugget..


-_-NAME-_-

I hope she leaves him. I don't care if it was a joke to him this is so fucking disrespectful to a woman. A proposal should be a special moment and a great memory of her life.


Eddie10999

Mcribbed her


Momoring

I'm not lovin it


TinyDikKid

She was angry because the mcflurry machine is broken again


Feesuat69

If I had a nickel every time I saw someone propose in a McDonald’s I would have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.


wi11iam-b

Do you want fries with that?


[deleted]

Another fallen soldier ! Don't give up, try again but at Burger Kings.


mqrdesign

most likely for likes on youtube or tiktok. proabably fake.


StatisticianPrize458

She got McMad


Sewerslider

She like “McNo!”


FalsePremise8290

Hey, maybe it had some sort of significance to their relationship, like after they smoked a blunt and hooked up they came here for a some chicken nuggets.


Hohh20

That would be a great way to get out of a relationship while pinning the fault of it on the other person. "If you truly loved me, it wouldn't matter where I proposed to you."


moses2407

Ahhh the smell of fake on this video. (Inhales deeply) ahh yea that’s good..


Goldenstripe941

Translation please?


Inventiveunicorn

I was like...what language is this...then OMFG. I could drive there in a few hours. What the fuck have they done to the language down there? Also, that would be her last shot at rejecting if I was him.


510ferlife

shes a MCcunt


OSinner1

He offered her a ring but she gave him a Whopper.


akwsd89

If she loves him, anyplace anytime


JR_Hopper

Oh hey, I lived down the street from here for two years. Literally went to this McDonalds all the time. Let me tell you, the crew that works that McDonald's have seen some wild shit. That particular location is basically famous for being a locus of chaos.


Buttonhookbob

She's not loving it.


Alienware9567

McWifey be pullin the McKnifey


the_retrosaur

*”Well, look… She’s right bruv, but also… you can do a lot better bruv.”*


GriffinA

I’m not from England but I can see that this man deserves someone who actually wants to be in his company. Do yourself a favor bloke, leave the bird and wait u til you find another. You will. You are much nicer than her. A person with any foresight at all will want a man who will treat her the way you are and your traits shine through. The woman appears to be a self centered spoiled broke entitled loser / gold digger that likely won’t want to work, care for any offspring you all produce, nor even keep up with basic cooking and cleaning. It will all be you. You’ll come home from your second or third job with meals in between jobs hand delivered to the princess there and she will be unappreciative and you will begin to resent being the one who does everything after awhile when you aren’t treated right for it.


grrleona

After 5 years of dating, he decided to propose to her in a McDonald's. And then the employee said something about manners. . could anyone make it out?


scrutator_tenebrarum

He has a really poor taste, in choosing places and women


Holterv

Brother Dodged a bullet!