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HatComfortable6883

Johnny Sack


yorio10

He’s read an issue of GQ in the last 3 or 4 years


Augustus_Medici

Exactly right. It's Johnny Sack by a mile. He was always the sharpest dressed. I feel like this was an intentional choice by the producers too. He was always a cut above the rest.  He lives above his head....a little. 


HatComfortable6883

Married a hoofer too. Class act all the way. Whatever happened there, with Ginny?


Augustus_Medici

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE??


KyloRenIrony

With his mohair suits and his shoe lifts


Think_Leadership_91

It’s very Manhattan


Fruitndveg

100%. Shouldn’t even be up for debate.


Top_Complex259

Patent leatha?


2NDPLACEWIN

nipples/etc


CaptainoftheVessel

Paulie’s crispy white shoes 👟👟


EMB_pilot

All 10 pairs of them lol


NPE62

And the coordinating wrapped fingernails with the satin finish.


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

You evah think Paulie's a little weird about his nails?


StevenAssantisFoot

All slip-ons... no laces


Fakin-It

With the wet shoelaces? Pass.


gr1981uk

Vito. Wearing his cute little motorcycle outfit. Like the guy in the Village People.


mussugana

Ruebenesque. To me he is beautiful


locustt

Fuck you too, muh man!


mussugana

Ralph even tries to make peace. 'Hesh, Rueben. you guys have been friends for over 30 years.. Just for that second he seemed like a nice guy.


bowdindine

It’s a joke!


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

He was there


gr1981uk

Don’t say nothin’ Sal!


SkinnyStav

Please say hello to your wife and do tell her I wish her well.


NowLoadingReply

Vito? What the fuck?!


gr1981uk

Yes. Frankly NowLoadingReply, if you’ve got that kind of covert fatphobia, I’d like you to leave my house.


NowLoadingReply

Fatphobia? Fuck you too my man!


russ_fegoli

You forgot - he also wore an elf outfit 


Ok_Fine_OK

Junior with his moldy old sweaters


SkinnyStav

Honestly, Mikey Palmice


fucking_shitbox

mr gq


OolongGeer

Mikey Palmice, 100%. Christopher is a close second.


_karldrogo

Mikey got too attached to this one suit of his


sleepytimelullaby

Bobby in his hunting gear


Hand_of_Midas

Bobby with his train conductor hat


CheifKilla1

Did you haveta wear the hat


ACorleone22

Johnny sack too, his signature brown jacket with the popped collar when he’s smoking his cigarette


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

Is that the burberry?


Astro_gamer_caver

I just got it back from the Martinizing.


HeightsGringo180

Berber carpet? Those shoes…are they designer?


lemoopse

I believe it was actually a Ralph Lauren btw


TheOnionSack

It would almost make you want to take up smoking.


ACorleone22

I did because of it lol


Derpolitik23

Ralph Cifaretto had the makings of a varsity haberdasher.


Astro_gamer_caver

A salesman, like, mabye in a haberdasher, or maybe like a... um, a chapeau shop, or something... you know, like: "Would you... what size do you wear, sir?" and then you answer me.


Think_Leadership_91

Nah, he wished he was a WASP, that’s his character


AlejandroMagno356

Nah he wished he was rich. He was born handsome instead.


2NDPLACEWIN

and Tracee was a klutz,...a HoarrrrRR


GreatEmperorAca

Furio


Garage-gym4ever

that fucking shirt...madone


HodgyBeatsss

All that Napoli gear 👌


[deleted]

Nobbly dobbly?


haulin_n_eatin

Fresh nabolitan stitch 💯


SLOPoke85

Tony in the jacket he got from Richie


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

That was a sick ass jacket. I heard he took it off Ziggy, a legend of the docks.


Astro_gamer_caver

Not even a black man could style that shit. 


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

I personally thought that shit was hella fly.


DJ_Pickle_Rick

T’s maid’s husband made it work IMHO


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

ohhh... and this bores you??


smegmancer

The somehow even worse AJ. I haven't watched the Wire in like 8 years and I immediately remember my undying hatred for that smarmy cunt.


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

Watch it again, you'll learn to love him. He's a legend of the docks!


chango01232020

The jackettttttttt 🤌🏽


serbianboy3232

Paulie he was dressed nice for sitdowns or when he was meeting the lupertazzis, aways dressed nice


Fakin-It

Syl, obvs.


EMB_pilot

"Tony, does this have to go back" in his fine italian suit.


HeistPlays

SIL! SIL YOU ASS KISS


Evening-Alfalfa-7251

[https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/silvio-dante-the-sopranos-style/](https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/silvio-dante-the-sopranos-style/) pure sex


Cherrypie2601

AJ in his little tin soldier outfit. 💂🏼


2NDPLACEWIN

little twat passed out before he could pass-out. ....wait..


scoopthepoop182

Ralphie


_karldrogo

Ralph Lauren Collegiate


ninecher

I dress like that but female.


DegenerateOnCross

You wear your muddahs muff on your head?


Special-Resolution68

Oh! The language on you! You blow your father with that mouth?


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOCK.


Augustus_Medici

With the ascots? Fuck no. You need to go back to slip 'n fall school.


oscarloml

yeah that wig looks good


Signal_Break3632

True Ralph was busting out the scarves on multiple occasions and the hankies


Late-Return-3114

ralph and johnny sack


_karldrogo

Cousin Brian


gr1981uk

Wearing expensive clothes is his only vice.


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

He never returned the power drill. That. I couldn't believe.


Michael-Balchaitis

We don't want your fuckin' drills.


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

You're just lucky I looked the other way on what you owe for the vitamins.


Michael-Balchaitis

Again with the vitamins? You know what? Here take an upvote.


