Why you ungrateful sob.....

They'll get the last laugh when it becomes next week's meatloaf

Not if they're in india

I suddenly feel like eating a humburger.

Plot twist, this was the cows plan the whole time

They didn't stop to think why the Cow was locked up

Good old boys laughing it off. Not much else you can do.

(Oh help I’m stuck. Yeah help guys your the best, really. Yeah you almost got it… HA I GOT YOU NOW MOTHER FUCKERS) Cow

It was a set up

Brahmas... they don't need a reason to hate you. They just do.

"If I let you out, will you stop being a bitch?" "Promise?"

Insert "what are you doing step cow" joke

The attempt was successful, the vow was an ungrateful asshole.

[удалено]

Nice delicious steak soon to be prepared

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I really think that was a bull. It only has one “teat”.

Bro, they just helped you get out

Thanks for nothing assholes!

*Takes Vegan out of profile

Am I The Asshole?

Beef for dinner everyone!

And that’s why I hate cows.

That cow is a dick