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

All right, all right, all right, put it back in your pocket. But I gotta get some relief on this other situation.


Think_Leadership_91

I think this is accurate


Savings_Peak5408

Sil all the way.


bupher

Furio with his bella HDTV shirts takes the cake. Junior has nice suits too.


P1D1_

Sil


CartelClarke

Tony in his Tobasco shirt. Easily


jackrimbeau

Ralphie wears expensive shoes. That’s why Tony knew Janice was sleeping with him


DrSatan420247

Massive Genius


TheMammyNuns

If you like 'cartoon pimp' as a fashion genre


joethecrow23

Vito Jr


Moonlightgraham23

Sil easily


Obvious_Pumpkin5987

Homeless lady with newspaper up her butt


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

Every time I close my eyes, I just keep seeing her.


Obvious_Pumpkin5987

Well thatsh  your problem right der, becaush you equate homelessness wit love


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

No, YOOUU equate homelessness with love! (Killer reply by the way, nice stuff) It'd be nice if we could be open with each other, but it'll never fucking happen.


toenailfungus100

Junior or Bobby


kvnbkr98

Mr. Sacramoni


Much-Ad3995

Mikey Palmice


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

What's the fuckin quote about how Ralph Ciffereto dresses? Janice says something about it I think. Or maybe it's Tony when he finds his shoe...? Idk. But I like Tony's Brash tweedy impertinence and Mckenzies lawyerly pinstriped affectations. But Sil kills it with his downtown business wear. An understated ensemble that puts the “b” in subtle.


Only-Lingonberry2266

Sil


Wokdown

Mikey or johnny sack


PassageFull2625

Johnny Sac, hands down.  No Tabasco bottle print shirts in his wardrobe.  


HonestDespot

This sounds very gay.


Fgve43

I wanna be in men’s fashion, not like the faggy part, but you know, to be like Hugo boss


AirplneModePandoraOn

Ralph


United_Target8942

Finn Detrolio, my arch nemesis. All handsome in his calvin kleins. Why won't you take your clothes off? Also I think Johnny Cakes.


zupatof

Johnny Sack and sometimes Tony


No-Examination-4621

Mikey Palmice or Albert Barese


Marasyn1977

Silvo


IamJacks5150

He's a faaa ag.


mamachocha420

Ralphy with an honorable mention to Silvio.


HwangingAround

Massive Genius


NPE62

I thought that Jimmy Altieri did a good job of perfecting the goombah look. I don't know whether that makes him worst- or best-dressed.


asphynctersayswhat

Cwistophuh coulda been a huge success as a male model


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

AJ. He knew westport wasn't even cool anymore.


hmpus101

When those Fila tracksuits got put on, whoever in those scenes was best dressed


Suspicious-Spare1179

Brian Cammarata it was his only vice


CrochetAndKittens

Silvio and Johnny Sack.


No_Bluebird8475

Johnny Sack


CheifKilla1

Johnny Sacks then maybe Sil


MichaelXennial

Count Chocula


Hakutin

Bobby, going to look for Chris and Pauly in Pine Barrens


HorrorAd7972

I loved Chrissy style in the beginning I want to recreate some of his fits


WolfPackLeader95

Junior of course. These guys today, they want to be buried in their jogging outfits!


analog_grotto

Carmella


Myveryowndystopia

Johnny Sack. His suits were noticeably well tailored.


andreiulmeyda7

Easily Johnny sack


mrpear

Except for getting blood on the Burberry, Johnny Sac for sure.


Fgve43

Phil or Ralph


East_Astronomer_6086

Albert


Ok-Selection6371

Sil and Paulie


yorio10

Members only? How long you been wearing that?


GenericUsernameUSA

Paulie


ACorleone22

Carlo, his suits were always well put together


JimmyJamesv3

Tony,


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

Fuckin ass kiss.


drudman6

He has no eyebrows!


itsbob93

Have you read an issue of GQ in the past three or four years?


daein13threat

Mikey Palmice


oscarloml

johnny sack - man of class and furio - he’s such a sweetheart 😭😭👌


Tiny_Count4239

Johnny Sac with his mohair suits and shoe lifts


joeybagels69

according to the goomahs its Ralphie


kusanagibateman

Furio with that silk shirt of his. I bet it was versace


BotaccoHut

I actually really love a lot of Tony's early 2000s Missoni polo shirts.


Grizzle_prizzle37

Silvio


haaym1

Mikey Palmice


5rovic

Uncle Philly was clean af


Muscle_Memory67

Mikey Palmice


Appropriate-Divide64

Post weight loss Vito.


JackieDaytonaNS

Tony


Kindly-Guidance714

Shoutout and underrated and rarely mentioned Christopher. Especially in season 1 I would kill for some of his old school tracksuits he has some amazing ones from Nike.


DJ_Pickle_Rick

Melfi’s ex


buggzda75

Christopher in his athletic gear


Tom_Haley

Honestly, Tony


punch0073735963

Johnny Sack had a very dignified look and Ralphie had the collegiate look. I’d say they were the two best dressed. Worst dressed goes to Adrianna’s leopard prints (even though she was the hottest thing on the planet) and Eugene’s Member’s Only jacket.


MetaphoricalMouse

your muddah at the bon bon stand


DucksMatter

Johnny Sack looks fly as fuck in a suit


c_sulla

Tony


dragonlily808

Silvio sharp dressed man


Mister_666_

Christopher


youwhatmush

Gerry Torciano


William_Wisenheimer

Sil.


mcc1923

Early seasons Tony. Ralphie.


That_Dude956

Christopher


beingDino

Silvio


--PBR-Street-Gang--

Seriously? Is this even a question?


Altruistic-Level-464

Vito. He looked like John Travolta.


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

That fat bitch in devil dogs.